Drowning Her Sorrows
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Jessica Simpson > Love Line > John Mayer > Tony Romo
Poor Jugs!
Jessica Simpson reportedly got good and wasted the day John Meyer "went public" with that thing he's having with Jennifer Aniston.
Jess was said to be very upset about John - not Tony Romo, the guy who JUST dumped her.
Romo supposedly dumped Simpson because she never really got over Mayer.
A tore up Jess dived into a 4 hour drinking session last week at Mexicali Cocina Cantina in L.A. to numb the pain she was feeling. Joining her was BFF Cacee Cobb and Cobb's boy, Scrubs actor Donald Faison.
Simpson got so plastered that she had to call her mom, Tina, for a ride home. (Thankfully she didn't drink and drive).
Cobb was reportedly shitfaced too, so she couldn't motor Jessica home. Cacee was SO drunk that she barfed under the table they were at.
Classy!
[Image via WENN.]
Re: Sheila – I want to be like Sheila
Shit Happens
WHAT LOSERS! You are losing your looks bitch!
It does not look promising for Ms. Simpson…not at all. Downward spiral…. (Debbie the downer! Wonh….WONHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Keep true to YOURSELF…
Re: Cynthia – I'd hit her in a heartbeat!! she is SOOO HOT!! YUMMY
ure a fukn racist Paris!!! calling faison a "boy" is racist!!!!!!
Cheer up, you always have papa pervert.
To #96 - does she still "sing"? - U made me wonder when the hell I saw that SNL episode. The only thing I found so far was when they co-hosted together in January of 2004. I thought it was much longer ago than that… Im still looking! I know it was them!
This is all true but Papa will fix this. He will go to Tony and pay him some more money. Jessic will suck a little more*%$# and he will accept her back. Papa is working on the publicity stunt now. Jessica sure taught John Mayer how to pull these stunts.
Re: j_stpp@yahoo.com – That is NOT racist. Women I know refer to their b/f , husbands, etc. as "my man" "my boy" and guys say "my girl" "my lady". NOT RACIST AT ALL.
Don't even bother trying to turn this into a race thing you idiot.
Sometimes alcohol is the best solution, lol!
How much more am I going to have to endure this annoying blonde GASH! Why does'nt she do a movie? Oh that's right the dumb BITCH can't act. How about make a new record? Oh that's right the damn COW can't sing. Every remake she does sound like a fart into a toilet. Her movies are about as popular as Paris Hilton's. Why does'nt she just get married and have babies? Oh that's right she scares men off with her brain or lack there of and is sleeping with her old man Daddy Joe. The kid would have two heads. So the best possible option? Jessica just do us all a favor retire or go away for good.
Perez copied what US is reporting. Not a good idea when US made up the story. Jess was out drinking with her mom for mothers day so no she wasn't drinking because of Mayer and no she didn't call Tina for a ride home. Jess is not sad over John, she is head over heels for Tony. DUH she wants to marry the guy.
I guess it kinda sucks to always pick the wrong men! Stop looking so hard and he will come along when you least expect it!!!! STOP picking queers in HOLLYWEIRD!!!!
John Mayer is bisexual. Jessica Simpson likely does not have a lot of experience with this kind of man.
Let Jennifer Aniston have him She has lots of experience with these kind of men. Brad Pitt being one of them.
Re: j_stpp@yahoo.com – you sound like that little monkey that played Michael on Good Times. Go steal a car or smoke some crack and relax a bit. Maybe your cornrows are too tight or something. Always wanting to call someone a racist. That's just sad. I love you though. Let's give each other syphilis.
Re: Eva –
I so would!
jess isn't sad over John or Tony for that matter;they're both pr stunts arranged by Joe.
She's an alcoholic and needs rehab AGAIN!
Oh well, that's just life now isn't it?? I bet Nick is having the last laugh, as I recall she asked for a divorce out of the blue, I guess little miss virgin wanted to know what it's like to go around the block a few times, and she sure is doing a good job of it, there's got to be a reason these guys all dump her.
Yep looks like Jessica is going to have a lot a milage on her…So where is Poppa Joe now?
Re: The lies are out of control – Gee, where did you get your resource from lol. I felt the same way she did.
Jessica, you blew it when you dumped Nick.
perez youre not supposed to call n1ggers "boy"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh how I wish I was there! I would have given her a shoulder to cry on and then I would have taken advantage of her vunerable state.
