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Juliette and the Licks performs live at the Liberation Day Festival in Haarlem, The Netherlands.

If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, it would say "______________."

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 5:30 pm

894 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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mona says – reply to this

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Shave your pits and get a haircut you hippie! Down here too!
ohh yeahhhh says – reply to this

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…..I love being attached to this crazy bitch! YES!
cheddarisbetter.com says – reply to this

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I apologize to all of you for smelling, and exuding ricotta cheese. Sine I'm not cleaned properly I have a nasty habit of excreting chunks out of me to try and stay healthy. Please Ladies take care of your vah-jay-jay's…
justin says – reply to this

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I'm a vegan! I only smell like fish.
r says – reply to this

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feed me some meat. im tired of that plastic shit
Tavia says – reply to this

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"LET ME" out in a Steve Tyler voice.
ki's world says – reply to this

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hey! get me offa this thing!!
FAG1 says – reply to this

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XENU FUCKED HERE!
artemisfowL says – reply to this

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Help me! Help me!
Mindy says – reply to this

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Do Ray Me Fa So La Ti Do!
me says – reply to this

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" Echo…. Echo… "
Bella says – reply to this

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it would say.. "I miss Brad"
j l,s vajay jay says – reply to this

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bathog makes me wet
Brittany says – reply to this

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"get me outta here!"
ryan says – reply to this

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WASH ME!
jamie says – reply to this

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whats eating gilbert grape?
bongo says – reply to this

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on this side of the grand canyon you can see the ridges after years of erosion.
e says – reply to this

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"AHHH! I need to rub olive oil on my taint!"
liam says – reply to this

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I'm with stupid
eric says – reply to this

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I'll turn you Perez!!!
Spears green Vomit says – reply to this

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unzip me Mother i need to puke up more sticky juice
nir says – reply to this

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"HELP!!! SAVE ME FROM ALL THAT SCIENTOLOGY CRAP!!!"
supertramp says – reply to this

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im caught in the fucking zipper!
Amy says – reply to this

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I am the only thing on this body without track marks!!
j.can says – reply to this

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You are suffocating me.
And the bacteria in me.

So please, do your part,
And stop wearing tight yellow pants.

– Vagina PSA Commission
Fifitrixiebelle says – reply to this

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Belch
it would say says – reply to this

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That is one fugly ho bag
Nobilis says – reply to this

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I used to be so hot… wtf?????
CORN says – reply to this

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If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, it would say "_Please, please shave that armpit_."
mylene says – reply to this

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i'm full
adam says – reply to this

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"help! i feel old and itchy!"
iluvwhatperezsez says – reply to this

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WAAAAASH ME PLEASE!!!! It smells!
PJ_YYZ says – reply to this

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air…I need air!
megs says – reply to this

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— unzip me and free me from these HORRIBLE yellow pleather pants
kpas says – reply to this

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I'm disgusting!
JANA says – reply to this

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IM TIERD AND I JUST MISS BRAD
eamsquad says – reply to this

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"Feed me!"
reality says – reply to this

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Lick my rich cunt Pigez!
Mike says – reply to this

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get me out of these fucking pants!
Noelle says – reply to this

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You can't sing. What makes you think I can?
smiff says – reply to this

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get me away from this crazy bitch
phoebe says – reply to this

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i love you phoebe
andi says – reply to this

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help i'm stuck in this zipper!
Erin says – reply to this

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I need a free stress test!!
nick says – reply to this

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HELP ME I HAVE A REALLY BAD INFECTION!
M says – reply to this

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she looks like steven Tyler right down to the outfit, did she raid his closet?
Perez is STR8 says – reply to this

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BURP!
A fucking mermaid says – reply to this

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I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
I smell like rotten fish!!! I smell like rotten fish!!!
HeYYYYYYYYYYYY Fishy Fishy!!!
Mila says – reply to this

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BRAD PITT WAS HERE!
amy says – reply to this

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Um, that thing lurking above me loves heroin?
fartknocker says – reply to this

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I don't think her vag is saying anything….I think her spider is barking!
kay says – reply to this

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damn.. my owner is embarassing!
Ere says – reply to this

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I want a sex change operation
Frida says – reply to this

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fuck off!
Janie says – reply to this

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I is tired! I needs a break!!!
romizzle says – reply to this

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Seriously… I need some air!
JBitch says – reply to this

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Feed ME!!!!
ken says – reply to this

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I itch and smell quite bad
A says – reply to this

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I'm tired!
FickleBitch says – reply to this

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it would say.."Money Money Money, Sticky Sticky Sticky Honey!
Show some love to a true rock GODDESS you bitches!
FUCKU2 says – reply to this

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FIRST OFF, YOUR ASSUMING SHE HAS A KITTY KAT.
Lucy says – reply to this

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"get me out of these horrid yellow pants"
skldfk says – reply to this

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WHO SAID I'M A VAGINA?!?!
rebecca says – reply to this

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Wash me!!!! it stinks down here
nectarinee says – reply to this

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dont fuck me,please!
Tat says – reply to this

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Eat something you skinny bitch
KTG says – reply to this

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mr. microphone, please, PLEASE, take me away!!!
Ally says – reply to this

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SNORK!
Ana Banana says – reply to this

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"I need a tic-tac cuz my breath smells like TUNA!"
hills says – reply to this

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"I miss Brad "
nona says – reply to this

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God, she is one hideously ugly thing.
Desert Rain says – reply to this

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Thetan tunnel is nasty.
Ken says – reply to this

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"I could have drownded Gilbert!"
That's what her crotch is saying.
Perezlvr says – reply to this

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Brad Pitt used to live here.
Brittney says – reply to this

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I need a break!
anfre says – reply to this

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"let me breathe betch this pants are too tight" xD
Tiff says – reply to this

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YEAH, I THINK THAT LAST LINE OF COKE MIGHT HAVE BEEN TOO MUCH?!!!!???
J. Lewis says – reply to this

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"FEED ME, SEYMOUR!!"
Skaggs says – reply to this

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"Um I've heard of eating the mic before but this is ridiculous."
carriecapecod says – reply to this

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It would say she needs to fucking eat something.
ocemmy says – reply to this

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Eat a sandwhich!
Dani says – reply to this

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penicillium
tracy says – reply to this

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dear xenu stop please send help stop can't breathe through yellow latex pants stop love jl's vadge stop.
Been there, done that says – reply to this

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BRAD AIN'T ALL THAT!!
Marcus says – reply to this

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CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE CROTCH IS COOKING!
j.ann says – reply to this

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i miss brad
miniali says – reply to this

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EAT SOMETHING!
Loco Ono says – reply to this

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**QWEEF!!**
Lolalago says – reply to this

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i miss you BRAD PITT!
jook says – reply to this

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feedme
ScentOfWoman says – reply to this

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It would say "Stop Feeding Me Herpes Cock!"
Scott says – reply to this

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TWAT DID YOU SAY?????
Joyous1 says – reply to this

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this photo scares me.
aaa says – reply to this

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where's brad????????????
shellbell says – reply to this

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Bite me.
elle says – reply to this

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HELP ME!
HA! says – reply to this

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Brad Pitt was here?? Really??!!
shellbell says – reply to this

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Help! The crabs are biting my face off!
Miriam says – reply to this

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I hope my meat curtains don't get snag when she has to pee!
Sasha says – reply to this

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NASTY CAT!!!

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