Mr. & Mrs. Hager
Filed under: Politik
George Bush's daughter, Jenna, finally settled down!
The former hard-pAArtier married boyfriend Henry Hager in Texas on Saturday.
She probably drank so much she barfed all over her pretty (ugly) Oscar de La Renta gown bfeore the night was over!
Posted: May 11, 2008 at 3:45 pm




not everyone agrees with ur "assesments" of people….why didnt u report new york magazine making gun of ur so called fashion line….they called u a D list celebrity. and said who would want to wear a gossip bloggers clothes? lol!!! oh we're going to see some of ur sheep wearing ur shit but the rest of us are gonna just sit back and laugh at ur demise. as for the puke comment it shows ur lack of class to suggest a wedding is gossip fodder. and u look like an inbred of two people with fetal alchohol syndrome!!! i hope u get pissed and literally fuck ur father next time he shows up rond the house for some money from ur mother's prostitution…oh i forgot she probably is actually a housekeeper….outside of this blog u are thought of as a low class scumbag..don't forget that!!! and believe me that is where our assesment of You counts.
you are such an asshole. leave her alone she looked GORGEOUS and her dress is beautiful. i know you see yourself every day so why are you hating on beautiful people? because you have no self esteem and claim this is your job when in reality, you are a complete hater and do not stand by anything thats true. you EXPLOIT people and are RUDE. its called karma perez and it WILL come back around.
The groom is extremely ugly and has the gayface going on. A rare combination indeed! As always, she looks like Jennifer Jason Leigh as the psycho bitch in SINGLE WHITE FEMALE. In a word–YYYIIIICCCCCCKKKKK!
she looks great. the dress is beautiful and simple looking…very low key is what she wanted…nothing so flashy at the white house…kudos
Oh and by the way, Perez/Mario, your clothes make you look like a clown on crack.
Not nice Perez. Jenna Bush is a very nice young woman who is doing a lot to make a difference in the world. You on the other hand sit around making fun of everyone and for some reason believe that you have become an actual celebrity. Evil words don't make you clever or important, they make you mean and obnoxious. I feel sorry for people like you.
Re: HCK – i was with u until u said it was beneith perez to make these comments about the bush girl. u are so wrong. it is not beneith this pig to throw his own mother under the bridge. u must be new to this site. perez is the definition of shit.
Congrats.
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FUCK JENNA AND HER FATHER
BECAUSE OF HER FATHER THE U.S IS SCREWED
Fuck Her and What the fuck did she marry the ugliest man in america for? Fuck Her Dad and Maom as well.
He's cute! I jus hope isss father-n-law caann keep hhhiiis hhands offa himm!!!
I THINK MOST OF US GOT THE CONSENSUS RIGHT, THE DRESS IS BEAUTIFUL, DAD'S A DOUCHE!
Her dress is beautiful!
She looks beautiful! don't be so critical perez…
This is why you are politically stupid and ignorant. If this was Chelsea Clinton, you would say nice things. You are ignorant, stupid, fat, and make the latin community sad.
Okay, sorry if this ends up double posted but my last comment is not showing up…..Perez/Mario's clothing makes him look like a clown on crack. If you're going to insult people's clothing, Perez, you'd better have a good fashion sense of your own.
that's a beautiful pic and she looks simple and lovely in it. good for them.
Her dress is gorgeous and so is she. Bashing her on her wedding day is not only rude, but also pathetic. Grow up, and look in the mirror.
But honestly, the dress is actually nice, too nice for her. And honestly, her husband looks like her brother (or cousin). Lmao. Why didn't she do her hair? Guess the gown cost so much there was no money left.
I have a feeling that if she was not a Bush you wouldn't hate so much. Put the politics aside..she looks really pretty! You only wish you could look as good as she does.
Re: Val – NO MONEY LEFT! THE BUSH FAMILY HAS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS!
Jenna looks beautiful. Congratulations Bush and Hager families!
leave your politica agendas to yourself. It just makes you look uneducated
I think that it is terribly inconsiderate to say anything bad about someone on their wedding day. And the fact that you are only saying it because of your political views is pathetic. People like you, left or right winged, are what makes politics disgraceful. I used to enjoy this website because you made fun of all the celebrities and it was usually people who deserved it. She didn't chose to be the presidents daughter. Let her be a girl who wants to feel beautiful on her wedding day. I just don't understand why things that are supposed to be entertaining always have to try and be political. Stick to what you're good at and stop trying to make a statement by picking on someone who has no control over who she is.
