Kanye Is Our Hero
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Kanye is almost as big a diva as Perez!
He's also one of the only artists to be brutally honest at all times. He's fearless and he doesn't care who he pisses off, that includes Entertainment Weekly.
The rapper went off on a tirade on his blog against the magazine, who gave his "Glow in the Dark Tour," which we thought was amazing, a shitty review.
This is what Kanyeizzle has to say:
"Yo, anybody that's not a fan; don't come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya'll two cents in? Ya'll rated my album shitty and now ya'll come to the show and give it a B+. What's a B+ mean? I'm an extremist. It's either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, fuck you and the whole fucking staff!!! I know I shouldn't dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists. I just wanna know when was the last time you enjoyed yourself. If you can't have fun and lose yourself at this tour it's a good chance you're a very miserable person. I actually feel sorry for you guys. Your job forces you to not have fun anymore. Grab a drink, holla at some nice girls, and party bitch!! You don't know shit about passion and art. You'll never gain credibility at this rate. You're fucking trash! I make art. You can't rate this. I'm a real person. I'm not a pop star. I don't care about anything but making great art. Never come 2 one of my shows ever again, you're not invited and if you see me…BOW!! This is not pop, it's pop art!"
Ohhh!
SNAP!
CLICK HERE to read EW's review that triggered Kanyeizzle's sizzle!
***** LOL SOMEONE SAID "perez, you should't like Kanye because he doesn't like White people"
Lmao since when is Perez WHITE?? He's Latin American!!!!
Ommmgg****
Re: tired of perez ignorant readers –
I know. He was just stating out loud what the majority of Americans think about our current Commander in Chief.
Re: Number 220 : Would You Look At The ClusterFuck Hussein Has Chosen For His Cabinet –
You are gay and post the same stupid comment over and over again. Get a damn life.
Ha ha ha ha…. you win the biggest dipshit award. Jesus Christ - Brittany Spears is famous too! Who gives a fuck - you absolute fucking moron. Do you think I want either of their lives? Oh and R.Kelley is famous too! WTF??? You're obviously a fucking idiot who just likes Kanye cause his is black and stupid like you! You wouldn't support him that much if he was white! God damn you stupid fucks are so irrational and complete fools.
kanye rox. no matter what anyone sez- and that's exactly why.
same to u perezil. i can't wait to hear you every morning on mad dog and billie. i just can't get enough of ur spirit. thx guys, keep it up for us!
kanye is such a cocky fucking idiot, i hope his career crashes . that fucking crybaby
Re: Reply to #495 –
Quit grouping all black people in the same category. Not all blacks agree with every single comment Kanye makes or says so I don't know why you are jumping to that conclusion. Is it because you are ignorant and stupid?? Some of the people posting on this site are a prime example of what's wrong with our country.
he is such a hater, ppl just start to hate when others accomplish something they only wish they could do…kanye is "THE MAN", and i cant wait to go see him at madison square..xoxo perez #1 fan
thats amaazingg, speak upp, im so tired of all those stupid critics rating things that they could never do in a lifetime, who the fuck are they to judge real talent and entertainment when all they do is sit in a gray cubicle all day pushing their depressed opinion on people who don't give a shit who they are or what they think
go kanye!!!
PEREZ! Why the hell would you support Kanye?! He's a racist asshole.
hahahahhaha i love kanye & his divaness
i wish i could see his show.. besides, i could barely even comprehend the EW article.
You are the stupid one! No maybe not ALL blacks but just about every god damn one so shut your stupid f'n trap! You know what the Fuck I mean moron. You R right about one thing in your comment. You R whats wrong with our country…fool! Oh and go live somewhere else then bitch.
Kanye and hero in the same sentence is comical. But, I wouldn't put it past a certain group of people to think of him as a hero. Just like R.Kelly is a hero and so is O.J. Simpson and Rev. Wright, and Al Sharpton. Uh huh…
#508 - Kanye West is the prime example of what is wrong with our country.
Re: God, you are dumb as shit! – Number 504—you ARE shit. So jump back up the ass that shat you out. Now siddown and shaddup.
Re: God, you are dumb as shit! – And incidentally, 504, only I know whether I am gay or not. You are dumber than shit. Why would informing of a fact, or non-fact, have any consequence whatsoever? Fucking idiot.
