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This Is Not A Joke

Filed under: Rumer Willis

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Rumer Willis has just been named one of People magazine's "100 Most Beautiful."

For real.

Discuss!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

1371 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

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  1. Juice Tuna says – reply to this


    601

    Someone paid for that spot.

  2. christna says – reply to this


    602

    when i saw that she made the list… i puked in my mouth a little

  3. kellie says – reply to this


    603

    she is such a disgusting waste of a human being…she does nothing, contributes nothing, aspires to nothing…and she's FUGLY

  4. jaejae says – reply to this


    604

    People magazine officially jumped the shark!

  5. Karrie says – reply to this


    605

    No fucking way!!!! Who did Demi & Bruce pay off??

  6. gossip princess says – reply to this


    606

    bruce and demi pulled some strings

  7. rawr says – reply to this


    607

    ewwwwwwwwww i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

  8. Kate says – reply to this


    608

    I think their publicists are paying People for this coverage. Not only was Rumer in it, but Sarah Silverman and Mary J Blige too. That's a joke!

  9. Bill says – reply to this


    609

    Discuss? Disgust!

  10. Bella says – reply to this


    610

    What is wrong with the world! If this girl didn't have famous parents, nobody would look twice at her! She is beyond ugly!

  11. Ashley says – reply to this


    611

    sick!! Whats with her hair??

  12. DJ says – reply to this


    612

    I've lost all faith in humanity.

  13. katie says – reply to this


    613

    are they serious? did they run out of people to use? she's FUGLY AS ALL HELL! she looks like a HORSE.

  14. cj says – reply to this


    614

    This must be a joke. No one can look at this girl and think she is beautiful! Fugly!

  15. Jenn says – reply to this


    615

    is this "People the Blind Edition"?????

  16. KinkykeysSays says – reply to this


    616

    Bruce Willis with a wig on! Barffffff.

  17. Marilena says – reply to this


    617

    EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

  18. JustSayin says – reply to this


    618

    .
    DUH!!.
    .
    MAMA MOORE PROMISED SOME UP CLOSE DEMI & ASHTON PICS IN RETURN FOR PLACEMENT ON THE LIST!!
    .
    THIS IS WHY SHE DESERVES HARSH TREATMENT ABOUT HER POTATO HEAD!
    .
    SHE'S TRYING TO SKIP ALL THE HARD WORK TO BE A "STAR"! SHE NEEDS TO HAVE SOME SORT OF HARSHNESS COME HER WAY!! ITS STILL NOT WHAT NEARLY ALL OTHER CELEBS GO THROUGH IN THE PROCESS!
    .

  19. Lulu says – reply to this


    619

    re: #38 - jjjj

    You can say that about pretty much anyone.

  20. red says – reply to this


    620

    i kno the only reason she is getting any publicity is b/c she is bruce and demi's daughter, but geez, she looks like she has a half case of downs syndrome with a jay leno chin.

  21. crtny says – reply to this


    621

    uh.. i just puked a lil' in my mouth….

  22. Chrissy says – reply to this


    622

    My uncle worked for People for a while allll that shit is set up and paid off!

  23. Sara says – reply to this


    623

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    What a fucking mess

  24. lscott85 says – reply to this


    624

    Apparently looking like a potatoe is the hot trend for 2008

  25. m says – reply to this


    625

    ..wonder how much they were paid?

  26. SO RUDE says – reply to this


    626

    YOU FUCKERS ARE SO NASTY AND RUDE!

    just kidding.

    what an ugly bitch. they must have paid good to get her on the list, for sure.

  27. Jane says – reply to this


    627

    i don't get it…

  28. BESIDES RUMER says – reply to this


    628

    AND KATE HUDSON WAS NAMED THE MOSTBEAUTIFUL??? SHE'S OK BUT NOT A STELLAR BEAUTY. I THINK SOMEONE THERE NEEDS SOME GLASSES.

  29. caro says – reply to this


    629

    this has to be a joke!!!
    i think that "potato head" fits her so well…

  30. Hot Stuff says – reply to this


    630

    she's fckn dirt

  31. Princess Allie says – reply to this


    631

    wow.. i really dont think she is pretty at all.. maybe she is not photogenic.. she might be better looking in person.. if i had her money i would have plastic surgery, i dont think that theres anything wrong with it.. well.. congrats rumer! (i guess?)

  32. GenitalJanitorPatrol says – reply to this


    632

    BRUCE WILLIS WITH A WIG ON. SHOWER CAPS LOOK BETTER THAT DUMER BRILLIS.

  33. mike says – reply to this


    633

    she might just be the ugliest woman in the world, after amy winehouse.

  34. Candy says – reply to this


    634

    She's hideous.

    Are they blind over there??

