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Filed under: Fill In The Blank > Juliette Lewis

Juliette and the Licks performs live at the Liberation Day Festival in Haarlem, The Netherlands.

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If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, it would say "______________."

[Photo via Getty Images.]

894 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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  1. phill says – reply to this


    801

    You can't be first but you can be next!

  2. sam says – reply to this


    802

    feed me some coke bia***

  3. Sarah says – reply to this


    803

    mmmm.i want som camle toe for sure looks yummy like french fries

  4. kstylle says – reply to this


    804

    I'm not a twinkie bitch! Remove the filling!!!

  5. ewwwwww says – reply to this


    805

    it would say "HELP!"

  6. ell says – reply to this


    806

    queef

  7. Natasha says – reply to this


    807

    Stop using me as a bottle opener

  8. Michelle says – reply to this


    808

    Like, OMG, Pull down the zipper I can't breathe!

  9. Alnisha says – reply to this


    809

    Judt like my owners music……I STINK!

  10. dmac says – reply to this


    810

    "Get me the f@#K off this crab infested, drug addicted, sweaty, dirty whore…pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!"

  11. lauren says – reply to this


    811

    gross, who smells like fish?

  12. chloe says – reply to this


    812

    HEY GIRL HEYYYY!

  13. jen jen says – reply to this


    813

    can't breatthhhhhhh!!!

  14. Rachel says – reply to this


    814

    "God I'm tired of all these visitors!"

  15. Ick says – reply to this


    815

    Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… what?

  16. Jozee says – reply to this


    816

    im a peach not a lemon!!!

  17. mnk says – reply to this


    817

    help me!

  18. PR says – reply to this


    818

    "I am smarter than Juliette Lewis… and I am just a dumb cunt."

  19. Xavier99 says – reply to this


    819

    Really, I am not with her.

    Or. Don't worry about her, she's just the ugly friend!

  20. Bebe LeFevre says – reply to this


    820

    please help, this bitch ruined me.

  21. Andy says – reply to this


    821

    I'm tired

  22. V Jay Jay says – reply to this


    822

    Her vagina would say..
    "Let me out, it's really stupid in here"

  23. cami says – reply to this


    823

    i stink!

  24. katie says – reply to this


    824

    "i miss brad pitt"

  25. jjjill says – reply to this


    825

    Hello

  26. laura says – reply to this


    826

    "I cant breath"

  27. sheky says – reply to this


    827

    feed me here, feed me anywhere

  28. b says – reply to this


    828

    free me

  29. Jamie says – reply to this


    829

    it would BURP!

  30. Stefano says – reply to this


    830

    "Queef"

  31. mmmmm says – reply to this


    831

    Give me a Breath Mint

  32. Meagan says – reply to this


    832

    I fucked Brad Pitt before Anjelina

  33. jason says – reply to this


    833

    hey brad u left some cream in here- does madox want some

  34. MM says – reply to this


    834

    Shave me and your nasty pits, god i smell so bad

  35. milehighstar says – reply to this


    835

    Re: Wowz – good 1

  36. Hippo says – reply to this


    836

    cheque please, I'm done.

  37. D says – reply to this


    837

    Take it from me… Juliette has lost her mind.

  38. alanah says – reply to this


    838

    i use to be taller and had a few neighbours!

  39. Alex says – reply to this


    839

    this is still Brad's nasty Pitt!

  40. Veronica Chance says – reply to this


    840

    Anyone can eat me! I'm vegan!

  41. Giegie says – reply to this


    841

    Yup, Brad was here & he showered me with his tongue many times. Can any of you sad bitches say the same?

  42. marc89 says – reply to this


    842

    HELP!!

  43. Susie says – reply to this


    843

    "Someone Touch me Please!"

  44. mich says – reply to this


    844

    "pants too tight… chafing already begun…"

  45. She She LaVue says – reply to this


    845

    Do you have any teepee for my bunghole?

  46. Amber says – reply to this


    846

    I kick ass

  47. Rdawg says – reply to this


    847

    Feed me!!

  48. chris says – reply to this


    848

    BURP

  49. stuck in boston says – reply to this


    849

    Why am I attaches to a scientologist????

