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WTF?

Filed under: Anglophilia > Music Minute > Brooke Hogan > Girls Aloud

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This better be a joke!!!!!

Her music "career" failed in the U.S., so now she's giving it a go in the U.K.!

On Friday, Brooke Hogan is scheduled to open for UK super girlgroup Girls Aloud at London's O2 Arena.

Why? Why???? WHY?

Girls Aloud is HUGE. They can pick almost anyone they want to open for them!

We just don't get it.

Why Brooke????

Maybe they were thinking: "If we get a really shitty opening act, everyone will love us THAT MUCH MORE when we go on."

Yeah, if they haven't walked out by then!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

145 comments to “WTF?”

More comments: « 1 [2]

  1. Jacque says – reply to this


    101

    WOW, you guys are brutal, Yikes!! I agree the dress is not one of her better ones, but she is an attractive girl and has a pretty singing voice.

  2. &hearts says – reply to this


    102

    GA=

  3. Jules says – reply to this


    103

    Ermmm I'm going to the concert on Friday and I really hope this dumb bint isn't there!!!

  4. SuperDutyDave says – reply to this


    104

    What does Brooke tell the shoe salesman–"I will take those wedges in medium Tranny size"

  5. jordan says – reply to this


    105

    I live in the u.k nd girls aloud arnt that big they reli couldnt have any one open 4 them, look at it this way over here in the u.k brooke seems like a massive star but to use she reli isnt same wit girls aloud they cant sell a single outside of the uk.

  6. gi says – reply to this


    106

    what the fuck is she wearing?!

  7. alissa says – reply to this


    107

    she looks trashier with every new pic i see of her. nice dress -_^ lol

  8. the hulkster says – reply to this


    108

    Brooke gives better head than my girlfriend, but nick's butthole is tighter,till those prison boys get a hold of him!!!

  9. River_Lissa says – reply to this


    109

    Why does she always make herself look like a really cheap hooker?

  10. me says – reply to this


    110

    SHE WAS BORN A MAN!!!!!! Ewwwwy! She should move to the UK, what a loser! She's a big nothing. Don't report on him….. I mean "her".

  11. Danii says – reply to this


    111

    okay first: that pic makes her look like a drag queen, and second: eeww brooke hogan i mean shes a hogan i didnt find out about her until her dad went on wwe and introduced her into the world. PS: big mistake!

  12. bitch says – reply to this


    112

    she has one huge fucking belly button

  13. Desiree says – reply to this


    113

    Am I the only one who spies a nip slip??

  14. Shotsie says – reply to this


    114

    And she's standing in that, "I gotta go pee" pose.

  15. debra says – reply to this


    115

    She looks like she is 40 year old, and she needs a stylist so badly. Maybe she should hire me.

  16. Little Red! says – reply to this


    116

    PEREZ! SHE SHOULD TRY OUT FOR THAT NEW RUPAUL DRAG SHOW!

  17. Texas Girl says – reply to this


    117

    Can I just say… MORGAN FAIRCHILD… she is what 60 now???

  18. Texas Girl says – reply to this


    118

    Dude #5, You would apparently "Do" a rat… enough said…. so sad…

  19. Beth says – reply to this


    119

    What a fugly dress!

  20. ilby says – reply to this


    120

    what happened to the days when her dad was soooooooooo protective of her to wear clothes that covered her up.

  21. Yannick says – reply to this


    121

    she looks like a prostitute,, y doesnt she become a wrestelin bitch like her poppa….LOL… toooo FUnny

  22. AMO says – reply to this


    122

    Where does she buy her outfits? I've never seen a store that sells such mess.

  23. kayla says – reply to this


    123

    Dude she looks like a fucking hooker. She has no damn respect for herself.
    HERE is some advice TONE down the makeup & cover up a little more. You can be sexy NOT SLUTTY. OH & your music sucks ;)

  24. Kat says – reply to this


    124

    what is she wearing?
    I just really really really hope
    she doesn't look in the mirror and think
    "wow i look really good." yikes!

