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Jessica Simpson Is The New Jennifer Aniston

Filed under: Jessica Simpson > Tony Romo

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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have broken up.

Discuss.

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530 comments to “Jessica Simpson Is The New Jennifer Aniston”

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  1. Rachel says – reply to this


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    personally, i think all the VERY public talking she was doing about how she was going to marry him probably scared the sh*t outta him…DUH.

  2. Leslie Star says – reply to this


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    Oh my god.. of course they broke up.. if you shove ring pictures in front of your boyfriends friends you are an idiot. She just needs to be single for a while anyway so she can work on her singing.
    I love perezhilton. On my site www.lesliestar.ca I have a link that you can go directly to him to get new fresh juicy gossip.. Please come and leave a comment! :) Way to go Perez.. Keep up the good work!

  3. Jane says – reply to this


    403

    Who didn't see this coming?!? Tony was probably tired of her dad watching while she sucked his dick…muhhahahaha

  4. MJ says – reply to this


    404

    Jessica who?

  5. AWWW says – reply to this


    405

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  6. C7 says – reply to this


    406

    yeah, i dont believe that at all. false.

  7. isayhellohello says – reply to this


    407

    hahaha
    OMG i had to comment on this pic!!
    I KNEW IT!!!

    So wait wai…another one for her list…. is it 5 that she has slept with?
    keep me updated !!!

  8. Bebe says – reply to this


    408

    THANK GOODNESS!! She kept saying he made her feel like herself and she didn't have to pretend - uh isn't that why she left Nick because she was tired of being herself?? Ya know, a total airhead with a horrible voice and bad imitiation of Christina Aguilera!!

    Well at least she saved a horse and rode a COWBOY!! NEXT!!

  9. LOL says – reply to this


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    hahaha yay! Everyone hates her anyway. Good for Romo, he's too hot and good for her anyway. Its funny b/c in the new issued of Marie Claire (i think) she's like "Im sooo in love!" hahaha obviously the feeling wasnt mutual. nasty no-good whore..

  10. SARAH says – reply to this


    410

    WELL……. HE FINALLY CAME TO HIS SENSES!!! SHE'S TRAILER TRASH WITH A PLASTIC FACE AND NO TALENT! HER SISTER FALLS UNDER THE SAME DESCRIPTION, TOO! I WISH THEY'D GO AWAY! THEY'RE SO OVER!!!

  11. SARAH says – reply to this


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    WELL, TONY FINALLY CAME TO HIS SENSES! THE SIMPSON SISTERS ARE NOTHING BUT TRAILER TRASH WITH PLASTIC FACES, AND NO TALENT!! THEY'RE SO OVER!!!!

  12. tabarnac says – reply to this


    412

    what happened? poor jessica!!

  13. Jennifer says – reply to this


    413

    BWAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! I knew she was desperate with that whole "future husband" thing. Freak! Now go back to mourning the fact that you dumped the one guy who loved you.

  14. coochi says – reply to this


    414

    feel bad for her. We all deserve love.

  15. Jenn says – reply to this


    415

    About time

  16. C7 says – reply to this


    416

    Jessica was JUST on EXTRA. They did not break up. They are still together. I usually like perez cause they have REAL stories. I'm disappointed in perez today.

  17. iv says – reply to this


    417

    Maybe for once she will learn to keep her mouth shot and not talk marriage after a few good months of dating a guy known to be a player.So stuuuuuuupid

  18. Linny says – reply to this


    418

    I haven't heard this anywhere else… Really?

  19. Kirsty B says – reply to this


    419

    OMG!!!! I really hoped they would stay together. She deserves to happy

  20. leita says – reply to this


    420

    lo siento jessica. i know tony romo's sister, she goes to usc. maybe jessica should hang out with some sexy usc football players.

  21. matt says – reply to this


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    tony romo is a douche bag. but jessica is just as dumb. they were perfect for each other!

  22. dinodavid220 says – reply to this


    422

    i liked them together…..i would love to eat his asshole though……damn hes a fine ass motherfucker……i would love to smack a load of cum looking at him naked…….ummmmmmmm

  23. becky says – reply to this


    423

    HA-HA-HA-HA-HAH!!! I knew it!!! This woman is death! She must be the most boring person on EARTH! I mean: Really! She had that interview where she pronounces Tony Romo her future husband. Lord! This woman was forced onto Romo BIG TIME by Homer…I mean, Mr. Simpson, and everything I've read about "the couple" is so…I don't know, like Romo is going along for the ride, I don't feel that he's interested in anything long-term with this bimbo.

