We Love The Brits!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Oops!

Skanks in the U.K. really take their work seriously!
Feast your eyes upon this gorgeous creature: Jay Nichols.
She's a "glamour" girl, and this is what she wore for a night on the town in London on Wednesday.
Such creativity!
She should be applauded.
Keep up the good work Jay!
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored pictures.
[Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]


Posted: May 1, 2008 at 12:45 pm




That is Paris Hilton on crack!!!!!!
Looks like Paris.
Clearly she wants to look young and "sexy" (i put that in quotations because i beleive that we have very different perceptions about what that is). She just looks old with caked on make-up, bleached hair and a very fake tan.
Just ew.
what a nasty bitch. vomit. check out the fake vuitton… ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
That's kind of sad that women have to walk around like that to get attention, it's even sadder when they look like shit!!
What are London's laws regarding public decency?
Umm, who is this person and why is the fact that she went out in London mostly naked newsworthy? And glamor "girl"? More like "glamor grandma".
HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT SKANK ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE PARIS HILTON IN ABOUT 10-15 YEARS. I'M SURE THESE ARE THE STUNTS SHE'LL BE PULLING TO DRUM UP PUBLICITY.
The damn tattoos on her ass look like tread marks!!! Ek, horrible.. TRANNY!!!
Is this what paris is going to look like in 20 years?
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER SEEN. Poor woman…I feel bad for her because she probably gauges her self esteem on how men perceive her. SAD SAD SAD
i tought uit was paris hilton!!
til i saw those big boobs hanging
thats kinda disturbing.
Lmfao, i thought that was Paris Hilton At first.
:P
butter face.
It looks like a wild animal tore her up!
I didn't know you were London this past weekend!
Do you think i could get this in my size?
EWW and E-Gads!
She is hideous. How is she a glamour model?
Are you sure she is not a he???????
I think she went topless to keep the attention from her face…..hot tranny mess!
DAMN GIRL THOSE TITS ARE HOT ASS HELL I COULD SUCK ON THEM
Is that a Lohan next to her?
BUTTERFACE!!!
This is Paris Hilton in 10 years or less.
The one thing I love more than trailer trash is EURO TRASH!!! I am pretty sure than when she asker her brother how she looked, he responded I would fuck you but then I would fuck you anyway, sis.
the other girl look likes kim STEWART
Jay and Paris separated at birth. Jay is sexier
I guess you have to flash your titties and your ass when you dont want people to look at your manly face!
You were right about the skanks ova there. UK representin' lmao
what a lady!with such grace and class!
that's what gisele wore during that hot foto shoot!
holy crap it's jk rowling!
wow what a butter face! She looks like Paris Hilton with big implants! Poor thing ….
isnt this what giselle modelled before?
That looks like Paris Hilton 30 years from now…
-i still paris though!
OH MY GOD ITS PARIS HILTON (WITH A BOOB JOB) IN 5 YEARS LOL
you know, her tits actually look amazing, but wtf is wrong with her make up?
that looks like paris hilton 30 years from now…
DID ANY ONE SEE THE SERIOUSLY FAKE LOUIS VUITTON??? SLUT… she can't even afford a bra let a realy louis vuitton….
Is that a man?
Perez..you write.."keep up the good work"??!!!! What the??? We all know you have no morals..but enouraging the world to walk around half naked. Have you thought about children and who would see that? Of course not, because all you think about and try to encourage is nasty, vile and immoral things in life. You are an idiot!
what a fucking whore, burn the slut alive
wasn't she cold?
her face is beat up but I was surprised to see such a nice rack
…God summer is comming again.
I live in a popular holiday resort for cheap brits….it's gonna be hell again from this month untill september.
Drunken slags all around, and grannies getting wasted (much like this ho), and parents drinking untill they drop while their kids try and get some sleep under the bar stools.
Brits can be sooooooooooooooooo disgusting
Old people should NOT do that! Sick sick sick…
Ok..she's either the skankiest 'model', or the hottest hobo ever. Sooo ashamed to be from the same country as her. And doesn't this count as 'indecent exposure'? It certainly is indecent…PRAY TO GOD SHE'S NOT IN MANCHESTER!!!
Of course she showed her boobs her face is fuggggggg!!
Sorry but British girls are the biggest whores ever!!
Attention whores!!
Re: bommie –
omg i SOOOOOOOO agree with you the British are disgusting during holidays!
Sure her body is awesome, but the pancake/clown face has got to go. Plus not to many brits are attractive, and have bad teeth.
