Mr. & Mrs. Hager
Filed under: Politik
George Bush's daughter, Jenna, finally settled down!
The former hard-pAArtier married boyfriend Henry Hager in Texas on Saturday.
She probably drank so much she barfed all over her pretty (ugly) Oscar de La Renta gown bfeore the night was over!
Posted: May 11, 2008 at 3:45 pm




How many of my tax dollar$$ paid for that dress?
Re: Oh Megan – Grow up…on children choose to participate in infantile name-calling like this…
Re: Daryl – Some people do care, and you should hold your tongue…I'm sure those whom you glorify would get on our nerves…
She looks nice, leave her alone
True story: I went to Wake Forest University with ol' Henry and had him in several of my classes. The guy was an asshole then and I would imagine is a bigger asshole now.
Oh, and he is pretty fugly in person but his right-winged views are even fuglier than his face.
Not cool! She looks great and FINALLY settled down? How old is she again? Not old enough to use the word FINALLY……biased much? Don't be such a scab Perez…..your true colors are showing and it's not PINK.
She looks lovely and happy, her dress is stunning, but her husband has a serious case of gay face (as you say).
She looks very pretty.
Re: OMG THEY ARE GONNA REPRODUCE!!!! –
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Ok - now I also don't care about fat retarded pretend homos either.
Check out the dirty where they document that pnasty is fake about everything.
#204. None, honey. It was your GAS dollars.
Bush has caused a lot of turmoil in this country and I honestly could care less about what his family does. NEXT…
The dress is beautiful and the bride is totally cook and a class act.
Finally someone who is not a media whore and likes it private (as much as possible).
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I love that wedding.
I thought her dress was B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L and she looked nice!!
Oscar is a genius. The ghastly dress leads the eye away from an even more hideous face.
Perez is a pillow biting picklesniffing wetback!!
MEXIFAGORDO!!!
This was really rude! She looked beautiful, and was not wanting a celebrity wedding.
Just because you do not like President Bush, does not give you the right to slam his daughter.
She looks stunning and beautiful!
It's a lovely froth of a dress — like white sea foam and flowers spun into a gown. Beautiful and classy.
I detest her father as a president but I wish Jenna and her husband happiness within change that only strengthens their love and passion over the years.
Re: Texas Mom – -LOL! Henry was a notorious homophobe at WFU so I would not be shocked if he were gay himself. I still LOL when Jenna Bush said in an interview he was one of the 'smartest guys' she ever met. If that is the case then God help her. Henry was in 2 of my political science classes and let's just say he wasn't the brightest star in the sky by ANY stretch of the imagination.
She looks lovely and she has done more for the world already than most ever will. You are mean to her just because you disagree with her Dad. I'm sure you studied all the time in college and never left the dorm….wait, did you even go to college? Most of the people you diss ask for the limelight, this girl didn't. You owe her a HUGE apology, but then again, she probably won't have time to read this sight, b/c she has a hot man now. Good for her!
stop it perez she looks beautiful
SHE actually looks really pretty…its that husband we need to worry about.
WTF, The happy couple look great. Best to them, and a pox on you Perez!
She looks radiant and the dress is beautiful You are so jealous Perez! I hope they have a long happy marriage. God bless.
He looks more the type to marry Liza Minnelli.
Jenna looks beautiful and happy. Congrats to the happy couple.
Were you drinking before you wrote this…….always spell check before you post……it is BEFORE not BFEORE
I think she looks beautiful and happy. Why so harsh?
Her dress is incredibly stunning, loves it. Now that Perez is designing rags for HotTopic he must think he's an expert on things ugly. I think they both look gorgeous and it's an amazing wedding photo, they look to be very much in love.
they look broke!
her dress is tooooo simple and ugly and looks very, very cheap. he's nothing to write home about and his suit looks toooo ordinary. he looks like he's going into work late on a friday and just threw on an old suit.
she doesn't even have a vail or a nice hair do. did the president's daughter get married or is this a hick, trailer-park, tie the knot quickie?????????
Yes, her dad sucks. But I think she looks beautiful and they look like a nice (if Republican) couple, and it seems like she made some really nice choices in having a down-to-earth, simple but lovely wedding. I'm glad she didn't do it at the WH - I think it was very smart of her to see that would not have been a good idea w the economy and the war, etc. Glad she chose a degree of simplicity, humility, classiness. If only it would rub off on her dad. Go Jenna.
She and the gown are beautiful !!!
Love the dress, she looks pretty!
The dress is quite nice and elegant, and the bride looks nice too. This all hate comment caused by political preferences is totally out of place.
her dress is fine, perez. geez!
Oh its so cool to hate bush and you are such a poser that you feel the need to bash this poor girl on her wedding day. You are such a wanna be.