  24. abby says – reply to this


    424

    great, he deserves someone else

  25. Sim says – reply to this


    425

    WOW. I actually believed they were gonna make it together.
    I still prefer her to Ashlee though.

  26. Jane says – reply to this


    426

    To put it bluntly…well, she's got her looks now but she isn't exactly the whole package now is she? Most people want to marry someone who they're attracted to of course, but they want someone who is articulate and educated as well. It's not explicitly stated if he received his bachelor's degree (respectfully), but regardless, I'm pretty sure he would prefer to marry someone with a similar educational background as him because it's difficult to relate to someone if they don't share similar interests, experiences, or life goals with you.

  27. Ken Paves says – reply to this


    427

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha at least she can start wearing makeup again she looked awful trying to please Tony Homo

  28. PPC says – reply to this


    428

    she is so f…ing lame it is funny. i would blow a load in her ass and never come back. she is a hack

  29. sdfdf says – reply to this


    429

    get back together with

  30. so what says – reply to this


    430

    SHE IS SHORT AND STUBBY AND SHE HAS A MANLY DOGGIE FACE

  31. SHE IS NASTY says – reply to this


    431

    SHE HAS THROW HERSELF SPREAD LEGGED AT ONE CELEBRITY AFTER ANOTHER. WHY THE HELL ANYONE WOULD WANT HER IS BEYOND ME. SHE IS UGLY AND IF YOU SANK YOUR COCK IN HER YOUD GET NICK, JOHNS AND TONYS NASTY JISM ALL OVER YOUR COCK–YUCK

  32. MARLA says – reply to this


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    Hey! I like her better than the old broad jennifer aniston,at least her body parts are not fakes.Love Jessica but it is Jennifer who crawls on all fours any thing for a PR shot .jennifer anistons loves the tabloids.

  33. Arizona says – reply to this


    433

    Heard it on Johnjay and Rich last week….sorry Perez

  34. aussie says – reply to this


    434

    It would have been those photos of her stuffing her face with blue cake. Not hot.

  35. Really says – reply to this


    435

    Perez i agree with you JS is the new JA. And why you may asked people because THEY ARE ALWAYS DUMPED BY THEIR MEN. Bwahahhaha only Jessica is looking prettier than Maniston. and also Maniston gets to have JS sloppy second urinator John Mayer got to love it bwahahahhaha!! both will be on the black book of John Mayer lmaoooooooo with an XXX across their names lame and dumb blonds!

  36. y0m0m says – reply to this


    436

    okay, great! now we can focus on winning the super bowl this year. he can hit it again at the after party.

  37. y0m0m says – reply to this


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    Also, all of you saying who would want that she has been with this celeb and that celeb blah blah..

    Guess what? Your wife probably has been around the block too, she's just not famous so it's not in every magazine and every other tv channel. POW!!!

  38. morgan says – reply to this


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    Thank god! she dumps nick, who obviously loved her. She hated his addiction to sports and now she's morphing into a sports fan! She needs to figure out who she is and work on that before looking for love.

  39. Bovvered says – reply to this


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    He had a lucky escape, just like Nick Lachey had a lucky escape. I prefer her to her sister Asslee (although i can't stand either's music) but i hate the way she put's everything out there. I dont want to know how her stupid boyfriend makes her feel or when she's gonna marry him. I'm not interested. I have far more respect for "celebrities" that dont dish the dirt on their private life and keep it private like it should be. And Jennifer Aniston did keep her private life private. It was just unfortunate for her that the fact her scumbag ex husband (yes i'm talking about Brad Pitt) ran off with Bitchface Angelina Jolie was played out in the press for all to see. Now i feel sorry for Jennifer Aniston but i dont for Jessica Simpson. She's a talentless air head and her 15 mins of fame is up!

  40. jessica ono says – reply to this


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    first she broke up the great 98 degrees and now tony,s heart whats next? playboy with her sister ;new nose;

  41. dismaldee says – reply to this


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    Who didn't see that coming… Espeically with all that future-husband crap… I know I'd run like hell…

  42. tiny dancer says – reply to this


    442

    and this surprises you cause?