Jenna is an amazing inspiration and mentor to young women everywhere. Her accomplishments are outstanding. Writing a moving biography, teaching 3rd grade in a challenging classroom and her work in UNICEF are just a few mentionables. How many of the losers on this site can brag that? And speaking of bragging-she doesn't! She had a simple family style wedding, wore a lovely dress, and married for what I can only perceive as "real love". Regardless of what politics are today, stop reducing yourselves to idiots people. Aren't you the same people who cry to be treated as individulas? Stop discrimination, stop stigmatizing, and then you are the posterchilds for the problem! Hilarious. Start practicing what you preach and spread goodness instead of hatred. Our country falls because of the likes of you!!!
I love you, Perez, and I'm certainly no fan of Bush politics, but you crossed a line here. You are entitled to not like her dress, but a woman's wedding day is sacred, and your comments were just plain mean. I actually like the dress and I applaud her for wanting a low-key affair, given her family's unpopularity, the war, and the economy. And the cracks about her drinking are outdated. That was a long time ago, when she was a kid, and who hasn't partied at one point or another in their life? She learned, she grew up, and she moved on. I wish them the best!
i hate the bushies too but think she looks great and her dress is really pretty. plus am impressed she went for the crawford ranch instead of the white house glamour for her wedding.
She looks all sweaty and grosss….oh, and also like she is twelve. Do I need say anything about her "husband"??? I don't think I do.
I like the dress!
okay p, i dont like bush either but his daughter should not be attacked because of him. her dress is gorgeous and how dare you try to put someone down on their wedding day.
She looks lovely!! And the dress is very flattering! Shame on you, Perez! Congratulations to the Bush and Hager families!
Perez, what is WRONG with you today? I'm a Bush-hater, but even I can admit Jenna looks great, and I give her kudos for doing it her own way, and not a celeb-fasco. Good for her!
I Love the Dress, could care less about the rest..
Jenna looks gorgeous, and she avoided a white house wedding to escape the critical glare of people like perez. STFU perez.
Be gracious, you enormously fat homo.
He looks like her drunk, coked up Daddy…………
I certainly hope she keeps her birth name for God's sake, this is the 21st century ladies and gentlemen.
omg that is the post beautiful dress!
Oh, like YOU didn't drink in college. If she didn't have fun in college (like the rest of us) then she would have been a real geek. She didn't invite YOUR ass to the wedding, I see. The wedding was a PRIVATE event- no press - they didn't ask for comment, and it was a simple religious ceremony, and yes the minister was a black man from Houston that GWB is good friends with. You need to leave her alone- she has done more to benefit the world all ready than you have! She isn't a celebrity- she just wants to live her life. Unlike YOU. Asshole.
She looks so beautiful and they both seem so happy! Congrats!
Re: silly nme – I agree with you. Jenna Bush is so much pretty than some of those whores you post about…think Heidi Montag. I love Jenna's dress….she looks beautiful.
Dayum Perez!!! Why don't you relax??? Why do you have to be so nasty, what did Jenna Bush ever do to you. She looks beautiful in her wedding dress. Don't be jealous because you are a fat, ugly, slob and no one will every marry you. Even if you do lose weight you will always be ugly. And why are you harping on something she did in college, I am pretty sure everyone participated in underage in drinking while in college. INstead you go out of your way to kiss the ass of scum of the slut bags like Paris Hilton. You are an idiot get an effing life.
unkind and uncalled for…the only taste you have is in your mouth, Perez.
Pretty ugly? Are you kidding? I think its a really pretty dress.
Congrats to them at any rate!
Geez Perez…. Just because her Dad is a Republican and doesn't support gay marriage, don't get your panties in a knot and hate all over Jenna. Its her wedding day! Someday you can wear a white dress and get vodka stains all over it!!!!
Ugly dress… Ugly bride!
MS. BUSH and MR. HAGER
love the dress!!! You have to have taste to appreciate it!!!
GET A GRIP PEREZ! HER DRESS IS BEAUTIFUL, JUST LIKE SHE IS. ARE YOU JEALOUS THAT IT DOESN'T COME IN YOUR SIZE?????????!!!!!!!
She's very unfortunate looking, even in a nice dress, and he looks like a complete and utter tool.