gross
Yikes!! Some of our British girls have a bit of a problem understanding the word GLAMOUR. They just can't resist ditching the subtle approach, slapping on the fake tan and swinging out those bosoms. One thing I will say is at least she seems to be having a good time and at least she has REAL tits. Lifes rich tapestry and all that! xxx
I thought it was a Pair Hilton Photoshop
I thought it was a Paris Hilton Photoshop
Didn't Gisele have those shorts on? They look much better on gisele than this bitch!
Really though shes not even nice lookin!! Id understand sort of if she was nice lookin!! An she could of at least put a top on
Um, how is that legal?
Wow, Paris Hilton is looking a little better these days
daaaaaaaaamn nice tites girl and a butt open ready for action now thats my kinda lady
Filthy, lowly scum.
is it a real girl?
Why does she walk around with her boobs hanging out?! Trash!
She has a beautiful body, but that´s no reason to dress like that. Even ho´s at the corner has more fabric on their body.
How old is she anyway, mid 40´s? :/
what the fucking fuck?
In the face she looks exactly like Paris Hilton but this woman has a nice body whereas Hilton does not.
I have jacked off to my naked sister, and she is fat and not good looking. You Gringos are too particular!!!!
IS THAT EVEN LEGAL TO DO IN PUBLIC IN THE UK?
Is a "glamour" girl slang for Tranny? I hate fake boobs. Girls, unless you have deformed breasts, spend your money on counseling for your self-esteem rather than bags of saline implanted under your skin. Gross.
Im British and i've never heard of her, she is one foul creature! There are plenty of beautiful British girls, but its only the skanks that get the attention, same as most places!
Love the body. Hate the outfit.
She and Paris Hilton were separated at birth.
thats hot id wear it
EWWWWWWW HAHAHAHAHA and the saddest part of all this is that we are sure some douche bag straight dude will still fuck this piece of shit of a SKANK HAHAHAHAHA
this is truly sad and pathetic.
SUCH TRASH , FYI HE DOESNT LOOK LIKE A WOMAN, IF HES TRYING FOR IT.
HIS BODY STRUCTURE WILL ALWAYS BE OFF.
MEN AND WOMAN ARE BUILT DIFFERENT.
SHE IS SUCK A HE
GROSS, REALLY GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It looks to me they have to show off thier T&A to distract us from the ugly face!!!
FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS THAT POST ABOVE, ITS NOT A GIRL. LOL
IDOTS
HIS NAME IS JAY.
SOME YOU GUYS JUST GAVE PROPS TO A DUDE.
HELL IF YOU LIKE IT COOL.
OTHERWISE YOU ALL STUPID
JAY LOOKS LIKE PARIS IN 5 YRS!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE WILL BE ALL LEATHER FACED LIKE JAY !!!!!!!!!!
Anything to distract from that face… ewww.
WTF
im english and iv never seen this woman (or possibly man) in my life! shes def not famous in any way at all… dont think shes even famous for fucking and telling with a random footballer like most UK ho bags are! x
do you expect less ??? I mean for a country full of stuck up people and they glamorize the skanks like Amy Winehouse and Victoria Beckham , ofcourse this would be the result more skanks running around like a bunch of cheap whores.
what a SKANK !!!!
whatever it is it's fugly, and it better keep it boobs exposed or someone may look up at that ugly face and turn to stone.
Paris Hilton ten years from now!!!
that looks like the ghost of paris hilton's future…….thats tragic looking….i dont know what it is but i live in a part of new york where there are a lot of english and irish immigrants and the majority of the women seem to dress like this(not AS extreme…)their all orange, with way too much makeup and little cheap clothing that is soo irrevelant to the times….like they all shop at mandees or wet seal .one of those trash stores.
butter face baby!!
WOW It´s just like PARIS HILTON in 5-10 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trannylicious Hot Mess!!!!!!!!!
She is DISGUSTING, she has been in papers once or twice for kissing and telling, a total slag! She must feel she has to dress like this to take the attention away from that foul old face of hers! She is a disgrace to us Brits!!
Re: lindzrr –
LOL
I said those EXACT words when I saw those pics!
Maybe it was dress-like-American-white-trash night. That is the only explanation.
Re: SLICK RICK – HOW DO YOU KNOW MY FRIEND? HAVE YOU GONE DOWN ON A NIGGARCUNT?
LOOKS LIKE A BARGAIN BASEMENT TIME AT "HO's R US"!
cleer heels!
clear heels = the ho uniform
She looks a hot mess. That's why I can't stand women. They starve for attention and degrade themselves. Then they ask men to give them respect. SMH. I would called them the bitches and hos that they are too.
Re: KKK – WHY YES! I WAS JUST LAPPIN' UP YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!
Looks like her outfit was inspired by the clothes from HEIDIWOOD!!