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Juliette and the Licks performs live at the Liberation Day Festival in Haarlem, The Netherlands.

If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, it would say "______________."

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 5:30 pm

894 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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Yoshi says – reply to this

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I miss Brad Pitt.
Mama L says – reply to this

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"Feed me, Seymour!"
Brooke says – reply to this

503

Brad Pitt was here… bitches
Mai Pie says – reply to this

504

thats awesome i wish my pikachu could talk too
Folami says – reply to this

505

Eat Me!
mad joe says – reply to this

506

ROLFMAO What a scary photo.
AMO says – reply to this

507

Get me away from this freak!
Karlee says – reply to this

508

Iggy Pop!
St.Mart says – reply to this

509

Her VJ would say "I need some air!"
soysauce says – reply to this

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"I fucked Matt Damon!"
fionalicious says – reply to this

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Re: BradIShot! – hahahahahha EXACTLY! SAY NO MO'
loulabelle says – reply to this

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is a stinky crab infested black hole where nothing escapes not even light!
tawdryhellburn says – reply to this

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Let me outta here
rachie says – reply to this

514

I have herpes, please let me breathe.
me129 says – reply to this

515

Get me out of here!
mike says – reply to this

516

she's wearing an alamo drafthouse badass cinema shirt… yay austin
michelle :D says – reply to this

517

put some fucking food into me since her damn mouth cant do it
stephanie says – reply to this

518

Her arm pits aren't the only things she doesn't shave!!!!
rane says – reply to this

519

I have ADHD!!!!!
Sham says – reply to this

520

It would say:

"STOP putting peanut butter on me your crazy bitch! The dog can't swallow anymore"
brizzle says – reply to this

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"Next time don't try so hard….worst head of mah life!"-Mallory Knox
marc says – reply to this

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My sugar is RAW, sticky and SWEEt
David says – reply to this

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Xenu was here!
Meagan says – reply to this

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STOP LAUGHING AT ME (in a retardy 'other sister' voice)
Maree says – reply to this

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Om Nom Nom Nom
name says – reply to this

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It would say….

XENNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
GoLAKERS says – reply to this

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**queef!**
Tracy says – reply to this

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Im a celebrity get me out of here!
lallie says – reply to this

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FEED ME!!
Crystal says – reply to this

530

Get these bugs off of me already
Jenna says – reply to this

531

HELP! I'm stuck in your zipper!
hmmmmm says – reply to this

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Ohmgah i am laughing soo hard I thought it was Iggy
DJ says – reply to this

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"I can't believe Brad Pitt used to visit us"
mister C says – reply to this

534

I lipsync
Nablur says – reply to this

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"I look a whole lot less wrinkly than that mouth up there"
flea says – reply to this

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FEED ME!!!
Turdzilla says – reply to this

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"Caution: Wet Taint."
pam says – reply to this

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"Wash me…. please!"
alisa says – reply to this

539

LET ME OUT IM TRAPPED AND I CANT GET OUT!
Lolli says – reply to this

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HELP ME!!!!!
Bobbie says – reply to this

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I "heart" NY
tinatru says – reply to this

542

PUT SOME MEAT ON MY BONES!
alisa says – reply to this

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qweef…qweef…qweef
Lauren says – reply to this

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"GET ME OFF OF THIS LANKY FREAKY FACED BIOTCH!"
AllanB says – reply to this

545

NEXT!
Reality says – reply to this

546

She looks like the Joker. A nasty effed up tranny-looking version of the Joker.
topher says – reply to this

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"for the love of god someone please get me some penicillin"
stahravinne says – reply to this

548

heeeeeeeeelllllp!!!!!!!!!
allyk says – reply to this

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she looks like sum 70 year old who is really 50 cause she has been doing meth or heroin hard core for years. HER VAG WOULD SAY STOP USING ME TO SCORE DRUGS, BITCH!!
L in SB says – reply to this

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Pffffftttttt…sssssss
dizzle says – reply to this

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she looks like jennifer gardner!
Evelina says – reply to this

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It would start singing "I've Been Everywhere" in a deep Johnnny Cash voice.
Roxy says – reply to this

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Welcome Number 3986
Leah says – reply to this

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"just shove it up there already!!"
lily says – reply to this

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i don't feel like a woman
W.S. says – reply to this

556

SSHHHHHHH! I'm disguised as a banana. Peel me! Eat me! Just cut away all the black spots first!!!!!!!!!!!
gina says – reply to this

557

if only my owner had not acted like a doush when she dated brad and maybe used one too, hee haw
Milan says – reply to this

558

stop shoving!
traveling says – reply to this

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"No one has been here in a long time."
elisa says – reply to this

560

eat a sandwich MY GOD!
John says – reply to this

561

I bite weiners!
emily says – reply to this

562

HELP ME
Asheh says – reply to this

563

Get these fucking gorss pants off.
Alicia says – reply to this

564

I have the dirtiest vagina in LA! (and i know this for a fact y'all, well i didnt see it or smell it but i know someone who has and not good)
kylie says – reply to this

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'eat me'
Vonkie says – reply to this

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feeeeed me
woodyharrelsonxx says – reply to this

567

juliette lewis' vag would say *im a natural born killer*
pdizzle says – reply to this

568

twat did you say?!?!
dan says – reply to this

569

brad tore this shit up and chafed up these beef curtainz!
Hopeeeq says – reply to this

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help me!
howdyho says – reply to this

571

Do you have a mint?
MarvelBody.com says – reply to this

572

Yellow just doesn't look good on me.
hobie83 says – reply to this

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It would say "RAWR!!!"
Shannon L says – reply to this

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I will never do better than Brad Pitt.
djsfdj says – reply to this

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im going to be at exit festival this year and its going to be fucking awesome
ruby says – reply to this

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It would say– "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!"
Fleuretty says – reply to this

577

Brad was here
arsenal 99 coming to a town near you says – reply to this

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help me tom cruise. my stinky cooter monkey is full of vagina thetans and crabs and smelly ooze. please audit my vadge. here's a blank check.
seattlesoliver says – reply to this

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wheres my beer?
hill says – reply to this

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it would say "help me."
jenbunny says – reply to this

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"bitch is crazy!"
tiffany says – reply to this

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im a celebrity get me outta here
samar says – reply to this

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…..is it me or has she lost a damn lot of weight….and skin color
COCAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE?
Jen says – reply to this

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WASH ME!
ronnie says – reply to this

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"I wasn't always born like this"
ronnie says – reply to this

586

I mean…
"I haven't always been like this"

OK. ruined that.
vegaslord says – reply to this

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Not just Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Adam Sandler and Chuck Liddell was here too !!
JIM says – reply to this

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Shit in me!
erin says – reply to this

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pfffffft
MOI says – reply to this

590

I

DESPERATELY

NEED

ANITBIOTICS!!!
carrie says – reply to this

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shove more drugs up here….she's not quite dead ….yet !!!
Heleen says – reply to this

592

Damnit, I'm stuck between the zipper!!
Heleen says – reply to this

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It's gonna be a bit painful, but i think the mic will fit..
mben says – reply to this

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… I fucked Brad Pitt and now look at me!!!!
Someone says – reply to this

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Chlamidya
p says – reply to this

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"get me outta her!"
emskimo says – reply to this

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MEEEEEEOOOOOW!
emskimo says – reply to this

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MEEEEEEOOOOOW!
Mark says – reply to this

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"So very tired"
pilip says – reply to this

600

ROCK N ROLL

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