This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Drugs
Whatever happened to using a nice, home-made apple bong????
The Houston Chronicle is reporting that three men used a corpse head to smoke pot.
For reals!
How is that even possible????
Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.
Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.
According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."
Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.
This brings a whole new meaning to the term "pothead"!
We hope that poor soul whose head was used as a bong comes back to haunt their stupid asses!
What were they smoking out of that skull head? They are getting too high!!!!!I'm glad that they got caught..lock them up somewhere…….get them some help….DAMN………………………………..
Re: alrmw23 – Ummm, I've been there. Beleive me. The vast majority of people who smoke grass are lazy and slags. Take a real good look around you. They are. With few exceptions, they are usually really slow people and very unmovitvated. They are slags and slugs. Going from one blue collar job after the next. Mabye some girls will be able to score a decent paying office job. Never reaching for their true, whole potential. Sound like somebody we know? Hey, sounds like you!!! Pot is nasty and will more than likely make a sluggard out of you.
wtf? thats kida disgusting. they dont even know who the hack it is. so again, wtf?
"We hope that poor soul whose head was used as a bong comes back to haunt their stupid asses! "
It's a horrible article, but Perez, sometimes you are kinda funny…
First!!!
Re: colonel sanders – Go fuck yourself you stupid asshole. Im in med school right now. Been hitting the top grades since high school. Started smoking weed at 13. Id say half the people in med smoke weed. My friend's parents are both accountants and have the biggest mansion ive ever seen. You dont know crap. Youre in your little nice cocoon. Open your eyes moron, its not because it stays in there that it affects you. There are as many or even more lowlifes who dont smoke anything. Fuck off, i hate stupid people like you that think theyre all smart and stuff, but NO youre just stuck up and have a great lack of life experience.
these stupid young assholes make us tejanos look bad. not all texan mexicans are disrespectful assholes. i'm not! and believe me when i say these dumb asses will burn in hell.
Something sounds fishy here. That is way too much effort for stoners. Methed out Satanists…yes. Potheads….no.
Having worked as an autopsy assistant, I can't imagine the stench and general decomp of this corpse, enbalmed or not… those are some sick ass people!
Even the smell of a "fresh" body woudl hang in my nose, cling to my skin…some days I just couldnt seem shake it. But to smoke it…. I'm gonna barf now, and I normally have a pretty strong stomache!
Wouldn't it have been easier to just roll a fatty?
YOooo man, them fuckin kids aint little innocent stoners, them little fucks are some "Night Stalker-Richard Ramirez" in the making little fucks. Lock 'em up!
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perez PLEEEAAASE get us the mugshots!!!
i love in houston, and can honestly say that all the places i've lived in my day, i've never seen such creative drug addicts. there's a homeless guy that walks around with ziploc baggies full of grass (of the yard variety) and flour, and waits for people to get too fucked up at the bar and switches their stuff. true. houston's just full of CRACKSTERPIECES.
Eeeewwww! GROSS!!! That is fucking DISGUSTING!!!
Re: Potrocks – Like I said, if you would read the post more carefully, there are exceptions. So glad your "friends" parents live in a mansion. But the REALITY of the matter is most habitual pot smokers are losers and going nowhere. Put that in your pipe an smoke it. And one thing I dislike about people who love to brag; So you got somebody who has a really expensive home, cars, jewels, etc. A lot of those people are bustin' a nut to pay for that. Show me what you have in cold, hard savings, and then we are talking turkey. Just because you have a big house and great cars, doesn't mean you have a lot of money. Believe me, a lot of those people are paying every dime that comes in for their mortgage and car payments, etc., without two nickels to rub together afterwards. Trust.
damn right where i live too!
Ok, that's just gross!
What a couple o' douches.
I live in houston, in harris county at that, and that story is discusting! I cant believe there are sicko around the corner from me that would do such a thing. I agree with you Perez i hope the spirit of that person haunts them for the rest of their life.
ha ahahaa that is sweet whatever you can make to work for you
Abuse of a corpse? Corpses are lifeless so they can be used for just about anything you can imagine. I would prefer to place a bowl inside the with wind pipe and create a lung. Then use the lower half of the body for sexual release.
