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Juliette and the Licks performs live at the Liberation Day Festival in Haarlem, The Netherlands.

If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, it would say "______________."

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 5:30 pm

894 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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Ugslady says – reply to this

701

WASH ME!! I SMELL LIKE SWEATY ONIONS!
mike says – reply to this

702

"queef"
SanFernandoBob says – reply to this

703

gimme more of that hot hitachi magic
bandida says – reply to this

704

Save me from scienthology!
Hello says – reply to this

705

Take me out of here!!!
natalie says – reply to this

706

it would say, "i have teeth"
hersubhubby says – reply to this

707

*BURP!*
Jessica says – reply to this

708

I MISS JOHNNY!!!!
heather says – reply to this

709

Go back, it's a trap.
alby says – reply to this

710

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Drake says – reply to this

711

IM ON FIRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Aiden says – reply to this

712

"I'm scared, Early!"
tim says – reply to this

713

Here are my keys lets just drive out!
popt4rt says – reply to this

714

"When wil it end!!!!"
AnnMarie says – reply to this

715

poof
T!BB$ says – reply to this

716

Queefy McQueef Queef…
Patrick says – reply to this

717

No thank you I am full
Kara says – reply to this

718

Someone let me out of this hideous, banana inspired pair of pants! It's stifling in here! The zipper has ripped out a bunch of my hair…bitch couldn't put on her pannies…
E-mizz says – reply to this

719

…i look like a man…
BRittney says – reply to this

720

Amy Winehouse's face has nothing on me!
Heather says – reply to this

721

Get me outta these dreadful banana pants!
j-leo says – reply to this

722

AIR my vag craves air!!!
Tiffany says – reply to this

723

Brad Pitt was here… Lucky f-ing skank! So J
Anne says – reply to this

724

Steven Tyler was good, but that's why I'm infected.
Kristen says – reply to this

725

Where's Brad? Life's never the same!
MARCY IN DA FARM says – reply to this

726

OEEIAOOUOEEIAIEIOUUMAAEIOU
Cons says – reply to this

727

Is she trying to be hayley williams?!
jim says – reply to this

728

pull down your pant
Kyn says – reply to this

729

HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Claudia says – reply to this

730

HEEELLLLP MEEEEE!!!
wgi says – reply to this

731

SHAVE!
jarvisbearcub says – reply to this

732

It would say "would like to take a free personality test?"
mongakim says – reply to this

733

"Leave me alone, I'm tired."
mee maw says – reply to this

734

pffft
Rosjel says – reply to this

735

I've Been There, They Where So Lame, and Stoned AND HIGH
Annie says – reply to this

736

Unzip me please.
LizzieGurl says – reply to this

737

It would say "Hunny it's time to grow up & give up on singing"
niza says – reply to this

738

"Brad's dick was here!! yea!!"
Doorknob says – reply to this

739

I was there:D
Not in her vagina, but at the Bevrijdingspop.
She ruled. Big time.
Courtney says – reply to this

740

FEED ME!!!!
Tom Cruise says – reply to this

741

"Greetings. My name is Xenu. I am an intergalactic dictator, currently hiding out in Juliette Lewis' furry foo-foo. Please don't tell her I am here. I make you a promise. One day soon, I will ressurect myself live on stage, and stick you fucking muppets back on the sides of volcanoes and blow you all to Hell with hydrogen bombs, unless you all become Sci's. Now."
michele says – reply to this

742

pu!!!!!!!!!
bobbie says – reply to this

743

who let the dogs out to shit in here
Stepher says – reply to this

744

Where the hell did Brad go????
julz says – reply to this

745

"Just pull the plug already"
imsassymolassy says – reply to this

746

“Brad Pitt come home. You can bring the kids, there is room for everybody.”
DJ says – reply to this

747

GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!!
Daniel Tyler says – reply to this

748

"I'm a Twat!"
nicole says – reply to this

749

Let me out of these fugly pants!!!
Bon says – reply to this

750

Angie, how do i taste?
Randa Mea says – reply to this

751

HELP ME!!!!
Armond says – reply to this

752

They call me the mangler, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tim Girard says – reply to this