  43. C Dubs says – reply to this


    443

    Good… now me and tony can have little eiu babies and they will all be gifted athletes.

  44. Caitlin from SoCal says – reply to this


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    YAY! I hate her! She deserves to be miserable!!

    And now Tony can have a real woman….

  45. Melissa says – reply to this


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    NOOO>…I don't wanna believe it…I won't believe it until it's proen to be true

  46. Ryan says – reply to this


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    Ladies here's a tip: men don't like desperate women who feel the need to always have a relationship. Women like this this dumb cunt Jessica or that fugly bitch Jennifer Anuston give independent women bad names. Men want a challenge and someone who isn't just a "hole with a heartbeat". IMO Jessicunt and Anuston deserve to be alone the rest of their pitiful lives. Maybe they should hook up and become wringly old dykes together?

  47. Just Me says – reply to this


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    I'm from Burlington where Tony is from and I think as long as he focuses more on his game who cares who he dates? He's trying to the make the best of a great thing. Why not date someone famous if you could? Like anyone else wouldn't try it?

  48. Mickee says – reply to this


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    OH THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!! Now we can get back to being the Cowboys I know we can be and kick MAJOR ASS this season!!!!WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

  49. agirlsview says – reply to this


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    Re: Ryan

    No Ryan, and all other men, get over yourselves, assholes. Tony Romo can have anything he wants because he is young, semi good looking, famous and has lots of money. He'll settle down when he's older, balding and fat. Jessica and Jennifer will prevail and if they really wants marriage and babies they can get it with a non celebrity.

  50. nat says – reply to this


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    Great! Now maybe her, that Anniston whore and that asshole Mayer can pull a threesome and die in a fire.

  51. RoCkY! says – reply to this


    451

    So much for "my future husband"…… LOL

  52. Nina says – reply to this


    452

    FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate her and Tony can do better.

  53. Mae says – reply to this


    453

    uh, well, DUH?

  54. jenna says – reply to this


    454

    She shouldn't have gone on a publicity "tour" claiming her love for him, and how she wanted to marry him. She scared the hell out of him. Period.

  55. skins says – reply to this


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    This pathetic loser actually went on ET last night to try to deny it. Tony, get a grip man, get rid of this leach before football season

  56. rae says – reply to this


    456

    Awee that sucks I like Jess
    Nick totally Fucked her over
    She doesnt deserve this kinda
    shit :(
    LMFAO my family and neighbours
    had a bet on how long they would stay
    together.. I wanna see who won!!!:)

  57. Kay says – reply to this


    457

    I hope so, he'll be better off.

  58. Dgirl says – reply to this


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    Call me a source but, they have not broken up, I know for a fact they are still together and "in love" They are both in aww of eachother, if they will last or not who knows but, they are still together, they have been apart cause Jes is helping Ashley with wedding plans, and Tony is getting ready for training camp and so on, they both have lives they are not like you and me that have a 9 to 5 and live in the same home. So guys do not be haters, it does not hurt or help any of us if she is happy, just let it be.

  59. Erin says – reply to this


    459

    Shocker.

  60. Julio says – reply to this


    460

    it was because of his horrible rendition of 'take me out to the ballgame.'

  61. Lola says – reply to this


    461

    Thats so great!! I think all Dallas Cowboys fans are soooooo happy…

  62. j says – reply to this


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    Thats becasue he finally saw her in the morning! He can get way hotter chicks - GOOD FOR YOU TONY!

  63. ......... says – reply to this


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    most men want a piece of her and thats exactly what it was got some ass and ran.. not suprising at all!

  64. julie says – reply to this


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    and she said they were getting married and she was so in love.. wonder what happened? Nick might be laughing but his girlfriend is a piece of work…..
    Besides, Jessica has absolutely no talent…

  65. Jen says – reply to this


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    I think from the very beginning this girl was in love with being in love and it didn't matter who she was with or who she had to be as long as he doted on her and made her feel like a queen. I noticed it when Nick would pull away as she pulled him close to kiss, I noticed it when she morphed into a "deep thinker" with John and then she turned all sports fan with Tony. She will be whatever the guy wants so long as he treats her like some fairy tale princess. The girl needs to find out who she is and find someone who will love her for herself…not who she pretends to be. I feel sorry for her because I think that deep down she is a good girl who just wants to be loved.

