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Retouch My Body: The Video

Filed under: Mariah Carey > Jackie Beat

CLICK HERE to watch Jackie Beat's latest opus in full technicolor hideousness/brilliance, directed by Austin Young.

Retouch that shit now, and keep your mouth closed!

118 comments to “Retouch My Body: The Video”

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  1. Cristina MMmmmm says – reply to this


    101

    FUCKIN LOVE IT!!! jackie is the shit!! her "britney is a whore" song was brill too!! and all her songs on her myspace. I Looooooooorrrrrrrve jackie

  2. discotits says – reply to this


    102

    It hurts to see jackie like this.

  3. dannboy says – reply to this


    103

    I HATE J. Beat! Its a fucking drag clown

  4. chiquita says – reply to this


    104

    yaye, jackie beat! she rocked it! :)

  5. isabel says – reply to this


    105

    I love this video!! it so funny, even though i love mariah carey!!

  6. Captain Obvious says – reply to this


    106

    "Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin' like a lez
    I will hunt you down"

    awwwww, she gave u props! Gotta luv Jackie Beat - and the lyrics sync-d so well, kudos bitch!

  7. isada says – reply to this


    107

    AMAZING

  8. Tom says – reply to this


    108

    Jackie does NOT look like this without makeup… She is wearing tons of makeup in this video.

  9. David says – reply to this


    109

    The problem is…all photoshop in the world is not enough to make this guy look good. Both Mariah and Madonna look good.

  10. Tom says – reply to this


    110

    No one wears makeup like Jackie. check out her other work.

  11. Em says – reply to this


    111

    OMG hillarious. retouch him please

  12. MeeMee says – reply to this


    112

    Re: Mariah Carey – Be the bigger person gurl….u know u rock and is the reason u are leading the way…forget these haters! They just mad at yah cuz u got it…..Love you!

  13. wow says – reply to this


    113

    He's awesome! Sings better then the original. LOVE IT!

  14. Bryan says – reply to this


    114

    Jackie Beat's brand of humour is incredibly dark, mean and nasty.

    She represents the worst of all drag queens. As Chi Chi La Rue once said- Drag Queens embody the worst of male and female characteristics- and this is certainly true of Ms. Beat.

    But she does have her fans amongst other drag queens like Alexis Arquette and CandyAss hole.

  15. Hate the Usa says – reply to this


    115

    Re: i need a barfff bag
    init dough Britz rock, americans suck!!!

  16. dj says – reply to this


    116

    THAT S##$%@@ WAS HYSTERICAL THANK YOU SO MUCH

  17. DUlce says – reply to this


    117

    loved the guy…… he looked like perez

  18. BAMsimona says – reply to this


    118

    That was the funniest shit Ive heard in a LOOOONG time,
    made me laugh…

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