Dissecting Speidi
Filed under: Spencer Pratt > Heidi Montag
The Los Angeles Times has just written an in-depth article about the most loved AND hated couple on reality television, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.
The piece features insightful commentary by none other than P-Nasty himself.
Click here to give it a read!
Posted: May 8, 2008 at 5:00 pm
I wish somebody would run over both of them with their car. They are both a complete waste of space and air.
They need to wipe the fake ugly smirks off their ugly faces!
firsssssssstttt?
haha idiots…
Its OBVIOUS you (perezhilton.com) are a fan of there's. You randomly bring them up. They are SO irrelevant. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THOSE TO F*CK UPS!!!
They look like Ken and Barbie. I hate Lauren more than I dislike them.
After reading the article it's clear that they could give a shit about appearing like decent human beings..but I just don't get it. Someone could go on YouTube humping a dog and get media attention too..but is it worth it?
I'm sure one day when they are all grown up they'll be mortified about the douchery that went on in their early 20's. At least most of us just have memories and a few harmless pics of the lame-o things we did when we were young and dumb…they won't be so lucky. One day they'll be so embarrassed…at least Heidi will anyway…
How much Don Antonios can two people possibly consume?
they´re looosers!!! meant fot each other
I don´t understand Why r they still arround? nobody cares about them
Can you imagine how BIG their spawn's foreheads could be?
(I have never and never will ever watch anything either of them in is ever in! Perez, please make them go away forever.)
Everyone needs to stop frontin! If MTV producers came up to me and asked me to act like a bitch for money, I'd be the biggest bitch on TV. I honestly think lauren, Lo, and that other one thats dates justin bobby are the boring ones. Lauren acts like a stuck up rich b*tch. All they do is sit around talking SH*T. You can tell Lauren is the jealous type. She looks like she doesnt want to share her friends with anybody. I can tell shes controling. She was jealous of Heidi and Spencers relationship she wanted heidi all to herself. I hate girls like that. In past seasons when lauren was dating that loser Jason did you see heidi treating lauren like Sh*T. She stayed right by her side like a true freind. Maybe I'm watching a different show but without heidi and spencer the show would be boring.
I bet they think they have the public fooled like they have pulled the wool over our eyes but we can see clearly these mutherfuckers are a joke. Please people if they get their own show DONOT WATCH! AND THEY WILL GO AWAY!!!!! AND FOR THE FEW WHO LIKE THESE LEECHES THEY'RE LAUGHING AT HOW STUPID YOU ARE WHILE THEY MAKE MONEY OFF YOUR STUPIDITY!!!!!!!!
#112 shut the fuck up you're a fucking loser like heidi and spencer you stupid trick bitch!
I Hate These MOTHER FUCKERs !!!! THERE only together to make money because without each other we wouldnt give a fuck what they did plus they just bring higher radings on THE HILLS show!!!!! WHY LIE
TEAM LAUREN! TEAM STEPHANIE? TEAM LAUREN! TEAM STEPHANIE?TEAM LAUREN!
This is a no brainer! STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS! Every blog post, article or other media is fuel for the these creeps. Just stop writing about them and they will turn into foo foo dust!!! I'm disgusted that I wasted time to actually just write that! That's 5 minutes of my life I'll never get back…End Speidi now. The world will be a better place without Mr. Bad Suit and No Talent Horse Face!
I think calling them " the most hated and loved couple" is the most disgusting, and false thing I have ever heard. I honestly don't think anything is lovable about either of them, individually and/or as a couple. And I almost puked when I read this…
"No celebrity does anything, really," Spencer said. "Unless you're a famous athlete who actually physically does something, like, how much work is reading lines from a script? We're improv TV personalities. That's way harder."
No words. As an actress, I am appalled that a reporter or writer wouldn't even put his stupid, ignorant words out there for people to read, and expect them to appreciate it. He clearly is an uneducated creep, and he's pathetic.
is it just me or does lauren condrad seem like the biggest buzzkill ever… how does she even get invited to go places???? talk about not a fun person! at least speidi can probably party
I SWEAR YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA HAVE SOME PIECE OF SHIT RETARD THAT WILL DEFEND THESE TWO FAKE ASSHOLES! I WISH I COULD TAKE HEIDI AND SPENCER AND ALL 10 OF THEIR SUPPORTERS AND FLUSH THEIR SHITTY ASSES RIGHT DOWN THE FUCKING TOILET!!!!!!!