  66. chitown lady says – reply to this


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    WHO GIVES A SHIT……..WHO GIVES A F**K………she is hardly worthy of fame………….She is a talentless want ta be……she never will be…..why can't she get that fact through her stupid blond head…………….GO AWAY Do mankind a favor….

  67. Chewey says – reply to this


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    Probably because she is EXTREMELY high maintenance. I am very good friends with Ryan Cabrera's step-family and when he dated Ashley, he even said that they both were very very high maintenance.

  68. Leslie says – reply to this


    468

    Re: alex – Other people's comments are way better than his. That's the only reason I come here, you people crack me up.

  69. WTF says – reply to this


    469

    I live in Dallas and the story here is that Tony called her from a Chicago bar, put her on speaker phone in front of his friends, and starting asking her things about their sex life. If its true, then he deserves to be dumped. That guys opinion of himself is getting out of hand. She can do SO much better.

  70. Anon says – reply to this


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    Re: Dgirl
    So she's helping her sister get married, and he's prepping for training camp, why are there rumors of them breaking up then? Since you're a "source", tell her and her father, that it's not cool to spread rumors like this and that if this is what they have to do to get press, then they're more pathetic than I thought.

  71. Aubrey says – reply to this


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    Re: lili – Maybe their 8 billion children will turn on them one day and kill them. That would be awesome. Also, if Jessica was going to cheat, could she not have cheated with someone that was decent looking or atleast not disgusting?

  72. jav says – reply to this


    472

    About Fucking time!!!!

  73. Jenfraud says – reply to this


    473

    No Perez, you got it backwards:

    Jennifer Aniston is the OLDer version of Jessica Simpson getting her sloppy second GOLDEN SHOWER LOL!!! Anyway they are at the same level among the pathetic C-listers.

  74. jt471 says – reply to this


    474

    there is nothing wrong with her except that nobody wants to be PUSHED into marriage.

  75. Cinner says – reply to this


    475

    GOOD! He is way too hot and well….way too everything for her.

  76. HILLARY)*)*)*)*08080808 says – reply to this


    476

    whats that suppose to mean? Jessica ugly dumbass slutty simpson should not even be said in the say sentence as Jennifer Aniston Jennifer is so cute! hey I just had an idea! maybe if Jen and John dont work out maybe Jen and Nick can get together since both of their significant others both shit all over them!!!! talk about a hot ass couple!!! im glad Tony finally got rid of her dumbass! she must really have something wrong with her she cant get a guy for shit! Guess she'll just have to reintroduce herself to herself! what a fucking retard! She deserves to be alone and unhappy the rest of her pathetic ass life!! goes to show some guys do what a WOMAN with a brain not a child thats stupid. I have no idea why people are even commenting on here anymore after Newlyweds and her shitting all over Nick she was done. Nick was the best thing that will have ever happened to her! im so glad she was a stupid whore and divorced him! He deserved so much better!!!!

  77. shes a has been Next....... says – reply to this


    477

    oh boo fucking hooo now the whiny ugly stupid ass bitch is alllll alone again! so sad!

  78. Sophia says – reply to this


    478

    YOU IDIOTS IT"S NOT TRUE!!!!!!!

  79. Jessica is such a fucking retard!!! says – reply to this


    479

    awww boohoooo now she'll just have to curl up to her fake ass hair extenions and cry to old dvds of Newlyweds! dumbass cunt! get a clue whore no one likes you anymore! only stupid ass teenage boys! but guess what your tits are already starting to sag! fucking gross! by 35 they'll be looking like flapjacks! god shes so nasty! glad Tony finally smartened up!!!!! she deserves to be alone forever!!!!!!

  80. Momma Mary says – reply to this


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    They went at it TO FAST!!!

  81. ha ha says – reply to this


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    he needs to run far far away from this girl. her father is a psychopath - and screw her for blasting in magazines that he's her "future husband" - DUDE. PLAY IT COOL! she sucks, good for romo.