Your just jelous because you can not get Married legally!! ha ha to bad you can not even marry your cousin LOL
layoff Perez! She looks beautiful and I admire her for wanting a low key TEXAS wedding.
Happy people leaving a trail of death, misery and suffering in their wake.
that guy is just stupid looking….she is a cute girl…can't stand her father though!
Perez, you're pathetic. You are so obviously bitter and have a chip on your shoulder. Your posts are so one-sided anymore. When people you disagree with politically do something bad you're all over it. BUT, when people you support do the same, you just "happen" to not post anything about it. I'm getting to the point where I might stop reading. Plus, you fashion sense is ridiculous…how the hell can you wear what you do and get a fashion line?!?!!?? Oh wait, it's in association with Hot Topic. I guess there's my answer.
She's pretty…don't be nasty Perez!
she looks great and they're not cousins…W is faaaar faaar faaaaaaaaaaaar from good in anyway but come on, its a wedding. she has nothing to do with her father's choices. respect would be lovely.
jenna bush looks so pretty and i love her wedding dress. henry hand looks slightly awkward but its probably just that picture.
The dress is really pretty and Jenna and her new husband, Henry, make a lovely couple. Don't be such an asshole, Perez. It's unattractive.
geez, she's not even a celebutard. she can't help who her father is. way to be way harsh.
go back to picking on your CELEBRITY bff's!
There's no way a girl wouldn't want to have a White House Wedding if she could. Her parents made her because it wouldn't look good to celebrate the occasion so ostentatiously after her father's responsibility in causing the deaths of so many in Iraq and elsewhere in the world. Crawford is a "movie set" and no more represents the Bush's swank lifestyle than the props George brandishes for the photogs when visiting there. Phony, horrible people, not one worth a bucket of rat's piss.
look a mini bush!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, don't dump on kids for parent's mistakes!
Anyway, as my Grandmother used to say "She won't worry about women stealing him away from her!"
Me encanta tu, Perez, but this is just plain mean.
Re: Alec –
Yeah, I'm sure you're SO CLOSE to the situation that you KNOW exactly why Jenna's wedding was at the ranch. Stop guessing and trying to make it look like fact.
i think the dress is pretty
not such a fan of her father however
DAMN, LIBERALS! QUIT BEING SOOOO HATEFUL!!! COUSINS YOU WISH!!!!!YOUR life is MUCH MORE interesting to us, than a Bush Twin!
Heeeeeeyyyyy Perez! That's kind of beneath you! Wish the couple well! And that dress is beautiful! Shame on you!
She looks great! You're an idiot.
Congrats to Jenna! Best wishes to them both.
It's a pretty dress Perez. Just a little ho-hum…very nineties.
Just because you don't like anything having to do with Bush doesn't mean you should hate.
she looks very beautiful! congrats to her and forget the haters!
the dress is beautiful and she looks so good! at first i thought she was elizabeth smart.
Dude…seriously, Perez, what's your problem? Just because she's Bush's daughter is no reason to squeeze on her. I think she looks pretty. Best of luck in marriage, Jenna and Henry!
She looks gorgeous!
And I think that someone should start criticizing u .. lets face it.. youre not that good looking yourself
He's pretty fugly. Just think, he may be our president someday if he blows good enough and gets some of that Bush money.
I think her dress is gorgeous.
The dress is beautuful. She and her husband look very down to earth. (normal finally)
Usually I enjoy your humor, but how dare you criticize a womans appearance on what is supposed to be the happiest day of her life. No matter what you think of her, her wedding to the man she loves should be respected, even by you.
She is rocking a Fucking Oscar de La Renta dress and her ASS OF A DAD cant lower gas? What a rip off!!!!!
oh my gawsh her dress is sooooo gorgeous!!
You have no class, Perez.
You can't put your hatred aside for one moment, can you? Liberals are all alike..we should all love one another…unless you disagree with them…and then you want nothing more than to destroy them. Please think about that. What has that girl ever done to deserve your harsh words?
She did humanitarian work…became a teacher.wrote a book about being poor and living with AIDS and donated all the proceeds to those afflicted with it. What has Chelsea Clinton done? She makes hundreds of thousands of dollars working for a shady hedge fund operator. But you wouldn't dare say anything about her. You are truly despicable.
Who cares. She's the spawn of retarded dolt. Remember, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Although I do think you are wrong about the dress (not really something I would wear, but i don't think its ugly), you are right on about righting "cousins' on the pic. I think that Henry kind of looks a little like George W….maybe they really are cousins…haha!
Re: Anon – What's there to respect exactly??? An idiot-faced frumpy looking bitch (even in a De la Renta!) marries a closet case
FAIRY-FACED twit in an ARRANGED situation. Big whoop.
