We Love The Brits!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Oops!

Skanks in the U.K. really take their work seriously!
Feast your eyes upon this gorgeous creature: Jay Nichols.
She's a "glamour" girl, and this is what she wore for a night on the town in London on Wednesday.
Such creativity!
She should be applauded.
Keep up the good work Jay!
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored pictures.
[Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]


Posted: May 1, 2008 at 12:45 pm




if it wasn't for the tits I'd swear it was Paris Hilton
SHE LOOKS LIKE LADY ELAINE FAIRCHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
THATS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'd lick her butthole
ew, thats just gross. Where's the class in the UK?? c'mon now…
HEY P! the other chick is wearing Posh Spice's jeans!
that "woman" looks about 65…
What is wrong with her feet? Or is it just the angle the picture is taken at? …they look purple!!
An ancient eygptian mummy has escaped froma museum and its bandages are coming loose!!!!!!! Run before she entombs u and drains ur fluids!
they look like paris n lindsay
wow, her face is tragic and the clown makeup doesn't help. the tits and ass big fkn deal. lots of us have them. thank god her face is a one off
haha gutsy and awesome! Did she get a strapping on her ass.
that one bitch is totally wearing dvb jeans….wonder if she got them at the thrift shop?
I thought Paris was back from England!
Butter Face…
nice body, ugly Brit face…what is wrong with those Brits? long pointed noses, you can spot them a mile away…ugh…
like the boobies, tho…very nice…
What a ugly look, That is not sexy at all. Not even trashy sexy!
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
Looks like the WHORE PARIS HILTON……….
look at her feet and stomach- that is totally a man! maybe that's why she didn't get in trouble- men can walk around with no shirts on!
She looks gross…but i am not gonna lie her boobs are pretty fabulous looking!!
Looks like Paris Hilton in 30 years….
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN…………I MEAN QUEENS!! Gotta love the Brits.
im embarrassed im from the same country she is.
what a butterface, so so body but brown bag it!
Someone needs to tell this tragic OLD and i mean OLD skank to sort her life out. Dozy bitch will resort to anything to get a picture on the web or in magazines!!! She really does need to take herself off somewhere and refused to leave the house anymore!! Sort your life out you tatty wench!!!
Haha, " blind people to do her makeup" good one. I just got my laugh for the day.
Seriously this is gross ! I actually think I just went blind after looking at her .
i just saw a show on tv that shes broke!!!
she has a dept of over 150 000 dollars…so much for being a glamour model
she was on a tv programme not so long ago and she is thousands of pounds in debt. suppose its from the surgery!!
Someones really starved for attention….
she was on a programme i watched the other week, she is in 160k of debt, keep printing her pics perez so we can help this sucka get out of debt lol
ew IT looks like Hedwig
i'm from england and have never seen this girl before in my life…but im not suprised her face looks as hagard as a worn out leather bag :s this girl does not represent the uk at all its quite embarassing!!
Re: maria –
Hahahahah! You're so right!!!
this is old news for this skank!In fact, any small town in the UK is full of skanky bitches like this, aspiering to become "glamour models". Is there honestly anything LESS glamorous than this? It´s quite frankly depressing!
Re: SLICK RICK – you are sick by the way whats wrong with you get a life fucker by the way those girls on the pic are white lol not black don't you see it lol loser
When did Paris Hilton get a tit job?
I thought that skank was Paris
Big deal. My mom has the same outfit.
Why are British women just always never really HOT…like that Kate girl from the pair Katie and Jordan or whoever… She's really made up but just not really HOT. Like she wants to be like Pamela Anderson but just doesn't quite cut it. and why are the Brits teeth usually always funked up?