Re: colonel sanders – but what do you say about half the med students being stoners ? habitual, very often smokers ? Get your facts straight. More than 50% of the people surrounding you smoke weed occasionally and even more often. If all stoners where like you said, the world would be worst than it already is. You dont know anything about it because youve never experienced shit. Once your high is gone, you are the same as before. Except youre relaxed and even more aware of who you are and whats surrounding you. You have no idea what the hell youre talking about, youre just repeating what statistics say, just repeating what the law wants you to repeat, just repeating the message thats been thoroughly implanted in you. Go live the thing for what it really is. way to go in telling me what society has been trying to lie to me for soooo long.
And why do YOU think they call it dope?????
Oh my gosh gross.. That is pretty desperate!
First off it was an 11 yr old kid that died in 1921, secondly the gravesite wasn't taken care of in years. Lastly, for the people that said they were from houston..then you would know that this was in humble and it was 3 fancypants from kingwood. another reason i am counting the days till we move.
and monica they WERE mexican; not that it effin matters.
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i've heard of going to a head shop but that' taking it a bit too far. they give stoners a bad name. i would poop on their faces if i ever saw them.
#1 - britt says – reply to this
stupid mexicans
you're a f'n dumb!!!! Kevin Jones is more than likely white like your dumbass seriously let's be a little more racist!!! serioulsy ppl like you should go and kill yourself not all mexicans do stuff like this and these potheads are from Kingwood tx rich WHITE kids who are probably on coke and have nothing better to do. FUCK YOURSELF BRITT & I HATE YOU RESPECT PPL AND THEIR ETHNICITY KARMA BITCH!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
those kids go to my high school!
so weird….and absolutely disgusting.
Re: britt – stupid hoe! ignorant piece of shit. you dont know if these people were mexicans… the last name jones isnt mexican at all. retard.
that's the fucking illest !! I hope my skull helps give someone a good time after I am dead, rather than just sitting around and wasting away.
New meaning to "head stoned". Funny and stupid at the same time.
home schooled kids are uneducated-proven by corpse head smoking retards
ahahahahah.funny who would do that
crack up made my day
I can not believe that someone would do that!! That is just sick. How would that even come up ? " We have no bong man what do you want to do ? Oh lets just go the graveyard and use a head man . haha yes see pothead get it " I just don't think that crap is cool at all. If someone took a head off of one of my family members , it would be on like donkey kong.
Re: Potrocks – Oh, I have experienced a lot. Heavey pot smoking, cocaine, very heavey alcohol intake (which by the way, I had to have a liver transplant for after developing cirrhois), I know exactly what I am talking about. Marijuana is bad news. And what grass smoking people love to tell themselves (one of the little lies) is that: Everyone is doing it! No, everyone is not. Maybe in your demograhpic and social circles, but not too many people I know are firing up joints. 50% of people are smoking weed!! That is a very old school mentality. Only complete losers smoke grass. Given. Cold, hard fact. Plus, it is very, very bad for your lungs, mind, and general overall well-being. I was an extreme addict once, mostly to alcohol, but not anymore. And no one will EVER convince me that putting a substance in your body that drasticaly alters your senses, like pot, could possibly be a good thing. But with that said, you seen like a really nice person, as in I. I wish all the happiness and peace in the world.
The corpse was an 11 year old boy buried in 1921. God rest his soul. My question is what sick minds think of smoking pot out of this??? Really, when I see a grave the last thing i think of is "hey this would be a great bong man"!!!
Sick people in even a sicker world.
i feel fucking ashamed to live in houston.
CBS News just did a story on legalizing Marijuana!! Check it out on CBSNEWS.com. Maybe it'll actually happen!
It's a video btw.