  25. **** says – reply to this


    125

    at first i thought it was Morgan Fairchild:D
    Poor girl, doesnt she have anyone to point out that her clothes are slutty?

  26. dkekke says – reply to this


    126

    my uncle had her
    she charges a grande.
    he did not tip

  27. daize says – reply to this


    127

    wow.
    some of you people are so mature.
    so what if people like girls aloud, grow up and stop slagging them off.
    i for one love them, but listen to metal music.
    learn to appreciate good music when you hear it.
    and they are big in the uk, every day they are in the papers..
    ashley and cheryl are the new posh and becks.

    x

  28. dave* says – reply to this


    128

    i feel sorry for her, shes so spoilt and now her life is falling apart. She is so gonna fail in the uk. just shut up brooke.

  29. Kev says – reply to this


    129

    Perez, it's pretty standard to have little known, new acts supporting the headliner.

  30. Lou says – reply to this


    130

    Woo…I'm going to see them tomorrow at the o2 x

  31. Kevin says – reply to this


    131

    Re: daize
    "wow.
    some of you people are so mature.
    so what if people like girls aloud, grow up and stop slagging them off."

    Yeah and the dumb cunt and "trailer trash redneck" comments.

    Where I am from, the only people who use words like that are well.. trash.

    So it's not surprising to see them acting like that. These people are no better than the persona they are attacking.

    Most of the time when someone is attacking another person, they are attacking that part of that person that reminds them of something THEY don't like about themselves.

    And they don't even realize it.

    Like for example, Perez calling other people fat or ugly. Helloooo

  32. Kevin says – reply to this


    132

    BTW to the guys that are dissing her in here.

  33. Kevin says – reply to this


    133

    ACK hit submit too soon. (Premature submitulation)

    Anyhow, to the guys that are slamming her. MOST ANY OF YOU would hit that in a second. You can lie about it and say you wouldn't because NONE OF YOU WOULD HAVE A CHANCE and you know it. So it's the sour grapes routine.

  34. Please keep Brooke Horgan says – reply to this


    134

    Brit - I know one line from one song and I'm actually quite proud that's all that has made it into my sub conscious seeing as I have these god awful harridans rammed down my ear canals daily in the UK.

    Daize - Wtf are you banging on about? Do you realise how much you are contradicting yourself? Talking about good music and then in the next breath trying prove how big GA are by the amount of press Cheryl gets because of her dirtbag husband? You've just proved that people are more concerned with GA's image and personal lives than their music.

    Well done. You really know your stuff don't you? A fine music critic you will make.

  35. Erwin says – reply to this


    135

    Brooke looks like she's about to ask if I wanna buy a lap dance.

  36. kab says – reply to this


    136

    how about because in the o2 the opening act is chance to eat the food you spent an hour queuing for or to get to the bar/loo without missing anything good!!!

  37. ballerina says – reply to this


    137

    They must have been going for "cheap" — in every way.

  38. emzly says – reply to this


    138

    Re: ida – shut up i love girls aloud and i went to see them last night (friday at O2) and im 15 not 10, just coz u dont like them doesnt mean u have the only opinion in the world.

  39. Rosie x says – reply to this


    139

    she didnt open, there were two men and a girl group called 'the saturdays' and then girls aloud. no brooke x

  40. Jules says – reply to this


    140

    Omg, are you kidding me is right! For such a pretty girl, too bad she inherited her parents lame ass style.

  41. lori says – reply to this


    141

    HOOKER! BUY SOME CLOTHES!

  42. Amy says – reply to this


    142

    This poor girl should have been born a gay man ! She looks more like a ballroom dancing drag queen than a singer….For real I know people who would work for pennies and put together a better outfit!

  43. dmc says – reply to this


    143

    i think is for halloween right???

    horrible tu vestido…..

  44. Be a Waitress, Like Your Mom says – reply to this


    144

    Please give it up and get a real job. You need to. Really.

  45. rinnrinn says – reply to this


    145

    if i could bitch slap everyone who was hatin on the hogan's i swear i would .
    bet you would shut your mouth if it was your family , noone cares about regular people though , cuz it's so different when it's a celebrity right ??

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