Re: Jen – Nice Advice…. really. Thats helpful to me too. I feel for Jess, love hurts.
Turk can do better than that! Come on, now…
Can't say I blame Jessica. If I had the perfection that is John Mayer and lost him, I'd probably kill myself.
I'll say it again. This gal is like Pam Anderson. Once she lost her Cherry she has shacked up with every dude she has gone with talking marriage to justify
her slutty behaver. She is not this poor little girl that she wants people to think she is.
I like the fact that John likes women who are older and smarter.
A lot of men want more than a pretty face and big boobs.
Jessica needs to grow a brain and get a personality…
She should have stayed with Nick.
She's not the smartest tool in the shed and he's a tool.
They were a match made in tool heaven.
Just two cowgirls doing LA Texas style…..YAK.
nooooo, stay AWAY from the tequila!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH cinco de mayo
I said yesterday it was over Mayer! I knew she was upset. Who cares about Romo?
Re: perelicious – hat, just because she helps the needy it's okay that she stole someone's husband? ……Yes it is okay how is some publicity stunt of a relationship even compare to helping the needy get your mind right
Not to long ago I despised Jessica just like many others came to, to see her down fall was one thing. To see her horrible taste in men is well HORRIBLE! Pooper Joe must be a horrid father too. It just blows my mind to see powerful, sexy women being lead downhill by such losers as Tony and Mayer! How far have we come ladys? Cobb shouldent be drowning in cocktails with Jessica but holding her hand and leading her to a male strip joint and then to a female dating agent! How hard is it????
Perez, I see a new revenue stream here…celebritybarf.com
aww poor jess *tear tear*
it's "dove" not "dived" you stupid ignorant asshole
No wonder why Tony Romo couldn't be with Jessica anymore, it's the same reason why no one else will either. It's awfully hard to have a relashonship with a woman when her daddy rules her life with an iron fist (please she's 28). Not only that but her dad probably calls her 10 times a day pretty weired he thinks he she belongs to him. It's a deal breaker alright.
Im so sick of how whenever a women dates multiple men she is either considered a slut or desperate and cant hold onto a guy. However when a man such as John mayer and Tony romo date multiple girls they are idolized and put on some sort of pedastol. Johns guitar playing days will end eventually (bc personally there is nothing attractive about a musician writing songs about love when hes actually hoing around town and has probably never felt any of the emotions he puts in his music) and tonys career as a football player will probably end even sooner. And when it does and they are old beer bellied nobodys playing music and drinking beer in some local bar where they cant even pay poeple to come see them they are going to fall in love with a girl (possibly some young "it" hollywood girl) and shes going to break their hearts. Its is then they will realize that WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too bad that's water in her glass. Anything for a good story, eh?
Cacee's boy? Who the fuck is this Cacee bitch! Mr. Faison has been around for a bit, and I take offense to your offhand comment calling him, a grown black man 'boy'. Your motherfucking mama is a boy.
Um, who gives a flyin' f*ck if CaCee honked under the table and Jessica had to call her mother. Sounds like a f*ckin' good time to me.
Gee, and to think, all this sadness began with her affair with jackass loser Bam Margera. Cheaters never prosper Jessica. A lifetime of tears for a moment's pleasure. Idiot.
I get tied of people saying she is stupid she made more money off that then most off us dream of. Another thing is that yes she has relationship problems but who talkes about Nicks or Toni's problems. I would go crazy to if this many people were involded in my problems. Who doesn't deserve to get drunk after a break up???????
As a Mexicali customer I can say Jess is a regular and they even have a Margarita named after her.
That's what she gets…. she should have never left Nick. Her head got so big she thought she could find another man that would be better then Nick and now she finds her self ALONE… once again!!
KARMA is a BITCH!!
Stupid bay-och. Get a job or do something useful with your money. Jess is a hot piece of ass and that's it. No other talent. Gee, you'd think if she'd want to keep this private she stay home and have a party with her air-head friends. I'm SURE she can afford a nice big bash and get as fucked up as she wants in the privacy of her own home.
poor Jess… I don't think anyone could live up to Mayer's expectations.
Hey bitch, what the fuck is up with that "Cobb's BOY" statement? You know fucking well we don't play that shit. Apologize or you will get your ass whipped. don't say you weren't warned dicksucker.
looks like she's drinking water. did you totally make this up?
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