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Shiteous!

Filed under: Film Flickers

Click here to watch the first 8 minutes of the new Speed Racer film.

If you're not a six-year-old boy, then this film is NOT for you!

309 comments to “Shiteous!”

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  1. Kristi says – reply to this


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    I don't think it looks that bad & I'm a 17 year old girl. I'd like to see it either way, I was a big fan of the cartoon when I was little. That and Sailor Moon.

  2. kristin says – reply to this


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    thought it was going to be horrible…really liked it. it was completely different than any other movie out there. pretty good.

  3. nora says – reply to this


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    This movie was AMAZING.

  4. toony says – reply to this


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    What? No seatbelts? Actually I didn't think that it was so bad, (art direction) but only for kids, fer sure………

  5. cargo says – reply to this


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    sadly, . . a lot of you guys don't seem to know the history behind this film. It's based on a SUPER popular kid's anime back in the times, . . my dad's watch it, my uncles have seen it, . .it's classic. And yes, . . it is for kids, . . but something like this being turned into a movie is just as exciting from some people out there than dark knight (which i'm goign to catch for sure) . . .
    I haven't seen the movie yet and i'm not sure if i'm going to want to or if i even have time, . . . . but i just want to defend it for it's history.

  6. retards says – reply to this


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    this was pretty great. unlike anything i'd ever seen, outside the realm of fine art.

  7. Really!?!?!? says – reply to this


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    That was a waste of my time… it sucks… lets go see WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS!!!!!!!!!

    WOOHOO!!!!

  8. joolz says – reply to this


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    it looks good

  9. jenn says – reply to this


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    looks kinda cool!

  10. poor thing! says – reply to this


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    SO NOW WHAT? YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE OR BREAK MOVIES ON THIER OPENING WEEKEND?

    WHY DONT YOU DESIGN LINDSAYS LEGGINGS LINE INSTEAD

  11. Perez, u wish u were in a REAL movie says – reply to this


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    Everyones a fuckin critic!!!

  12. Shura says – reply to this


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    THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING AWESOME!

  13. Not Bad...Really. says – reply to this


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    Perez, 6 year old boys are smarter than you.

  14. OH WOW! says – reply to this


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    That movie looked LAME! But that guy playing Rex is fuckin GORGEOUS!

  15. C says – reply to this


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    All kid movies are crap, there's nothing wrong with this movie. They'll probably ended up making a second anyway…

  16. Hank Schmankenlicker says – reply to this


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    Car racing is never boring even if there were only 400 colors.

  17. jon says – reply to this


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    this movie is a visual triumph, stop fucking trashing it.

    the W. brothers did the best they could, and its fucking brilliant.

    id like to see perez try something better - itd prob just be a gay orgy mess.

  18. Brian says – reply to this


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    Yeah,
    It's like Batman Returns all over again……

    Sad. I was so looking forward to this movie….

    Perhaps in 15-16 years, they will actually get it right when they remake it

  19. Gene Pool Lesbian Fear NOT says – reply to this


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    come on that's GREAT ! love the effects…its very Disney…and not for adults but the under 14 set will luv it. Its playing in IMAX also, might go see it in IMAX for the vomit effect.

    this will do well in rentals and worldwide it will make a killing. Hollywood is all about the OPENING day only…this has long term sustainability. Thanks for the seven minutes….its better than i thought.

  20. cheezelcat says – reply to this


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    VISUAL MASTERPIECE,
    can't wait till it come's out in Australia,
    I LOVE SPEED RACER ,mum & daughter going to see this, emile's not too hard to look at either

  21. Lydia says – reply to this


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    Okay,Even for a kids movie,that shit is junk.

  22. marvin ray burt says – reply to this


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    duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudde! I AM 43 AND HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MOVIE FOREVER! IT FUCKING ROCKS! IT IS EVERYTHING I HOPED FOR! YOU ARE WRONG!

  23. MARVIN RAY BURT says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOU ARE WRONG! I AM 43 AND HAVE WAITED YEARS FOR THIS MOVIE! IT IS AWESOME! THE ACTING IS STILTED BUT THE FEELING, THE SPIRIT OF SPEED RACER IS RIGHT THERE IN DIGITAL COLOR! THIS MOVIE IS GONNA ROCK! I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE IT! THANKS FOR THE PREVIEW!

