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Juliette and the Licks performs live at the Liberation Day Festival in Haarlem, The Netherlands.

If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, it would say "______________."

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 5:30 pm

894 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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liz says – reply to this

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"im caught in the zipper"
MAMALA says – reply to this

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I like sushi.
mjcp says – reply to this

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FEED ME, SEYMOUR!!!
mimi says – reply to this

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This is THE picture of the year.
Nic says – reply to this

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I miss Brad Pitt!!!!!!
missy says – reply to this

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help me
liana says – reply to this

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Get me out of these tight pants before I get a yeast infection!!!
mike says – reply to this

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get me the fuck out of here.
coochie says – reply to this

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heroow everybody
bagpuss says – reply to this

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"Scientology has worked for me"
IKIE says – reply to this

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get me outta here
Vajaja says – reply to this

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Clean Me!
HEATHER says – reply to this

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im wayyyy too old to be trying to do the whole rock star thing!!!! i thought she was an actress? what happened to her?
Rick Musselman says – reply to this

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Lick me, I'm dry!!!
Jorge says – reply to this

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next!
J says – reply to this

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I SMELL LIKE BETH OSTROSKY'S BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bler says – reply to this

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"i'm too old to be doing this"
bobbyB says – reply to this

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I can snort coke too!
Cat says – reply to this

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I give it up for Xenu!!!!!!!!!!!!
kay says – reply to this

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"even i cant believe brad pitt was in here"
MONICA says – reply to this

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EAT YOUR HEART OUT BRAD PITT!!
Abs says – reply to this

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BRAD PITT WAS HERE!!!
redrory says – reply to this

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God Help Me!
Katy says – reply to this

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"i havent had cock in 10 years"
sara says – reply to this

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"what did I do to deserve this"
Kelly Beans says – reply to this

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'My band sucks'
yes i do says – reply to this

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I smell better than Perez's breath!
sheela says – reply to this

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She's a cool chick! I have nothing against her.
nonCyboy says – reply to this

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That damn thing's way too small!
J says – reply to this

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it would say, "get me out of these banana pants!"
matt says – reply to this

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im the vagina of the girl in the licks, juliette, juliette, juliette say her name biTcH.
violet says – reply to this

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"Juliette and the Licks ROCK!!" Be nice to her, she is totally rad!!
Verodemort says – reply to this

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"Brad Pitt sucks more then my band!"

sike, i love Juliette! She's crazy, but awesome!
Meow says – reply to this

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I don't get no action. I'm collecting cobwebs.
Yha says – reply to this

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Only God knows the troubles I've Seen
Laurel says – reply to this

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Queef
wowiemama says – reply to this

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WASH ME
megan says – reply to this

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feed me
megs says – reply to this

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Brad Pitt was the highlight of my life
Nick says – reply to this

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I need some chips to go with this fish!
Alison says – reply to this

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It would say
"How dare you put me up to this??? After all you've put me through????"
Ija says – reply to this

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God, I need a shower.
JohnnyDo says – reply to this

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GIVE ME SOME LISTERINE!
Angela says – reply to this

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it would say… pphhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttt…..!!
Carie says – reply to this

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Please wax me and while your at it do my arm pits too! Nastaaaaa!
Debraw says – reply to this

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Ahhhhhh The SUN!!!!! I'M Melting!!!!!
John says – reply to this

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Here lies L. Ron Hubbard.
Leslie Armstrong says – reply to this

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It would say … JUST SAY NO TO CRACK!
Marianne says – reply to this

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Please let me out of these dreadful pants!!!
Jim says – reply to this

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it is a message to the fellows "steer clear, I'm queer"
kelly says – reply to this

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these hair lice are killing me!!!hmmm i wonder what light looks like…:(
Crissi says – reply to this

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open the zipper, im dying in here…
STD says – reply to this

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I HAVE A SEXUAL TRANSMITTED DIESEASE BITTCH
wemmies says – reply to this

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WASH ME!
Ali says – reply to this

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IT BURNS!
Somedude.. says – reply to this

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"HEEELP!!"
Lucy says – reply to this

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I miss Brad Pitt
LaLaLaLita says – reply to this