These two are examples of how sad and sorry our media has become. The fact that they are even on TV, in magazines and on websites is a complete waste of time and energy.
They are NOBODIES!
These two really are truly, truly, horrible. The fact that I actually know who they are makes me want to scream. They are on a "un-reality" show with made up feuds. They don't really do anything and yet they are making $50K each for just showing up at a club. Are we such fucking sheep? I can't blame them for taking the money but I can blame whoever is paying them. I hope they crawl back under a rock soon.
-twitches- Spencer.
What happened to her face? She used to look somewhat cute but now looks like a freak….she must have had more done than just a nose job.
MY THOUGHTS ON THIS ARTICLE IS GARBAGE..SPENCER AND HIEDI MIGHT BE GOOD BUISNESS PEOPLE IN THE INDUSTRY.BUT THERE SELLING THERE SOULS TO THE DEVILS.THATS SAD.WHEN YOU DO THAT YOU LOSE THE PEOPLE THAT REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU THAT WOULD BE THERE FOR YOU WITHOUT ALL THE FAME.THEY REALLY DO EMBRACE THERE HATAZ.LOL..BUT THEY SHOULDNT THINK THERE THE SHIET FOR THAT.IF THERE TRYING TO GET TO THE TOP…BEING "HATED" WONT GET YOU THERE. BEING "LOVED" BY THE PEOPLE AND BEING NICE AND NOT FAKE BITCHES. THEY MIGHT THINK THEY KNOW THE INDUSTRY BUT THEY CAN GET EASILY SPIT OUT IN THE INDUSTRY AND BE LAME ASS BUMS. LOL.MAO.PLEASE TELL ME HOW MUCH HER CLOTHING LINE IS MAKING RIGHT NOW IN SALES?(I BET YOU NOT THAT MUCH)HER CD?LOL..(PSHH HATAZ HATE YOU THAT MUCH THEY AINT BUYING IT)HER FUTURE MOVIE ROLES??>.HMMMM…HEIDI YOU CAN MAKE IT TO THE TOP AND BE AS BIG AS BRITNEY IF ONLY YOU ACT LIKE REAL GRL.
DONT TAKE ANY PICTURES OF THESE FUCKING HERBS. THERE NOT WORTH IT!!!!THEY DONT ENTERTAIN ME..THERE FUCKING DISGUSTING TO WATCH PEOPLE LIKE HEIDI AND SPENCER BEING FUCKED UP HUMANS AND ONLY CARE ABOUT THEM AND NOT OTHER PEOPLES FEELINGS.SELFISH BITCHES. HEIDI! IF YOUR TRYING TO BE BIG AS BRITNEY…DONT FUCKING MAKING A RETARDED CHEAP HOE VIDEO THAT YOUR UGLY BOYFRIEND DIRECTED.LMAOOOO. TEAM LAUREN BITCH!!!!SPENCER TALKS SO MUCH SHIET ABOUT LAUREN AND HATED HER SO MUCH. HES A LIL BITCH.OMG!!I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING..LOL.SPENCER MUST REALLY BE ABOUT HIS MONEY HE WILL GO SOO FAR IN THE INDUSTRY AND GET FUCKED BY A GUY OR SUCK SOMEONES DICK.LOL…..LMAOOO..THATS HORRIBLE. BUT IM JUST SAYING ..THEY'RE REALLY ABOUT THERE PAPA…LOL.
I dont know what is so special about them. They are fake and that brat should get off his ass and do some real work I think he is secretly gay….
"The piece features insightful commentary by none other than P-Nasty himself."
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This post must be a joke. Perez is NEVER insightful.
spencer pratt…otherwise known as "spatt"…totally reminds me of that character from pretty in pink, played by james spader…forgot his name in the movie. as for heidi montag….otherwise known as "hag", in more ways than one…i would like to see a pap pic of her getting out of her car accidentally xposing her beaver
These two are the exact reason that I DON'T watch the Hills anymore. Make horseface & beavis go away please…then I will watch again.