  35. Natasha says – reply to this


    635

    What a bush pig - No talented Feral who deserves to be locked up in the ugliness farm!! What is hollywood coming to when a nothing untalented spawn who comes from completely untalented parasite parents is considered beutiful justt because people Magazine are a big bunch of brown noses!

  36. Concetta says – reply to this


    636

    I just saw her pic in People, proclaiming her to be in the top 100 of people's most beautiful! W T F ??? I just renewed my people mag subscription and this is the BS they are going to feed me? Perez, start a mag and I will subscribe. At least you know butt ugly when you see it!

  37. Goldie's Haan says – reply to this


    637

    I think Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell 'helped' Kate Hudson in a much smarter way. First of all, they got her some surgery before she was much in the public eye so she looked good when she 'came out'. Also, the reaction to this 'Most Beautiful' article is probably a good indication of how her acting will be received. Let's hope poor little potato head has some acting ability. Or at least mom and dad had the sense to get her some acting lessons.

  38. MB says – reply to this


    638

    From her top lip upwards, she has her mother's beauty, but from her bottom lip down, that's her daddy's face and it doesn't look good on a girl!

  39. Leti says – reply to this


    639

    How could they!!!?? She is SOOOOOOO ugly!!!!

  40. JohnnyLawEsq. says – reply to this


    640

    Works for me.

  41. sparkys girl says – reply to this


    641

    Surely you're joking??!

  42. Stephanie says – reply to this


    642

    Uh………………….WHAT?!

  43. anonymous says – reply to this


    643

    ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
    That's the biggest joke!
    She looks like Bruce Willis! And as a guy Bruce is a good looking man. Emphasis on the MAN part.

  44. Jessica says – reply to this


    644

    She is possibly the ugliest human being I have ever seen. Both of her parents are FINE…she just got the shaft.

  45. hotrod says – reply to this


    645

    I rather her than Sarah Silverman! Yuck!!

  46. dingdong says – reply to this


    646

    daddy must've paid :D

  47. BlueEyedBetty says – reply to this


    647

    Ewww canceling my subscriptoin.

    I wonder how much they got paid to print that crap. lol

  48. Ally says – reply to this


    648

    NO

  49. lc says – reply to this


    649

    now guys don't get so upset i think they just made a typo… maybe it was just supposed to be one hundred ugliest people of the year..

  50. Miz moxie says – reply to this


    650

    hahaha she looks like an uglier samantha ronson

  51. Erin says – reply to this


    651

    People probably just feels sorry for her cuz her mom is so pretty…

  52. smledoc says – reply to this


    652

    NO WAY>>>>>>bruce and demi paid somebody or cut a deal

  53. DEB says – reply to this


    653

    THIS !@**&^%#@'S ME UP IN MY HEAD !!!!!!
    SHE'S LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN DEMI & BRUCE GONE WRONG!!!!!!!
    AND WHAT'S UP WITH THE BLOND? I CAN'T DECIDE IF SHE'S GOOD LOOKING OR DOG BUTT UGLY ! IT'S LIKE SHE'S FROM ANOTHER PLANET AND CAN CHANGE FORMS…..

  54. ashley says – reply to this


    654

    Are they effing BLIND?

  55. CosMetOlOgY pRiNcEss says – reply to this


    655

    *PLEASE GO GET A CHOLESTOROL TREATMENT BABE… YOUR HAIR NEEDS SOME MAJOR *T.L.C* SERIOUSLY. :)

    KISSES

  56. AB says – reply to this


    656

    They must consider you beautiful too then Perez because you look just like her. You are long lost siblings.

  57. cassbunny says – reply to this


    657

    omFg! you have got to be kidding me. i guess having a famous milf for your mother really gets you somewhere in life. gag me with a fucking stick!

  58. a says – reply to this


    658

    SHE IS FUCKING UGLYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

    PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR HOLE HONEY!!!!

  59. Shay says – reply to this


    659

    She must be really beautiful on the inside. Cuz she looks like shit on the outside.

  60. malee says – reply to this


    660

    WTF POTATO HEAD???
    WTF…..??????????????????????
    ?????????????????????????????

  61. Kim says – reply to this


    661

    Bruce Willis doesn't even have that attractive a face. It's his confidence, sense of humor and personality that make him attractive. Maybe this little one isn't that attractive in the face either. Maybe she'll grow into her own…get some surgery…and if she really wants the life where she's hounded non-stop (god -she probably thinks that's normal because it's all she's ever known) why not let her…she'll wind up paying some sort of dues down the road, because it'll be twice as hard for her if she doesn't have any acting chops, she won't stick with it. Remember Kelly Osborne was going to be a singer…

  62. Obama Osama says – reply to this


    662

    That one fine white woman. I should knows. My momma a whitey.

  63. Sundi says – reply to this


    663

    If by "most beautiful" they mean manly and over exposed… i totally agree!