Disappointed in you! You fawn over Dolly Parton, etc. and treat the president's daughter with such little respect. Tread a little lighter, please! You do have Republican fans and I am one of them. Simma' down!
Perez, shoulda mentioned the temp was 92F + humidity when this pic was taken.
UGH!!
Re: liana – Your ignorance is showing. The President does not control gasoline prices. Get an education!!
LISTEN QUEEN!!!!!! Leave her alone you wish you can get into an Oscar De La Renta dress. But your gut is toooo big! calling her dress is ugly when that comment comes from a guy who dyes his hair hot pink. Just get the sex change already!!!!!!!
her dress is actually gorgeous. way to pick the one picture that doesn't look that great.
Next time you take it in the ass just remember you are not good enough to even to think about insulting her. You have never helped anyone. Children's book writer, teacher, and all around educator has nothing on a cock sucking, moral degenerate like you. What have you done for the world? Remember your place you flaming queen. You don't amount to shit. Go fluff your poodle.
Some people do NOT want fucking stylists and the rest of the bimbos controlling every detail of their lives.
She looks beautiful and they seem to be a happy couple, even without every damn minute of their private lives being opened to papps and hangers on (like perez) for their stupid and unrelated opinions.
Best wishes to the happy, private, non-produced couple.
Wow- Not a Bush lover..but I have to say he and Laura did a GREAT job bringing up their daughters. How normal is it to Paarty in school? She looks beeyoootiful and the pictures online are sweet.
P-nasty…is getting crotchey
you're nuts, perez. Her dress is gorgeous!!
DEVIL SPAWN!!!!!!
I am hardly a fan of George Bush (or really any Rebulicans at all). However, Jenna Bush does not deserve to be made fun of on her wedding day just because her father is a horrible president. She looked beautiful and happy. I think that all the horrible comments that are made about the Bush twins and Chelsea Clinton show how low people are willing to stoop. People in this country need to have more class.
i think she looks pretty. you cannot help who your parents are.
Awww Perez. That is so mean! She looks really pretty and finally settling down? Omg, she's under the age of 30?! Sometimes you really go too far!!!
She is a teacher! She dedicated her life to help others and intedrned at UNICEF and wrote a children book.
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What is wrong with you to criticize someone who has done so much good and is modest.
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All these hedonist celebrities like Angelina, who have lavish life styles and only use the plight of others as PR stunts should be criticized.
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Not a wonderful person who ACTUALLY works in helping others.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FOR BASHING HER?
why isn't she in Iraq serving in a war her father started? must be nice to be living the life, not having to worry about getting killed.
i agree. the dress isnt bad at all. there are actually really cute pictures of it. why are you such a hater???? and who are we to say she is ugly?
jeeeze.
Wow, she looks beautiful!
so nice, I hoped they enjoyed their beautiful wedding, i will try to enjoy my anniversary alone since her father sent my husband off to war to finance her lovely wedding.
make fun all you want perez, my husband is off fighting in a-stan to pay for her lovely dress and I will spend my anniversary alone.
Why do I have this feeling that we are looking at the future Mrs. and Mr. Prez of the US? With Daddy's money, the sky is the limit.
Cracking on the girls wedding gown is a new low Perez. We all know that you are a Democrat but now you're starting to make them look bad with your ugly attacks! Tell me how being mean to a young bride is going to win votes for your idol, Hilary. doh! It won't!
Perez, you are a douche and a lesbian ass-wipe. What did she ever do to you, other than attract good cock and not ass like you. I don't think you are gay and no cock could get hard seeing that it getting ready to be stuffed in your mouth or your ass. May God help your sorry ass, weight and spelling. Color your balls blue and suck off. You seem to get off insulting people when in fact people have been doing to you all your life, not because you are gay or latin but because you are an ass!
She looks great! You are such a hater, you fat fuck.
Why so ugly? Let the girl have her day. You don't have to be so harsh on people. It is such a turn off. I like your site because you have all the news first, but the unneccessary harshness is just beneath you.
WowPerez, sound a bit jeolous? Love ya Perez and wish the Hager's nothing but happiness. They make a good couple and she looks beautiful!
Why are you hating on her? It's not her fault her dad's a lousy president. Jeeze Perez back off.
LOVE THE DRESS AND PEREZ FAME HAS GONE TO YOUR HEAD WHY YOUR FAMOUSE IS BEYOND ME
CONGRATS JENNA AND HENRY
Why are you always so hateful, Perez? Maybe she used to party a lot, but who doesn't when they're young? Haven't you ever heard of a little thing called changing??? And her dress isn't so bad. It's better than a lot of the shiteous things you idol, Madonna, or Agyness Dane wear!