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Filed under: Fill In The Blank > Juliette Lewis

Juliette and the Licks performs live at the Liberation Day Festival in Haarlem, The Netherlands.

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If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, it would say "______________."

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 5:30 pm

894 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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  1. hmmm2 says – reply to this


    201

    it would say
    pppFFFFFFFFFFF…. pop pop pop. squeek, squeal, skruntch

  2. mo jo jo jo says – reply to this


    202

    i have HERPES!!!

  3. Martin says – reply to this


    203

    i eated brat pitt :P

  4. smr says – reply to this


    204

    WASH ME!

  5. kandy says – reply to this


    205

    Holy Hell it's HOT IN HERRRRRRRRE.

  6. catherine says – reply to this


    206

    help…me…

  7. casey says – reply to this


    207

    get me out of these terrible pants.

  8. tom says – reply to this


    208

    UNZIP ME!!! or not. it's kind of nice in here.

  9. jb says – reply to this


    209

    help me

  10. Christine says – reply to this


    210

    What does Angelina have that I don't????? *sad face*

  11. Jake says – reply to this


    211

    Free me from Scientology!

  12. YOLANDA says – reply to this


    212

    Let me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am inocent!!! I swear…………………………..

  13. chelsea says – reply to this


    213

    "let me out of these terrible yellow pants!"

  14. morgan says – reply to this


    214

    "HELP!!! GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!" pass us a bar of soap or a bottle of MR. Clean…

  15. joyce says – reply to this


    215

    i stink!

  16. milehighstar says – reply to this


    216

    at least i dont smell as bad as that asshole next to me

  17. pollyanna says – reply to this


    217

    "I'm morphing into Steven Tyler."

  18. lizzzzzzzzzzy says – reply to this


    218

    HELP MEE from these tight tight pants !!
    yaaaay ! there's a zippuhhh !! ;]
    i lovve juliettte

  19. WHITLOCK says – reply to this


    219

    GET ME OUTTA 'ERE!!!

    or

    MOISTURIZER ME, PLEASE!

  20. The vag says – reply to this


    220

    I am so stretched out, could you please tape me shut! It's getting windy in here!

  21. sara thurner says – reply to this


    221

    Did something die?

  22. sarah says – reply to this


    222

    "sing… sing a song… make it simple to last you whole life loooonnnngg"

    That's what it would say.

  23. Nici 09 says – reply to this


    223

    I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!

  24. jo says – reply to this


    224

    Brad pitt came to visit!

  25. Sarah says – reply to this


    225

    "sing, sing a song…. make it simple, to last your whole life lonnnnnnggg"

    That's what it would say.

  26. old puss in boots says – reply to this


    226

    cunt me up massive

  27. Miss Hannah says – reply to this


    227

    A YEAST INFECTION IS A BREWIN IN THESE TIGHT PANTS…DAM IT LET ME BREETH

  28. Lauren says – reply to this


    228

    Holy shit and I am used and I need a vag lift!

  29. simon says – reply to this


    229

    "Who the eff is that crazy bitch up there? No wonder im sad n lonely!"

  30. NorthShoreLI Girl says – reply to this


    230

    "Ouch! My pubes just got stuck in the zipper!"

  31. dts says – reply to this


    231

    fart

  32. Rach says – reply to this


    232

    i'm a stinky snatch.. she is a gross pig.

  33. Lulu says – reply to this


    233

    "yo girlfriend you need to eat a burger or two…and maybe wash your hair once in a while….on the whole your kinda cool and i like the dick you've chosen"

  34. Jet Washington says – reply to this


    234

    Nothing…it would cough.

  35. Kath says – reply to this


    235

    Brad has a small peepee!

  36. L. Ron Hustler says – reply to this


    236

    XENU!!!

  37. Tara says – reply to this


    237

    help me! I have nothing left to live for!
    and… it's itchy in here…

  38. HOC says – reply to this


    238

    "please wash me."

  39. CorbyGordo says – reply to this


    239

    "I'm so tired."

  40. Eric says – reply to this


    240

    Over 1 Billion Served.

  41. AAAhhhh!!! says – reply to this


    241

    It said "they chopped the wee-wee that used to be here…SAVE ME!!! anyone…?"

  42. Steve Drill says – reply to this


    242

    It'd say: this clit STIIIIIIIINKS!!!

  43. Wowz says – reply to this


    243

    "That the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life! Next time don't be so fuckin' eager!"

  44. TELL says – reply to this


    244

    WE SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO ACTING!!

  45. fashinluvr says – reply to this


    245

    wrong lips idiot

  46. Phoebe says – reply to this


    246

    OPEN YOUR FUCKING ZIPPER I NEED TO BREATHE! I mean, you do it for everyone else!

  47. Krista! says – reply to this


    247

    I haven't seen any action since Johnny Depp was here!