  64. ew. says – reply to this


    664

    SHE IS VILE. HER APPEARANCE IS NOWHERE IN THE STRATOSPHERE OF ATTRACTIVE AND HER PERSONALITY IS PUTRID. RUMER WILLIS SHOULD BE PUT TO SLEEP.

  65. disbitchiznazty says – reply to this


    665

    Are you kidding me??? She is NAZZZZTY

  66. Kitty says – reply to this


    666

    This is a joke…oh my god!!! she is fucking ugly!!!!!!!!!!
    NO WORDS…

  67. katie says – reply to this


    667

    ahahahha! potato head.

  68. Andy says – reply to this


    668

    Hopefully Punk'd is back and Ashton is behind this.

  69. confet says – reply to this


    669

    ummm…if she's beautiful; i'm a goddess.
    gag!! yes, rob#1, you are exactly right.

  70. aya says – reply to this


    670

    Gross. How? I think the judge was blind.

  71. ew. says – reply to this


    671

    SHE IS VILE. HER APPEARANCE IS NOWHERE IN THE STRATOSPHERE OF ATTRACTIVE AND HER PERSONALITY IS PUTRID. RUMER WILLIS SHOULD BE PUT TO SLEEP!

  72. Hayworth Honey says – reply to this


    672

    This is so wrong.

  73. Vilde says – reply to this


    673

    That is by far the grossest thing I have ever heard! Are these people stupid/blind/tasteless?? eugh–

  74. bloody hell says – reply to this


    674

    money talks.

  75. Mat says – reply to this


    675

    Hmmm….I wonder if she has a movie coming out. This is just the kind of thing that would help promote such a movie.

    ….but I'm just speculating.

  76. andrea says – reply to this


    676

    what's your problem with her?
    she's pretty8)

  77. Vanessa says – reply to this


    677

    for reals? nice hair btw. Just cause her dads famous and people are taking pictures of her coming in and out of nightclubs drunk does not make her remotely attractive. have the people at People even SEEN photos of her before??

  78. Its me bitches!!! says – reply to this


    678

    I'm not trying to be mean, but……… she's ugly and i'm never reading people mag again..they lost my respect!

  79. Lulu says – reply to this


    679

    WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS FUCKING WORLD??

  80. ms_chellie says – reply to this


    680

    Wait…did they mean 100 most beautiful POTATO HEADS??? Cuz if that's the case then yeah…

  81. KAT says – reply to this


    681

    are you fucking kidding me?
    ay dios mio…

  82. bella says – reply to this


    682

    Sounds like you are jealous..HAHAHAHAHAHHAA..except that blonde thing she has going for her..she is beautiful.

  83. AK says – reply to this


    683

    100 most unattractive people is more like it.

  84. jessicarabbit says – reply to this


    684

    OMGWTF

  85. daddy long legs says – reply to this


    685

    oh gosh… whos peen did this bitch have to suck to make it on the list

  86. Rawren says – reply to this


    686

    I always knew the People people were on crack!

  87. Moira says – reply to this


    687

    aww poor potato head. Let them make her feel better. She probably isnt that bad.

  88. wowzer says – reply to this


    688

    I thought she had some sort of syndrome that disfigured her head. Guess not. Obviously, People uses the term "beautiful" loosely. Or ironically.

  89. CW says – reply to this


    689

    OMG so gross. There's no way she would make that if she wasn't famous.

  90. lj says – reply to this


    690

    All those people are unattractive and losers. She's not the only one. Ugh.

  91. melissa says – reply to this


    691

    Omg! Wtf? I wonder who bruce and demi had to bribe to do this. That is so f-ing ridiculous! What a joke. I guess they felt sorry for her.

  92. Yvette says – reply to this


    692

    I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw this

  93. Theo says – reply to this


    693

    Gee, is it fixed? How much do you have to pay for that advertorial? Such ridiculous BS. Not only is she unattractive physically , what has she done to help anyone or even just be interesting?

  94. say what?? says – reply to this


    694

    and just WHO is doing the voting on this? the three blind mice…cuz she is one FUGLY chick!

  95. Rhiannan says – reply to this


    695

    BAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    This had made my day.
    Wow.

  96. mary says – reply to this


    696

    I have lost all respect for people mag!! disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!

  97. cj says – reply to this


    697

    what a joke, she is hiddeous!

  98. sis says – reply to this


    698

    Mom and Dad must have PAID big BUCKS to boost her self esteem! They probably paid People to say she is pretty

  99. Twigg says – reply to this


    699

    This HAS to be an ASHTON Joke…
    like when is he goin to sasy ' WE JUST GOT PUNK'D '
    like cuz im still waiting ! lol

  100. danielle says – reply to this


    700

    there is no possible way.. she is by far the ugliest person i have ever seen!

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