What's Beneath The Big White Dot???
Filed under: Anglophilia > Oops! > Kelly Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne looked a little worse for wear after a boozy night at London's Mahiki club on Tuesday.
CLICK HERE to check out her not-so-graceful car shot.
It happens!
[Image by Focus Pictures via PacificCoastNewsOnline.]
It's actually not that bad! Or is it????
Posted: May 7, 2008 at 9:45 am




get the thighmaster for goodness sakes
ITS ONLY THE CELLULITE ON HER LEGS GOSH.
its ok, her fat hides her poon
I think she looks cute
YOU CANT SEE ANYTHING ITS JUST HER LEGS TOGETHER ! C'Mon now i mean how bad is that??
it`s not easy being young and dumb that said grow up kelly your never gonna be kate moss or any other for that case your shit, realise.
you can't even see anything !! Her thighs are too fat!
Argh, my eyes!
Why is it blotted out all you can see is chubby thighs mashed together heheh
OMFG She doesnt has a dick
It's WORSE!!!!! Who wants to see LEG FAT???
what a mess
Well, there's one benefit to thunder thighs.
Re: angel – GEESH WAIT TO USE SOMEONE ELSES PLATFORM TO GET TRAFFIC TO YOUR SITE. USELESS SPAMMER!!
Re: gg –
omg! well at least her thighs are hiding her "BRITNEY" lol
celulite…eww…
Wow….SERIOUSLY FELT A LIL UPCHUCK COMIN UP………last vaj i'd ever wanna see! id rather see ozzy naked!
She looks just like her Dad ….LOL
fat chicks rock. if she was a skinny bitch like paris or lindsay we'd be seeing her crotch but her thighs are a built in security system against the paps
ughhhhh icky =/
fathers need to spend time w/ their daughters. where is bruce??? ashton is not a real father. ashton is just a kid. demi, are you listening or are making a movie somewhere??? where is bruce??? where is bruce>>> where is bruce…………
Thank God she has big thighs. I think I would have thrown up if I actually saw anything.
A cellulitic twat?
EVEN WORSE III——– OK- so all you sick fukers clicked on the CLICK HERE button hoping to see what????? HELLO!!!!!! And you are now dissappointed because you could NOT see her crotch??? Good thing for her someone obviously doctored up that pic a little to make her thighs look worse- I am sure if there was something showing you non- life having bastards would have complained too—- take a look at yer own crotch- how fukn pretty is THAT?????? Maybe you guys should all get togather and look at EACH OTHERS crtoches if that is what you like to see— ummm, I am pretty sure Kelly's probably looks a hell of a lot better- blech- blech- blech
Hey at least she's got flubbey thighs, so they hid her snatch… THANK GOODNESS… the thought of seeing her snatch would have made me puke!!
FUCKING GROSS
PAPA DON'T SCREECH!!!
Ick. What's so friggin hard about pulling your dress down and closing your knees when you exit a car? It's not rocket science, "ladies"!
At least we didnt have to see her Vajajay
Looks like a big fat lump of blue cheese… ewwwww
Re: angel – why r random wierdos like you always saying random things about that website? are you even a person or is it just a robot?
her thighs are so fat an squished together you cant see anything anyways lol
YUCKKY
She's got so much fat to cover her puss, who needs panties.
Thank God her thighs hid her va-jay jay!!! Blech!
That is worst than a crotch shot. Gross!!
i think she looks fine. i wonder how many of you have cottage cheese thighs…
Ahhh. My eyes! Poor her.
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Re: Nothing Fails –
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Okay, so the girl has some thighs. I weigh all of 125 pounds and sitting down pushes all my fat together too. And who cares if she's pale? At least she's not spending 30 minutes in a bed turning orange only to get wrinkles to then have them blasted away with botox and/or surgery in ten years. Or worse…skin cancer. We all have had nights were we've had a little too much to drink too and ended up with some not so flattering photos. GET OVER IT!
too fucking fat to see anything. dont know why i clicked in the first place, she's gross.
Re: dean gardner – LMAO now that was funny
see THAT'S the advantage of being a chubber
the fat on your thighs squishes together and
TOTALLY hides your snatch when you are drunkenly
getting in or out of a limo
I didn't think it was possible but I am even more gay now than 3 seconds ago!
wELL… You can't see her punani due to all the blubber… So I wouldnt know which would be worse…
Nasty though!
oooooh my gooooood!!!!!! kellly!!! ahahahahh
sooo stupid
OMG sO sO disgustiing!!
iak!!
it's i kind of dressing
thank god it has fat on it!
you cant see her thing… but its kinda gross..! luv ya perezzzz!!
