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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > American Idol

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Left: American Idol contestant David Archuleta. Right: Eddie Munster.

150 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. Carrisa says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  2. RICHHH says – reply to this


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    FIRRRRRST!!! GOOD comparison

  3. Hugh Jass says – reply to this


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    Perez Loves Cock!

  4. emily says – reply to this


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    gay

  5. markyboy says – reply to this


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    Best separated at birth yet !

  6. leeanne says – reply to this


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    HAhahahhhh

  7. kay says – reply to this


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    first!

  8. HAHA says – reply to this


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    ,dfndsnf
    HAHAHAHAHA

  9. lisa says – reply to this


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    1st?

  10. Regina says – reply to this


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    LOL…this cracks me up when you do these comparisons. This one is great. Glad his dad got booted from backstage too!!!

  11. Amanda says – reply to this


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    NO NO NO! David is a really cute kid. His dad might be overbearing, but he seems like such a nice person.

  12. kylie says – reply to this


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    david archuleta is adoooooooooorable.

  13. flangie nopants says – reply to this


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    Don't vote for David Archuleta - you'll be wasting your votes. He doesn't deserve to be American Idol - he hasn't got the personality and can't string a sentence together. The person who had the personality to win got voted off (mainly because he was Australian): Michael Johns

  14. PJH says – reply to this


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    hahahahaha, totally. except david archuletta isn't as attractive.
    theperfectred.net

  15. Will says – reply to this


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    ah, David is so much cuter. I bet he comes out as a gay man someday!

  16. fasdfs says – reply to this


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    HAHAH

  17. Ana says – reply to this


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    This made me laugh out loud.
    :]

    I love David.

  18. Christine says – reply to this


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    At least Eddie had a personable attitude. David is wishy washy.

  19. David says – reply to this


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    HA HA HA HA, Perez! Love it!

  20. andrew archuleta says – reply to this


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    I wanna hit it once he's legal. fashooo

  21. Nathan says – reply to this


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    Is it bad that I'm surprised that people even care about Idol anymore? I don't get it.

  22. valerie says – reply to this


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    first!! wahahahahaha…….

  23. Arnold says – reply to this


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    try harder perez..

  24. Cassie says – reply to this


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    I personally think the boy looks like a bat!

  25. duffy says – reply to this


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    what if he reads this site and gets depressed and kills himself Perez you ever think of that? it one thing to make fun of brad Pitt or someone like that' they look mentally stable but David looks like a sweet kid who tends to get made fun of a lot for be in sweet this kind thing is just mean shame on you

  26. steph says – reply to this


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    I HATE DAVID ARCHULETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Kasey says – reply to this


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    Oh Perez!

    He does not look like a Munster…he looks like…..well i guess he kinda does actually.

  28. uncanny says – reply to this


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    The resemblance is uncanny.

  29. Alyssa says – reply to this


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    AAHAH. NICE;)
    BUT STILL!
    I still love David!=D

  30. HeroinHam says – reply to this


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    Eddie Munster sure do have some Munster teeth! YIKES! and I wanna cum on David's face then give him a black eye

  31. Dani says – reply to this


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    Re: duffy – yes. because I'm really sure that he's THAT depressed to want to kill himself after seeing one picture.

  32. Partick says – reply to this


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    I totally hate this fucking loser! He's soooooo fake! I hope he comes in second and his father jumps up on stage and beats him with a wire hanger!

  33. ChristieG says – reply to this


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    I wonder if the American Idol producers will "fix" the results so that he loses just so they won't have to deal with Papa Archuleta!!

  34. Negrita says – reply to this


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    The next American Idol for sure!

  35. Kelsi says – reply to this


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    haha - here's your boy!

  36. hillary berkley says – reply to this


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    HILLARIOUS!! SPOT ON!!!

  37. bb says – reply to this


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    NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. tiffany says – reply to this


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    that's just mean.
    i

  39. Perez is a Petefile! says – reply to this


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    EWWW.. Baby veal, David don't go near him.

    Perez is probably marking a calender as we speak, for the day he turns 18.

    P'Nasty will bite off Archuleta's tiny wennie, as an appetizer!
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    Hide little David, hide!!!!

  40. denise says – reply to this


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    Fuck you Perez! When are you going to do one of yourself with FAT BASTARD from Austin Powers? That would be uncanny. Archie is a superstar

  41. Erika says – reply to this


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    What are you thinking Perez?!?! David is adorable!!

  42. QUEENIE says – reply to this


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    ^^^^
    YOU KNOW IT PEREZ. THAT DAVID KID IS WEIRD. HE'S A WEIRD JESUS LOVER FOR SURE…WEIRDO!!!!
    ******

  43. StillOnIt says – reply to this


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    I knew he reminded me of someone !!! I love The Munsters and David !!! You always get it bang on Perez.

  44. j says – reply to this


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    I LOVE DAVID ARCHULETA!!!!