Vice President — Michelle “James Brown” Obama
Secretary of State — Al Sharpton (Ambassador to Queens, Kings, Premiers, Presidents, Prime Ministers, and Foreign Heads of State)
Secretary of the Treasury — Wesley Snipes (Handles All Our Money)
Secretary of Defense — Louis Farakhan (Will Rid World Of All International Whites)
Attorney General — Star Jones ( “She Said She’s A Lawyer”; from Crazytown, USA)
Secretary of the Interior — Don King (All Around Good Ole Crazy Guy)
Secretary of Agriculture — Snoop Dawg (He Will Be In Charge Of “Growing Stuff”)
Secretary of Commerce — Kanye West (Can’t Get Along With Nobody, Pissed he’s Not The Prez)
Secretary of Labor — K-Fed (Token Honky—Never Works , But Always Looks Cool)
Secretary of Health and Human Services — Mike Tyson (Knocks People Out; Bites Their Ears Off)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development — Michael Jackson (Knows About Houses & Kids & Stuff)
Secretary of Transportation — 50 cent (That’s How He Rolls)
Secretary of Energy — Barry Bonds (Keeps Cabinet Supplied With Steroids & Cocaine)
Secretary of Education — Reverend James Meeks (Will Rid World Of All Homosexuals AND Homosexuality)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs — Jesse Jackson (Cause He’s The Oldest, And Has To Be Something)
Secretary of Homeland Security — Reverend Jeremiah Wright (Will Rid World Of All Domestic Whites)
Re: For #204 : Lawzy, Lawzy Miss Scarlett Look At The ClusterFuck Hussein Has Chosen For His Cabinet –
OOPS, I meant 504. The ShitHook. (Definition: a continuous turd, shat out so long, that it contacts the toilet bowl and doubles back on itself, forming the shape of a fish hook. But it is called a shit hook. And that is what #504 is.)
Re: For #204 : Lawzy, Lawzy Miss Scarlett Look At The ClusterFuck Hussein Has Chosen For His Cabinet –
Yes, I'm sure these would be all of his cabinet members. Who do you think your precious Mc Walking Cain would pick????
Re: Lawzy, Lawzy Miss Scarlett Would You Look At The ClusterFuck Hussein Has Chosen For His Cabinet –
I HAVE A PLANE TICKET TO BAGHDAD JUST FOR YOU. YOU KNOW IT'S IN THE COUNTRY THAT YOUR PRECIOUS MCCCCAAAAIIINNNN SAYS OUR TROOPS SHOULD STAY IN FOR 100 YEARS.
A LAME AND WORTHLESS BASTARD YOU ARE. JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: For #204 : Lawzy, Lawzy Miss Scarlett Look At The ClusterFuck Hussein Has Chosen For His Cabinet –
A long repetitive list of absolutely nothing…
Hes real passoinate about his craft and when someone putts it down after all the hard work hes put in it he spases out rightfully so he is just a musically gifted other world type of person i think he a good dresser to.
Re: Shit Hook Number 520/521/522 – Since you probably don't know from whose or what's ass you were shat out, just tongue my rim all spic & span and jump up mine. Then when I shit you out again, you can tell all your friends you're the only toid in the woild that's been twice shat. THEN…if you like…try it all over again, and you will certainly be the only toid in the woild thrice shat.
Re: Shit Hook Number FiveTwenty/TwentyOne/TwentyTwo – Since you probably don't know from whose or what's ass you were shat out, just tongue my rim all spic & span and jump up mine. Then when I shit you out again, you can tell all your friends you're the only toid in the woild that's been twice shat. THEN…if you like…try it all over again, and you will certainly be the only toid in the woild thrice shat.
wtf kanye's concert was FUCKING SICK! hands down everyone tore it up!! i have to agree, they are hating a bit…
I saw KanYe's show in Austin and it was not that great…I have to agree with EW's review. Ri seemed bored and N.E.R.D was just noise. Ugh
Re: Loser Number 520-522 – Well, you loser, you wouldn't be in the pickle you've gotten yourself into with Lawzy, Lawzy if you weren't such a waste of sperm. Your daddy should've just shot you on the wall. Instead, your mama kept you full term, but threw the baby away and raised the afterbirth. Personally, I think "Afterbirth" would be a better new screen name for you than "Shit Hook". Or even for you, simply "Wasted Sperm". Yes, definitely. "Wasted Sperm" you are.
ooooh snap is right! haha I love it. he really is the number one human being, you know.
