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"A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts."
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[Image via Vanity Fair.]
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
What does Miley Cyrus have to do with this?
I'M SO FUCKING PISSED OFF… BULL CRAP!!!
WHERE ARE MY LEGS DAMN.
.. he wants to be a politician!
He's on the right track
P.S.,to SOMEONE, #89, the word "steal", i.e., to take something belonging to someone esle is NOT spelled "still".
Re: andrea – else is not spelled esle dear!!!
ok, is it just me or is miley to close for comfort with her dad??
yeah right, his Daddy 'The Lawyer' did not prep his son, or the escorts on their uhhhhh….. naive responses.
Sure.
I like Miley Cyrus, but I do agree that this is an odd picture, not soo much the father, but the fact that Miley is trying to look sexy while laying across her father- is a bit unusual for such a young girl, (where most girls and fathers would be uncomfortable in that pose is all.)
hahah he wants to be a politician! he'll be the next elliot spitzer!
WTF does Miley and her dad have to do with this????
You guys like this kid?
What he did was epic but he doesn't have a fucking head. Kids like this should ne sent to jail.
Kinda reminds me of the kids that dug up a corpse and used it to smoke crack. Or the kid that forced a 2 year old to smoke crack.
FUCKED UP BOYS AND GIRLS NOWADAYS.
At least it wasn't "Perez Hilton poses nude,saggy man tits crush photographer's assistant."
Too funny
That is so funny. Serves his dad right for being to busy to get his son a bday present.
aw dude! That boy iz my hero! Only I would have fucked the bitches instead! =oP
west texas is the worst place on earth
wat a pimp!!!
thats soo cool
rather play halo with some chicks then get laid
that guy should deserve to get off with every girl (playing halo of cours) and he should always win
he deserves that at least
and some freee kiddy bags
This for some reason reminds me of the movie Milk Money…
Perez i love u but why try to bad mouth miley? its just not going to happen. she's just not going to end up like lindsay etc. leave her alone, she's cute and she could have a great career ahead of her. she's not very good gossip because she's to talented/nice…just keep picking on heidi and spencer…they like it
OMG!! LOL!! That is crazy?? What is wrong with this country? At least he is STD free!!
That pic is scary..I pose like that with my man..eww with my dad never.Billy go away your daughter is fine..u will ruin here like Jessica Simpsons father did!
"They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."
LOL!!!!!!
that is crazy…lol
bahahah.
the best part is the last line
bahahahahahha.
wow this is just a little weird…
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what the hell has this gotta do with miley cyrus?!
"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."
He`s perfect!
Re: ethel – cos shes from texas
Lol!
You're in violation of the americans with disabilities act if you refuse me sexual services! That's so rich! Ya, his dad's a lawyer alright. I'm surprised he didn't throw in some 5th amendment pursuit of happiness jargon while he was at it
Cops. Lying. Hookers. Wild spending sprees. Politics sounds about right.
LOL
That story was epic. I was expecting he got laid,but, that just takes the cake. XD
this is the article - boy - hookers
Re: kirk – you have to love the show\
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Seriously funny and seriously disturbing by all accounts.
Re: This is Wrong!!!! – behind bars?? calm the frucky fruck dowwwn. at least they pretend to be the most "wholesome" family in hollywood. it's most than anyone else does.
I call bull s-h-i-t on this story. Totally made up. The Onion could do better.
Re: STAYOUTTABUMS –
Um, he's obviously reposting it, like he does with every other news article he posts. Duhhh. Why the hell else would he post the link to the original article? He wouldn't credit the original source if he was trying to "steal" the story, dumbfuck. Learn how journalism works, please.
Haha rather play xbox than at least receive what his "dad" payed for?? Wtf?? Haven't hit that stage in pueberty I'm assuming!
hahahaha that shit is sooooo funny what a geezer!
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Hey, can't find any other references to this article, even if it's on a site that sounds reputable "money.co.uk"? (Shouldn't it be "euro.co.uk" or "blood pudding.co.uk"?)
Probably fake article.
Wow, entertaining!
I love the last line:
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
oh my days possibly one of the funniest things ive read today, thatchild excuse for being part of a circus…genius!
LOL@That last line.
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Hahahahahahaha, this kid is so cool man!!! jajajaja he deserves a h5. I wish I were that smart when I was a teen. So cool hahahhahaha
"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."
Lmao
There you go again with your Miley shit. Using her picture for an article that has nothing to do with her or Billy Ray at all.
Lol.. how pathetic.
Re: rob –
Exactly
The father's rich so why would he make charges against his own son so dumb, next time don't forget his 14 birthday.
