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Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Fill In The Blank > Sarah Jessica Parker > Cynthia Nixon > Kristin Davis > Kim CattrallThe Sex & The City gals at the film's world premiere, Monday night in London.
If I could read Kim Cattrall's mind in this picture, she's probably thinking "_____________."
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: May 12, 2008 at 8:00 pm
I cannot believe I have to stand next to this bitch with that shit in her hair!
bitches
breathe in and what the fuck has she got on her head!
Kim Catrall is thinking: WTF is on SJP's head?!?!?!?!? it better not attack me or else, b*tch is going down!!!!! That F*ck*ng porno b*tch is wearing red too, WTF?!?!?!? How can a lezbo look better than me dammit!!!!!!!!!!! This is an outrage!!!! I'm being upstaged by everyone, even the tasteless lezbo!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!! *kaching* Just smile and wave, just smile and wave…….*kaching*
how did my ankles get so thick and why did they put me next to sjp
wtf? Cynthia Nixon looks better than me??!??!??
which is gonna fall out/over first - Cynthia's boobs or SJP's, what is that hideous thing,oh, a hat?
"Damn…Cynthia's breath really smells like fish today!"
"Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee….."
"Did SJP really have to put a plant on her head to make her taller than me? Surely a hat would've done…"
Wtf is that plant doing on your head bitch??
this (referring to the thing on SJP's head) is the reason why I asked for a decent pay check
$5000 dollars on a dress and she steals the show wearing a pineapple!!!!
"What the fuck is that piece of shit on SJP's head?!?"
I hate these bitches
WTF does Sarah have on top of her head? Is she trying to go for a Chiquita Miranda look or did her florist or wood nymph vomit on her head?
i need to take a shit.
If I wanted to be under a palm tree, I would be on a beach.
"i'm totally turning lesbian for Cynthia Nixon"
THAT MY LEGS ARE FAT!
i knew i should've came nude.
Did you get a load of this hideous lookin' thing on SJP's head?
WTF is that shit on SJP's head??? Did she get to take the centerpiece home at the event she went to before this?
My Calves and Knees are getting really fat!!!!
WTF???? I used to be the prettiest! Miranda rocks now! Should I try being lezzie????
"What the fuck are you doing?" (in Sue Simmons voice)
i hope SJP's head piece falls on me!
whos wearing the star wars outfit??
She is thinking WTF is that on her head and WTF did they put me next to the moron wearing it?
that bitch kristin wore red!!!
I want some dick…
"bitch, take your hands off me!"
p.s.i can't understand how 2 people who hate so much each other can be so close.
sjp is about to poke my eye out with that ridiculous hat….. maybe then ill get compo
Do I look like Patrick Swayze in To Wong Foo?
My God…i can't wait to get home and back to my bag of cheetos and what the f is on sarah's head….she's annoying the hell out of me …
i can't beleive cynthia licks _ _ ssy
"Honey, you could have just left the centerpiece at the restaurant."
I hope SJP's hat distracts everyone from my CANKLES…
i'm the best looking bitch here
"Is that hat edible? A canape is NOT LUNCH, people! Oh, and Kristen wore the same color as me. Bitch!"
Wow, cynthia nixon finally outshines the rest, she looks great! and after many seasons of being the "ugly but smart lawyer friend" she deserves it!!
Did she have to wear a tree on her head to be the center of attention!!!!
What the fuck is on SJP's head!
shit, i'm the worst dressed!!!!
'Fuck my life'
I'm in the money, BITCHES
"I've got Miranda on one side, and effin Carmen Miranda on the other! And I think I'm gonna sneeze! And damn, I wish I could be tasting Kristin's puss right about now!"
Judging by how badly these 3 hags have aged, I'm probably the only one getting any Sex in this city.
"I'd like to rip that green clown hat off Sarah's head and stuff it down her throat!"
…. Why do my legs look so fat in this dress?