  48. diiiiii says – reply to this


    248

    these pants are waaay too tight

  49. R says – reply to this


    249

    HELP!!!

  50. bailey says – reply to this


    250

    eat some fuckin food ya chooch!

  51. Adam says – reply to this


    251

    I need a mint.

  52. bRIN says – reply to this


    252

    LET ME OUT OF THIS BANANA SUIT!!!!!!

  53. Michelles Ankh says – reply to this


    253

    I need a breath mint!

  54. C says – reply to this


    254

    Feed me, Seymore!

  55. Natural Born Killer says – reply to this


    255

    It would say, "You tell 'em Micky and Mallory Knox did it, okay?"

  56. Taterstots says – reply to this


    256

    LET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

  57. DNP says – reply to this


    257

    Daniel!!!

  58. oscar says – reply to this


    258

    to think she once dated Brad Pitt….

  59. chelsea says – reply to this


    259

    get me the hell out of here

  60. eric says – reply to this


    260

    I thought I was male

  61. killin it! says – reply to this


    261

    "last night hurt!"
    for the top 5 summer beverages go here:
    hubpages.com/hub/Going-out-Top-5-Alcoholic-Summer-Beverages

  62. jenn says – reply to this


    262

    "this won't hurt a bit"

  63. punjab says – reply to this


    263

    I stink!!!

  64. lessi says – reply to this


    264

    Fizz
    she surely must have something going on in those pants- GROSS!

  65. katie says – reply to this


    265

    i cunt sing

  66. Gitta says – reply to this


    266

    Re: pollyanna – #218 HAHAHA!! my thoughts exactly!!

  67. dj mbm says – reply to this


    267

    i need to get away from this xenu bullshit

  68. Here's What it would REALLY say! says – reply to this


    268

    it would say "Thank God I don't have to deal with Bradders small peen any more!!"

  69. Pam says – reply to this


    269

    The ,so call sexiest man , ate me. That would be B

  70. Anon says – reply to this


    270

    Brad Pitt wuz here

  71. J says – reply to this


    271

    Plug it in already, I can't even stand to hear you.

  72. EmmyLou says – reply to this


    272

    FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD SHAVE ME!!!!!

  73. Eileen says – reply to this


    273

    HELP!!!

  74. Arlin says – reply to this


    274

    Damn those boobs were yummy!!

  75. Juliette Lewis' Vagina says – reply to this


    275

    "GET ME OUT OF THESE PANTS!!!!!"

  76. mb00 says – reply to this


    276

    it's saying "Attention Earthlings, this is XENU speaking to you…"
    yes, this skank is also a Scientolofreak.

  77. Rachael says – reply to this


    277

    LICK IT

  78. o-face says – reply to this


    278

    I'm Carla Tate ; )

  79. kelly2 says – reply to this


    279

    "I miss Brad Pitt"

  80. jonas says – reply to this


    280

    it would say to many people pay rent here

  81. Eve Ensler says – reply to this


    281

    "My Vagina was a village…."
    Vagina Monologues, anyone?
    I'd listen to J.Lew's talk for a few minutes

  82. sarahbears says – reply to this


    282

    i'm trying to come up with a Scientology joke, but its not coming.

  83. David says – reply to this


    283

    "Will someone tell this bitch to stop singing and shave me."

  84. val says – reply to this


    284

    clean me…i stink!!!
    ugh…shes so disgusting!!!

  85. cab says – reply to this


    285

    Xenu Loves You

  86. tiggy says – reply to this


    286

    "help me"

  87. KYLE says – reply to this


    287

    "That Valtrex and tuna fish sandwich gave me bad breath, any one have a tick tack? Perhaps in the shape of a big dick? I like orange flavor…"

  88. joe mama says – reply to this


    288

    Will someone pick the bugs out of my teeth!

  89. Nicole says – reply to this


    289

    FUCK ME NOW!!

  90. ki's world says – reply to this


    290

    can ya hear me now?

  91. stingo says – reply to this


    291

    "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!"

  92. Britbrit says – reply to this


    292

    "Brad Pitt was here!"

  93. gigi says – reply to this


    293

    GROSS!

  94. norgod says – reply to this


    294

    The vagina would say "get that effen mike outta my face"…or "pls open ure fly so I can cum in!"

  95. sara says – reply to this


    295

    BRAD PITT WAS HERE!!!!!

  96. torz says – reply to this


    296

    "Xenu love you"

  97. Cassie says – reply to this


    297

    Nice try, Perez, but this pic is fierce!

  98. kel says – reply to this


    298

    get me out of these hidious pants they are making me itch!

  99. Aisling says – reply to this


    299

    "I'm too old for this shit!"

  100. kristi says – reply to this


    300

    Re: donna – no…it would say "how in the hell did i bag brad pitt?!?!"

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