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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Tom Cruise > Katie Holmes > Fill In The Blank
The best part of Scientology Boot Camp is _______________. Posted: April 30, 2008 at 5:28 pm
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Gosh - Katie looks a bit like Michael Jackson in that photo…
The best part is the gruel they feed them.
THIS GIRL NEEDS YOUR HELP ASAP!
its brain washing courses
ALIEN COCK!!!
ALIEN COCK!!!
ALIEN COCK!!!
ALIEN COCK!!!
ALIEN COCK!!!
ALIEN COCK!!!
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ALIEN COCK!!!
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ALIEN COCK!!!
Seriously dudes, I know a chick who went off to Scientology Camp and came back telling everyone how good she got BONKED by some space creatures!!!
why on earth. fucking insane.
is it just me or does katie look like michael jackson in that picture?
she looks like a million dollars - may I suggest that we could just leave them to believe what they will - why not?
Chrissy D #2 had the BEST: "The Kool-aid!"
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
You get to jump up and down on their couches.
Re: JOHN STALL THE WONDERPOPE – No, I don't know anyone who has been forced into Vacation Bible School. It is hardly the same thing as scientolgy booy camp. Scientlogy makes shit up to get more $ and control over people. VBS is an event kids attend in the summer drawing pictures and playing games. Hardly can be compared to scientology cults. Go F an alien John.
I know you people can't be blamed because you haven't had a proper education. In Scientology we learn the TRUTH! That's what Scientology is - the study of truth.
But you have to understand that people who have bad things happen to them have brought it upon themselves. It's because they have done crimes, or have done bad things in 'a previous life'.
If children are sexually abused, it is their own fault. It's because their eternal soul brought it upon themselves. Only by telling a Scientology auditor about your crimes can you be truly free. The reason why this information is used by Scientologists to threaten the individual if they try to leave is to PROTECT THEIR ETERNAL SOUL! Isn't that what's really important? I recommend everyone get to their local Scientology center so they can learn the truth! Don't listen to the evil government! They're trying to brainwash you all!
the cherry jolly ranchers… they really are appealing.
Meeting the aliens that Peg Bundy slept with!
Re: Chrissy D – LMAO!
That doesn't even look like her…
no more wire hangers EVER!!!
what it does to your skin
Re: Dawn – so when tom cruises movies fail from now on, it is his fault, becuase he joined a silly cult quasi religion. i get it now. BTW dawn you sound like you are a little crazy, and emotionally disturbed, want to go out?
that is PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!!
this is STAR magazine perez…..really….
that picture is totally fake and photoshopped together. you all are so GULLLLLLIBLEZ!!!
BUT
the best part of scientology boot camp is:
THE KATIE HOLMES FILM FESTIVAL and thetan-flogging
tom cruise's turtleneck.
When will that little Queen just come out?
How many lives does he have to fuck up to maintain this ridiculous charade that he's "Straight?"
all the free punch you get to drink…………..
Sneaking her Rosary into the compound.
…that Anonymous is going to anthrax it out of existence soon.
Is it just me, or do all of Tom Cruises' wives have that same dazed, empty look?
That Katie Holmes is morphing into Michael Jackson.
the free spaceship rides
being away from Tom lol
katie looks a shit load like Michael Jackson in this pic
panty raids!
I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!I FUCKED TRAVIS BARKER!!!
i dont really care about the whole scientology thing but what i think is hilarrioussss about this cover is that britney spears is pictured doing "the miley pose" aka the peace sign and miley is tainted by her BIG LIES im a huuge miley fan and i support her 100% but i just thought that was an interesting coincidence and quite a photo choice by the editors of star
Re: joyous(ly) delusional 1 –
–what it says more than you do! So do take YOUR squawking and REGURGITATE your nonsense somewhere else. And DO pray for the ability to spell!
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I see you were well-trained, much like my very own PARROT! Unfortunately, my beautiful bird comprehends–that means understands, BTW
Thank YOU, Sugar!
