They Should Have Hired Mariah's Retoucher!
Filed under: Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker "graces" the cover of the new issue of Vogue.
Poor thing!
They couldn't do anything about her face?????????
Posted: May 13, 2008 at 9:45 am
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They Should Have Hired Mariah's Retoucher!Filed under: Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker "graces" the cover of the new issue of Vogue. Poor thing! They couldn't do anything about her face????????? Posted: May 13, 2008 at 9:45 am
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she is so pretty!
Yikes@! definitely needs a little photoshop magic!!
What the fuck Perez?
I'm not understanding how for someone that is supporting a female for president you can be so disrespectful towards females in general. Every time a woman gains a pound you are reading to call names, everytime a female doesn't live up to your idea of beauty you are the first to point it out. To imply that Sarah isn't beautiful just because she may not get daily botox treatments is only sad on your behalf. I feel sorry for you, that you live in a world of fake plastic perfection.
she looks like a man
What, you can't handle the truth? They don't call it verite for nothing.
She looks like herself, not photoshopped or overly lit.
Rock on, SJP. You rule.
My God! Perez, you alone are doing more for the growing clientele of ophthalmologists all over the world with the pictures you show.
hi, let's not criticize actresses who aren't perfect looking, so that us "normies" can watch TV without feeling our self-worth go down the drain and want to slit our wrists because we know we'll never look that good. STOP IT PEREZ, I LOVE YOU BUT YOU CAN'T SAY THINGS LIKE THIS
i think she's beautiful the way she is, and she's never fallen prey to Hollywood ideals of beauty, like *ahem* heidi montag, with the Ginsu knife-edge nose and and puffer fish lips and bloated bustline.
either way, she's a lot prettier than you with your pig nose, perez.
the poor thing really needs a nose job.
Shut the Fuck up Perez you fat fuck. She isn't perfect but I think she looks great. SATC is high fashion, fun and pro-homosexual. I would think you should like SJP in the role of Carrie.
Perez… you, of all people, understand about not being able to do anything with your face.
i think she's pretty.
She looks like she is in mid - sentence…like they were taking pics while she was talking..
this is sad
She looks beautiful! She may not be the standard of beauty but she is confident and comfortable with herself. Just because she isn't a super model, doesn't mean that she is any less attractive.
oh man! when somebody looks retouched in covers u say "oh there is too much photoshop blah blah blahh"… when somebody appears natural you say that "they need photoshop".. please make up your freaking mind! and don't bring people down!
u wish u were on the cover of Vogue…
I'm in london, and all the pictures in the papers are shocking! She looks 100 years old, and nothing like the pictures we usually see. I am a fan, love her style, but have been amazed at how un-SJP she looks, more like SJP's deluded great great aunt, dressing up in clothes from from the youthful airbrushed SJP we know and love. I guess there comes a point when no amount of lighting can help.
She was fug all her life you can't do anything about her face
Why do you think everyone has to be retouched into oblivion?
FIRST
PRETTY LOOKING FOOT FACE
She looks way better than Mariah in everyway!! and she's got one thing Mariah will never have… CLASS…Love SJP!! Shame on you Perez!
Wrong! They should've hired Man-donna's! Sarah looks natural. Man. looked sooooo photoshopped!
Leave her alone. I think she's beautiful. She's not exactly 20 anymore, and people put so much emphasis on women looking like they NEVER age. I wish I looked as great as SJP. She's wonderful.
Enough with the retouching!
fuck you perez,stop hating!
she's an incredible woman.
c'mon perez like you're ever gonna be on the cover of vogue, you fat fuck!
NO way Perez!!!
… good on her (and Vouge) for not having it retouched … more stars should be doing this!!
Hey, at least she's not Rumer LOL
Ew. SJP is a dog. She always has been. It's not age.
I think she looks pretty - but I think that they should have did the cover with all four girls, it would have been better. Still love her
can't wait for the movie!!
Perez how could you diss SJP like that! I think she is one of the most beautiful people ever..and if you don't think so, you obviously have no taste. At least SJP didn't want to photoshop her picture like some other celebrities… I think the cover looks FIERCE!!!!!! Perez stop hatin' ……..cuz you know you want to look that GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
you go girl
Not only is she self made (milllionnns)
She doesn't need surgery to get a man she has a cute wonderful husband , children.
Girls you don't need surgery. She has it all more than most of us ever will and her face is GASP not the typical face.
She is my idol
Shut up Perez, she doesn't have to be conventional to be considered beautiful….you of all people should know that.
