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What's Beneath The Big White Dot???

Filed under: Anglophilia > Oops! > Kelly Osbourne

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Kelly Osbourne looked a little worse for wear after a boozy night at London's Mahiki club on Tuesday.

CLICK HERE to check out her not-so-graceful car shot.

It happens!

[Image by Focus Pictures via PacificCoastNewsOnline.]

It's actually not that bad! Or is it????

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337 comments to “What's Beneath The Big White Dot???”

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  1. La-Dee-Dah. says – reply to this


    101

    WHOOPS. Just hope she isn't following the path of her old man.

  2. Arlynn says – reply to this


    102

    primera!

  3. sarah says – reply to this


    103

    fiiiiiirst, well ast lease shes wearing underwear! and i think yeah that can happen but cant they do like a little sideways SWING with there legs close, i mean i think all girls know what im talkign about, its common sense with a skirt on!

    i

  4. Kimberly says – reply to this


    104

    And your point is?

  5. Acid Head says – reply to this


    105

    Looks dirty…

  6. kia says – reply to this


    106

    you cant see anything her thighs are covering, and why is she in black and white but her dress is blue. is this picture retouched or is she really that pale??

  7. THANK THE GODS says – reply to this


    107

    ……IT WASNT A COOCHIE SHOT…JUST SOME TREE TRUNKTHIGH

  8. believer says – reply to this


    108

    Sad……too bad cameras have to catch you at your worst.

  9. Bee says – reply to this


    109

    Ewwwwwwww that's shamefull!

  10. Paulie says – reply to this


    110

    Oh Jesus, why did I click on this? WHY?!?! WHY?!? Ugh, me eyes!!! I'M GOING BLIND!!!!

  11. mrcuntmuscle says – reply to this


    111

    FiRST BITCHES>>>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  12. And says – reply to this


    112

    Omfg… This human have to anals
    Double Side Ass !!! :D

  13. Rochelle says – reply to this


    113

    cottage cheese thighs.

  14. {krazihottkelli/btchygrl/krazihouze says – reply to this


    114

    ””””””””” KELLI…cloze y'r legzzzzzzzzz girl””””””””””””””'

    lllllllllll no free zhowz:::::lllllllllllllllllllllll ….shez skinny now/////

    zzzzzzzz hillary ….yezzzzz indiana…luv y'r azz…n/c..hate U…

    zzzhillary will win westvirginia/kentucky//pluz won florida/michigan
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz mrz. president hillary zzzzzzzzzzzzz
    mark it
    remember it
    bitchezzzzzzzzN.c…voted 4/a guy with Islam marked az hiz religion
    az a child…thatz seriouz shit…………….dumbazzez…

  15. Amanda says – reply to this


    115

    I LOVE YOU KELLY!!!!!!!!!

  16. devilgirl says – reply to this


    116

    It's not that bad. Jesus, Perez. She could've been wearing a thong. Why do you waste space on something that isn't even a story? Oh, and yeah, stop the "most emailed posts in 24 hours" posts. They're stupid and no one cares.

  17. G.O.D. says – reply to this


    117

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    She looks more and more like Toot every day.
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  18. Jess says – reply to this


    118

    Soooo fucking what, everyone gets drunk, she isn't even showing anything except her tree trunks!

  19. Laura says – reply to this


    119

    Ewwww, her fat thighs cover up her poontang at least! LOL

  20. chicdcchick says – reply to this


    120

    Grossssssssss

  21. Jiggman says – reply to this


    121

    There was nothing crazy about the pic. Damn !!!

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  22. Lola La Pistola says – reply to this


    122

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  23. Els says – reply to this


    123

    I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing you can't see her vag.. one she's probably got a "dangler" under there.. and two she's gotta lose some more weight if her thighs are blocking it like that lol.

  24. Paranoia says – reply to this


    124

    She looks as out of it as her dad. And as old. And masculine.

  25. TommyBoyMontreal says – reply to this


    125

    SAY NO TO CRACK! JUST SAY NO!

  26. claudia says – reply to this


    126

    she is awfully pale and i don't like that shade of blue her dress has. mh. well, wasted kelly's tighs are not what i 've expected. but it's actually good to not seeing a crotch shot again.

  27. haha says – reply to this


    127

    is a good thing she is fat.

  28. mike says – reply to this


    128

    She need to put on some bike pants… that shit's all chaffed!!!

  29. fuckface says – reply to this


    129

    look at al that jelly hangin off that rear of her thigh!!! when im pumping my cock in her vagina from behing that stuff will be rolling around like water in the ocean!!! WOW peolpe are talkin bout this on the WEB, I'll let everyone know at "suckafartouttamyass.shitinmymouth"

  30. my gummy bears just came back up says – reply to this


    130

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  31. PEREZCIOUS' COOTCH says – reply to this


    131

    ………..WE KNOW THAT IS YOU, PEREZ!!!!! DON'T TRY TO DENY IT!!!!!! YOU JUST 'TUCKED' AND DID YOUR BEST KELLY FACE. : -p

  32. booshdag says – reply to this


    132

    This is more disgusting than the picture of the little Vietnamese bitch with the tumor on her face. Who wants to see a fat cunt this early in the day?

