This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Drugs
Whatever happened to using a nice, home-made apple bong????
The Houston Chronicle is reporting that three men used a corpse head to smoke pot.
For reals!
How is that even possible????
Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.
Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.
According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."
Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.
This brings a whole new meaning to the term "pothead"!
We hope that poor soul whose head was used as a bong comes back to haunt their stupid asses!
hello bitches and more bitches… Seriously straight guys don't visit this site… Now I like the pothead reference by the self proclaimed "QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA"…. Ahem ahem…. I think I Simon cowell the scary hairy gigantic nipples person is the queen of all media…. Now this pothead story and other stories of body parts being stolen is pretty distubing… Omg I need my tea… I think we shd burn our dead like the Hindus… The expenditure is way less too…. I am the queen of all media
Where was James from Survivor when you need him!
Well Britt 1st of all it wasnt just a mexican because the other guy is named Kevin Jones and they are stupid ass fuck i hope they give them all a big ass punishment
BRITT, I dont think "KEVIN JONES" is mexican…….learn not to be so IGNORANT, stupid girl!
…um no words other then they're dumb b@$t1rd$
"I hate me"….you are the most PATHETIC person I have ever seen. Please do go ahead and do us all a favor and fulfill your dream of killing yourself. The world will be a happier, merrier place.
Re: britt –
don't be racist, whore
Perez I think you're so hott
Re: VAN HALEN ROCKS – you have got to be kidding me!!!what the fuck are you some kind of narsasistic asshole who live's under a rock.It was and eleven year old's head not even that it was a" human head "man you must be just as fucked up as those kid's.Do the world a favor go hang yourself from the nearest tree the world would be better off with one less dick weed………………don't even hurt that little brain that you have by trying to comment back you may hurt yourself………………..
OH YEAH REAL COOL!!!!!!!!!!MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOULD IT BE REAL COOL IF IT WAS YOUER HEAD OH I'M SORRY I MEAN IN THAT VAST EMPTY SPACE BETWEEN YOUR EAR'S TO YOUR ASS.
oooh
assholes like these guys make it embarrassing to live in Humble.. idiots.
ur a flog perez
Re: britt –
They are not both mexican and you should pull your head out of your ass and stop being so ignorant.
WTF….does it get any weirder then that? probably will….but still! wtf!
The skull was not a man's, worst than that… it was that of a young boy…..
These guys are sick mother fuckers. They used the head of an eleven year old boy.
I wouldnt be surprised if they probably did more to the corpse-ewwwww.
And they say weed isnt addicting…yeah obviously they are addicted
to something for those guys to be that desperate to use a actual
DEAD-HUMAN-CORPSE. Nastyyyyy asses. Now thats some HOE-SHIT.
That is degusting! You are right they are true pot heads!
Oh yeahh Perezyy-Poo, I forgot to tell you that I love you(:
Of course only you would have this on your site. Geez your
badass
Re: colonel sanders – You know that if you looked at the studies on weed, they would show that you are right, even if nobody wants
to hear it. Most weed smokers are lazy (didnt say all are, more power to those that aint lazy) & dont do nothing but sit around. But scientifically, you are right. Truth hurts. ):
Re: Frag The Paps – For Perezyy-Poo to be OH-SO-WORTHLESS-PIECE-OF-CRAP, your fucking dumbass is surely some of the first few people to leave comments on his website. And its all so funny to me that you call him "worthless", when he actually has one of the top most visited websites in the U.S. So you fucking dumbass, when you get your own website that can actually beat his let (with CURRENT info & numerous fans) let me know…until then go put something in your mouth & make yourself useful.
TRUTH HURTS fucker. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hoe ass bitch.
Re: britt –
don't generalize all mexicans. only one of the perpetrators was hispanic you stupid whore.
I dont think it was a mans scull i actually herd it was a childs. That was what was on the news.
Definitely not proud to say im from the kingwood area
Whoever homeschooled them needs to be jailed, toO!
How the fuck could this even happen!
They are so gonna get haunt, nightmares, and will lead very very tragic lives..
OMFG.
Seriously, what would give you the idea or the motivation to do something this weird? These kids need to be locked up forever.
FUCKKK youuuuuu!! I PREFER BEING A MEXICAN THAN BEING SOME STUPID AMERICAN YOU ASSHOLE
OMG WHAT FREAKS>!!!!! THAT SHIT AINT RIGHT
wtf? dumb ass bitch "STUPID MEXICANS" wtf?? you act like white, black, asian, etc arent idiots too. If i knew who you were I would kick your ass. Re: britt –
hahahahaha smart kids.
There should be an "Only in Texas" section. First the 13-year old boy stealing his daddy's plastic to play Xbox with hookers and now this.
Why do you think the smart ones leave Texas?
that's nasty.
Re: stupidity – Re: britt – Re: britt – U ARE 1 STUPID B.I.T.C.H KEVIN JONES IS NOT A MEXICAN NAME DUMB ASS!!!!
that's fucking vile.
Too bad they didn't come down with some deadly infectous virus that would rot their gentalia off, and eat their internal organs from the inside out.
Re: britt –
yahh yer ridiculous.
wat the fuk is wrong with people thez days fukn freaks!
This is seriously the most disgusting that i have ever heard/read in my life. I dont understand how people can do that. It is soo disrespectful and unhumaine, what is happening to this world.
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#238 - Cynth The Poet says – reply to this
KINGWOOD, TX IS WHERE THIS HAPPENED AND MOST OF THESE PPL ARE PROBABLY MAKING MORE MONEY THAN YOU EVER WILL! THESE KIDS ARE JUST MESSED UP IN THE HEAD THIS COULD HAPPEN ANYWHERE THERE ARE F'D UP PPL ALL AROUND THIS WORLD NOT JUST IN TX.
Re: colonel sanders – How do u sound saying "but most pot smokers are under-achieving losers and slags who don't have a whole heck-of-a lot to show for themselves" ur obviouly not to smart cuz MOST ppl with money smoke pot at one point in their lives, all those actors, singers, politicans ects… smoke pot u fucking genius & if they dont they do things that are way worst then smoking pot. Pill-poppers,cocoine, meth ect…
Its funny how ppl try to sound smart when there posting comments, but in the end they sound like dumb assholes.
Re: Frag The Paps – shut up, fucker.
thougth you might enjoy this
Britt, what do you mean with stupid mexicans? The article does not mention they were at any point!
This cleary shows your lack of IQ; Their nationality means nothing compared to the fact that they used a human head to smoke pot!
Retard! Stupid! Racist! Beeeeeeeotch!
ps.
Hey, is your last name Spears by any chance?
Re: britt –
stupid yes, but only one is mexican, the other??? trailer trash maybe???
Re: britt – stupid mexicans b.i.t.c.h plz there a freakin craker there 2 so shut ur piehole!!!!!