what the fuck, get that one lazy nipple pulled up bitch.
this is disgusting. absolutely disgusting. what is the world coming to?
Re: Yasmine – Yes, it is! leave that look to Gisele honey…F-ng nasty whorish looking!!
TRANNY! SKANK!! DISGUSTING BIYATCH.
UUUUURRRGGGHHHH. What is the world coming to?
Women should RESPECT themselves rather than being disgusting, slutty bitches. SO UNATTRACTIVE!!!!
HER PURSE IS FAKE!!! PUAHHHHHHHH! HAHAHAHHAHA!
What a pig
Wow - At first I thought that was Paris. They could be twins.
She looks like a 50 year old Paris Hilton!!!
wow
that's really awesome !!!
ugh! its famewhoring sluts like her who make us brit girls embarrassed. put it away!
Paris Hilton meet your future….
She is a tranny who looks like a hot mess… and not in a good way.
I hope thats a tattoo on her ass. God Lord
she's the only person who look over the age of 70 in the face, and under the age of 15 in the arse.
eew.
With a face like that, she gotta show a lot of tittie to get a second look….
xox, ilona rose
P.S. That is a guy?!?!?! Right? Has to be…
I think she has to have a lot of confidence to be able to do this but she clearly has no class.
Do they not have decency laws in England? How is she allowed to walk around with her boobies showing and not get arrested?
Vomit. Trannylicious, did "she" get into a fight or something? Or did the poor lady just walk out of the ghetto thinking she looks sexy and good?
Why wear anything?
Paris when she's 40
seperated at birth jay nicols and paris hilton ( paris in 20 years ) i wonder if madden will love her then
I thought that was PARIS HILTON! Same hook nose.
LOOKS LIKE A LOHAN ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE PHOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn't she a little old?
old whore, how did she NOT get arrested? public indecency and all that. eugh! if only…
Nobody has ever even heard of this tramp. She isn't even pretty. What a disaster!
everything about this picture is WRONGGG…..except of course her tits, they are slammin
is that Rod Stewarts daughter with her?
that looks like kimberly stewart holding her hand.
lol she looks like an Older version of Paris Hilton
old lady, you aint young girl anymore!
Oh my god that looks horrible, she's an insult to tranny's everywhere.
Now THAT'S a more accurate LV ad! LOL
WTF? Please put some clothes on.
Is that JK Rowling?
She looks like Paris Hilton. HA HA HA
gutsy but skanky
PARIS HILTON IN 20 YEARS!
i`d hit that:)
I live in London & i've never heard of this piece of crap.
Holy God! She's a hot tranny mess!
Woah! I totally thought that was Paris Hilton for a second! Really!!!! That's exactly what she will look like in 10 years!
Hey is it me or does so look like Paris Hilton when she hits 40?! just saying
i thought this was a pic of an older paris hilton at first! Least now we know what paris will look and dress like in two years….
She bears a remarkable resemblance to Paris Hilton. Like WHOA.
Except she has boobs and a butt. NICE boobies.
Wow, Paris Hilton is looking old.
She does have nice tits but that face… eww
It's not so original. It's a parody of the photo shoot that Giselle Bundchen did a bit ago.
IT LOOKS LIKE PARIS HILTON IN 5 YEARS AFTER THE STD'S CATCH UP WITH HER
Paris Hilton in 10 years!!
she looks like paris hilton!
Why are her nipples so small?
Why are they on top of her breast?
Never seen that before at least in my family!
nICE tits.
omg but that's jk rowling!
why does she have skid marks on her ass? what a tw@t!
ha… this lady looks like paris hilton… i think this is what paris will look like in like 2 years…
im pretty sure thats paris hilton and brooke hogan in a not so great disguise…
jesus…. so fucking ugly!!!
Wow! She looks just like paris hilton but with more self-tanner and more boobage!
I have a question for wemon that have small breasts and get implants!
When you have small breasts are your nipples small too? Im just wondering because when you have naturally large breasts your nipples are much bigger and they dont point straight up! I see that many wemon with implants still have child size nipples.
Glamour GIRL you say, more like Glamour Granny - she's got to be 50 if she's a day.