  33. I see London...I see France.... says – reply to this


    133

    Well, look at that! You can almost see all the way to Fleet Street. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! & ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  34. Amy says – reply to this


    134

    Hey, at least you can't see her cooch!
    Besides, leave her alone… just think about how YOU get our of a car in a skirt or dress… ten to one says you don't have papparazi taking pictures of YOU whenever you get out of a car!

  35. Vogellisi says – reply to this


    135

    haha the fat rolls hide her mumu. that fact is good for us…but for her??? ahaha

  36. MAYBE SHE'S NOT COMMANDO says – reply to this


    136

    SHEEEEEEEEEEIT. THE GIRL COULD HAVE ON DEPENDS AND YOU COULDN'T SEE THEM BEHIND ALL THAT FAT.

  37. Andy says – reply to this


    137

    Are these women retarded? You know you're gonna be photographed, you know it's almost certain your vag will show - You are either totally clueless (which I don't believe) or you genuinely want a classy pic like this one to be seen.

  38. Dolores says – reply to this


    138

    Fat women can go without panties and still be quite modest.

    Hooray for fat women!

  39. cherrykitten says – reply to this


    139

    uuuuhm….I see legs?

  40. NIK says – reply to this


    140

    The benefits of being fat.

  41. s says – reply to this


    141

    ew thats worse than a crotch shot
    my eyes! my eyes! why did i look???

  42. Cpeshal says – reply to this


    142

    Beef curtains!!
    Blehhh…

  43. fran says – reply to this


    143

    just her legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. Mie says – reply to this


    144

    LAST!!!! Am I?

  45. Buster Cherry says – reply to this


    145

    Who chews her food? Seriously, where are her teeth? Needs to buy a tanning bed too.

  46. Marcela says – reply to this


    146

    QUE ASCO DE FOTO PORQUÉ GENTE COMO ESTA TENE QUE HACER COSAS TAN ASQUEROSAS, DESPUES DE ESO NO VOY A COMER EN TODO EL DIA

  47. cheri says – reply to this


    147

    at least its not her va- jay jay its just her yucky thighs!!

  48. eb says – reply to this


    148

    Blubber!!!!! My eyes, My eyes…

  49. Drake says – reply to this


    149

    Is that her woman part r just her fat ass leggs thats sad when one has a hard time tellen the diffrence kelly man i cant even know what 2 say .

  50. $uper$exyNeal says – reply to this


    150

    gross - was just gunna tuck into my lunch!!! vomits

  51. truth says – reply to this


    151

    she is going in a downward spiral, booze makes one puffy,and she needs to go back to the jym

  52. gemma says – reply to this


    152

    C'MON PEOPLE!!!
    give this girl a break, the picture was shot at a pretty unflattering angle. you'd have to be stick-thin not to look like you have thunder thighs in a picture like this. Kelly's fine, she's just a normal healthy girl with a normal body. i'd rather see her than a lot of the gross boney bitches in hollywood.
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  53. AMO says – reply to this


    153

    And she makes fun of the Britney Spears and Paris Hiltons of the world who do this…

  54. Joe Blow says – reply to this


    154

    MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  55. Dale says – reply to this


    155

    Whatever…this is just a little bit of butt.

  56. anthony says – reply to this


    156

    PEREZ, YOU FAG!! QUIT DEGRADING OTHER'S AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!

  57. Maddie says – reply to this


    157

    She's fat, so what?
    You're fat too, dear Perez

  58. erica says – reply to this


    158

    looks like thunder thighs to me

  59. Linko says – reply to this


    159

    You cant even see the kitty with all the fat

  60. poosae says – reply to this


    160

    I'd say CHEESE!!!!-thats whats under the dot!

  61. aussiechick says – reply to this


    161

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    do people make golf balls with her thighs b'cos the alot of dimples!

  62. surly says – reply to this


    162

    Boozy is her fault… so if she gets papped for that then she can't complain. But for a photo agency to distribute this shot that seeks only to humiliate her with its unflattering angle is really a sign that paparazzi deserve the term "gutter press".

    Then again, I read and enjoy this website, so am as guilty as anyone of encouraging the humiliation of people who have done nothing more than establish a profile in the entertainment industry. Maybe tormenting Kelly with a shot of her unintentionally exposing bits she usually keeps covered isn't nearly as bad as the ongoing torture of Rumer Willis for merely exposing her face.

  63. krystal says – reply to this


    163

    omg! she needs to hit the gym ASAP

  64. Chikhacker says – reply to this


    164

    "First?, first?" what a fucking RETARDED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK EVERYBODY ! IM FUCKING PISSED OFF WITH THAT CRAP !!!! anyway…. ya… what a yucky poopy pic lol

  65. richard says – reply to this


    165

    whewwwwwwww…..i tawt i taw a putty cat…under that white dot….but when i clicked…..all i can say is….whewwwwww!