  45. Beej the Pink Sheep says – reply to this


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    HOLY CRAP! That is waaaay better than a munchichi. That looks like Little David's grade school yearbook photo!!!

    www.PinkSheepOfTheFamily.com

  46. lilb says – reply to this


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    LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. barbie says – reply to this


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    he's got a cute look, give the kid a break ;) VOTE HILARY RODHAM CLINTON not BARAK HUSSAIN OBSAMA !!! HILARY is a FIGHTER & fighting forthe US! EQUAL PAY FOR GIRLS & GAY rights for all! GO HILARY GO GIRLS :) VOTE VOTE HILARY SEXY GIRLS :)

  48. l says – reply to this


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    aww david's cute if i were 15 but this is a good separated at birth. lol

  49. meg says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahahahaa

  50. Lo says – reply to this


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    Don't hate on David, he will win because he's perfect and gorgeous.

  51. esssS says – reply to this


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    Hahaha! big LOL

  52. kara says – reply to this


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    hahaha - totally!

  53. heh says – reply to this


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    Re: duffy
    Are you serious? hahaha! People who have the dstance to themselves, they also can laught at themselves. I'm pretty sure that David can do too ;)

  54. AI Lover says – reply to this


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    LOL!!! that is so funny. I hate David Archuleta. I hope this picture wipes that smarmey smile off his face.

  55. lily222 says – reply to this


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    This kid is nice and has a good voice but no personnality.
    David Cook is the best and deserve to win this contest.

  56. SloppyMatt says – reply to this


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    I think you should also do one with the Vulture from the old Warner Brothers cartoons. His personality is so much like that, "no, no, no" shaking his head while he's trying to find what to say.

  57. Ashley says – reply to this


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    TOTALLY! Perez this one is right on. I KNEW he reminded me of someone.

  58. mable says – reply to this


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    HA HA.. That is awesome!
    That kid is CREEPY… David that is!

  59. jj says – reply to this


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    David looks like he has downsyndrome

  60. afdsdf says – reply to this


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    DAYUMMMM DAVIDS HOTTTT

  61. THEQUEEN says – reply to this


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    David is soooooo cute !! he does not look like that other grimlin kid SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!*vote for david archuleta* :D love you perez xxox

  62. tony mohlman says – reply to this


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    Has anyone else ever watched his hands when he talks? They just fly all over the place. He's the most awkward person I'd ever seen. His interviews are awful and he breaths toooo heavy when he sings. He needs to go on American Gladiator so they can beat him up a few times.

  63. Nora says – reply to this


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    lame, get a life

  64. Fo Realz says – reply to this


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    But David Archuletta's dad is creepier than Eddie Munster's!

  65. Romi says – reply to this


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    I don't see it.

  66. LBA says – reply to this


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    I am very good friends with David's cousins and know the family. They came to a family gathering last year and his father tried to sell his CD to every one at the gathering. He actually has been singing and has been recording for awhile now. I felt sorry for David. He was embarrased at the way his father was pimping him out in front of everyone. It seemed to be more about him than his son David. I hope he wins and cuts the ties with his overbearing father because David is a real nice down-to-earth guy. I will be voting for him on Tuesday.

  67. fat people with blue/pink/green hair are sweaty says – reply to this


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    I HATE YOU FAT FUCK! HOW CAN YOU MAKE FUN OF DAVID ARCHULETA? HE'S SUCH A SWEET, HUMBLE AND HONEST KID…PROBABLY BECAUSE HE'LL NEVER GIVE YOUR SWEATY SMELLY ASS ANY FUCKING CRAZINESS AND STORIES TO POST UP. HE'S BETTER THAN THAT. GO WIPE YOUR ASS WITH SCENTED BABY WIPES PLEASE AND SHOVE IT INTO YOUR MOUTH…OR MADONNA'S, WHATEVER WORKS

  68. jeffarchuleta says – reply to this


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    stop this nonsense. i will find you!

  69. MONCHICHI says – reply to this


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    Don't be silly, Perez. He looks exactly like a MONCHICHI!

  70. DIANE says – reply to this


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    Perez, you look more like Eddie Munster than little David does.

  71. alixsfo says – reply to this


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    what a sweetheart. great talent.

  72. sdad says – reply to this


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    NO one cares about this douchebag. He'll be less popular than Ruben Studdard. BOh gay whores who love it up the ass.

  73. red says – reply to this


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    David is adorable.

  74. Tanner Sundstrom says – reply to this


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    Difference:
    * BUTCH PATRICK (Eddie Munster, The Munsters): CIRCUMCISED (CUT)!!!!!!!!!!
    * DAVID ARCHULETA (himself, American Idol): UNCIRCUMCISED (UNCUT)!!!!!!!

  75. auds says – reply to this


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    oh give me a break!!! when you post dumb shit like this you only make yourself look stupid, perez!!! little david archuleta is a sweet kid who's only real problem is that he has a crazy person for a father!!

