Retouch My Body: The Video
Filed under: Mariah Carey > Jackie BeatCLICK HERE to watch Jackie Beat's latest opus in full technicolor hideousness/brilliance, directed by Austin Young.
Retouch that shit now, and keep your mouth closed!
Posted: May 12, 2008 at 2:15 pm




FUCKIN LOVE IT!!! jackie is the shit!! her "britney is a whore" song was brill too!! and all her songs on her myspace. I Looooooooorrrrrrrve jackie
It hurts to see jackie like this.
I HATE J. Beat! Its a fucking drag clown
yaye, jackie beat! she rocked it!
I love this video!! it so funny, even though i love mariah carey!!
"Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin' like a lez
I will hunt you down"
awwwww, she gave u props! Gotta luv Jackie Beat - and the lyrics sync-d so well, kudos bitch!
AMAZING
Jackie does NOT look like this without makeup… She is wearing tons of makeup in this video.
The problem is…all photoshop in the world is not enough to make this guy look good. Both Mariah and Madonna look good.
No one wears makeup like Jackie. check out her other work.
OMG hillarious. retouch him please
Re: Mariah Carey – Be the bigger person gurl….u know u rock and is the reason u are leading the way…forget these haters! They just mad at yah cuz u got it…..Love you!
He's awesome! Sings better then the original. LOVE IT!
Jackie Beat's brand of humour is incredibly dark, mean and nasty.
She represents the worst of all drag queens. As Chi Chi La Rue once said- Drag Queens embody the worst of male and female characteristics- and this is certainly true of Ms. Beat.
But she does have her fans amongst other drag queens like Alexis Arquette and CandyAss hole.
Re: i need a barfff bag –
init dough Britz rock, americans suck!!!
THAT S##$%@@ WAS HYSTERICAL THANK YOU SO MUCH
loved the guy…… he looked like perez
That was the funniest shit Ive heard in a LOOOONG time,
made me laugh…