She looks Jewy, very very Jewy.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
:)
Im personally tired of hearing how ugly SJP is from the world. I HONESTLY believe shes quite beautiful. No she doesnt fit what society typically views as "pretty" but im THANKFUL of that. Honestly most of the celebrities that get attention for being beautiful arent that wonderful.
You jealous bitches can bash my looks all you want, but I still fucked the shit outta John John Kennedy!!!!! And you hags can ONLY dream about how good his dick feels! And let me tell ya…he's long AND thick!!!! *licking tongue*
Perez, you should look at yourself in the mirror before dissin anyone. SJP looks fantastic. She doesn't look fake like others I could mention. Grow up Perez…
PEREZ!
How didn't you notice this before? She looks like a white version of Dominique from ANTM!!
She looks great! Not even the best retoucher in the world would make you look good Perez!
I THINK SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!
WHOMEVER DOESN'T IS BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
come on, i love her! and her eyebrows are perfect
Perez….Please, sometimes you are just too much of a hypocrite. I've seen you write on here many times, calling people out when they get airbrushed. Now someone comes along who isn't airbrushed and you are bothered by it?
Grow up.
Yikes, Annie Lebovitz is quite experienced. I'm surprised she didn't have her do the look up trick to fix that ugg face.
Okay FIRST you rip on people who get look TOO retouched (Or 'frozen') as you say now you say it's not enough? Make up yo mind Perez! I think she is fierce!
Leave Sarah alone, I love her and she's beautiful. Must she be fake, plastic, and frozen face in order to be accepted by you, Perez? Remember, you're not perfect either!
So wait, she should get plastic surgery? What exactly are you implying?
Dude! Dont be so witchy. Stop bagging on the SJP. I love love love her! She is everywoman. Pretty in her own unique way. Dont take that away from us girls.
She has never been a pretty girl/woman. Even in Square Pegs she was a dog face. People dote on her b/c she's skinny. Just put a bag over that ugly head. As she's aged, her face has thinned. Still just ugly.
I think they should have just photoshop the pic a little more like they would do for anyone else. She looks glamorous though, which is the point.
I'm seriously considering boycotting this site if Perez doesn't stop saying shit about SJP. WTF is his problem with her? She looks SO GOOD on this cover and saying otherwise is just him trying to spark interest.
I think she looks amazing.
PEREZ, YOU ARE A JEALOUS BITCH. SHE LOOKS GREAT. AND ABOUT 100 X BETTER THAN YOUR CATTY PUDGY ASS COULD EVER LOOK!
SHES BEAUTIFUL!!
come on, just because she's not generic looking as most people in the biz doesnt mean she cant rock a cover of vogue
k-a-r-m-a
I'd rather see SJP on the cover of a magazine than the usual ultra-skinny teen models, or plasticized Hollywood clones. No, she doesn't have what we are led to believe is conventional beauty, but she has something! Both she, and her character Carrie are loved the world over. Maybe it's her personality and down to earth attitude. As for this particular shot, she looks wonderfully glamorous, but the way her mouth is open is a bit odd. And what's your problem with her Perez? Is she just another person you've randomly chosen to hate, or won't she pay you for good publicity?
That's fugly with a capital F and then some!
that was really mean of Vogue to pick this pic. It is really bad. With the right angle and lighting she can look fairly decent, but not here.
she looks gorgeous! Not every person on TV or movies has to "be" perfect. SJP is unique and beautiful.
wow
thats all i have to say.
me.
and thats all i have to say.
wow.
it takes i really ugly person to shut me up.
how can she look at herself in the mirror?
she is the ugliest peice of inbred shit i have ever seen!
SARAH HORSE PARKER!
SEX AND THE CITY WITH HOSIE BRADSHAW!!
post a response love you guys!
Re: goose_gal – RE: I MEANT TO SAY HORSIE BRADSHAW!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A HACKIN' HORSE
Leave SJP alone with the ugly comments already! She is not ugly! She is really quite a lovely person. A talented Actor too. She doesn't deserve to be trashed. It is so mean!!!!! You should be ashamed of yourself. Look in the mirror P-dawg! You keep showing us how ugly you are… cause it really is the inside that counts..and your insides are as rotten as old meat!
i think she looks great. if they had totally retouched it to make her look like she was 25, we'd never hear the end of it from you!
cross eyed drrrrr…. so ovaahhh this
BE NICE to Sarah!
Vogue's covers have sucked lately. In the cover with Gwyneth on it, she looked like an alien.
Leave SJP alone, may not be the prettiest picture of her, but she still looks attractive and interesting.