SMART ass kids, sorry, but wow, lol pretty dang smart to have even of gotten that far
that must be one styling kid pimp!
ahahah I love the way you put miley's picture for an escort:)
Despite finding that picture of miley and her dad disturbing, i find both of them look good together if they are not father and daughter…ughhhh i even feel disgusted saying that.
damn. atleast they werent cheap. id go all out too.
but seriously, kids have to learn that they ARE NOT ADULTS. fuck.
omg! that's hilarious! I'm originally from Texas so that makes it funnier!
What the hell!!
I think its the most random thing ever!!
But we all love you Perez Hilton! The greates man ever lived! *except from Hugh Heffner & Prince Harry (:*
i love that last line! hahaha
What does this all have to do with Miley Cyrus???
Wow. I want to be in that threesome with Miley and her Dad…forget the little boy who ordered the hookers.
Okay, interesting article. However, what does a picture of Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have to do with the content? Absolutely nothing. Perez, you are completely without taste or tact.
oh my God.. i just noticed! is the nipple area of that undergarmet see through? please tell me i am mistaken.!
ROFL
oh, wow.
thats all that can really be said about that.
Hehe, the last line's the best punchline in ages.
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Moron.
is a fucking weirdo!
How funny is it that his father is a lawyer and he wants to be a politician? Crooked politician/lying lawyer, same difference.
Reminds me of me as kid. Keep up the good work, son.
i dont understand!!! CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BE CLEAR AND STATE WHY MILEY CYRUS'S PICTURE W. HER DAD IS ON THIS ARTICLE???!!?!?!?!?!? PLEASE ANSWER
xD Wat A Playa! LOL
Re: Chase – Ur So Stupid Its A Real Headline Wtf Is Ur Problem U Ass
Ella es una niña aun, no sabe lo que quiere es una niña berrinchuda piensa que todo el mundo esta a sus pies, solo basta mirar su actuacion en su programa de HANNA MONTANA para darse cuenta que es una persona pedante
Es una niña por dios! no le hagan tanto escandalo que eso es lo que le encanta
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hahah i see a future eliot spizer!
pimp
that picture of miley and billy ray is disturbing. does no one notice that she's his DAUGHTER? they look like they're getting frickin married or something. and shes really pale. i would never let my gaughter dress like that. billy ray must be missing something…
omg hahaha! i laughed so much after you put this photo up
total RESPECT to the lil lad. He's got balls lol. An serves his dad right for takin no notice of his bday!
"BILLY'S DOING MILEY"
"BILLY'S DOING MILEY"
"BILLY'S DOING MILEY"
"BILLY'S DOING MILEY"
lucky bastard
Re: CoClo –
HEY GET BACK IN THE CLOSET {STAT}
that miley cirus doesn't look right
damn a 13 year old going 2 get layed ok P-I-M-P.
Re: Disturbing Picture –
I find this picture VERY disturbing…much more than the one with her in the sheet.
His Dad is a total asshole. He forgot to buy his kid a birthday present. Since his Dad was a lawyer did he file charges against him as well. He obviously did it for attention.
that is the best story ive ever heard. what absolute legends of kids.
Haha, this is way too funny. Gas!
This is a fake article. A journalist would never use the word 'hookers'. There is no cited journal source, nor any author. And the part about delivering Dr. Pepper, Oreos, and Fritos seems all too cliche. The same goes for the line about scoring big at the world of warcraft competition. There are also no quotation marks either. Come on people… honestly now.
Oh my goodness people. This is a fake article! It's like a penthouse article for school children. Also, notice it has no news source. And the part about the dad taking him to Disneyland, it's so fake. Jeez.
haha. That will be some politician!
Um, it isn't real guys. The only times this article shows up is on a bunch of other blog-esque websites. No legitimate news organizations have done any coverage on the article. Perez's people need to do a bit of fact checking.
THATS SO AWESOME ! Hired a hooker to play xbox with lmao but he prob did diddle her box and she just doesnt wanna say anything cuz hes a minor
I'm sorry I can't get over how disturbing that picture is. He is holding his daughter like a man would hold his wife. Weird.
who wrote this article?? the english is crap. "had forgot"???
They should make a movie about this. Oh man, this kid has so much sass.
1. Billy Ray is wearing a halter top.
2. Billy Ray is wearing a bra.
3. This story (while it is funny) is completely fake.
I like how how he wanted to celebrate world of warcraft!! LOL
THIS IS FREAK'N HILARIOUS!
People of restricted growth working with a traveling circus??
WTH??
Why the picture of Miley? I don't get it perez …?
and they ordered hookers and having no sex, but just play ..
hahah that's kinda funny:D
the dad must be pissed