WHY DID SHE APPEAR ON THE VOGUE COVER AND NOT ME.
how could i manage to look worse than Sarah, even when she's wearing that god forsaken outfit and hat!
Mannequin… i just can't stop thinking about it… wait who invited the Chiquita banana bitch?!
I shouldn't of had the tenth cosmopolitan! HOLD ME UP GIRLS!
"WTF is on SJpp's head?"
Really?!? A soccer mom, a lesbo with shitty titties, a centerpiece from a bad wedding and Moi?
Wild sex at the end of the carpet
What the hell is that thing on her head? A fruitbasket! S.J. is so sickening!
"I think my diaper just leaked…."
"I wish I hadn't taken those ten hits of acid because it looks like Sarah Jessica is getting ear-fucked by a tossed salad. And hmmm … I wanna bury my nose in Cynthia's tawny muff."
i hope it was worth that bj
damned if you do, damned if you don't…
'gee why don't i have a cool hat like that!!'
Should have used prep-aration H
What the hell is Sarah wearing on her head?…I bet I could steal the show if I ripped that dumbass thing right off…HEHEHE
What the fuck is that on Sarah's head?
"How does this lesbian to my right look better than all of us?"
I hope seymour doesn't eat me
she would say, I'm too old for all this…
Cinthia Nixon looks good….
Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me this bitch was wearing red too, WHO THE FUCK DROPPED THE BALL?????
wheres that dick that i sucked somewhat years ago
ohhh shit mother fucker, mother fucker shit, what the hell? is that a tree growing on sarahs head?
"the second we get inside i'm ripping that thing off her head and shoving up her ass"
OMG…not only do I look like a Christmas present wrapped by a 4 year old, but I have gargantuan legs and cankles. Wow, I need to get leg reduction surgery!
Re: nonameperson – Wow…are you wound too tight or what? The only thing you needed to "work out" (was reading my comment physically taxing?) was that French Couture made an entirely demeaning comment about that fact that Americans are not intelligent since they couldn't recognize that stupid hat on SJP's head. I couldn't read past the first few sentences of your rant, as you obviously have an agenda against Americans, or you would have at least berated French Couture for its comment. Really, who cares about French Couture last century or last month…pick a REAL issue, numnutz, and RUN with it.
is that a bee?….eeeeeek.
"Crap, I'm having colics"
…k guys…a jokes a joke…. now someone take the salad off SJP's head….!!
…I hate these bitches.
what the f*ck is that on sjp's head….
WTF is on SJP's head??????????????
she would be thinking "why in the hell did i get stuck next to the goddamn cucumber?!"
"No matter what I do this silly bitch has to always outstage me."
Take the f*cking picture already; and WTF does SJP have on her head!!!
" I'm fat and slutty and sometimes I get naughty. That bitch's a witch, she's giving me an itch. "
God Sarah's hat is effin ugly!!!!
Bitch! i said i was going to wear red! And now this bitch shows up with this stupid hat! we said no hats!
WTF is on SJP's head??????
She is thinking - "What the fuck is wrong with Sarah and that fucking hat - how can anyone need so much to be the center of attention and "the star"- thank god I pushed for enough cash to retire comfortable."
"What the fuck is SJP wearing on her head??"
What the fuck is on horse bitches head and why the hell didn't I show off my gorgeous tits, too? Fuck!! Fuck!! Fuck!! Get me outta here.
"Why is Yetah's dining table center piece on top of this hag's head?"
if she pokes me in the eye with one more time.. I'm gonna flip her shit
I wish I wore a long dress to cover these cankles!
I'm the star of this circus act.
I really needed money
If I could read Kim Cattrall's mind in this picture, she's probably thinking "Look at the Fuckin' Camera Kristin!!!."
'DAMMIT, why did i get stuck next to the shrub!'
"Does Cynthia Nixon really look hotter than me right now, sh*t!"
I hope this dyke bitch wont try to eat me out!!!!