  76. NickySue says – reply to this


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    The point of this comparison is that David A is just a kid. Totally unmarketable, unless he ends up somehow someway on a Disney show. I imagine that Simon is praying David A loses and SOON. I predict he will and that the final two will be Cook and Syeisha. Archuleta's time has come. He has gay face too….. I think I mentioned that once before on a previous post. My daughters hate it when I say that, but in five years, if not sooner, he will be switching to play for the other team. YOU CAN BET ON IT.

    Nic

  77. lauren h says – reply to this


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    aw… davids cute. :\

  78. Rachel says – reply to this


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    David doesnt even begin to compare to the ugliness of eddie munster. David is adorable and deserves to win Idol.

  79. fpwaiuefypwiu says – reply to this


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    alright make fun of him but ohh what does he do?
    sing and will be more successful and likeable than you perez
    ohhh right i think so
    and for the person who says he doesnt have any personality
    ….you're stupid and dont know what youre talking about bc you obviously must be a moron
    and when someone said he has a gay face….youre a moron as well
    and say hes going to get voted off who cares whatever you say wont make a damn difference in ANYTHING so lets all stop being complete idiotsabout this whole thing and focus on the more important things…not including being gay or whatever bc thats obviously what you are more concerned about
    except for perez…hes too gay

  80. Mika says – reply to this


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    David A is such a cutie… can't wait till he turned 18 and i hope the skanky disney girls would stay away from him.

  81. kcdc says – reply to this


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    BAHAHAHAHA. funny shit. ilove david

  82. *john says – reply to this


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    STOP IT PEREZ! He's so cute damn it.

  83. Nathaly says – reply to this


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    hahaha it's a great joke!
    but david is a cute guy! (L)
    haha

    it's my first comment here! Yay!

  84. CORN says – reply to this


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    BWAAAAA HA HA.

  85. Cookie says – reply to this


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    hahahaha Very Good Perez! Esta excelente!

    Vote for David Cook!!!

  86. flargle says – reply to this


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    perez how could yoU!!!

  87. Heather says – reply to this


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    OMG - exactly - hysterical!

  88. wiredgirl says – reply to this


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    Hilarious! :)

  89. Erin says – reply to this


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    FINALLY!! Perez I was waiting for you to do this! ALL MY FRIENDS THINGS HE LOOKS LIKE HIM TOO!

  90. SPENCER PRATT says – reply to this


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    looks more like SPENCER PRATT than david

  91. sassnfrass says – reply to this


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    OK, that is just wrong. The kid is 17 and obviously shy. He obviously isn't used to be on LIVE tv. And all this news about his father - poor kid is probably afraid of saying something daddy will chew him out for. He may not be as carrismatic as some others but give the kid a fuckin break already. Imagine being on live TV week after week at only 17 years old. Can't people be nice for a change. Just b/c you may not like him doesn't mean the kid can't sing. He has talent.

  92. davidcookfan says – reply to this


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    no no no perez…he's an innocent, sweet, talented drama club geek let's keep him that way. pick on someone who deserves a "separated at birth" like jason castro w/ the singer from counting crows or a fraggle rock puppet.

  93. mad joe says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA Perez you are awesome. You deserve a big, zero calories COCK!

  94. t('-'t) says – reply to this


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    All the tweenies telling you how mean that is are hilarious. That fanbase is so horrible. As if that gaspy little dull turd doesn't make you hate him enough already. The fantards only add to how annoying he is. The Cook fanbase comes in at a close second with the annoying teenagers. The shitty thing is, I used to do the same shit when I was in my early teens (except I didn't have the net to annoy others with). Now I look back and go "what the fuck was I thinking???". These little girls will come to the same realization in a few years. Trust me girls ;) You'll be ashamed you ever liked him.

    This kid isn't marketable in any way. If he wins I'd have to place him in a tie with Taylor Hicks success wise or just slighty above Hicks. However, this week he will be without daddys help. There's a good chance he'll fuck up royally without the puppetmaster there to pull the strings. If he leaves this week, I'll be like a kid at Christmas. And you KNOW that the fantards will put on a fantastic show online. It would be greater than all past shocker eliminations combined!

  95. heyhey says – reply to this


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    THREESOME!!!!!

  96. Robino says – reply to this


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    David is definitely more fuckable. I'm sure he's a bottom and has a sweet hot latino hole. When is he 18 again?

  97. Kate says – reply to this


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    Hahaha. They're both kinda cute. :P

  98. Anne says – reply to this


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    can someone please boo this freak off the stage? I just want to throw up everytime he 'performs' - YUCK YUCK YUCK

  99. Kate says – reply to this


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    The guy that played Eddie Munster was at the Borders I work at in Fairfield, CT yesterday for a book signing. NO ONE talked to him. Plus, the dude thinks he's some sort of playa with his shirt unbuttoned to show his 50 year old chest hair and gold chain. Gross.

  100. Lydia says – reply to this


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