They are so obnoxious. They would whore out their own mothers if it would get them in a magazine or make them money. Get some class!
YUK they make me sick.
its people like you that makes them "famous"
i think we should all BOYCOTT the hills!!
They are not even worth reading about.
Perez……please stop covering these two!!!!!!!!! Go speidi free…..
There is more plastic than an actual person when it comes to heidi..like seriously now..and spencer, lets sit around a little longer and be a mooch off of everyone else..they make me sick!!
these two losers are so annoying!
OMFG!!! Will an astroid hit both of them on The Hills, I'm begging!!! They are pathic users and should be greatful to LC otherwise they be at home alone watching the show instead of being on them.
hate those aryan nation fucktards.
How dare they say other celebs dont do anything really? and compare themselves to real oscar , grammy winning artist for Spencer to say they really dont do anything is nothinq but bull once the Hills are over , they will be forgotten !! He and Heidi could never be featured in a real movie that requires emotion to actually become another character and heidi no matter how many singinq lessons you get , you will NEVER be a good singer God didnt bless you with that talent , I rather listen to Ashley Simpson sing live , Heidi wont even sing live she fall flat on her face. Spencer and Heidi with out LC your are nothing I cant wait till the Hills are over Heidi and Spencer are going to be like Live fish out the water gasping for air in their case gasping for Fame , you have nothing to show for yourselfs ,
Singing Is talent they work their asses of , Actors have talent they as well work their asses of if you are gonna compare yourself to Paris or Ashley simpson then Yea you can say your just as talented , ppphhh they have no talent but let heidi and spencer obbessed selfs with LC keep talking God has a way of pushing everyone including those two Spencer is as dumb as a goldfish. and heidi needs to open her eyes and listen shes gonna bomb once the Hills is over.
I bet both their parents are ashamed seriosly,
Of course the thrive on Haters , who really loves them?
If all the haters just stopped blogginq about them , no magazine would cover any stories about this two , because no one loves them ,
they are completly fake and the things spencer says I never seen somone so ignorant and arrogant in my life
they completly sold their souls to the devil they are two of the most pathetic people in the world.
I ve never seen two celeb wannabes crave so much attention
Heidi and Spencer you are never gonna be on on the same level as A list Celebs because you have no talent , they where born with gifts,
all you two have is the ability to make yourself look like dumbasses in front of the world that why there is blogs and interviews , people enjoy a good laugh every once in a while watching two losers make themselves look more pathetic with each interview that gets printed
Can just once they not mention LC , they always bring her up its pathetic . They need help the have mental problem
Heide and spencer would kill their own family if that ment more fame we all know thats the thruth!!! they cant get anylower
and heidis step brother passing away , as sad as it sound,
Heidi thats god way of punishing you and your family for allowing you become the person you are.
you've creating them! they are horrible and the fact that you pay attention to them allows them to make money and be MORE ANNOYING.
i want to spray my putrid hiney mud on both of them and i would piss in her face and cover her fake tits with bloody turds.
i fucking hateeeeeee spencer. hes a fucking douche bag. and heidi is a fake bitch.
I am so sick of seeing these two. Heidi is so keen on wanting to be the next Jessica Simpson. UGH
These two are sad and pathetic
Celebrities? They're not entertainers or celebrities…they're losers. And no one's jealous of Spencer's Garbage Pail Kid ass
If only I had veneers like they do….life would be so much better.
The only reason I'm taking, maybe about ten, valuable seconds of my life to comment on these two, is that - they are really sad and pathetic - AND PEREZ- come on?!?!?! Why-why-WHY are you resorting to giving these low-brow wanna-be's more of your blog time/space?!?!?! Seriously - you could be doing so much better. I know times are tough with lack 'o celebrity shenanigans going on, but PA-leez!
i hate them. they are seriously SO lame. how do they even get press. This is pathetic.
