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The best part of Scientology Boot Camp is _______________.
Posted: April 30, 2008 at 5:28 pm
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Tom Cruise > Katie Holmes > Fill In The Blank
The best part of Scientology Boot Camp is _______________. Posted: April 30, 2008 at 5:28 pm
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Sodomy
it kkeeps Katie from making any movies?
jim jones and the purple kool-aid
The black clothes.
You get to go to mars and meet the other aliens.
typical.
going to the party on the mothership when it's over
mmm cookies shaped like world domination
She doesn't have to spend time with Tom
OMG she looks like a zombie
..u.m… yummy world domination!
Scientology is a CON, they make enormous amounts of money selling classes to people. It's a con that boards on cult. This is just sad, so sad.
sOMEHOW, i DON'T THINK THIS MARRIAGE IS GOING TO LAST AS LONG AS HIS SECOND ONE TO NICOLE. KATE DOES NOT SEEM HAPPY IN HER PHOTOS.
Re: JJ – "You get your stepford wives batteries changed for free!"
I can't match that. It is the best answer and I second it!
LOL
ALL THAT GREAT MIND CONTROL…..FUCKEN WOW A "RELIGION" THAT REQUIRES YOU TO GO TO BOOT CAMP THAT IS RE-DIC-U-LEZ…HOW MESSED UP DOES A RELIGION HAVE TO BE THAT THEY NEED TO FORCE THERYE FOLLOWERS TO A BOOT CAMP SAD SAD S.A.D
no such camp. goddamn just because someone says something about something you don't know about dose not mean that it is true.
In that picture, Katie looks like Ville Valo from the band HIM. Haha.
holy shit she looks like micheal jackson!!!
Unlimited amount of shit?
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…with Katie out of the house, Tommy won't have to fly to Ibiza to get his crapper stuffed with muscular, hairy-chested stud-sausage!
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Re: LALALALA – Honey, did you ever hear of
VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL? Same thing.
the haircuts
that you get to turn off your brain and have others tell you what to think…so relaxing…just ask republicans
She looks like a robot….
All your base are belong to us!
When they take that pyramid-shaped thingy and stick it up your butt while you watch Tommy dance in his skinny shorts. Next, you're taken into a back room to get "Travolted." Ouch.
All the stuff you get from Tom when you get out.
The best thing about Scientology boot camp is that eventually you will die and then you don't have to go anymore!!!
Intergalatic Travel
Well, for the "church" leaders the best thing is the BLACKMAIL they can threaten anybody with if they ever plan to leave the cult and write a tell-all book.
.. being a fucking retard for believing such crap (aand marrying tom cruise xD)
Fat Nipple, is is sucking bud's weiner
The Sex…
Why is he always holding her like 'i am not gonna let you run away from me" …he is always with his two hands!!!!
Damn! What the people does for status an money..
The Dough NUTS !!
The "I'm a robot" look perfected
Free Xenu T-Shirts
you get your ass kicked by a Mormon on his mission
The best part of Scientology Boot Camp is the games!
25 e-meter breast stroke
Zombie Face!!
They serve good chow.
It's a tossup between the megadoses of vitamins washed down with a glass of olive oil, commanding ashtrays to fly , or sneaking one of the commodore's Kool's
For every right answer- she pays them $100,000
and for ever wrong answer- she takes a sip of pretty coloured KoolAid.
the ritual sacrifices
getting away from tom
I'm not there!!!!!!!!!!
"getting fucked"
.. the cheesy toupee and heavy makeup men get to wear in public.
The best part of Scientology Boot Camp is that women never have to get rid of their Cindy Brady lisp.
… they're Prada
Tom can do Strawberry flavored coke and have gay orgies while she is locked up!
the sloppy joes
she gets to get away from Tom for a bit!!!!!!!! maybe i hope so, he just creeps me out, and now she's stuck w/him i ALMOST feel sorry for her!!!!!
She doesn't have to see or sleep with 'Tom Thumb' for a few days -
"The expierments that go wrong… case in point… Suri Cruise.
YOU RUN AWAY FROM TOM AND GET SAVED BY NORMAL PEOPLE HOPE SHE MAKES IT INTO THE WOODS BEFORE THE COOLAIDE AND PURPLEPANT SUITS COME IN…I AM NOT SO INTO HER BUT ……….GIRL RUN AWAY FOR YOUR LIFE,RUN KATIE RUN, EVEN I CAN SEE THAT
The best part of Scientology Boot Camp is the placenta brownies
The lack of thinking you have to do for yourself!