753

I hate myself!! Am I a butthole?
Seattle Austin says – reply to this

754

"How did I end up on Pete Burns?"
Fancy says – reply to this

755

Damn this zipper hurts
CJ says – reply to this

756

"at least i'm not her face!!!"
Hezah says – reply to this

757

My lips are sealed! I threw away the key!
brie says – reply to this

758

it would say im going to eat you!
Ketielynn says – reply to this

759

It would say…"HELP ! get this crazy bitch off me !!
gardner says – reply to this

760

oh no! if i had known she was going to perform i would have gone to haarlem. she's brad's ex - that's something!
feener says – reply to this

761

i thought that was the aerosmith singer…why i can't recall his name is beyond me.
georgina r says – reply to this

762

arnt i ment to be a dick
GoAnon says – reply to this

763

what would xenu do?
alex l. says – reply to this

764

I hope the mike will go up the ass this time.
kristen says – reply to this

765

it would prolly be like oprahs on south park and it would say "GARY, COME HELP ME!!!"
ROSE says – reply to this

766

can you believe that brad pitt was ever in here
wow! says – reply to this

767

"I wish I wasn't waisting my time on a dude!"
Elisabeth says – reply to this

768

WHERE THE HELL IS BRAD PITT ?

========> Hooooooo God I love her so much =^_^=

http://questionoflust.skyrock.com
chardonnay says – reply to this

769

BUST OUT THE JAMS!
Nick says – reply to this

770

"My Sugar is Raw."
JG says – reply to this

771

Hot Tranny Mess!
Xtina says – reply to this

772

It would say get me out of this crap hole nd say im tierd of being matervated
taylor says – reply to this

773

"HELLOOOOO WORLDDDDD!"
carie-ann says – reply to this

774

no vacancy!
TE says – reply to this

775

"IM FUCKING AWSOME"
misha says – reply to this

776

HELP HELP HELP!
HEATHER says – reply to this

777

ECHO…..echo, echo, echo
shana says – reply to this

778

Eew, why do all these stars think that looking trashier makes them look more hip? I just immediately stopped liking her after seeing this pic.
ginny says – reply to this

779

TWAT? I cunt hair you?!!
rachel says – reply to this

780

im lonely!….maybe its cas i smell worse then a fish market?
furryburger says – reply to this

781

first!!!! it would say - why am I on a man? god he is ugly!!!
Alicia says – reply to this

782

it wud say ur mother
Butterfly says – reply to this

783

It would say loud: I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR SMELLY CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J says – reply to this

784

…open that zipper baby; I'm coming in…
show stopper says – reply to this

785

HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!! omg….who does that shit… why would u put the mic there like something is gonna happen… unless shes quiffen..
tabby says – reply to this

786

This is NOT where your supossed to stick your food!!! No wonder your so damn skinny!
dnasty says – reply to this

787

Brad pit used to dump here
Chante` says – reply to this

788

if her gina cud talk it wud say "wash me" written in the dirt
hi says – reply to this

789

Spandex is bad!
jooolz says – reply to this

790

got a mint?
Peter Gozinyah says – reply to this

791

That MICROPHONE sure looksSEXY How about shoving that sucker in here and clean out the COB WEBS!
Angelina Jolie says – reply to this

792

She might be dripping for Brads Pecker, but he's right here next to me laying some great rail. Ohhhhh Brad!!!! ….. keep on stroking me with that ONE EYED MONSTER!!!!
Katerina says – reply to this

793

If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, it would say "wash me!"
Halle says – reply to this

794

that isnt supposed to go up there!
robert says – reply to this

795

SLURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP
miguel c says – reply to this

796

"All I ever wanted was to be Steven Tyler's lips… not this psycho-twat's twat".
JD Majors says – reply to this

797

Help….
Jesikah says – reply to this

798

When am I going to get fed??
Smiley says – reply to this

799

Oh PAHLEEZE Julie ….. just shove that microphone up a little more and make me feel real good !!! Oh, baby!!!
Candace says – reply to this

800

I got f*%ked by BRAD PITT!

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