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Filed under: Fill In The Blank > Juliette LewisJuliette and the Licks performs live at the Liberation Day Festival in Haarlem, The Netherlands.
If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, it would say "______________."
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Posted: May 7, 2008 at 5:30 pm
It would say, "Put your titty back, mama!"
I can't help but think of that scene in Kalifornia every time I see her.
It would blast out a Queef!!!
It would say, "This music sucks!"
I'm totally crazy!! where's 'ville?
It wouldn't say anything… it would fart! It would queef!
"There's are spiders in my zipper!"
MEOW!
It would say.. "Let me out of those pants. I can not be tamed! Where's the booze?"
it would say……. Brad Pitt was here before Jen and Angie bitches.
i am the only actress that is actually a talented musician
"Something heard her music a while ago, crawled up in here and died.
Help me. Please."
hellloooo, helllloooo, helllooooooo, y did u say hello 3 times, i didnt that was the echo.
I didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning
I didn't start the fire
No, I didn't light it
But I tried to fight it
Why is my head on backwards?
been there,
fucked Brad.
"she never washes me… i wish the world could smell me and tell her too scrub hard because i smell like a rotting fish with molding on it,and i used too wonder why every guys eyes watered when she un-zipped also i wasent always a vagina"
LET ME BREATH!!!!!
"I miss Brad Pitt's dingaling!"
IM TIRED!!
BRAD PITT WAS HERE!!!!!
clean me!
If I am painted red use the back door.
the same thing Sarah Silverman's vagina said [=
it would say: "Brad Pitt was here"…
hahaha
"chill OUT!"
Feed me!
"BUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!!
Xenu's one-eyed snake was here 4/20/08
I FUCKED BRAD PITT!!!
About a year ago i saw this Juliette at the grocery store right by my place in downtown vancouver and what i saw was DISTURBING !!! I couldnt beleive what i was seeing ..this chick looked like a crack head !!! She was sporting some sweatpants ..showing half her boxers …and looking like she just got raped by 10 guys !!!!! Soooooo wrong !!! One of the girls the worked at the grocery store was standing to the side of the cash register just to keep an eye out and seemesd to have the same surprised look on her face that i had !! She seemed mad and really out of it !!! I mean she really made peter doherty look like a WINNER !!!! It was really sad to see someone who at one point had done some pretty good movies and was sorta cute looking like such a mess !!!!
Wash me! I smell like fish!
"LET ME OUT"
stop singing & wash be ya skank!
Don't eat me I'll eat you
"Kill me. Please, end my suffering."
testing.. testing
….if her puzzy could talk, it would say…"if you look just like Steven Tyler from the waist up, honey, what the hell am I, a puzzy, doing down here…???!!!"
She really does look like Steven Tyler. Could she be trying to?
Ew…she's way to skinny in that picture.
no more microphones! i need the real thing.
I'm tired
"damn bitch eat some food!"
you wanna do it
I'm the brains of this body.
FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME. She looks disgustingly thin!!!
"been there, done that."
Feed Me Seymour!
Open the fly, these things haven't been off in a month. Smells like low tide, watch out for the seagulls!
let me out! this zipper is pinching the hell outta me and this microphone is the most action i've gotten in months!! help!!
"Teste..Teste one two"
feed me!
pffrrrttt, vagi-toot-toot. squeak, toot, pfrrrrtttt!!!!!!
I look like boy george!
Lay off the crack, its starting to smell down here
"is it dry in here?"
I wish i was Julia Louis Dryfuss' vagina…
WASH ME
WASH ME!!
Get me on the A-list
Brad Pitt was here. (They were engaged in the early 90s)
"I'm itchy!"
Suppressive Persons need not enter.
"Free, Free…Set Me Free!!!!"
…it would say…
"Wash me, eat a decent meal, and keep that heroin away you, you could have really been someone but now you're a skanky wanna be rock star Juliette Lewis!"
"LRON can you hear me?!?!?!
I need more auditing….long live the cult…for I am Juliette Lewis's Vajayjay and I will live billons of years!!!"
This zipper is the cleanest thing I've touched in months.
rinse, and spit!
Xeeeeeeeeennnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
zip yo fly
If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, it would say 'fuck this bitch cant sing for motherfucking shit…I wish she would stick more dick in me tho…'
'years ago when I coughed a thousand little Brad Pitts would shoot out!"
"Damn it I shoulda sold my panties on e-bay"
do you speaky inglish?
it would say PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
i need someone to clean out these cobwebs… i'm old and um i've lost my spark with the dudes.
If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, it would say …
"is it burning in here? … or, is it just me?
Call me Virginia.
…next
"I'm too old for this"
"PRAY FOR MOJO."
It would say Brad Pitt ate me out so hard core!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iam on fIrE!!!!
Get me out of yr freaky cult or tell xenu I want a new body!! By the way, can I trade in for a fresher model that doesnt look like such a hag???
"Nobody knows the troubles I've seen/
Nobody knows my sorrows"
I did Brad Pitt!
it would say i'm a no talent..can't dress skank ho….i try to hard to shock people and i can not sing for shit!!
phphhhhtttt…phht..pht
"i need a shower and a day off"
If i hear one more joke about Brad Pitt being inside me…
I'm tired……Soooooo Tired……..
i fucking LOVE her, but whoa.. what a bad picture
SNORE A FISHY LINE OFF ME
I need you Brad
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!!! I MEAN LADY LOOKS LIKE A DUDE!!!! yck!!!!!
wash me with vinegar and water so if i stick my vageegee out their like madonna, you won't see the mold and must growing all over the damn place. put that 50 year old twat away.
I smell like tuna fish!
I admire her following her "dream" but her band sucks, and she looks awful…hope she is having fun at least, that is all that matters.
where did these car keys come from?
I quit!
Canesten!!! Please God, give me some f***ing Canesten now!!!!
were the hell is brad!!!!
damn, my dick is itchy