WORSE, It was retouched already!! Yikes, what a hag. Ugly like that can only be rivaled by Trudie Styler.
perez has no spine to take a stance on whether he believes in encouraging photo- touch up or not. he just posts anything for hits regardless of the intent of the actor/singer celeb (i.e., private photos that got out somehow). have a spine perez, take a stance unless you're clueless as to who you are… someday, it'll come back to haunt you…
She looks like crap, I'm sorry…is that the best shot they could get?? Good Lord!
shame shame shame on you! you pompous tool she looks fabulous dont hate her coz u aint her!
your so full of it perez. sarah jessica parker is stunning. and an awesome actor and lead role of incredible long running series that rocked the world. she shits all over you
hey she just looks a bit old
shes not that bad
Perez, I'm trying really hard to still love you, but I don't understand why you always put people's looks down. SJP is a beautiful person inside and out, she may not have the traditional Hollywood beauty that you seem to be comfortable with, but she is beautiful . I will agree that the picture is not the most flattering, but that is the photographer's fault not Sarah's. The lighting in the pic is very flat and it's an awkward pose. Whenever someone is retouched you scream like a Queen, but because this pic is natural you STILL scream like a Queen. What the hell do you want? Make up your mind…do you want natural or Photoshop? Look at yourself in a mirror Perez and try to have a speck of compassion……Please let me still try to enjoy your website!
While she was never really my fave character in SitC, geez you guys… she is in her 40's and she looks great! Prob is, she is too thin. Most women her age are about 30lbs+ heavier (not necessarily a good thing). I bet she still turns heads when she walks into a room. Lets see if half the haters posting on this site are able to say the same thing at her age…
You can't fix it if there is nothing to work with.
I think she looks gorgeous. See, if she WOULD get botox or something, there would be a picture of her face up close, like the christian slater one, about her plastic surgery… I think she has aged beautifully.
I'm more repelled by the big giant hairy arms she's touching than how pale and haggard she looks. But I still wish to look that good when I'm here age!
please, do not talk about things you do know. you americans really got terrible tastes, it is more than ever a proven fact for the entire world…
Miss Jessica Parker looks just stunning! she's one of the 4 US actresses that got this incredible little something called grace (alongside Christina Ricci, Alison Lohman and Jessica Lange), something that totally disappeared from your country 40 years ago.
no wonder why so many american directors & actors are more than ever interested in european & asian actresses. these are the only places where you still can find talented and natural beauties instead of unexpressive plastic dolls you praise and they all can't bear anymore…
FINALLY one to look natural and beautiful as the woman she is! Kudos to Sarah! I'm so fed up with all these women who turn up unrecognisable on the magazine covers.
Nicolina.
she's beautiful! what are you saying? i mean, she's 41? 42? nevermind.
Sarah is the big star from sact, LOVE HER!
Why?
Because she is mature woman who looks natural and damn good for her age?
I know your blogosphere "fame" is built on being a bitchy queen, but it can be done gracefully with humor. Avoiding causing pain to someone only because they are not twenty something anymore. Don't forget you're aging too, we live in a world we create.
Sarah is grat…Sex rulezzz
Screw you guys, SJP is always amazing
shut the fudge up. when these hollywood biznathces get retouched you talk shiz, and then when an ugly and still confident "star" looks like her naturally ugly self you flip your attack. sup wit dat?
Prerezzzzzz!!!! One woman who is natural and u say something like that!!! Shame on u ! She is beautiful !!!
I think she looks good….If she were walking down the street (not famous) everyone would think she looks great but because she is famous people compare her to these fake tucked and pulled movie star bitches out there……
She's beautiful. Everything about her.
wow!! look she still has that Nose! to bad…
I love the way people are acting like she's some sort of hideous beast. C'mon, she doesn't look amazing but she looks fine. It's easy to sit around analysing someone else's face all day long. The woman looks all right- most women of that age do not look as good as she does. She is not anoerexic either. She's quite small and toned. Stop hating on her. None of us even know her.
She is not pretty and it is ok that they didn't do any photoshop to it, HOWEVER, its a pretty horrible picture. The photographer should have helped her to use a better pose, close the mouth and level her eyebrows (one is upper than the other). That would have helped. I think they purposedly choose this pix, maybe they don't like her much at Vogue!
madonna's retoucher is better!! she is old and ugly and so so so thin, but she doesn't look so bad on her album. Think about that !!!
Why the long face Sarah? Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
she's attractive, with natural glamour. Don;t make your jealousy so obvious Perez.
She has very distinct features and I think that makes her even more attractive.
she looks like a foot, enough said!
Fuck off with the age discrimination.
At least she's real.
At least her son recognises her.
At least she's comfortable with who she is.
And…Mario. I don't know that she really gives a flying fuck what you think anyway. You appear to be way older than your 38 years of age.