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Filed under: Anglophilia > David Beckham

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We must celebrate and give praise, for today is a special day.

On this day, 33 years ago, David Beckham was born.

And a world without Becks would be very sad and uglier.

Happy bday, Golden Balls!

134 comments to “Today”

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  1. SPICEGIRLS09 says – reply to this


    101

    Happy Birthday David!!!
    I love u!

  2. emma says – reply to this


    102

    Who cares about his teeth, fashion sense or dimbulb wife. As for him being unable to string a sentence together…who cares. He is one fine looking lad and I would do him in a New York minute!!!!

  3. kimber says – reply to this


    103

    That is a beautiful sight! I'd drink his bathwater!

  4. EMM says – reply to this


    104

    Damn! His dick got it's own zip code!

  5. pepe says – reply to this


    105

    jesus died at 33 and also evita peron.

  6. ashley says – reply to this


    106

    i dont think i have ever seen anything like that before.

  7. Reality Check says – reply to this


    107

    I think this blog is mass hysteria. Why go on and on about Beck, when there is far better looking men like Gerard Butler.

  8. He did what? says – reply to this


    108

    Put a sock in his pants?

  9. cindy says – reply to this


    109

    Just as well he doesn't have to talk. It would spoil the whole effect.

  10. AMO says – reply to this


    110

    His package is so fake here. No matter what Posh says. Still love the mutha fucka though.

  11. melia says – reply to this


    111

    mmmm golden balls!

  12. i want a lollipop says – reply to this


    112

    uuuuuoohhhh….wwaaaa….wooooo….eiiiii…..yaaaaa….

  13. david-0-selznick says – reply to this


    113

    my goodness I want to lick his sweaty pitt-hairs.

  14. ale says – reply to this


    114

    SOO, POSH IS OLDER THAN HE IS?..
    WHAT A BITCH!

  15. Gibbs says – reply to this


    115

    Happy B-day papcito cabron!!! He is hot!!

  16. Angie says – reply to this


    116

    Don't hate.!! His fuckin Sexy.!!!

  17. TimeZone says – reply to this


    117

    I'll agree that he's nice looking but that photo is so seriously airbrushed… the guy in that picture also has (one would imagine) a deep, beautiful voice not the nasally rat fart voice that David has.
    .
    I would feel sorry for him — noone can live up to their super-idealized photos — but he's laughing all the wya to the bank.

  18. Not his dick says – reply to this


    118

    That is not Beckhams dick, just ask Rebecca Loos! Yeah he's nice to look at but after him sticking his meat in nasty Posh I wouldn't go hear him.
    .
    DAVID AND POSH ARE MEDIA WHORES! His kids must be proud seeing their daddy showing off his package to the world.

  19. jenbunny says – reply to this


    119

    what a piece of ass.

  20. Snickers says – reply to this


    120

    He's 33 but sounds like a 15-year-old when he talks - yikes! And his "willy," to use British slang, does not look all that impressive.

  21. e f says – reply to this


    121

    Holy sheesh…
    perfection…. how did posh land this?
    unreal.. happy b day beck…
    xo

  22. hahaha says – reply to this


    122

    Re: cathy
    haha, true, very true :)
    i cant stand him, i dont see how girls can like him :@
    hes such a twat

  23. Janybelle says – reply to this


    123

    Attractive? I guess I couldn't tell you either/or. I can't get my eyes out of the crotch. Does it even matter? Close your eyes. If that doesn't work there's always the ole' bag over the head idea.

  24. Janybelle says – reply to this


    124

    Re: Snickers – hahahaha. I want to meet the dicks YOU'VE met if that's not impressive.

  25. G says – reply to this


    125

    Perfection? He's probabaly got a sock stuffed in there.
    Either that or it's a quarter pounder with cheese lol

  26. tat says – reply to this


    126

    i would drink his bath water.

  27. {hillary=258/superdelegatez..lozer=242}} says – reply to this


    127

    Re: HASBEEN
    YOU ARE SO RIGHT…ALL MEN IN SPORTS ARE SECRETLY GAY..
    BUT THEN AGAIN.
    ALL MEN R ..
    AND WE KNOW IT…DON'T WE????

  28. twenty three says – reply to this


    128

    BECKS IS THE BEST

  29. Caleb says – reply to this


    129

    yum he can cum play with my soccer balls any time he wants!!!

  30. Ablg30 says – reply to this


    130

    My mouth is watering…

  31. Merrick says – reply to this


    131

    I hate Victoria, she gets to fuck him every night and I don't.

  32. kimmy says – reply to this


    132

    OMG Are you people for real. Look at this photo then at a normal photo taken of him. PHOTOSHOPPED for crying out loud how pathetic gooinig over something that isn't real

  33. Crystal Renaud says – reply to this


    133

    yum, just yum.

  34. Jamie says – reply to this


    134

    Wow- HEs totally sexy & u are totally crazy- Golden Balls

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