Ugh! Talk about an unholy union.
lmaooo
the dress is really nice!!
fat boy hater!
Shut your mouth you fat, huge headed, pig looking mother fucker. How's that feel?
THE DRESS IS SHIT NOT THE SHIT! OR IS IT JUST THE MODEL?
perez, you are a HATER. she looks beautiful, good for her. too bad ur probably not geting any.
Re: George – agreed. After reading about her on Larry King and the things she's been doing in Africa which of course they don't put on the news because its too positive, I'm starting to respect the media Jenna Bush HAGER a little more.
jeez that makes u sound really bitter and mean:-( i think she looks beautiful
rude perez…just cuz you are a democrat doesnt mean you should hate. she looks gorgeous.
jeez perez!!! its her fucking wedding day! no need to be all mean to Jenna just because you dont like her dad! they look like a normal couple.. i know you hate to see people as better than you but perez face it.. you are not the center of the universe and o wait what another shock… PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS! just cause you are a hard cold hearted bitch who doesnt give a shit doesnt mean that other people have hearts of steel. you dont have to like her but at least be respectful of her and her day she deserves to be happy and not have some latina bitch barfing all over one really special day in her life. what the fuck did they teach you on the boat over here? didnt your mother who i know you love so much ever teach you to be nice at least every once in awhile. and you shouldnt hate people just because they do not have the same political stance as you… what ever happened to loving your neighbor and shit????!!!!! i am no crazy religious people but YOU could really learn a few things from jesus… its called the golden rule perez……………..o one more thing i love her dress it is gorgeous and it looks a hell of a lot better than whatever shit your designing for hot topic about that…
She looks beautiful! Best wishes to her!
way to score a big deal perez you will now be clothing kids who not only dont give a shit about what you have to say but they also probably have not idea who you are they will just use their clothes to mop up the blood that comes from cutting themesleves…. you really could use some common decency
What's you problem, Perez? She looks gorgeous! And he is waaaay hotter than most guys (ahem, YOU!).
What's your problem, Perez? She looks gorgeous! And he is waaaay hotter than most guys (ahem, YOU!).
Yeah, perez is so liberal and open-minded!
If she married a woman or tranny, he would be celebrating.
Freaktard.
You are such a waste of space Perez. You have no class whatsoever! They look just fine. They are not disgusting like you are!
fuck you, you liberal douche
She married her cousin because the super rich do not like to contaminate the bloodlinse with any peasant DNA.
i think she looks great!
The dress is ugly, her hair looks like she did it herself, her face is greasy and the "groom" looks like an inbred hotdog. But, I guess that's what happens when the spawn of the devil gets married.
She looks so beautiful & so happy!!!! Congrats to Jenna & Henry. Don't be a hater Perez!
All you sheep following the "Hate Bush" cry….if Obama becomes President we will one day look back and realize how smart this President was when it came to fighting fundamental muslim hate….just like we did when Reagan cleaned up after Carter…and after Bush cleaned up after Clinton (remember he had a shot at Obama and deferred)…Memories are short in Hollywood apparently. Jenna Bush is a beautiful bride and to diss her tasteful wedding is just immature.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT HAVE BABIES! OMG!
Don't take out your very partisan hatred for her dad on her. She teaches at low income schools! She contributes a lot more to society than you do, Perez. And her dress is gorgeous. If it was on your beloved Kylie or Dita, you would be RAVING about it!
I think Jenna looks BEAUTIFUL!
Such a gorgeous wedding pic - she's glowing!
I love her gown too!!
she looks absolutely beautiful and at peace - i wish nothing but the best for them!
shame on you for stooping so low as to bash a bride on her wedding day - regardless of who she is or what family she comes from. it's one thing to attack fame and attention seeking people, but to viciously attack someone who has been thrust into the public eye because of who her father is? come on.
your cuts aren't even clever.
tasteless, tasteless, tasteless.
grow. up.
Don't be mean Perez! That dress is beautiful!
Perez, seriously..get over the whole drinking thing! She was a teenager! Like you didn't drink when you were a teenager. Jenna is a beautiful young woman with a great head on her shoulders. She is a true INSPIRATION to young girls everywhere unlike the Paris Hiltons and Lindsay Lohans you talk about everyday. The fact that she did not have a big fancy White House wedding speaks volumes of her character. If only more people in the United States were like her. Whether or not you agree with her father's politics, you definitely should not take it out on her. Congratulations to Jenna and Henry. I wish them lots of happiness.