Re: Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg –
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RAMBLING BAFFOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg –
What the fuck is a "Lawzy, Lawzy"? For the love of God, please quit speaking Ebonics.
Re: "Blah, blah, blah," Said Wasted Sperm – Number 530, Wasted Sperm. Loser again. The word is buffoon, you baboon. But I prefer to visualize you as you should've been—your dad's load on the wall.
Re: Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg –
You're a waste of space yourself. Please go hang yourself from a tree. You'd do us all a great favor.
Re: Blah, blah, blah – You're in for a long haul, 530. Best back out now while you can. You're already way too far in to bow out gracefully. Better leave now while you've only got a little shit at the corners of your feces-gobbling mouth. I'll bet you could suck shit out of an elephant's ass. While lending your own poop-shute to Kanye's clumsy much-too-wordy probing.
Re: Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg –
Baboon….like your current monkey in chief? Yeah, I think I'm following you;-)
HA…and you have the nerve to critic someone else's grammar. You have run on sentences and mispelled words galore. With that said, you have no room to play the grammar professor.
Re: Gone with the Wind – "Lawzy, Lawzy Miss Scarlett"…or…"Lawzy, Lawzy Cap'n Butler"… is my schtick. Get it? I'm a comedienne and a 1920's Minstrel Show all wrapped into one. It's all in fun, honey. Some people like "Wasted Sperm/Shit Hook" just take themselves and their politics too seriously. He even assumes that because I am obviously NOT for Obama—that I must be for John McCain. A very small-minded loser he is.
Re: Gone with the Wind – My friends just call me "Lawzy Lawzy" for short. Which is cool. I try not to take myself too seriously. But there are some crazazy people on this site, if you know what I mean.
this guy is a whiny bitch. He talks about how he doesn't need people and its all about the art, then he gets his panties in a bunch when someone doesn't like his cocky ass, and cries about it on his blog then tells people to bow when around him. someone should pop his head.
Re : #535 - "Someone's panties are in a wad"
Look you fucking idiot, there are words I deliberately misspell, that's my schtick. And Oooooooo…I should rethink my life because I have run on sentences. Do you need shorter sentences, or more commas, so you can limp your way through a few simple ideas. By the way, you obviously have read neither Faulkner nor Proust, the chiefs of long sentences. Simpleton.
Re "#535 - Someone's panties are in a wad"
And the correct words are "misspell" and "critique". I knew you'd type long enough to prove you are an idiot or typing on Windows or both. Loser.
Re "#535 - Someone's panties are in a wad"
These allusions to women's undergarments just about wraps it up for you. Your peculiar and persistent fascination with the Gays means you must be a self-loathing closet case yourself. Which brings us full circle back to Kanye West, who has the same problem.
what the hell are you doing on this site is you think perez's comments sucks? you fucking fool
He's a complete moron. The review was actually quite good given his egomaniacal show (which they did point out, of course). He's not too bright if he can't comprehend the compliments in there, despite the mention of his ego. Total moron.
I think Kanye sounds like a fucking moron. Entertainment Weekly saw right through him and ripped him a new one. And then to top it off, he responded by stamping his foot and whining like a illiterate idiot. Cry some more, Kanye, you are just another whiney pop celebrity!
hilarious!
i hate him.
what a lame ass cunt
pop art ??
wtf
he is
such a dumb ass seriously
every fucking person who likes this shit in my school are annoying as fuck and i want to throw red piss paint at them when i see them
seriously kanye is hardcore shit music
Guess I won't be going to any of the artist-known-as-Kanye's shows. What a freakin' loudmouth tool he is….
Oh please! Someone hand Tito a tissue and stick a big fat binkie in his mouth! Fucking crybaby ~ he makes me sick.
kanye has great songs. but anybody who knows art, even a little bit, knows that kanye's "concept" is no great shakes. it is very hokey, and sort of shameful. i mean seriously…"the biggest star in the universe", you can't call yourself that and label it art.
I am so looking forward to seeing KW at MSG on May 13th. I am so not the usual KW fan. But, he is the most exciting artist and performer out there today. He has had a very tough year, and perhaps was fatigued when he read the review. Because it was a pretty darn good one. In fact it was a very, very good review.
