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Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Fill In The Blank > Sarah Jessica Parker > Cynthia Nixon > Kristin Davis > Kim CattrallThe Sex & The City gals at the film's world premiere, Monday night in London.
If I could read Kim Cattrall's mind in this picture, she's probably thinking "_____________."
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: May 12, 2008 at 8:00 pm
wtf is on sjp's head?
"at least i'm not wearing a giant flower on my head like sarah jessica parker"
"die clowns."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON SARAH'S HEAD?!?!?!?"
I should have potoshopped my head on better it totally shows…
that she looks like the mother of the bride trying to steal the spotlight in a horrible davids bridal red dress
What do I think Kim is thinking? …."Once again, the ever fug, voted, "Most UNSEXIEST celebrity" - SJP - has to desperately do SOMETHING to garner attention away from me. Hence, the rip-off of French Couture of bygone years… Plummed millinery concoctions. Carrie's pathetic. Thank God I held out for a ridiculous size paycheck…So glad this shiz is over."
i'm too old, to be flaunting this foofy shit!!
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I AM TWICE THE SIZE OF THESE GIRLS!! BLUSH, HIDE, RUN. NEVER COMMIT TO THIS SEX IN THE CITY SHIT AGAIN.
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i'm standing next to an ugly HORSE!
"The repressed slutty prude, the exposed lezbo, and the centerpiece from a wedding circa 1980. God how did I get my ass into this shiz."
"Is that a cheeseburger? I'm fucking starving."
xoxo
……Oops, in spite of holding my legs just so, I just let out a giant 51 year old queef.
Or,….how did we all manage to dress so horribly for the premier….???
Or,….she's hoping HER own nude fuck-pics don't get splashed across the internets, like Kristin Davis.
"wtf does SJP think she is
a fucking peacock???"
what is that on sarah jessica parkers head
how long do I have to hold this fake smile? and I wonder if I smoke that thing on her head If i could get a little buzz
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ENJOY IT NOW BITCH, CUZ AFTER THIS, NOBODY IS GONNA GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU (AGAIN)
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since when has miranda been the hot one?
SHE CALLS THOSE TREE STUMPS LEGS? GOOD GOD SHE'S FUG
"What the fuck? Bitch please!" (about SJP's funky hat)
I can't believe I'm next to this shiteous hat.
Oy!!!!!! What the fuck is that on her head!!!!????? What the…. what the fuck…. it just moved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's gonna get me!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you bitches know I was the star of the show…
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can look away from Cynthia's boobs.
there will be NO SEX IN THIS CITY tonight…. Sorry Mathew!
The Mother's Day flowers go in a vase dumby!
get me a drink. i want to tear that ugly shit off of sarah jessica's parkers head stupid hoe stealin my thunder again !
Look the sky is falling like in Chicken Little when the acron fell from the sky and hit him in the head!
What the hell died on SJP's head?
"How could Miranda be sexier than ME!?!?!?"
i wish i was black.
WTF is on her head,wonder if she has bananas for sale,nice tits on the dyke,god my cankles are killin me
"wtf if growing out of sarah's head and wow, my cankles are extra cankle-y today."
I LOOK WAY BETTER THAN THESE 40-SOMETHING KIDS! EAT MY MENOPAUSE, BITCHES!!!
That hat is hideous and they'll love her for it. Damn…
What the fuck is SJP wearing on her head!
WTF, Is on her head? Again, SJP is trying to get all the attention!!!
She's thinking
" I just farted I hope they cant smell it WTF…what kinda hat is that…I hope that doesnt fall on me. God! I should have warn black, my hips look like a semi truck in this dress!"
This dried up cunt next to me looks like Madonna!
"I can't wait to wash the ugly off" or "my red dress makes her hideous greenish thing look even more heinous"
SARAH JESSICA PARKER LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HORSE WITH A PLANT ON HER HEAD.
that the fck is she wearing on her head!!!!!!!!
she just had to go and wear the FREAKIN hat…sigh…
are you happy now? you've called attention to yourself?
"I hope I don't have to sit behind this bitch"
I should have come naked.
Let's cut the crap. Kristin Davis is the prettiest - by far. But in her day … Kim Cattrall was gorgeous. Google it!
"While these bitches toiled in television, I was the lead in Mannequin, god damn it. Show me a little respect."
who knew cynthia nixon would look sooo fly tonight?
Fuck! Y do I look like I am going to an 80's prom, my fucking stylist is fired!
So that's what happened to my plant.
