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1. The Baggins says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   601

   The human who owns me is a dick.

   Hahaha I made a funny!

2. me says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   602

   i'm getting bored of heroin.

3. EAR CATARACS?!?!?!?!?!? says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   603

   UNZIP ME I CAN'T BREATHE!

4. val says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   604

   … lick me

5. Grace from Scotland says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   605

   deoderize me!!!! PLEASE!!!

6. kkl says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   606

   get me out of here

7. fanny says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   607

   "I'm a celebrity get me out of here!!!!"

8. lis says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   608

   I'm fucking dave grolsch!

9. filthy penguin. says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   609

   LET ME OUTTA HERE!!1

10. JULIETTE IS ALSO A SCIENTOLOGIST says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    610

    I hate being owned by a scientologist.

11. JustMeFromHolland says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    611

    Old news. Liberation Day (bevrijdingsdag in Dutch) was the 5th of may. But.. I don't know her! but her vagina would say: "that Jan-Peter looks totally hot!" Jan-Peter is our prime-minister and a Harry Potter look a like. (google him!)

12. jules says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    612

    Geez, she looks exactly like Iggy Pop…..

13. Bill Jays says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    613

    Am I the only one who eats around here?

14. GEORGIA JONES says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    614

    … IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!

15. louise sparrow says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    615

    wash me!

16. mike says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    616

    I'm so worn out, I just want a douche and some rest.

17. David Miscavige says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    617

    Thetans in my vagina? It's more likely than you think!

18. Bibi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    618

    "i feel wide and open"

    they really rocked it in haarlem by the way!!!

19. DR. Fukyamomma says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    619

    Open wide for some slide and glide cause Dr. Fukyamomma is cumming inside. Afterword it would say "Thank you so much Dr. Fukyamomma for giving me the orgasim of my life and such a big cum load. Know are you gonna talk to the asshole in back for a good ass fucking?" Break me off a piec of that kinky shit. Brad Pitt is a douche bag fag.

20. EuropEll says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    620

    "Brad Pitt has a small pathetic dick".

21. victoria may says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    621

    "*cough cough* i think i have an infection"

22. alinaalarm says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    622

    Phewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nevertheless, I love Juliet!

23. victoria may says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    623

    "*cough cough* i have an infection"

24. carin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    624

    get rid of these leather pants and LET ME AIR OUT! a 'gina needs air!!!

25. gerty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    625

    Schtanky Wanky Flappy doo!

26. jojogirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    626

    Boy…I got this before Angelina…Hah..Hah…!!!!!

27. Kim says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    627

    All Hail Xenu

28. J's Cunt says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    628

    Wash me!!!

29. Mimi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    629

    wash me!

30. tidegirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    630

    "could you find more disgusting pants"?

31. Scooby says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    631

    "Let me out - I can't breathe!"

32. g says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    632

    wash me

33. Kevin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    633

    Thank God I'm down here away from that face!!

34. Jennifer says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    634

    N-E-E-D A-I-R!!!!

35. Lynne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    635

    Get these pricks out of my face!

36. ellc says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    636

    i'm hungry, i need food.

37. Lil Nemo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    637

    Got Carp?

38. Joanne Garcia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    638

    I'm overworked

39. Joanne Garcia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    639

    I'm overworked

40. Dude says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    640

    "No mas…"

41. bella says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    641

    if this mic were a book i would lip read

42. Bianca says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    642

    Iggy Pop wants his look back

43. Esanena says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    643

    I banged Brad Pitt!

44. Jackie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    644

    Quick, move the mircrophone closer. I gotta quaff.

45. Defnie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    645

    "Act your age and get a real job, skank!" "You need to be on the street corner selling it."

46. Katharine says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    646

    Wa wa wee wa!!

47. suz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    647

    "Please, just pull down the zipper so I can get out. I swear I won't say anything….just pull it down, quick! NOW! LEMME OUTA HEREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

48. Mule D says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    648

    Wash Me!!