Who cares what nationality they are? They are still stupid rednecks! As a pot smoker myself, who the fuck would wanna smoke out of a skull? If your that desperate, go steal some tin foil out of moms kitchen! Papers are about $2. As for the comments that a pot head cant amount to much, bullshit! I have a great job, making good money. So does my husband and we both toke everyday. We have a nice house, two kids and our kids have everything they could ever want. We take them on vacations and we drive nice cars, not merceded or anything cause who needs that. I think if we didnt smoke, we would be iin worse shape because it helps us relax and not quit those jobs after a long hard day. We go out on our balcony and smoke then play with our kids much better then if we werent stoned. Our kids have no clue we do it and they never will. If I didnt smoke I woulda flipped my lid a long time ago and choked some people like the one who has no clue what they are talkin about when it comes to smokers. Yes, there are some loser stoners out there but the rest of us give weed a good name! Legalize it!
OMG. WHAT 'S WRANG T WITH THE WORLD, AND WHY NAW DAYS THE KIDS ARE SO NUSTY? DO THEY ARE PEARENTS SEE THAT?
ANYWAY I WOOD SUDGEST TO THOUS GUYS TO GO AND DEEG OUT THE GRAVES OF PEDIPHILES AND CRASH THEM TO ANYTHINK THEY WANT.
On our TEXAS news, it was also reported that it was the grave (skull) of an 11 yr old boy that died in the 20's. As for the dispute on the offenders the news also showed photos and they were hispanic guy , one white guy.
Re: britt – STUPID WHITE CRACKERS…. IGNORANT BITCH!!!!
ok now u stupid WHITE BITCH!!!it was stupid ass WHITE BOYS fucking CRACKERS!!!
Re: britt – ok now u stupid whit bitch. you damn well it was stupid ass CRACKERS!!!!!!!!!! RACIST CRACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats just WRONG!!!!!
ok i live in houston, tx and when i read this story i was so disgusted. i have never heard of something sooo horrific! this is the reason kids should not be home schooled. there must be more to this story than what meets the eyes. disgusting!
Re: britt – STUPID WHITE CRACKER…. IGNORANT BITCH!!!!
They probably got this great idea from the scene in How High when they smoke Ben Franklin's finger. SO GROSS! I woder if they have finals coming up
Im gonna say it ounce and im not gonna say it again. Stay off the drugs son.
That is just sick.
this is really sad.. i went to high school out there. you think you know a town and then dumbass sick fuckers go and ruin it. these kids need to get some help.
Sorry typo. Should be: I'm not saying its right!
Im just curious…What part of the head was the bowl..
didn't this happen like last year?
dude, haha.
thats some fucked up shit.
who does that kind of shit, anyways?
good stuff, perez.
who says they r mexicans stupid britt? damn ur so ignorant…
The corpse was that of an 11-year old born in 1921. The cementary was abandoned. It was used to bury WWI & WWII black soldiers. And no, it was not just "mexican's" involved. It was two whites and a latino.
Re: i hate me –
I a Mexican too and I "hate" you too! Dumb ass! Have some respect LOSER!
Re: djenkins –
too many dumb people like you on earth. Thank god there are some of us that are smart and going to med school to become something. You`re probably on welfare you stupid fuck.
It wasn't just a mexican. So get your facts straight before you comment. Sad but true but the body was of an 11 yr old that passed away back in the 1920's..
Re: britt – shouln't u be saying stupid white boy.
This is so disturbing on so many levels…..
Re: britt – hey bitch theyre not mexican hoe!
Mexicans or not, they are STUPID!!!!!!!!!! and how rude is this. If I was their family, I would sue, sue, sue!
Re: britt – FUCK U U STUPID ASS WHITE BITCH
Re: britt –
Fuck you, you stupid ignorant don't kno what your talking about low life bitch…your head should've been the one that was made into a bong for being more ignorant then these two guys…watch what the fuck you say cause the internet is worldwide you fucken bitch
britt? What do you mean stupid Mexicans. One of the kids last name was Jones. Does that also make you stupid!
And they didn't have sex with it later?
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A STUPID, UGLY, POVERTY STRICKEN MEXICAN MORON! THOSE WETBACKS ARE ANIMALS IN THE ZOO!!