  24. Rex says – reply to this


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    I was robbed. the 8 minute preview was only 7 minutes and 43 seconds long. I want my money back !!!

  25. abby says – reply to this


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    Is it just me or the movie look really good and eye candy looking? I would go see it on I max. i bet this shit would look good. All you HATERS are only agreeing with one another b/c you want to feel 'ACCEPTED" ya dumb fuck..be yourself. This move looks good to me.

    Go watch naked Britney Spears music video on defSpot com instead if you are not into this

  26. mattthew fox says – reply to this


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    this is not that bad, i actually enjoyed it some what

  27. nichole says – reply to this


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    I hate to say it, but that actually was pretty good.

  28. Bruno says – reply to this


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    It looks so cute! I think I'll take my little sister to see it!

  29. iJosh says – reply to this


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    this looks SO GOOD !

    the effects are amazing.

  30. Ike524 says – reply to this


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    My 9 y.o. doesn't know Speed Racer. It isn't on much these days. Looks like 'Iron Man' again!

  31. Jess says – reply to this


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    thanks for the clip you convinced me to take my brother he loves racing and i think he will really enjoy it after all it is a childrens movie

  32. Laughingatthesheeples says – reply to this


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    LOL to the sheeples who watch 8 minutes and say they don't like it because Perez says he doesn't. Do you ever form your own opinion or just follow others? Peer pressure is a terrible thing.

    We actually saw the movie yesterday and formed our own opinions. My family of 5 loved the movie. I was worried because it is so long, but the kids enjoyed it and even want to see it again.

    Glad to say my kids, husband and myself are not sheeples.

  33. 9 inches of pain says – reply to this


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    If I was a kid, I'd freaking love this movie. It looks awesome

  34. thirteen-year-old girl says – reply to this


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    I like it. :O

    …RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. Sharon says – reply to this


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    Perez is just jealous cause he doens't have Christina Ricci's figure.. that's why he hates this movie so much.

  36. Dizz says – reply to this


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    C'mon Perez, this doesn't look that bad, it camp, over the top, mindless entertainment! Why have you stopped with the gossip and become such a sceptic these days?

  37. woopoopoo says – reply to this


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    im sure i would enjoy this on shrooms!

  38. 4minutes says – reply to this


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    if you were high on drugs! omg this film would pwn

  39. muchacho says – reply to this


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    Susan Sarandon still looks damn sexy. The fact that she's dressed up like June Cleaver makes it even better.

  40. krystal says – reply to this


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    i see nothing wrong with this movie.

  41. marina says – reply to this


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    Holy shit!

    That's looks like a bad version of Mickey's Mouse House.
    It almost reduced me to tears of disgust.
    IT'S THE WORST MOVIE SINCE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

  42. me says – reply to this


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    i watched it and i LOVED it

  43. msliberry says – reply to this


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    Yet again–Hollywood didn't bother to hire a good WRITER. Instead they put millions into the special effects and the story is squat. Bottom line–you have to have a descent story to have a good movie.

  44. kelly says – reply to this


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    hey perez is ironman's camp paying you to write crappy things so no one will go see speed racer, what a pathetic attempt you are no movie critic.

  45. montreal guy says – reply to this


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    looks pretty cool to me..
    wish it has been done in 3D

  46. mimzy says – reply to this


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    Actually, I think it looks good!

  47. Barbara says – reply to this


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    I would rent the dvd, or watch it on HBO. The visuals are cool. It doesn't look bad at all for a children's movie.

  48. kayleigh says – reply to this


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    i love speed racer!! my dad had the vhs tapes, and whenever it was on cartoon network i was there watching it. the movie looks amazing, it does it justice.

  49. chalz says – reply to this


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    Re: tcn – who's the fucking nerd that went to the 12am screening…. i watched this shit for free

  50. danielle says – reply to this


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    eh…not for me. it wasn't so bad until the racing started. at least the one guy is cute.

