Today
Filed under: Anglophilia > David Beckham
We must celebrate and give praise, for today is a special day.
On this day, 33 years ago, David Beckham was born.
And a world without Becks would be very sad and uglier.
Happy bday, Golden Balls!
Posted: May 2, 2008 at 12:16 pm




Happy Birthday David!!!
I love u!
Who cares about his teeth, fashion sense or dimbulb wife. As for him being unable to string a sentence together…who cares. He is one fine looking lad and I would do him in a New York minute!!!!
That is a beautiful sight! I'd drink his bathwater!
Damn! His dick got it's own zip code!
jesus died at 33 and also evita peron.
i dont think i have ever seen anything like that before.
I think this blog is mass hysteria. Why go on and on about Beck, when there is far better looking men like Gerard Butler.
Put a sock in his pants?
Just as well he doesn't have to talk. It would spoil the whole effect.
His package is so fake here. No matter what Posh says. Still love the mutha fucka though.
mmmm golden balls!
uuuuuoohhhh….wwaaaa….wooooo….eiiiii…..yaaaaa….
my goodness I want to lick his sweaty pitt-hairs.
SOO, POSH IS OLDER THAN HE IS?..
WHAT A BITCH!
Happy B-day papcito cabron!!! He is hot!!
Don't hate.!! His fuckin Sexy.!!!
I'll agree that he's nice looking but that photo is so seriously airbrushed… the guy in that picture also has (one would imagine) a deep, beautiful voice not the nasally rat fart voice that David has.
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I would feel sorry for him — noone can live up to their super-idealized photos — but he's laughing all the wya to the bank.
That is not Beckhams dick, just ask Rebecca Loos! Yeah he's nice to look at but after him sticking his meat in nasty Posh I wouldn't go hear him.
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DAVID AND POSH ARE MEDIA WHORES! His kids must be proud seeing their daddy showing off his package to the world.
what a piece of ass.
He's 33 but sounds like a 15-year-old when he talks - yikes! And his "willy," to use British slang, does not look all that impressive.
Holy sheesh…
perfection…. how did posh land this?
unreal.. happy b day beck…
xo
Re: cathy –
haha, true, very true
i cant stand him, i dont see how girls can like him :@
hes such a twat
Attractive? I guess I couldn't tell you either/or. I can't get my eyes out of the crotch. Does it even matter? Close your eyes. If that doesn't work there's always the ole' bag over the head idea.
Re: Snickers – hahahaha. I want to meet the dicks YOU'VE met if that's not impressive.
Perfection? He's probabaly got a sock stuffed in there.
Either that or it's a quarter pounder with cheese lol
i would drink his bath water.
Re: HASBEEN –
YOU ARE SO RIGHT…ALL MEN IN SPORTS ARE SECRETLY GAY..
BUT THEN AGAIN.
ALL MEN R ..
AND WE KNOW IT…DON'T WE????
BECKS IS THE BEST
yum he can cum play with my soccer balls any time he wants!!!
My mouth is watering…
I hate Victoria, she gets to fuck him every night and I don't.
OMG Are you people for real. Look at this photo then at a normal photo taken of him. PHOTOSHOPPED for crying out loud how pathetic gooinig over something that isn't real
yum, just yum.
Wow- HEs totally sexy & u are totally crazy- Golden Balls