Are you serious? She looks pretty. You're really one to talk, jackass. You dress like a Japanese schoolgirl.
Perez,
Benice. She actaully looked very lovely and very demure. I am very happy that she found someone whio could deal with the fishbowl she lives in being the President's daughter
you are a piece of scum, you hate-filled asshole. it's a sad commentary on our country that a moronic, jackass hack can be popular…go to hell
Perez you are such a pig. Why not just keep your humorless nasty thoughts in that pretty little gay head of yours. Your site is really useless. You are like reading yesterdays newspaper. Maybe you should quit taking so many pictures of yourself and posting them.
They both look great! I love her dress - simple and classy. No one will ever marry you Perez.
She looks stunning! Perez, leave her alone. She's a great girl and a good role model unlike others in the public eye. I'm sick of all the Bush bashing. You people talk about being open minded and you yourself can't even acknowledge all the great contributions Jenna has given to society. Congrats to the happy couple!
She looks beautiful like her or not…congrats to her for being happy!
Here you go again. That dress is not ugly. Actually, it's quite lovely on her. I admire her for choosing a wedding away from the White House and for selecting a gown comfortable for her.
Now, looking at you on the other hand and your slob critique, dismisses anything you have to say as having no merit.
OMG perez why do you have to be such an ass sometimes??? Her dress is very pretty i like it and she looks beautiful. Her wedding looked so nice. Don't hate she seems like a really nice down to earth girl.
Don't be a dick…her dress is pretty and appropriate for summer. And as far as hard partying…those girls didn't do anything different than what every other college student does!
Somebody's been sipping the haterade!
looks like your the one drinking by you bad spelling Perez…….it's before not bfeore….this is your job pay more attention!
LOL. Funny. Not a fan but I actually think she looks pretty. Her husband seems like a total dork. And I'm sure half of the people at the wedding were drunk off their asses!
STFU Perez. Why are you so hateful? Congratulations to the happy couple. Boo to you Perez.
poor perez, so jealous. regardless of political affinity you shouldn't be irresponsible on your comments about this wedding. that just shows you're nothing but a brainless moron….
Perez - why do you have to be so nasty? True, her father is an unpopular president, and you obviously do not agree with him politically. But why take it out on his daughter? She doesn't make policy decisions. She isn't running the country. She works for UNICEF and teaches 3rd graders. How does that make her a horrible person deserving of your nasty, cutting comments? Save it for those media whores who crave the spotlight and make asses of themselves. You're way off base on this one. Your commentary here was just plain mean and not at all humorous in any way whatsoever. All you've done is demean yourself.
Re: OMG THEY ARE GONNA REPRODUCE!!!! –
RIGHT?????????
On a taller, prettier girl the dress wouldn't look so bad.
perez, this was low of you
im sorry i can understand why you dont like george bush
but to take it out on his daughter who has done nothing wrong is mean.
She looks gorgeous in her wedding dress and they both look very happy.
instead of bashing them on their happiest day you should be offering your congratulations.
Re: GHWB – What's even sadder is that you'd go to page 2 of this thread, when you don't like PH! Dipshit!!!!!!!!!!
Surely there are more valuable ways to criticize the Bush clan than pretending that the daughter is ugly on her wedding day.
This dress is ugly but Agys clothing sense is phenomenal. Jenna Bush is a hard partying alcoholic who should be ashamed of herself because of that and who her dad is but an egomaniac like Kanye Wests rant about how a critic didn't like his show (which by the way made absolutely no sense…it was just words strewn together) was absolutely amazing….Nothing is good enough for you unless it is absolutely off the freaking charts out in space rubbish.
You are just jealous.
This is a beautiful dress, a beautiful couple and I wish them the very best.
Jenna Bush = a young woman who has traveled the world doing good, a teacher and writer for young children. She had the class and good taste to have a low-key wedding when she could have had it anywhere.
Perez Hilton = a jealous, confused, no talent hateful grinch with multicolored hair whose only claim to fame is tearing people down.
Jenna outclasses you by a mile and that is what you can't stand.
I think her dress is very pretty and that is a very nice wedding picture. They didn't ask to be in the spotlight and tried everything not to be by getting married in Texas. I think that should be respected. She has since moved on from her teen years so I think it is rude to bring that up on her wedding day. Everyone has things that they would not want to be brought up from their younger years.