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When I see pics of Katie, I see one sad and lonely woman who I am sure deeply regrets the "business deal" marriage she got herself into. Funny, when you look at pics of her and Chris Klein, she was always smiling and her eyes were sparkling, havent seen much of that at all since the married that scientology Freak
……..MY GOD, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS ALREADY BEEN TO 'SCIENTOLOGY BOOT CAMP' IN THAT PICTURE……OR, MAYBE TOM HAS HAD HER LOBOTOMIZED…..DAMN, SHE LOOKS VACANT, BLANK, NUMB…….A MANNEQUIN!!!! (WHILE SHE IS GONE, TOMASINA CAN SUCK ALL THE COCK HE WANTS AND, AT LEAST, SHE WON'T HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT IT.)
Poor Katie. Poor Suri. I am rooting for her.
scientology boot camp?? I thought we were going to see Oprah
THE GAY SEX!!!
Re: THE BEST PART….. –
SCILON DETECTED
Watching Battlefield Earth…
a bunch of psycho creeps
THE GAY SEX IS FORBIDDEN-WHICH MAKES IT BETTER AND LONGER!
AND YOU F8CKIN KNOW IT!
LOVE,
GRANDMA
not having to see my gay husband for a few days……
Getting away from Tom Cruise for a while
Why does her husband always take her by the arm….like she is a toddler or a geriatric. CARAJO SUELTALA!!
I predict one day we'll see Katie Holmes running naked and bloody down the street escaping from the Scientology Church just like one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims.
Katie's advisor reminding her of how fabulous Tom has made her life, and she is strongly advised to keep pretending he isn't gay so that she isn't shunned from the Hollywood A list scene.
a well needed escape from a suffocating alien. i mean husband…
Poor Katie Holmes thought that by marrying Tom Cruise she would have this glamorous life with a movie star husband. Little did she know that she was marrying into a bizarre cult that believes in UFO's and animal sacrifices. I'll bet Tom and the Scientology Church have taken over every aspect of her life down to what color her shoe laces should be. It is going to be soooooo interesting to read her book after they divorce.
hmmmm i have 2 say the 24 hour surveillance and lie detector tests
….the spaceships
the best thing about sci boot camp is pulling the dildo outa your ass and sticking it in your head.
Katie is separated at birth with Michael Jackson!
Re: Dawn – So now we all know. When bad things happen to people it's because they misbehaved in a previous life, and now it's punishment time. So does that also translate to those who have good things happen being told they were well-behaved in a previous life? No wonder the cult seems to have an attraction for the wealthy because it can be used as a means of justifying why they have so much and others so little. However, to assert that a child victim of sexual abuse has brought it upon themselves is evil and downright dangerous. Have all the people around the world who live in poverty or war-zones brought it upon themselves too? How anybody can believe such utter bullsh*t is beyond me. No wonder the Scientology cult has such a fear of psychiatry and the medical profession in general. That is because they would be able to help the person put a different perspective on their situation. Do you ever stop to wonder why the majority of people are not Scientologists, or do they have some answer for that too, like we've all been brainwashed by our government? If anyone's been brainwashed, Dawn, it's you. If it really were the truth, there would be no need for "Scientology auditors" or threats if a person wanted to leave.
…that you won't have to break the arm of your zombie iWife if she comes along peacefully. God, he's such a freak!!!!
…being visited by aliens abducted by the US government.
…she'll be kidnapped by an alien and escape Tom. But seriously, did this woman know what she was letting herself into when she married Mr Cruise? Sure it's a ticket to Hollywood Royalty (if you care about that) but for such a price. Also, her husband no longer has the status he used to. In fact he is regarded as a bit of a joke because of his outspokeness about and representation of this crazy cult. His latest movies are not of the standard of his earlier work either. I bet Nicole is glad she got out. Loved her rather droll comment that she could wear heels again!!!
if they have hidden polygamy scientology alien stations?
THE ALIEN DILDOES
The best part of Scientology Boot Camp is _______________.
whatever is causing Tom Cruise to look like he hasn't aged since he was 20
LOSING EVEN MORE WEIGHT AND EVENTUALLY BECOMING THE MAN YOUVE BEEN OBSESSED ABOUT SINCE CHILDHOOD.