Re: britt –
only an ignorant bitch would say this.
yeah they're dumb, but does every fucking mexican do this? no, fucktard.
and yo're on a "mexican's" site, and no, i am not mexican.
but yes, your fucking dumb.
Hey "britt' if you didnt notice there is just ONE mexican, the others are american just like u are…learn to read!!!!
U gotta be 2 hi' 2 do som'ing lke this
"Police believe the grave is that of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921. Preliminary reports indicate it was part of a 19th-century veterans cemetery, Chomiak said.
While residents in the area knew of the cemetery's existence, it did not appear to be maintained"
Stupid Mexicans you say? Sickos come in every race ass hole. Let me remind you (Dahmer , Ted Bundy, Mansion) Need I say more , know your facts before you pass judgement loser !
What makes this even worse is that the body was that of an 11 year old boy that died in 1921…that's what they were reporting last night locally. I live in Houston.
I can't imagine a stoner getting his as off the couch . going down to the cemetary and donig all that LABOR to make a bong instead of using one of the empty Mountain Deww cans that surely litter their floor!
oh my fucking god
Re: __dani – hhaah, the "graveyard people" lmao
Re: brit is a dumb hoe – I agree!!! No need to call Mexican's stupid!!! I guess there is no cure for ignorance!!!!
Re: bobbie – lol - well said! they laziness should have prevented any digging or physical labour from occuring… very strange indeed
I agree this act was a BIG mistake!!! But, there is no need to call Mexican's stupid!!!!! I guess there is no cure for ignorance!!!!
Re: TYPICAL WETBACK – What a fucking idiot!!!!
STUPID WHITE PEOPLE
Re: britt –
Your a racist stupid Hoe. Get educated you dumb piece of shit.
ONFG!!!!!! dudeeeeeee……these people live in the same town as me and i go to school with them. My friend knows that guy!!! This is sooo weird but im not suprised…they WOULD do something like that they are not right. i heard they got the idea to do it from a movie. the ppl in the move did it with a finger,not sure how, but they thought it would be a good idea to copy the movie and do it with a skull!! wow
actually it was 2 boys and a girl.
This is just crazy
They need to charge them as adults that just fucking wrong.
this is the most effed up thing i have ever heard.
Re: Francesca Ferrari –
Okay one: mexicans are Americans too you fucking idiot. I hate when ppl equate american-ness with white-ness. And two: how the hell do you know that the Gonzalez kid is even mexican? he could be of any latino background.
These are comments for the other stupid people on here: Perez is NOT Mexican he is Cuban. This is NOT a Mexican site, I think you might mean Latino site. Not all Latinos/Hispanics are Mexicans fucking ignorant people.
it wasn't just a mexican ! a white man as well . and ther race shouldn't be an issue ! these fuck tards are sick mother fuckers . hope that the ghost of that person , scares the fuck out them for the rest of their lives ! stupid ass fuck tards !
Re: britt – YOUR A FUCKEN RACIST BITCH!!!!
that's horrible! i went to school with one of them before he was expelled a while ago. they just give everyone from our school and town a bad rep whenever they do this shit.
Yeah, I just moved to Humble from the town a grew up in because it was being overrun by thugs… I kinda miss the thugs now.
Re: britt – More like stupid AMERICANS…. America is a freak show… don't you guys get that the world only watches so that they can have e really good laugh or did you think they were amazed with the average moronic american? mexcans and cubans and south americans are far superior to you stupid american fuck heads… on that note- enjoy!
Re: colonel sanders – well eat your heart out baby… i am rich, successful and have GREAT FAMILY LIFE and only smoke pot for recreation and have been for ten years… its only losers like you who make such ignorant comments
Re: Monica – First of all, the correct term is "Salvadorean" NOT "El Salvadorean" and second of all, you are just making yourself look even more ignorant than some of these other people by referring Jones as "African American" when you don't even know.
Britt——–> "E=MC DUMB!!!! HE HE HE……racist biatch!!!