Did he really say that they are more talented than anyone in showbiz besides ATHLETES?!?! hahahahahahahahaha…. ya spencer, I`d love to hear you belt out a Whitney Houston song or act in a movie about the holocaust… I wonder if he actually believe the crap that comes out of his mouth. And no, unlike they may think, most of us do not want to be twentysomething college drop-outs living on our parents money. I`m good, thanks!
ireally dont like them…..I WISH PEREZ WOULD EVEN STOP RIGHTING ABOUT THEM…………….
at this point, is there anyone who really does not want these ridiculous idiots to stop taking up space on our beloved websites? aren't we, including perez, beter than heidi and spencer's bullshit?
Heidi would be soooooooooooooo beautiful is she had a better personality. Bad personality, fugly person!! I don't care how pretty she is you don't have to act like that. And who cares about them anyways?? What do they even do?? Star on a scripted reality show for snobby 14-year-old girls?? Let them have their 15-minutes of fame.
Seriously who cares about these two? Are they paying people to write about the, i.e perez? silly me, perez doesnt need to be paid off, you just need to pretend to like him and he'll kiss your ass for free
Hollywood has become one big fat joke thanks to no talent kiss ass fools like heidi and spencer.
They are both two of the most boring, untalented, meh looking couple ever. Why do you give them so much attention on your blog? Do certain wanna be celebs pay you? I know you're a total sell out, but at least have some fucking standards.
They are soooo in love with themselves. Sick.
as the world cares, the world slips into a coma
who the fuck cares? no one likes them
VOMIT! WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT THESE TWO????????
you know what its genious……. Had they let the show run its course they would never be as huge as they are now….Rather you hate them or not you gotta hand it to Spencer…. He's pretty fucking smart……I personally don't care for him and wish Heidi would leave him, on the other hand after reading this article I have a new found respect for him and he has manipulated the media to keep talking about Heidi and him….He had a goal and I certainly think he's achieved it!!!! I say kudos to him….
"No celebrity does anything, really," Spencer said. "Unless you're a famous athlete who actually physically does something, like, how much work is reading lines from a script? We're improv TV personalities. That's way harder."
Seriously Spencer? WTF
What liars! They don't get $50,000 each to show up at a club for 2 hours!
Let's boycott magazines and blogs until they stop writing about The Hills and all the assholes on it! If enough people can do it, maybe they will go away forever.
Ok, Heidi Montag is the one you should be calling Potato Head.
Insightful?! Ha! You talk about actors whoring themselves out. Look at you, an already hasbeen gossiper living off other peoples lives and whoring yourself out to no name companies just to pay for ramen noodles. Reality check in need.
These two untalented losers never were, are or never will be celebrities. They are delusional if they think Heidi's awful singing and tacky clothes will make them wealthy and famous. I'm so tired of these "types" become semi-famous for nothing.
What a pure waste of journalistic talent….
These 2 are smart. You dont htink they read this and laugh. Everybody says the same thing. I hate these 2 , theyre douchebags. No shit they are but theyre rolling in it. They are capitalizing on all 160 people who posted about this. Why would Perez stop writing about them. Perez likes them, they are friendly. I kinda find it Spencer funny. He knows what he's doing, which makes it a lot cooler if he really thought he was something. He'll ride this out, make as much money as possible, invest it and live a good life. Id like that
most "loved and hated"? who loves them?? no one
I want to like Heidi, but as long as she's with that douche, I can't take her seriously.
They are so gross. PEREZ dude its people like you and Levine who aid them in getting in the lime lite. STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THESE DOUCHE BAGS
Does Perez ever talk about Spencer's "gayface"? Because this guy is one of the gayest guys who's supposedly not gay that I've seen in a loooooong time.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM! Seriously, someone explain this to me: if they aren't together on the show shouldn't they not be playing the "lovey dovey" couple outside of the show??
Isn't this another show blunder?
Spencer pratt says the most ridiculously idiotic things Ive ever heard and gets away with it. AND he's a racist.
Seriously, what he said about adopting an African baby was totally racist… the way he was smirking reminded me of the way real racists talk. He needs to go down for that.
SPENCER PRATT IS A RACIST FUCKTARD
That was the most boring article I have read in a long time. I had to keep re-reading it, sooooooo boring.