Fucking weirdoes………..if I were Katie's parents I wouldn't even have attended her wedding or have anything to do with her anymore till she ditches this has been deluded fuckhead
Winning a batch of L. Ron Hubbard's preserved splooge as a raffle prize!
you come out looking like something halfway between a mannequin and a blow up doll
Free colonics!
The best part of scientology "boot camp" is learning not to think for yourself. Relieves alot of pressure.
The best part of Scientology Boot Camp is the anal sex!!! It doesn't hurt when you're drugged with scientology Jesus Juice!!!
the spaceship! duh
Katie Holmes will see them for the morons that they are when they ask her to sign a BILLION year contract!
Re: Dawn – If it isn't true for me, then it isn't true….right Dawn, you dumbass?
The best thing about Scientology Boot Camp are the enemas!
run katie run………………………………..
They WILL eat your brains! Fo' Shizzle!
watching that Tom "Welcome to Scientology" Cruise video 24/7 and of course….the free food!!
Oh my God! Tom Cruise looks JUST LIKE Bruce Jenner in that cover picture! He's turning into a woman! AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
being away from Tom!!!!
not sure, but if katie comes out with that Mia Farrow/Rosemary's Baby haircut somebody call the Pope!
she gets away from tom!
definitely the anal probe
Getting the HELL away from Tommy Boy for a few days?!?!?!?!
You get to meet L Ron Hubbard!
Her and Tom will do some cum swapping with a few jars of defrosted hubbard goo which will help poor Katie grow a fine ass mustache like fellow zombie John Travolta. Then she'll be forced to watch Dawson's Creek reruns and apologize repeatedly for fake banging Pacey while Tommy Boy and Miscavige anal bang with those auditing handle thingy's. It's pay per view by the way since it's all about the money. She's being lead out because she's probably pumped full of enough GHB and stool softener to kill a goat.
who can go on reading this site - most of the comments are just destructive - i love her - and she must be so strong inside!! - i hope, they re good for another
"f children are sexually abused, it is their own fault. It's because their eternal soul brought it upon themselve"
OMG! Dawn, you don't actually believe that do you? Damn, you ARE brainwashed and STUPID!!
And yeah, the truth is found out in scientology, okay, like the belief that billions of years ago Xenu rid his planet of extra aliens by killing them and putting them into hydrogen bombs and dropping them into volcanos on earth. Yeah, that's it, that's the ticket.
The best part of Scientology Boot Camp is learning the power of teleporation.
The best part of Scientology Boot Camp is…taking that boot and using it to send your 'handlers' on their way.
The best part of Scientology Boot Camp is THE FOOOD.
Katie looks like a zombie woman in this picture. Look at her eyes.
The anorexia must be really kicking in. Her menton Victoria Beckham probably triggered the eating disorder again. Oh and Tom of course. Just like his marriage to Nicole seemed to cause the anorexia to bloom. Oh and Angelina when she got hooked up with Brad. Oh and the same with Jennifer Aniston when she was with Brad.
The only control they have is what they eat I guess….but not even that is likely.
IMO: Poor, apparently none-too-bright Katie shoulda seen what wa coming when she signed up for the 'stardom' ride with Tommy the Nut — the rest of us did. Money and fame just ain't worth it. I'd rather be a waitress in a Yuma truck stop or a librarian in Newark than married to that idjit.
it's like a frat party, but with more gay sex.
free look-alike babies!
the repeated anal sex while screaming XENU IS COMING, XENU IS COMING!
I imagine the best bit would be leaving
no M I movies are showing…
On the cover Katie looks like a glamourous robot which was probably the whole point. Such a sad shame though while she has a beautiful daughter and all the things money can buy she does not look happy at all.
is it just me or is she looking a little like Michael Jackson is the photo? Best thing about book camp is the plastic surgery and skin peels?
it will soon take the life and life savings of tom cruise, and any other donk stupid enough to follow the warped views of a sci-FICTION writer