Ugghhh I seriously am touching a lady with a bird nest on her head? Hahaha. I love Man Face tho!
WHY are these OLD HAGS still working??????????????????????
"Next time I try to dress the part of a siren, I better make sure the hem is fixed." Or maybe, "Damn! I didn't bring a sewing kit."
"I can't believe Cynthia Nixon is the best looking one in this photo!"
I really don't want to be here.
" i shoulda done a another Porky's sequel instead"
This Chiquita to my left ain't got nothing on the fruits ’bout to fall out of my elastic basket.
"Too bad I left the Thousand Island dressing at home".
Damn my legs look really thick and people are supposed to believe that I'm the Whore!!! I'm sorry but I love the show and her charactre but I hate that bitch!!! SJP is the brains behind the show and should make more money than the other girls!!!
WOW - AMERICANS. SO OUT OF TOUCH. THE HAT - FOR FUCK'S SAKE - IS FRENCH COUTURE CIRCA 1900'S. BUT NOTHING LOOKS GOOD ON FUG'S HEAD.
"Why am I grabbing onto a cardboard cut-out of Sarah Jessica Parker?"
^Jodi
the lez is the hotter of the 4…
"…I think the lesbian stole my outfit and WTF is on Sarah's head? Only doing it for the money, baby. Just the money."
To my left I have a lesbian and an internet whore and to my right I have an idiot with an ugly green hat……I will probably kill myself tonight!
I bet they are all looking at my fat ankles… Do I look old - is that thing on SJP head stealing my spot light?
"God I hate these douche bags"
what the fuck is attacking parkers head. this is why i always stand at the end. away from this psycho bitch
What is that giant animal? that is foul. booo
I am glad I got the raise
WTF does Sarah have on her head? And who let the lesbo wear that dress? (I personally think CN looks gorge!)
We need a CHANGE in entertainment, not these shows from years ago!! We need new shows from Kenya and Indonesia, not stuff you used to like before! If you like SATC you are a stupid bitch from the past like Hillary and I don't even want your vote!
"I eat bitches like this for lunch…"
"I fucking hate Sarah Jessica Parker."
"I should have held out for more money. But getting the clause to dress SJP for the premiere kinda makes up for all the shit the bitch gave me."
Re: French Couture –
WE ARE NOT IN FRANCE… THAT HAT IS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cynthia nixon looks absolutley beautiful! look at that dress! its the best ive ever seen her!!
why did they have to stand me next to her… i will never live up to the perfection known as sjp
"thank god im not watching the movie behind SJP"
Re: French Couture – Oh, mais oui….stupid us…how could we not recognize some silly hat from early in the previous century, from a silly little foreign country! Oh, yes…I remembered…we HAVE actual LIVES….take that pepe le pew!
Wow, Middle-Aged Sex And The City.
Cobwebs in the cooter. Ooh, gots-to buy me some popcorn for *that* event!!!! Not. 
"Why does she always have to outshine me?"
Wow I am a twat however atleast I don't have to wear that stupid hat…bitch.
Davis' character is getting married. hahahahah SPOILER ALERT!!!!! Wow, Middle-Aged Sex And The City.
Cobwebs in the cooter. Ooh, gots-to buy me some popcorn for *that* event!!!! Not. 
"TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE, SO I CAN ESCAPE FROM THIS FUG SANWICH, STAT!!!
corey carrier - Go take a douche, shit for brains.
"omg I can't squeeze this fart anymore, it's gonna come out!!"
She's probably embarrassed to be standing next to SJP with that fucking ugly hat! Either that or she wishes she would have chosen a better dress.
I'm so hungry I could eat that fucking thing on SJ PeePee's head. Ignore my cankles. I'm menopausal.
get me the hell away from this horse faced bitch
"When did Cynthia Nixon become hotter than me?"
that fugly hat looks fake to me
why the f-ck do i have to be next to the plant?
nixon is so gorgeousssssssssss
SJP looks like a horse at a mardi gras parade.
i came back for this shiz?!
who the hell hemmed this dress. THEY'RE FIRED.
"If that monstrosity fall on me, I'm gonna beat the sh** out of her!"
'what the hell is on SJP's head? Is it getting more attention than me???'
She thinking
#1: I need to change my Depend.
or
#2: What the fuck is SJ Pee Pee wearing on her head?
"Oh god! Get your f****** hands off me!" (referring to SJP of cooooourse)
she's thinking, "I hope that fucking thing on her head doesn't fall and kill us all!"