49. Sharon says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    649

    RRRUUUUNNNNNNNNN! RUN…. FAR FAR AWAY!

50. Tonia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    650

    HOE HOE- HOE HOE I HAVE NO CAMEL TOE!!!!

51. Aimo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    651

    "I miss Brad"

52. HI HO From across the pond says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    652

    hi everyone, just firstly, i love the usa and would like to say a massive HI HO from accross the atlantic to my likkle island of Britain,
    im currently living with one of your s and shes been telling me all about the wonderfull inventions your great country has made such as cars, tvs etc that we havent yet got in britain
    we basically suck you dick

53. James says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    653

    WOW! This is a good place for a stick-up!

54. Nerissa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    654

    Help

55. Jade says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    655

    Wash Me!!!!!!!!

56. Mario says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    656

    "LET ME OUT OF HERE"

57. L. Ron Hubbard says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    657

    XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU

58. dogmeister says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    658

    woof! woof!

59. Cheri says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    659

    It would say - "been there, done that…."

60. Ariadna says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    660

    I want Brad back!!!!!

61. raven says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    661

    omg this is a hoooorrrrriiibbbllleeee picture of her she looks soooo disgusting!!! god poor girl

62. a says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    662

    She looks like a junkie! I didn't even recognize her.

63. grus says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    663

    Excuse me… I queefed!

64. robin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    664

    Get me out of here!

65. K says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    665

    it would say " brad pitt has a small d*ck"! but I'm sure many out there have already said the same.

66. OMG says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    666

    does anyone have any lice shampoo?

67. HYRY says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    667

    SNIFF ME, IM FISHY

68. Nicole says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    668

    HELP CRABS!!

69. WTH says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    669

    angelina wishes i would sit on her face.

70. Nader Applesquinnie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    670

    I'm full of man-seed.

71. Misty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    671

    She needs to eat some damn food!

72. ScammyDavisJunior says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    672

    If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, than it would definately be able to sing better than she can

73. sassy sara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    673

    WASH ME!!!

74. brenda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    674

    Insert here!!!!

75. brenda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    675

    Insert here!!!!!

76. justmadeajoke says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    676

    FEED ME

77. Gilly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    677

    Damn it's hot in here.

78. Elise says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    678

    Get me out of this fugly pants!

79. GRACE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    679

    UNZIP ME PLEASSSEEEE!!!!!! I CANT BREATHE AND SHE CANT SING I NEED TO RUN AWAY!!!!!!!

80. Slug says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    680

    I need a breath mint!

81. MARIA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    681

    OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

82. J says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    682

    "Lemme hear ya say HO!!!

83. Julie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    683

    wash me

84. Snooks says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    684

    Ok, I LOVE Juliette Lewis. LOVE. But she looks like she's been hitting the ol' drugs. She looks really scary skinny.

85. chris says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    685

    it would say…add some weight to this skinny twat so someone might want to see it.

86. am says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    686

    "i'm awesome"

87. ha ha says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    687

    WASH ME PLEASE

88. UberShowman says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    688

    It would say "She can sing with both sets of lips!"

89. Blackwells Semen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    689

    "…I'm not supposed to be here, just ask the testicles!"

90. Steven Tyler says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    690

    I'll have her and Jennifer Aniston

91. WTF says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    691

    "What the hell happened to the days of normalcy and make-up?"

92. Keena says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    692

    it would say:

    I MISS BRAD PITT.

93. Joey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    693

    Clean me!

94. lori says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    694

    I'm a crazy, scary bitch!

95. Gio says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    695

    LOOK AT ME!!!! FISH PLATTER

96. j says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    696

    i miss Brad Pitt's cock

97. Lette says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    697

    Help Me! I'm trapped in the body of a dirty whore!

98. Madeleine says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    698

    love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

99. mamacita says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    699

    Please douche! I'm skanky.

100. KIKI says – reply to this
     

     

     
     
     
     
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     IM STINKY