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Filed under: Fill In The Blank > Juliette LewisJuliette and the Licks performs live at the Liberation Day Festival in Haarlem, The Netherlands.

If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, it would say "______________."
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Posted: May 7, 2008 at 5:30 pm




You can't be first but you can be next!
feed me some coke bia***
mmmm.i want som camle toe for sure looks yummy like french fries
I'm not a twinkie bitch! Remove the filling!!!
it would say "HELP!"
queef
Stop using me as a bottle opener
Like, OMG, Pull down the zipper I can't breathe!
Judt like my owners music……I STINK!
"Get me the f@#K off this crab infested, drug addicted, sweaty, dirty whore…pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!"
gross, who smells like fish?
HEY GIRL HEYYYY!
can't breatthhhhhhh!!!
"God I'm tired of all these visitors!"
Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… what?
im a peach not a lemon!!!
help me!
"I am smarter than Juliette Lewis… and I am just a dumb cunt."
Really, I am not with her.
Or. Don't worry about her, she's just the ugly friend!
please help, this bitch ruined me.
I'm tired
Her vagina would say..
"Let me out, it's really stupid in here"
i stink!
"i miss brad pitt"
Hello
"I cant breath"
feed me here, feed me anywhere
free me
it would BURP!
"Queef"
Give me a Breath Mint
I fucked Brad Pitt before Anjelina
hey brad u left some cream in here- does madox want some
Shave me and your nasty pits, god i smell so bad
Re: Wowz – good 1
cheque please, I'm done.
Take it from me… Juliette has lost her mind.
i use to be taller and had a few neighbours!
this is still Brad's nasty Pitt!
Anyone can eat me! I'm vegan!
Yup, Brad was here & he showered me with his tongue many times. Can any of you sad bitches say the same?
HELP!!
"Someone Touch me Please!"
"pants too tight… chafing already begun…"
Do you have any teepee for my bunghole?
I kick ass
Feed me!!
BURP
Why am I attaches to a scientologist????
It would say, "I'm waaaaay better looking than her face"!
Re: PR – This is really funny & brilliant…. HAHAHA!!
GET ME OOOUUUUTTT
HELP I CANT BREATHE!!!!!
help me!
how did i get to have brad pitt considering how nastyI am?
i need a cigarette
" I hurt"!!!!
Damn I'm a skank!
Love her this band so rocks
I'm tired!
HELP ME!!
I MISS BRAD!
Brad Pitt was here
"I feel so gooooooood…"
"Get me some mints cuz my breath is KICKIN!"
it would say "im speaking your language baby!". maybe im just a big fan of JL. x
Omgee… it smells so bad in these spandex pants… WASH ME!
YOU ZIPPED MY LIPS SHUT!!!
NEED AIR!
My vagina is sewating in these pants!!!!
it would say "bitch lick yo mamas clit"
"Help me, Help me!! I have Chlamydia!!"
HHEEEELLLLLPPPPP MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
I'm Laminated. Wash me with some Goo Gone.
"Sandwich!"
i personally dont believe that said vagina would have anything to say, a large foreign being would just emerge from its steamy depths and devour its own soul and then return to its rightful place in the womb that is attached to the vagina it slinked out of.
eat some food you skinny bitch or we will never get laid again.
IM ON FIREE
"Purrrrperrrp" …..queef…
let me out!
She could be separted at birth with Jennifer Garner
If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, it would say "why couldn't i be on angelina jolies body."
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE-WE GOT FUN AND GAMES
FEED ME……..NO MORE CRAK, PLEASE..THATS FURTHER SOUTH….THANK YOU.
FEED ME……..NO MORE CRACK, PLEASE..THATS FURTHER SOUTH….THANK YOU.
lets rock this joint
you think this zipper is the only thing with teeth?!
I Can't Breath!
please feed me sausage!!!!!!!
XENU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it would say i have a vagina and perez cerdo mierda does not
"Oh Talulah, You're so dramatic!"
u think that armpit is bad? wait till u see me!
i have aids!