Quote of the Day
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“Well, I broke my knee, because I’m a moron and I always bash into things by accident. It’s true. I’ve broken my toes like 30 times. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Say there’s a coffee table that’s been there for 8 years and I know exactly where it is. One day I’ll kinda not know it’s there and break my toe."
- Gwyneth Paltrow told David Letterman this week
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Posted: May 2, 2008 at 9:15 am
Girls got some serious legs. Needs a tan though. Okay so she admits she has a little glitch in her brain that keeps her form being careful. Just like my kids when they were two. Weird.
whoa. i can't handle that dress, you can see her ass and if it was an inch shorter you'd see her cooch!!
for some reason people don't understand female anatomy and don't realize that she's most likely wearing a thong and that's the inside of her ass you can see showing between her legs, not her cooch.
Wow!!!!!!!!!! From girl to another—– You look hot Girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!
Sign me up on your plan!
But she has some great legs!
some of you people must have a fucked up vagina because i've never seen one hang down that far.
thats her fucking ass your idiots.
OMG! PEREZ WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!… that wouldnt happen to be saggy ass hanging out of her dress whould it?? lol
SOME ONE CONFIRM THIS HORRIBLE WORDROBE MISTAKE!
OMG!! I'm just like FishStick!!! I have to visit my Orthopedic doctor at least once a year to get x-rays for some shit I've done to myself. I'm healing a broken pinky toe as we type…
Holy Shi* she needs better underwear.. Her balls are hanging lower then her dress… EWWWWWWWWW
add moron to the list gwyn….shitty actress, condescending elitist, uneducated know-it-all, and bore of the century.
EXACTLY #110 - jamester!!!
This bitch makes me SICK!!!
who the hell knew she was mormon?!?!?!?!
I guess she just kinda forgets to dress herself too.
She obviously forgot more than where the coffee table is…like where the rest of her dress is.
Jesus, you can probably view her colon when she bends over in that one.
Someone should have told her that her balls are showing!!! No one like a weinie waver
AMERICAN'S ARE SOOOO IGNORANT,
I HATE AMERICANS I HATE AMERICANS I HATE AMERICANS
AND SO DOES THE REST OF THE WORLD
Is she sporting meat curtains?
I take it she's going for the drag queen look. She looks really terrible. Someone should tell her to be her own person as all that hanging out with Madonna is haveing a bad effect on her. Really only Madonna can get away with the body builder / chic look. xxx
YOU CAN SEE HER KOOCHIE MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a nut sack hanging between her thighs.
Did she really talk like that? Do these stars have any education? She must have been acting when they should have been in English class. And why do these older stars try to dress as though they are teens or in their 20's. Legs do not look so good in micro-minis at her age. And whats
that we see? Is it her saggy butt cheek or her hoo-hoo? Whatever it is it is groooooossssss. Did she not look in mirror? Shes too old to pull that off.
…."and one day soon I'll break my right bun cheek because I forget to wear panties". WHAT A NUT JOB.
IS THAT HER ASS SHOWING???!!! way too short.. but if you got it .. FLAUNT IT!
Gwneyth Paltrow looks like a hooker now.
Gee, I wonder if she's trying to attract a new man? Maybe her mystery marriage isn't so grand afterall?
WHERE ARE HER PANTS! THAT AIN'T NO DRESS, THAT'S A TEE SHIRT!
can you see her ass cheek? I really think you can, check it out, her right ass cheek is so visible*
I'll I can say is FAN-WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm from OZ and trust me i'm accustomed to a few flashy moments on a night out, but please….. i know when short it too short- Gwenny we dont need to see ur fanny-lack love!
Quite simply….she looks ridiculous. Cover up a tad more darling. Fire your stylist.
is that her ass hanging out ?
She couldn't have realized how this looked to a shorter person. If she checked herself in a mirror before she left, her angle of vision wouldn't have revealed what this level photo does. Brain Fart. Welcome to motherhood and your thirties, where you're too busy just trying to get out the door to even think to do a proper check. Lol. The good thing is you're busy and old enough to not really care, or for too long. Stylist also deserves a finger wagging e-mail…
doesn't matter how much attention, money, fame, magazine spreads, interviews, or magazine covers……everything has to be pushed beyond the limits of taste…..that dress looks stupid on this beautiful women….she doesn't need to do that for fucks sake she's blythe danners daughter & she's a great actress……CUT IT THE FUCK OUT…….hanging out with madge too much…..silly…don't do that…it degrades you.
She's soooooo blah. How about not wearing a thong with that dress, your flaps are showing!
She has nice hot legs. Show 'em off Gwen, but next time wear a longer skirt.
Is that the famous vajayjay? Geeze. She should go bottomless. "Geeze it is soooooooo hot outside!"
To quote from the movie Scarface -
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Come on Perez! Take off the idiot with the racist rants! Go Hillary!
ya…didn't know if that's a saggin beef curtain or her butt cheek……..maybe an inch longer on the dress:)
Well she's right about one thing…she's a moron.
i think she forgot her pants/tights.
she kinda has man legs. :/
eewwwwwwwwwwwwww balls i knew it
Is that her butt cheek hanging down? Shame on her. Is she trying to pull a Britney? I thought she had more class but I guess I was wrong.
come on folks, she has ugly legs, there just long that's all. If you have a really good look at her whole body and face , she's starting to show her age. A middle age has been actress with a bit part in Iron Man, Any actress could have taken that role.
EWWWW! You can see her pink panities and puss…yuck. She could of at least worn black underwear to match her outfit.
Is that her butt?
Sorry……..she's too old to be wearing a dress that short. She should totally go "age appropriate" and this just isn't. (besides…..her legs aren't even all that…..)
That dress is too short on her. C'mon, Gwennie…..gotta wear something "age appropriate". (and besides, her legs aren't all that…..)
She has man leggs and I gont think that is booty cheeks..I think it is balls hanging free! LOL HAHA
I see toe.
OMG!!! Is that a testicle hanging out between her legs?!
definitely ass cheek
Is that here vag.??
SHE NEED A JOB!!! on sale hahaha
Damn, shes mad sexy
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