  66. grant says – reply to this


    166

    CAN PEOPLE THAT ARE ALIVE BE THAT PALE???????????

  67. Shannon says – reply to this


    167

    I just threw up in my mouth a little….

  68. randy rhoades says – reply to this


    168

    She's lucky her fat thighs covered up her cock and balls. Beneath the cheese lies the true prince of darkness. But I bet Mischa Barton feels a little better about her fat mess self after flicking her bean to this.

  69. zoe says – reply to this


    169

    Hey, at least the fat rolls on her thighs cover up her crotch!

  70. Jane says – reply to this


    170

    at least the whole world hasn't become her gyno…

  71. Mat says – reply to this


    171

    So - no crotch shot, because she's got a gunt….

  72. tabi says – reply to this


    172

    OMG! There is no space between her thighs, SOOOO GROSS, I can't believe she's not under weight and her thighs touch when her legs aren't spread totally apart, that's DISGUSTING! I'm going to go puke out the lettuce leaf I had for lunch!

  73. Treece says – reply to this


    173

    Gross. How hard is it to get out of the car without showing your goodies? She probably has a CD coming out.

  74. LIZA says – reply to this


    174

    She looks like she is on dope……….duh.

  75. Marla says – reply to this


    175

    one word. CELLULITE.

  76. shameka says – reply to this


    176

    This is totally gross…does anyone believe in underwear anymore. It also looks like she needs 2 hit the gym her legs look like cottage cheese ewwww.

  77. Truth Teller says – reply to this


    177

    Kelly is a real person. I love her!

  78. Ceebus says – reply to this


    178

    I just threw up in my mouth.

  79. ugh! why? says – reply to this


    179

    What the hell is up with all these crotch shots in the news lately? :( Since when is it news to have some pervert stick a camera lens up your crotch when you are exiting a vehicle?
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    The papparazzi that take these photos should start getting fined and should be made to pass psychological tests to make sure they are sane, some of them seem like they are nothing more than stalkers/pervs armed with cameras :( The papp that take photos like these give a bad image to any legit photo journalist.

  80. fat thighs! says – reply to this


    180

    lool

  81. LisaInGreeley says – reply to this


    181

    LIKE OMG…She is so unhuman…

    ::rolls eyes:

    Leave her alone, she's lost weight more times than most of you mid-west fatties.

  82. the_usual_suspect says – reply to this


    182

    all the other twats on parade have LIPOSUCKED their thighs out and have SLASHED their cuntlips off. at least what im looking at is natural.

  83. Jaely says – reply to this


    183

    NOOOOOOO! I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  84. stevo says – reply to this


    184

    my god what a moose!

  85. steveo says – reply to this


    185

    to those fcukers who keep leaving msgs " i saw this at millionair.com they are discussing it there " fcuk off you muppets!!!!

  86. lylo says – reply to this


    186

    At least her legs are too fat you don't have to see anything =P

  87. Sweet Lady says – reply to this


    187

    Re: IRA
    Wow, you sound really smart…..fucktard!

  88. natalie says – reply to this


    188

    wow-its not that bad-she jus need to close her legs next time- ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD

  89. Val says – reply to this


    189

    Forget the thigh/almost vagina shot. She fell off the wagon?

  90. Andrea Zapata says – reply to this


    190

    I think that Kelly osbourne should be more careful with her behavior, because with these pictures she gives herself a bad rap.

  91. Lo says – reply to this


    191

    All I can say is that I just threw up a little bit in my mouth…..NASTY!

  92. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


    192

    TEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    TEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS TEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  93. shay says – reply to this


    193

    Re: Nothing Fails – THANK YOU!!! i swear to god everyone is obsessed with pics up peoples clothes! what angle was the photographer at for him/her to get this shot?

  94. dpdev says – reply to this


    194

    she looks as disgusting as her what-the-hell-is-that????

  95. Crazy Al Sharpton To Use Negro Mobs Shut Down Traffic In New York City says – reply to this


    195

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    Simultaneous protests are planned for 3 p.m. in six key transit areas in the city – five in Manhattan and one in Brooklyn. Large crowds are expected for the acts of civil disobedience, which could see hundreds of people clogging each designated protest spot. The protests are expected to continue through the evening rush hour.

  96. Vadge says – reply to this


    196

    Re: Yuck – The fat probably suffocated it!

  97. christine says – reply to this


    197

    it could be a lot worse, but her dirt nasty cellulite thighs are pretty puke-inducing.

  98. Thunder Thighs says – reply to this


    198

    Never thought I'd be so happy to see celulite instead of Minge…
    *
    Hallelujah and praise god for those thunder thighs..

  99. Bukowski says – reply to this


    199

    I may have just turned gay.

  100. me says – reply to this


    200

    the upside of having chubby legs lol

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