  51. montana says – reply to this


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    It IS for kids and comic fans alike. Idiots.

  52. whatseveryonesproblem? says – reply to this


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    i am a 16 yr old girl and i saw this movie last night with my 20 yr old brother, and his friend. all of us thought the movie was really good. maybe because when we were younger we actually watched the show. the effects were really good and i really liked the movie i actually wouldn't mind seeing it again.

  53. Sabinia says – reply to this


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    Insoportable. Los colores me enferman. jajaja.La odioooo.
    Aguante Pushing Daisies.

  54. melanie says – reply to this


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    I think you can appreciate it more if you have kids and a racing family. I thought it looked cute, but probably not the best story line.

  55. shelbs says – reply to this


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    i'll probably just rent it because EMILE HIRSCH IS HOT!!

  56. kalia says – reply to this


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    Whats so bad? Obviously, you don't remember the cartoon show. It was campy. It was very fakish. I was laughing hard at the first car crash and all the fake yelling. That is exactly how I remember the cartoon!! How else were they supposed to film this?? Its about cars. Its about a silly cartoon. That is Speed Racer. And besides its NOT supposed to be about anything too deep. Don't you recall any of the shows? They were so unrealistic. If they made the movie too real, it wouldn't be Speed Racer!! I think it looks fun and it did bring back memories. I'm going to see it this week for sure now!!

  57. Jpez says – reply to this


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    :: pokes eyes out and swallows glass::
    PEREZ!!!!
    I want my 7 minutes back!!

  58. aawww, shut up perez! says – reply to this


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    i saw this last night and it was soooooooooooo good. i admit i went mostly becuase of emile hirsch, but thats beside the point. the story line was really cute, it was bright, fluffy and fun. i love love loved it. the colours were amazing and not seizure inducing at all. people who think it is, are just stupid beucase it really isnt. i have no idea why the heck perez is bashing this movie so much. he has absoulutly no right to.

  59. sam z says – reply to this


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    sweet jesus that little boy is a sucky actor and those back grounds look like there on PCP or something!!

  60. snel says – reply to this


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    Saw it - it was awesome!!

  61. SJ says – reply to this


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    Perez why don't you stick to gossip? YOU ARE NOT A MOVIE CRITIC>>

    THIS IS A FUN FAMILY MOVIE! Duh! IT'S FOR KIDS, JACKASS

  62. ... says – reply to this


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    I can't stop laughing. lmao.
    Wow.

  63. barbie says – reply to this


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    boooring! i couldnt even watch the first 3 minutes

  64. CORN says – reply to this


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    #12 - jo says – reply to this

    I have a four year old boy…I am sure I will be forced to see this movie with him…..

    You must be kidding. This movie is way too long for a four year old and why does a child force you to do things? Must not be an adult person in your family. Sucks to be you.

    Besides, this movie had so much potential..the casting was perfect and the nostalgia value would bring in lots of people. Too bad the producers sucked it out.

  65. cafeaulaitmermaid says – reply to this


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    Horton hears a Who got great reviews but it was an experience in torture for me. Watching Speed Racer with my kid was a far better experience at least I stayed awake.

  66. amazing!!! says – reply to this


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    that was an AMAZING movie, and it had a deep message! he was doing something people dont usually consider art, but when he was behind the wheel it was his passion, the thing that gave him life, and THAT is ART! Get the bright colors and shit… geez it was a main theme! Sorry folks I'll go back to oprah haha! Go see it in IMAX! Here he comes here comes speed racer, he's a demon on wheels!! (side note i really hated that cartoon, but that movie blew me away)

  67. adri says – reply to this


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    those were really painfull 8 minutes

  68. p says – reply to this


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    umm ok, someone idea of pop art very lame, cant wait for heath ledger in the dark knight woohoo!!

  69. jEREMY says – reply to this


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    god, its like lazy town, but worse.

  70. Ingman Tepple says – reply to this


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    WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. IF YOU LIKE THIS, YOU ARE A

    FUCKING

    LOSER

  71. lee says – reply to this


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    I don't really get it.