I wish I was that F^cked up right now!
FOR ALL WE KNOW SHE IS WEARING UNDERWARE, YOU JUST CANT SEE SHIT
Oh give me a break, you can't see anything!
i just dont get it. what about that turns straight guys on? just some saggy folds of skin. nothing interesting about it. bitches need to keep their legs closed. nobody wants to see your pathetic vaginas. completely boring and useless, unless it comes to popping out more gangbangers or rednecks.
thats just plain disgusting
That's not an upskirt…. it's an upchuck.
Blech!!
half of you writing about her being "fat" are probably bigger than her, you all sound sooo stupid!!! Remember, some men like women who dont look like wish bones that shit all the time.
I don´t think it´s that bad at all! Yeah it´s an unflattering position obviously, not many people would look good doing that.
for fuck sake it's just her thighs. i bet 95% of people commenting have it too. give the girl a break. we all get drunk and show our shit sometimes. it's just unfortunate she had to have an a-hole paparazzi hovering under her skirt.
I love Kelly. She should be out having fun and getting a little tipsy…why not? I did when I was her age.
And she is not showing any puss which is a big plus!
holy cottage cheese and thunder thighs batman!
ha that's funny, all her fat covers up her vag
3 words: Disgusting, Fat, Pig
that's intense!!!!
haha
I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh perez she looks so sad, don't make fun.
Those are the legs of a real woman
i so can't believe i clicked this link (barf)
the irony is that when Herpes Paris, Trailer park Brit, drunk-slut Lindsey and the rest of the skank pack show their cooters, it makes world news. When the this hot load of seman that should have been swallowed does it, the only news it makes is on Perez's site!
Thats not that bad. You can't actually see her va jay jay.
You'd think the princess of darkness would maintain her thighs.
at least her fat thighs cover her twat
Its good to see she has some meat on her bones. Not like nasty skanks like paris hilton, miley or other skinny chicks with toooooooo much cash and zero talent.
its bad!! I cant believe after all that hype, she fell off the wagon! ITS NOT OK TO EAT DRUGS AND ITS NOT OK TO DRINK ALCOHOL!
I just threw up in my mouth a little
id rather see thighs ANYDAY than another used and abused loose and full o juice hollywood cooter!!!!!!!
Ah, common, she's just a little chunky. Give the chunk a break.
She's not fat, and that's just how normal people's thighs work.
talk about excess weight. Looks like she has a fat asss p*$$*. um one word: LIPO!!!!
That's pretty gross but at least her legs are hiding her vagina..
Ummmm i don't think thats her u know what! i think you'd see the real thing if her legs were open more! haha
AWWW! NO taNTE
Ouchh! That would suck butt hole having your pale, cellulite, flabby thighs on here. I feel bad for her. And, I officially adore my trainer for making sure my legs don't look like that……..
oh so what perez…how fucking mundane you have become!
why dont any of the where panties?
why dont any of them where panties? ************
There is a vagina in there?….somebody point it out to me.
do gay guys even know what a vag looks like??
it's her thighs, stupid.
Yeah! Chunky thighs are finally a godsend! Crotch Shot Averted!
gasssssssssssssssss
Kelly doesnt look like she feels well in that pic… doesnt look like she was partying, just ill….
Someone needs to teach all FEMALES how to hold their legs together to exit a car. My X loves watching short-dressed women exit cars : )))
I'd rather see Kelly Osbourne's cellulite than her labia majora.
EWWWWWW.
Ozzie and especially Sharon are going to rip you a new ass hole for posting this foto.
omg i when i first saw this i didnt recognize her. i thought she was some celebrity's 9 year old kid. i was gonna get pissed about child protection laws and crap, but then i realized…
easy there celulite
wow that looks so fucking tasty… OMG j/k
Okay people, calm yourselves… She's wearing underwear but has chubby thighs. Oh the humanity! Its the attack of the cottage cheese!….
For christ sakes, at least she's not a twig. They're just thigs. Some maturity please?
HAHAHAHAHAHA, LMAO. Beef jerky.
mmm. I would totally shove my tongue up there.