WTF?
Filed under: Anglophilia > Music Minute > Brooke Hogan > Girls Aloud
This better be a joke!!!!!
Her music "career" failed in the U.S., so now she's giving it a go in the U.K.!
On Friday, Brooke Hogan is scheduled to open for UK super girlgroup Girls Aloud at London's O2 Arena.
Why? Why???? WHY?
Girls Aloud is HUGE. They can pick almost anyone they want to open for them!
We just don't get it.
Why Brooke????
Maybe they were thinking: "If we get a really shitty opening act, everyone will love us THAT MUCH MORE when we go on."
Yeah, if they haven't walked out by then!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: May 14, 2008 at 11:00 am



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WOW, you guys are brutal, Yikes!! I agree the dress is not one of her better ones, but she is an attractive girl and has a pretty singing voice.
GA=
Ermmm I'm going to the concert on Friday and I really hope this dumb bint isn't there!!!
What does Brooke tell the shoe salesman–"I will take those wedges in medium Tranny size"
I live in the u.k nd girls aloud arnt that big they reli couldnt have any one open 4 them, look at it this way over here in the u.k brooke seems like a massive star but to use she reli isnt same wit girls aloud they cant sell a single outside of the uk.
what the fuck is she wearing?!
she looks trashier with every new pic i see of her. nice dress -_^ lol
Brooke gives better head than my girlfriend, but nick's butthole is tighter,till those prison boys get a hold of him!!!
Why does she always make herself look like a really cheap hooker?
SHE WAS BORN A MAN!!!!!! Ewwwwy! She should move to the UK, what a loser! She's a big nothing. Don't report on him….. I mean "her".
okay first: that pic makes her look like a drag queen, and second: eeww brooke hogan i mean shes a hogan i didnt find out about her until her dad went on wwe and introduced her into the world. PS: big mistake!
she has one huge fucking belly button
Am I the only one who spies a nip slip??
And she's standing in that, "I gotta go pee" pose.
She looks like she is 40 year old, and she needs a stylist so badly. Maybe she should hire me.
PEREZ! SHE SHOULD TRY OUT FOR THAT NEW RUPAUL DRAG SHOW!
Can I just say… MORGAN FAIRCHILD… she is what 60 now???
Dude #5, You would apparently "Do" a rat… enough said…. so sad…
What a fugly dress!
what happened to the days when her dad was soooooooooo protective of her to wear clothes that covered her up.
she looks like a prostitute,, y doesnt she become a wrestelin bitch like her poppa….LOL… toooo FUnny
Where does she buy her outfits? I've never seen a store that sells such mess.
Dude she looks like a fucking hooker. She has no damn respect for herself.
HERE is some advice TONE down the makeup & cover up a little more. You can be sexy NOT SLUTTY. OH & your music sucks
what is she wearing?
I just really really really hope
she doesn't look in the mirror and think
"wow i look really good." yikes!
at first i thought it was Morgan Fairchild:D
Poor girl, doesnt she have anyone to point out that her clothes are slutty?
my uncle had her
she charges a grande.
he did not tip
wow.
some of you people are so mature.
so what if people like girls aloud, grow up and stop slagging them off.
i for one love them, but listen to metal music.
learn to appreciate good music when you hear it.
and they are big in the uk, every day they are in the papers..
ashley and cheryl are the new posh and becks.
x
i feel sorry for her, shes so spoilt and now her life is falling apart. She is so gonna fail in the uk. just shut up brooke.
Perez, it's pretty standard to have little known, new acts supporting the headliner.
Woo…I'm going to see them tomorrow at the o2 x
Re: daize –
"wow.
some of you people are so mature.
so what if people like girls aloud, grow up and stop slagging them off."
Yeah and the dumb cunt and "trailer trash redneck" comments.
Where I am from, the only people who use words like that are well.. trash.
So it's not surprising to see them acting like that. These people are no better than the persona they are attacking.
Most of the time when someone is attacking another person, they are attacking that part of that person that reminds them of something THEY don't like about themselves.
And they don't even realize it.
Like for example, Perez calling other people fat or ugly. Helloooo
BTW to the guys that are dissing her in here.
ACK hit submit too soon. (Premature submitulation)
Anyhow, to the guys that are slamming her. MOST ANY OF YOU would hit that in a second. You can lie about it and say you wouldn't because NONE OF YOU WOULD HAVE A CHANCE and you know it. So it's the sour grapes routine.
Brit - I know one line from one song and I'm actually quite proud that's all that has made it into my sub conscious seeing as I have these god awful harridans rammed down my ear canals daily in the UK.
Daize - Wtf are you banging on about? Do you realise how much you are contradicting yourself? Talking about good music and then in the next breath trying prove how big GA are by the amount of press Cheryl gets because of her dirtbag husband? You've just proved that people are more concerned with GA's image and personal lives than their music.
Well done. You really know your stuff don't you? A fine music critic you will make.
Brooke looks like she's about to ask if I wanna buy a lap dance.
how about because in the o2 the opening act is chance to eat the food you spent an hour queuing for or to get to the bar/loo without missing anything good!!!
They must have been going for "cheap" — in every way.
Re: ida – shut up i love girls aloud and i went to see them last night (friday at O2) and im 15 not 10, just coz u dont like them doesnt mean u have the only opinion in the world.
she didnt open, there were two men and a girl group called 'the saturdays' and then girls aloud. no brooke x
Omg, are you kidding me is right! For such a pretty girl, too bad she inherited her parents lame ass style.
HOOKER! BUY SOME CLOTHES!
This poor girl should have been born a gay man ! She looks more like a ballroom dancing drag queen than a singer….For real I know people who would work for pennies and put together a better outfit!
i think is for halloween right???
horrible tu vestido…..
Please give it up and get a real job. You need to. Really.
if i could bitch slap everyone who was hatin on the hogan's i swear i would .
bet you would shut your mouth if it was your family , noone cares about regular people though , cuz it's so different when it's a celebrity right ??