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"When your manager said he thought you should do a duet, I don't think this is exactly what he was talking about…"
Jai says – reply to this

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HELP ME!!! ITS DARK DIRTY WARM AND WET DOWN HERE.
maybe says – reply to this

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queeeeeeeeeeeeef
Juice Tuna says – reply to this

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I need a vacation!
Who knows says – reply to this

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It would say… HELP ME!!!!
mimi says – reply to this

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BRAD PITT, COME BACK!!!
JULIETTE'S "PIT" says – reply to this

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If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, it would say "______________."
……….BRAD PITT TRIED TO FUCK ME AND HE FELL IN…..GO FIGURE.
Shannon (Vancouver, BC) says – reply to this

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"I Xenu - now YOU see me, too!"

"Gimme some of that sweet L.R.H Love Juice!"
eddy says – reply to this

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it would say 'Wash Me'!
sarah says – reply to this

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"SAW THIS ON EVIL BEET YESTERDAY…"
Dane says – reply to this

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I smell
Trish says – reply to this

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She should have stuck to acting…..oh wait, remember the other sister?
Angelfish420 says – reply to this

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Only $75,000 more to be clear! Thetans Rule!!!
Marge says – reply to this

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come on in, i've been waiting for you
Shelly says – reply to this

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No! Not a man!
Yoya says – reply to this

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Lick me
Andrea says – reply to this

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I think it would say…
"I hate my job."
Shannon (Vancouver BC) says – reply to this

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"I Xenu~ now YOU see me too!"

"Preparing for some L.R.H. Love Juice"
Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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"…it would say…I feel like a million, but I'll take 'em three at a time." (Courtesy : Mae West.)
juliettes' coochie says – reply to this

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meow
Keith Orchard says – reply to this

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It would say "first!", oh wait, that's just for fucking losers who's daily excitement is posting a comment on Perez Hilton. You fuckers should kill yourselves, how damn pathetic do you have to be to hang out on P Fatty .com just to be the 1st person to type the word "first". Kill yourselves.

O'yeah, the vadge is saying "damn i'm skinny and ugly as hell".
ALI BABA says – reply to this

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INSERT YOUR TONGUE HERE!
Hmmm... says – reply to this

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I NEED SOME FRESH AIR!!!!! Damn bitch, u can't feel that I'm itching up a storm down here?! And I haven't seen a washcloth in weeks…CLEAN ME PLEASE!!!!!!!
lili says – reply to this

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it would say:
WILL FUCK FOR PILLS
lili says – reply to this

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or:
CLAMYDIA!
veej says – reply to this

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help!! I'm outta' gak…
hmmm says – reply to this

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It would say "stick it in and you don't have to wear anything if you're hot."
KEZ says – reply to this

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WASH ME…!
Guille says – reply to this

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Quiero TACOBELL
Caz says – reply to this

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"I am on the other side"
Stephanie says – reply to this

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My lips are sealed
jane says – reply to this

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'-echo- -echo- -Echo- -ECho- -ECHo- -ECHO- -ECHo- -ECho-'

or brad waz 'ere
Hmmm... says – reply to this

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I NEED SOME AIR!!!!! damn bitch, u can't feel me itching down here?! I haven't seen a washcloth in weeks…PLEASE WASH ME!!!!!!
ShayRock says – reply to this

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"Spandex makes me itchy!"
Tiffany says – reply to this

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Juliette Lewis's va jay jay queefs the star spangled banner, it doesn't just talk…
~~ says – reply to this

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it'd ask to be rescued from those monstrous pants!
Gina says – reply to this

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front to back BITCH-how many times do I have to tell you
wildchild says – reply to this

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LICK ME
Red Neck Ron says – reply to this

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Where that Red Neck knows how to treat a woman? All I've been seeing lately is strap-ons and Rosie Odonnell.
kate says – reply to this

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give me a weekend off!
mixy says – reply to this

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phhhfffftttp!
andrea flores says – reply to this

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Im too old
topy from NYC says – reply to this

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quiero la verga de brad Pitt otra vez puta… yeahhh her vagina is spanish dominant… hehehhehe

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