… you can wear the white cotton underwear they make all the inbreds, I mean, inmates wear. hee hee
The Xenu Brand Biscuits you eat for every meal.
Speaking with all the aliens and wearing khaki pants.
By far, the best part is when they take you to the little white room and strap you down and you go to sleep. The next thing you know you wake up and ~~everything is soooo beautiful~~
Beats the fuck out of getting thrown into a volcano, if you know what I mean.
You don't have to spend time with your freaky controlling husband!
The Boots?
I don't get why everyone is so against Scientology! Muslims have suicide bombers. Christian priests rape small children.
Just because Scientology has stalking, threats, disconnection from families, institutionalized abuse of children as part of their doctrine everyone thinks it's bad.
They really do a lot to help people. They are the authorities on the mind. They have solved the world illegal drug problem. When Scientology fulfils their plans of getting rid of everyone else on the planet, it will really be a better place. You will all be saved.
[the best part of Scientology Boot Camp is]…being away from Tom :O
Having all the "horrible things" you've admitted to in your auditing sessions reread to you. And if you try to leave they will use all of those documents to intimidate and threaten you!
YAY!
Oh Dawn, I know you have been ordered by higher up $cienos to write what you wrote. I pity you. You must be holed up at Gold base, chained to the wall. $cientology is a dangerous, evil cult which kills.
…the fabulous monochromatic clothes! With a black on black wardrobe, you never have to worry about your clothes being color coordinated.
running around a pole for 12 hours a day. seriously. that's what they have to do. it's called the "rehabilitation project force." sucks to be her if it's true.
… the torture chamber.
THE BOOTS!
L Ron Hubbard's magical intergalactic space boots!!!!
Youtube search: "Scientology boots" for the most hilarious thing you'll ever see!
The best part ? ….. sex with Tom !!!
That Miley Cyrus won't be there!
FREE KIDDIE BLOWJOBS
the free brainwashing.
Re: Dawn –
re your quote: "They have solved the world illegal drug problem."
oh yah? Where did you get that piece of crap? Show me the newspaper headline that reads: "Scientology has solved the world illegal drug problem!"
(I know a few guys in law enforcement who'd dare to disagree.)
They haven't solved anything, Dawn.
And yes, disconnection, stalking and institutionalized abuse of children IS bad, you idiot.
She went from sweet Katie to uptight rich bitch…Set her free you Scientology freaks
…Yippie Ki Ay,
K-Y!
Katie will reach her next OT level!
the best part of Scientology Boot Camp is finding your inner douche bag.
=]
This is to that poor pathetic soul DAWN who needs to WAKE UP:
The ONLY THING Scientolocrap has SOLVED is DAVID MISCAVIGE'S Checking Account PROBLEM. And you can take THAT to the bank!
The best part? Her time a way gives Tom time to "play".
getting a beej from tom cruise?
Sucking tom cuise's dick
The best part is being pregnant with L Rum Hubbard's test tube baby by the time you leave! I always loved Katie's 'tannis root' look.
oh my god they are just so WEIRD
god she is too pretty for his fugly ass! leave him already!
The free blow
the sodomy
Getting to toast marshmallows and snort S'mores around the campfire with Kirstie Alley! Discussing the latest in hair plugs with Travolta at the camp Salon de Thetan! Comparing child-rearing strategies, including allowing three-year-olds to suck on bottles and sleep in (and pee in) bed with Mommy and Daddy with Leah Rimini! Reading L. Ron Hubbard's third-rate sci-fi dreck with a flashlight under the covers in the bunk! Sharing little girlish secrets with your best friend/auditor who will send the tape back home to Tom so he doesn't miss a thing! Oh, what a lucky, lucky woman Katie is. But for a $500,000 yearly "allowance" she has to expect a little chore now and then in return. And hey - it beats vacuuming and taking out the garbage, eh?
Getting mentally fucked by a closeted Nazi looking movie star midget.
all the yummy pink pills katie could want
Re: brainchild – You're fuckin' hilarious, Brainiac!
The best part is learning the couch dance.
being theta clear!!!
ALL THE HOTTT GAY ALIEN SEX!
The sweet aluminum foil track suits
The best part of Scientology Boot Camp is ………………….
the thorough brainwashing and never remembering Dawson's Creek.
TOM is looking very lady-esque. I watched "thankyou for smoking" last nite: i bet that's the last movie she does like that!! She might become the new Snow White, ay Tom!?
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