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  1. hunnie bunnie says – reply to this


    101

    err i wunt dare!! how dirrty!!!

  2. dismaldee says – reply to this


    102

    Isn't that what they did in Soylent Green?……..

    Before they used the dissolves material in the Soylent Green…….

    I might be wrong, but it's gross… But, economical and would save up space… Screw cemetaries, I want a new apartment complex there damn it!

  3. Bubba Bob says – reply to this


    103

    Yup that Alkaline Hydrolysis is great, That's how I got rid of my last wife. I just used my ex-mother-in-law's large pressure cooker, then flushed all my headaches down the toilet. As an added bonus, the Alkaline Hydrolysis process degrades the DNA, so no evidence, YIPPIE-KI-YAY MF.

  4. JET says – reply to this


    104

    Re: dismaldee – I think you have something there. Have you seen on the evening news where in Darfur-Sudan-Africa they are eating dirt mixed with cooking oil and then baked?
    .
    Why can't we send them our dead relatives as Soylent Green. It must taste better than dirt, and it's good for you too.

  5. muse says – reply to this


    105

    did you know that you can have your dead relatives turned into diamonds? yeah, technically, almost any carbon based compound can be changed into diamond! here's to a new birthstone– grandma!

  6. Melodie says – reply to this


    106

    Well then, why not, maybe to people you hate, but i think if you love someone, do something meaningful.

  7. suz says – reply to this


    107

    wtf.
    i'm not comforted by idea of having my family member dissolved and flushed away.
    sick.

    the government made this so that they could kill people&dispose of their bodies easily huh. No trace. sneaky…

  8. Nicole says – reply to this


    108

    Everyoe is saying this isso gross, but I would totally have this done. It's no weirder than being burned or left to rot in the dirt. I don't see the big controversy…and if it's more environmental I say go for it. Not like you would care, you'd be dead.

  9. JET says – reply to this


    109

    The news tonight said the cyclone death toll in Burma has now exceeded 200K and another 200K are expected to die of disease in the next 10 days.
    .
    Don't let all that ripe protein go to waste. Alkaline hydrolysis the bodies, convert the sludge into Soylent Green and feed all the starving children in Africa.

  10. mikaela says – reply to this


    110

    would you drink a dead John for $100 ?
    Goodness im SICK

  11. Rae says – reply to this


    111

    Where do you think all of the fluids go from bodies when they are embalmed?

  12. kristen says – reply to this


    112

    sick! it's a person's choice what they want to do with their body once they move on. my concern is… this is actually safe for our water supply?

  13. Rebekah says – reply to this


    113

    Oh pulleeaazzee!!! This is old news. People used to use limestone.

  14. Charlotte says – reply to this


    114

    It is actually a really cool and environmentally friendly alternative to the earth destroying traditional dispositions. It is a basic (not acid you retards) solution that dissolves off and preserves more "ash" than traditional cremation. There are a few in the country, but expect to see more!!!

  15. mmmm1 says – reply to this


    115

    who cares? you're just a slab of rotting meat when you're dead- we get too obsessed with funerals and silly rituals; plus being embalmed and buried poisons the ground

  16. Funeral Service Employee says – reply to this


    116

    Re: kristen

    Do you not know that when bodies are embalmed it goes straight down the drain? And when a body is aspirated, all of the organs located in the abdomen are punctured and all of that is also flushed down the drain. EDUCATE YOURSELVES.

  17. petite princess says – reply to this


    117

    yeah, uh…. slighlty disturbed… ok- totally disturbed!!! :(

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