  72. WHAT THE FLYING FUCK says – reply to this


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    gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

  73. Lohanfan says – reply to this


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    I think the movie didn't look all that bad. Lay off it a little - anyone that enjoys action/fantasy would like it.

  74. fred says – reply to this


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    You know it's easy to dismiss it without having seen it. I admit the trailers for it sucked but I went to go see it and — you know, I actually liked it. It was probably about 20 minutes too long, but I thought it'd be this piece of trash from the trailers and what everyone else was saying and both me and my date liked it. It's not that bad.

  75. Abby says – reply to this


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    id only see it on a shit load of drugs

  76. Bibi says – reply to this


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    Only those who are rolling will enjoy this piece of sh*t movie. They turned a great show into this horrible movie.

  77. A. says – reply to this


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    This movie is AWESOME. I'm a 36 year old mother and I LOVED it!! The first 8 min. were by far my least favorite but once you get into it… yahoo!

  78. erika says – reply to this


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    what are you talking about?
    i would see this movie on drugs in a second.
    it would be amazing.
    sober not so much.

  79. francheska says – reply to this


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    sucks balls its not worth bying on boot leg thats sad if no ones wants to watch even on boot leg

  80. Mao says – reply to this


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    what crap! I would waste my money on such a fucking awful film. the kid's a spolit little shit. No wonder why the education system is stuffed because of kids like him - doesn't do his tests because he is too interested in himself and cars. This kid is also a clear case of ADD / ADHD if I ever saw one.

  81. Amberxox says – reply to this


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    its ok i have seen worse but i have seen better my little brothers and little cuzins will wanna see this movie and if i was 8 i would love it so its not the bad

  82. Chloe says – reply to this


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    pfff it's not that bad. I think my cousin would love this.

  83. reg says – reply to this


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    i think its pretty rude to put off people from going to speed racer just because you think it sucks! Give it a chance! It is an amazing visual effects movie and the most unique you will see this summer. Its unfortunate it will flop because people believe the reviewers!

  84. AB says – reply to this


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    UMMM.. what were they thinking?

  85. Oogabooga says – reply to this


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    The best special effect i saw was them keeping Susan Sarandon's tits from resting on her knees.

  86. Anna says – reply to this


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    Just for the record,
    the movie was good.
    In the beginning, I was like wtf.
    But towards the middle and the end.
    It really was good.

  87. april says – reply to this


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    Well..I'm not a 6 yr old lil boy, but I did like it..lol..Very cool.

  88. Kitty says – reply to this


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    I think you guys are judging this movie too harshly. I would see it, if only they had done a better job at advertising it maybe they would capture the attention of more ppl.

  89. Wezsez says – reply to this


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    I'm already incredibly annoyed

  90. TIFFANY says – reply to this


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    I LIKED IT ! THE LIL PART THAT I SAW I WANT TO SEE MORE

  91. Ricky says – reply to this


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    This Movie Rocks, I Looks AWESoMe.

  92. june says – reply to this


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    that scene with him and his brother was kind of homoerotic, right?

  93. crystal says – reply to this


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    im sure its been said before but im sure this movie would seem amazing on acid. other than that, no thanks!

  94. Oldguy says – reply to this


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    well i just turned forty and watching this clip reminded me a lot of watching the cartoon when i was a kid,except the graphics are way better now.

  95. Michelle says – reply to this


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    Whether's it geared to an 8 year old boy or not, this movie looks like trash. What's up with all the re-makes, no one has creativity anymore?

  96. kaite says – reply to this


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    2:44

    orgasm face.

  97. jac says – reply to this


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    if i still wore dinosaur pjs to bed this might hold my attention

  98. Naku says – reply to this


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    Ruined the sanctity of the speed racer i loved when i was little. Thanks Hollywood for turning the awesomeness of speed racer into a piece of crap that you can only enjoy if your 3 years old or high on no less than 3 hallucinogenic drugs

  99. mirkir says – reply to this


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    This movie looks like what I scraped off the bottom of my shoe when I stepped in a pile of my dog's shit. What a waste of money and time…..

  100. Arielle says – reply to this


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    that looks pretty good.

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