Kanye West suffers from classic textbook Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Diagnostic criteria for 301.81 Narcissistic Personality Disorder:
A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
(1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
(2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
(3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
(4) requires excessive admiration
(5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
(6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
(7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
(8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
(9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
I am a fucking loser, my music sucks and I glad my mom died..
Candi Kanye doesn't need to worry about intelligent people not attending his worthless shows. He cannot make music, has no talent and is another worthless gang banger. Trash!
All that glitters is not gold.
I BET THERES A JIG BEHIND THAT MASK
WAA WAA WAA SOME JIG KILLED MY MOTHER
WAA WAA WAA
i went to this tour and it was amazing. i was blown away, kanye was great. i give him an A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Seriously dude definately could be afflicted with Narcissistic Personality Disorder:
A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
(1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
(2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
(3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
(4) requires excessive admiration
(5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
(6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
(7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
(8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
(9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOVE IT!! I gotta read up on Kayne!!
What a bitch he is
Kayne is a racist loser. HE SUCKS.
wow what a perfectionist
Re: KAYNE is MY Man!!! – I hate to tell you, 558, but Kanye is MY bitch. My name is tattooed across his ass, which belongs to me, and me alone. His ass is where I store my dick when it gets uncomfortably hard and in the way. Sometimes I give him a reach-around, but mainly he services MY every need. I need to get him a little pet slave nigglet to service him, so maybe he will have another outlet for his aggression than on stage or in public. Sometimes I donkey-punch him and tell him what a pretty little girl he is, and even that I love him.
Re: CoreyCarrier (Young Indy) –
You are a fucking bitch? His mom was good people, just caught up in the hollywood bullshit! Fuck you for speaking bad about the deceased!
Lyke stfu boy! No one cares about your pathetic rants on how a fucking mag gave you a B+, chillax on that I mean its called criticism, learn how to take it like a man, you shouldn't be in this business if you can't deal with stuff like this. & your shit is not art, rhyming bullshit lyrics about how your jewelry is blingy & how a girl stole all your money is not art baby, get someone that can write your lyrics cause you suck.
Stupid arrogant fuckwit.
since when is a B+ a shitty review Perez?
just remember, IF YA AIN'T FIRST, YER LAST! Just like Ricky Bobby said ya'll. Now Kanye is just confirming that fact.
Kanye is a complet DOUCHE!
EW DONT KNOW REAL ARTISTS…THAT CONCERT WAS FUCKING BAD ASS A DOES DESERVE A FUCKING A+……KANYE IS A FREAKING GENIOUS!!
Re: Corey Carrier (Young Indy) – u fucking stupid fucker asshole mutherfucker dont talk about his mama ill see if ur mother dies how ur gonna feel a stupid fucker like u is talking shit
Re: seby – What a douchbag you are! LMAO, biotch…like he'd ever be interested in a skank like you.
Ok I think kayne west need to pull that dutty tampon out of his ass n RELAX like come on he aint fuckin god here n plus no one likes a straight diva bitch…n how is he makin art LMFAO wat a tard he's making music not art dumb fuck..god i wish this man would just get hit by a bus..the only rapper who deserved to be a diva is someone who's be in the business for years Like snoop dogg or dr.dre not so fuckin monkey who's be makin music for 3 yrs n thinks he the king when he's not who's he tryin to kid BRITNEY SPEARS MADE MORE MONEY THEN THAT PUNK ASS BITCH
kayne is a sad loser with no talent…like ye he's songs are aight but no one wants to buy cds or see ur show becuz of that diva punk ass attitude ur giving everyone..like at the awards wat crazy mother fucker go's n freaks out becuz he should have won the award the ppl voted bitch n u didnt win get over it like wat next he gonna throw a hissyfit becuz he doesnt won best female singer LMFAO who ever sign this man a record deal should be SHOT!!! n he's recordin with T.I Who actually has talent…Burn in hell kanye CUNT
I love Kayne and I have so much respect for the guy…His music is amazing and it is an art…fuck the haters and love the participators!!!!!..he has my support on 1,000 %…AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM…BOW BITCHES BOW
You know really, most of the article is saying he does an okay job. I don't see what he's all pissy about.
Re: insideman – love that you now that he has totally stolen Daft punks show and sound!!!
Newsflash Kanye: EW is there to review your shitty pretentious concert. I always thought Avril Lavigne should win douchebag of the Universe, but he's really giving her an ego steaming run for the money.