  50. mercury says – reply to this


    850

    It would say, "I'm waaaaay better looking than her face"!

  51. mercury says – reply to this


    851

    Re: PR – This is really funny & brilliant…. HAHAHA!!

  52. curiousjorgita says – reply to this


    852

    GET ME OOOUUUUTTT

  53. liz says – reply to this


    853

    HELP I CANT BREATHE!!!!!

  54. Natalie says – reply to this


    854

    help me!

  55. erin says – reply to this


    855

    how did i get to have brad pitt considering how nastyI am?

  56. kidcoffee says – reply to this


    856

    i need a cigarette

  57. galinda says – reply to this


    857

    " I hurt"!!!!

  58. Mel says – reply to this


    858

    Damn I'm a skank!

  59. stud says – reply to this


    859

    Love her this band so rocks

  60. bernie says – reply to this


    860

    I'm tired!

  61. rachel says – reply to this


    861

    HELP ME!!

  62. Kaya says – reply to this


    862

    I MISS BRAD!

  63. nene says – reply to this


    863

    Brad Pitt was here

  64. tellall says – reply to this


    864

    "I feel so gooooooood…"

  65. Eww says – reply to this


    865

    "Get me some mints cuz my breath is KICKIN!"

  66. rainbowchick1986 says – reply to this


    866

    it would say "im speaking your language baby!". maybe im just a big fan of JL. x

  67. Erin says – reply to this


    867

    Omgee… it smells so bad in these spandex pants… WASH ME!

  68. Vanessa says – reply to this


    868

    YOU ZIPPED MY LIPS SHUT!!!

  69. Jazzmine Steward says – reply to this


    869

    NEED AIR!

  70. justine hehl says – reply to this


    870

    My vagina is sewating in these pants!!!!

  71. jae says – reply to this


    871

    it would say "bitch lick yo mamas clit"

  72. Emma says – reply to this


    872

    "Help me, Help me!! I have Chlamydia!!"

  73. 69-turtle says – reply to this


    873

    HHEEEELLLLLPPPPP MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

  74. steph says – reply to this


    874

    I'm Laminated. Wash me with some Goo Gone.

  75. jackie says – reply to this


    875

    "Sandwich!"

  76. chauntelle says – reply to this


    876

    i personally dont believe that said vagina would have anything to say, a large foreign being would just emerge from its steamy depths and devour its own soul and then return to its rightful place in the womb that is attached to the vagina it slinked out of.

  77. jess says – reply to this


    877

    eat some food you skinny bitch or we will never get laid again.

  78. emily says – reply to this


    878

    IM ON FIREE

  79. mateo says – reply to this


    879

    "Purrrrperrrp" …..queef…

  80. vanessa says – reply to this


    880

    let me out!

  81. Nurgul says – reply to this


    881

    She could be separted at birth with Jennifer Garner

  82. andy says – reply to this


    882

    If Juliette Lewis' vagina could speak, it would say "why couldn't i be on angelina jolies body."

  83. maureen says – reply to this


    883

    WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE-WE GOT FUN AND GAMES

  84. KERY says – reply to this


    884

    FEED ME……..NO MORE CRAK, PLEASE..THATS FURTHER SOUTH….THANK YOU.

  85. KERY says – reply to this


    885

    FEED ME……..NO MORE CRACK, PLEASE..THATS FURTHER SOUTH….THANK YOU.

  86. casey says – reply to this


    886

    lets rock this joint

  87. cole says – reply to this


    887

    you think this zipper is the only thing with teeth?!

  88. Anna Gray says – reply to this


    888

    I Can't Breath!

  89. bebe says – reply to this


    889

    please feed me sausage!!!!!!!

  90. That Guy says – reply to this


    890

    XENU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  91. gun control sucks says – reply to this


    891

    it would say i have a vagina and perez cerdo mierda does not

  92. Sean says – reply to this


    892

    "Oh Talulah, You're so dramatic!"

  93. aNdY says – reply to this


    893

    u think that armpit is bad? wait till u see me!

  94. Sammmii says – reply to this


    894

    i have aids!

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