I will give anyone that lives in LA $5,000 if the next time they see them in public just beat the fuck out of them. Plz? Cuz they both really need a good beat down fo sho
fuck them! I hate the celebrity world… everybody is a fucking celebrity and they think they are so fucking important… fuck these losers fucking posers
seriously perez if you keep blogging about them i will boycott perezhilton.com THEY ARE DISGUSTING! waste of time, your website is amazing and doesn't need to be pulled down with disgusting people like them on it!!!!
Why does anyone give these two a$$ faces any attention…they are fake, plastic and gaaaarrrrrrooooossssss……
They are freakin genius. You have to give them props whether you like them or not.
I HATE THEM SO DAM MUCH. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE IS GIVING THEM THE TIME OR DAY. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY ARE THEY SEMI-FAMOUS?
Okay, I get that Heidi is a fucking whore that pretends to work for a fake/real company…But what the fuck about Spencer? Is he a former pot head who wants to be a rockstar someday? But abandoned that plan because it was too much hard work and now Spencer has delusions that he is an actor (lol) and he gets paid to fuck Heidi.
THE HILLS IS CRAP AND SHOULD BE CANCELLED IMMEDIATELY!!!
HEIDI MONTAG HAS A BIG FUTURE CAREER IN PORN!!!
These are two more 'Mushy Fartones' No one will give a rat's ass about them once their idiotic show is over
They seriously look like brother and sister in this picture…
they are making me sick… get out of the spotlight.. i hate them. i am so sick of hearing about what they do with their lives. no one gives a flying f**k about them.
overexposed, overrated, and just over. next!
What sad cries for attention, I can't stand either of them. If I saw Spencer walking down the street, I'd punch him. And Heidi, you look like a rubber duck with your new ugly lips.
They are being shoved down on our throats!! That is not exactly "smart PR". If they were true entertainers they would care about the quality/content and longevity of their "talents". The only reason they get so many comments is because the PUBLIC wants Tabloid America to find other people to fill the pages, and make these people disappear. The only true people interested in these fools are those that continue to cover their nothingness.
If I never see a photo or hear about either of them It will not be too soon. He is such a douchebag -the way he talks to his sister is sickening. I HAAATTTEE both of them. Now I am gonna go vomit . . .
Ninos cagados por sus madres
why give them the time ………..talentless fake useless
when this two will desapear from the universe? they make me sick…
euj hate them SO much
New Rule — whatever — stop giving me news about Heidi and Spencer. I don't know who Heidi is. I don't know who Spencer is. I don't know what they do or why they're in the news. I just know I want them to die. LMAO
I LOVE SPEDI!
They're turned the joke, which is on both us and them and made it funny.. they're smart! I totally respect that they're exploiting exploitative media. I mean why not, if America if obsessed with trash culture, they might as well ride it. And like you said, they get the joke.
I HOPE THEY GET THEIR OWN SHOW.. and secondly, I've had enough of Lauren. She's boring and looks like she lets out nasty farts
Her face is a like a bad fart covered with perfume
THEYRE SO FUCKING PATHETIC THEY ARE OBSESSED WITH LAUREN
LAUREN THIS, LAUREN THAT.
WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO YOUR LIFE?
NOTHING.
NOTHING AT ALL
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OMG.
WTF do they think they are? Comparing themselves to Brangelina. Yeah like they are serving the planet and are committed to make the world a better place.
TRASH. TRASH. TRRRRRRRRASH!
make them go away!
OK…so I am so tired of seeing the pop culture phenomenon of Heidi and Spencer I could vomit. It's sad actually…I knew they were both bad people from the first time I saw each on The Hills. Who is Heidi? Does anyone really care? And what the heck is up with that picture of Heidi when she supposedly first gets up in the morning in People magazine? Props to People for making fun of that pic. I can picture Heidi and Spencer sitting in their plush apartment reading magazines adorned with both of their equally disturbing images, and laughing maniacally (ala bad slasher movie with terrifically bad acting) at all the havoc they are causing. And the thing is, they love this…because we all know even bad exposure is good exposure. Let's all band together and just stop fueling the "speidi" fire and maybe they will go away.
In England Prat is a word associated with an idiot. They say a name defines a person, in this case, so true!!!!
Heidi get rid of the lego man!
can we please stop reporting on these two? Please concentrate on someone that is actually entertaining…….
both of them are fugly..look at heidi's face bwahahaha!