  82. Tony Romo says – reply to this


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    Im so glad I finally got rid of her skank ass! her tits we saggy as fuck with big ass cow nipples! disgusting really! her snatch was hairy and and as fucking big as the grand canyon with big ass saggy lips and it smelled like rotten fish! she always wanted it in the ass but even that hole was all used up! then she had the nerve to ask if her dad could watch!!!! who the hell could stay with something so foul??so just remember all this next time you look at her skank ass and think shes hot!!!

  83. cow nips!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


    483

    I was Jessicas boyfriend back when she was a teenager. she was 15 and even though we didnt fuck we did mess around. she cant suck a dick for shit and her tits are so gross. her nips are bigger than her tits!!!! moooooooo!!!!!!

  84. PoorJess says – reply to this


    484

    She royally screwed up when she divorced Nick Laychey. Both of their careera were more successful when they were together. I bet she's learning her lesson now. Now Romo can go back to playing football. On the bright side at least she's not pregnant…..I doubt Romo has super-sperm like that major douche Tom Brady. (BOOOO!)

  85. shorty says – reply to this


    485

    Jessica and Jenn will always be unhappy because they both left their one person they wanted to be with.

  86. Marco Pervo says – reply to this


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    The difference is Jessica is deep down a sweet, good looking woman and can strike all of this up sowing her oats after rushing into marriage.
    Jennifer is a much older, bitter, unlovable, can't-carry-a-movie or keep a boyfriend MANISTON.

  87. vero says – reply to this


    487

    Wow…she sucks, & she is on the cover of glamour calling him her future husband!! HAHA… what a loser she'll never learn, should've stayed with Nick dumb ass!!!

  88. amber says – reply to this


    488

    aww thats really sad.. she seemed really happy and so did he … oh well, i guess he wasnt mr. right for her after all

  89. perez sux sometimes says – reply to this


    489

    WHY DO YOU SHIT ON JENNIFER ANISTON BUT HAVE SYMPATHY FOR DITA VON SHITFACE? Angelina Whoreline and Evan Rachel Woods are the same as the VITO FUCKFACE (congressman from S I) bitch they are all the same WHORES THAT SLEEP WITH MARRIED MEN.

    NOW AS FOR JESSICA SIMPSON…..hahahahahahhhahahaahahahhahaahah SHE DESERVES EVERYTHING SHE GETS…..SHE NEEDS TO LEARN ITS NOT ALWAYS ABOUT HER…..NICK IS HAPPIER THAN EVER AND NOW TONY HOMO WILL TRY AND BE THE DEREK JETER OF FOOTBALL……NY GIANTS ARE STILL THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPS

  90. Beautiful, Built, Wealthy and Healthy says – reply to this


    490

    Any guy would be damn lucky to have either one of them, and would have it mostly made in the shade. The shoe simply has to fit, and it hasn't. Some people find their partner early, and some just don't. Isn't Aniston worth like 150 million? That's no charity case in anyone's book, lol, and neither is Simpson. She's beautiful, built, wealthy and healthy, and so is Jenn.

  91. Caturday says – reply to this


    491

    They broke up cuz he can't sing — HAHA

  92. Sane says – reply to this


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    lol…i bet she wishes she didn't listen to her greedy ass daddy and stayed with Nick…dumb, dumb, dumb!…

  93. nicole says – reply to this


    493

    WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  94. Jill says – reply to this


    494

    I really hate to hear this! Jessica needs someone to settle down with so badly. Her desire for that is so apparent. He should show some respect, it's the least he could do.

  95. Katie says – reply to this


    495

    Come on, we all knew it was over when she called Tony her "future husband."

  96. Doris says – reply to this


    496

    I'm so glad!!! I did not like seeing him with her. He is just too good for her. I love him!

  97. beth says – reply to this


    497

    maybe she shouldn't have been calling him her future husband in her magazine interviews…

  98. Jen says – reply to this


    498

    NO!!! :( I love Jessica. I am so sad for her.

  99. Mrs. R. says – reply to this


    499

    Poor thing!

  100. Ami says – reply to this


    500

    Perez know your goddamn place in life you cockroach! Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson are not even from the same planet. Jennifer can make complete sentences while with Jessica it is highly unlikely! If you want to compare her to anyone compare her to yourself miserable blob!

    Also pray that some day she'll find someone because it will mean that you too can find someone who can stand you!

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