Don't Mess With Dolly
Filed under: Howard Stern > Dolly Parton
Last week, Howard Stern and his crew manipulated recordings from some Dolly Parton audio books into stuff that was seemingly racist and sexually graphic.
Well, Dolly's pissed!
Miz Parton just released the following statement through her reps:
I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.
And there you have it.
We love Howard, but….
We love Dolly more!
aww shes so sweet. i kinda feel bad for her! we all know how howard is on his show and how he makes fun of everybody but this must have really hurt poor dolly.
Oh be quiet. Howard has done this to a ton of other stars. Now she's just drawing attention to it to get some attention.
THE BEST ONES are the CLAY AIKEN cut-ups ! THOSE ARE GREAT
the list of audio books that richard and sal have hit is long and funny
william shatner
bill clinton
bill cosby
Oprah
all 4 of those people are way BIGGER than Dolly and would have done something if they could have. Dolly is going to eat this one……along with all her fans. You can bitch all you want, but you can't stop the King.
and to the person who said this wasn't funny, you need to get a clue. Howard isn't advocating racism or child molestation. If you make that connection then I am not sure what you hear. It's clearly a JOKE. Get a sense of humor. Words can't hurt you and your going through life in a real shitty way with that stick up your ass.
screw that old bag…..Howard Stern rules she is just looking for publicity before she goes 6 feet under…tell her to go back to American Idol…Perez you should be ashamed you were on Howard's show to chose her over him
What's NOT funny about using the N word.
Editing someone's voice in this case is PARODY. It is covered by free speech. Look up the case sited earlier in the comments. She won't ever file, because it will be a waste of time and money for HER.
For real…Dolly Parton…she is like a D list celebrity at best.
Howard Stern plugs your stupid fucking web-site and this is how you re-pay him? Your a fucking phony and as for Dolly, hurry up and die already clown-face cunt!!!!
"Oh my!"
Dolly should THANK Howard
Did anyone even know she had a book out before this?
I doubt it.
hahahhaahah
johnballs2006@yahoo.com
Perez, you're an idiot. It's a JOKE!!! It's a bit that they do with everyones audio-books and they are usually hilarious. They've done everyone including Pres. Clinton and it's hilarious. It's not about liking or disliking anyone it's just a funny bit. Relax people there are way bigger problems to worry about than this. Silly-Dolly!
WAAAAAAAAA..Dolly needs to get over herself.What she can't take a joke.
SILLY WOMAN!!
THE JOKE WAS HARMLESS…SHE IS BEING OVERSENSITIVE HERE…A LAWSUIT IS TOO MUCH FOR A PRANK LIKE THIS[ HILARIOUS BTW]..
TEAM HOWARD!!!
Howard is so irrelevant since he went on Sirius and desperate for attention that he and his dumb-dumbs would do anything to stir it up to try and let people know he is still around! I used to love Howard back in the day, but….Team Dolly!
Re: Neb – WAKE UP YOU DUMB ASS TOOLFACE. Dolly Parton is one of the richest stars in the business…she owns owns a fucking theme park.
Re: Howard Sucks –
Howard has been doing this book on tape thing for much longer than he has been at Sirius, so get your facts straight. If you were a fan back in the day then surely you have heard all of this before.
He is far from irrelevent, but if that makes you feel better then so be it. Keep listening to the morning zoo. You just sound like an idiot when you make claims with no basis in reality. You CANNOT dispute his success. Sirius would not exist WITHOUT him. He is the most successful radio performer of ALL TIME.
This is the most pub Dolly has had in 20 years.
Of course you love her more. she is in the top ten gay icons and we know true Queens can never desert their favs! Dolly, get a sense of humor and stop taking yourself so seriously. William Shatner was on Howard today and he was able to laugh at himself. So sick of our "offended society"
I find it hilarious that a man as ugly as Howard Stern has the balls to make fun of anyone.
Silly woman!
The joke was harmless…she is being oversensitive here..A lawsuit is too much for a prank like this..It was hilarious BTW
:)
TEAM HOWARD!!!
lololol I saw this on http://celebritygossip.epicureforum.com/dont-mess-with-dolly-1243.html and can't believe Dolly gives a shit about it! What an ate up old twat.
Shes deserves to be ridculed makes herself out to be some fucked up he haw girl,shoving her boobs in our faces all the time.Where is her old man,is she gay? What goes with this old gal.Face it Dolly pay the piper
why do her boobs start at her shoulders?
I love Howard and Dolly…this makes me sad.
…ever heard of the FCC or Sumner Redstone?
Dolly Parton ~ LOL!!
Howard has let you on the show and treated you well and promoted your website.. Dolly did nothing for you and you like her more…explain?
I first heard about Perez from Howard Stern. Plus anyone who heard it on the show knows it's a joke.
Are you serious? They do that stuff all the time with books on tape by celebrities, they are so OBVIOUSLY fake and put together. Ugh, drama rama. So lame. Concentrate on something that matters. Does she actually think people think she said that stuff? PLEASE. Eyes are totally rolling right now.
Howard Stern is such a has-been! I hope she sues his ass off!
Dolly needs to douche her tight ass and shut up. This is hilarious! It's all in good fun and no one takes it seriously. And for all you losers who don't listen to Howard, you're an idiot.
Re: Neb – hey dummy if you're going to quote net worths why don't you make sure you get the money right…..what a dummy you are
Dolly's net worth has been estimated by experts to be between $200 million and $400 million, making her the wealthiest country music entertainer and one of the wealthiest female entertainers in the U.S., surpassed only by Oprah, Mary Tyler Moore and Barbara Streisand.)
that's right from her site dummy hahahaha
When you put into account Howard's sirius deal, the money from his book, movie, prior radio deals, and Howard TV he's going to come in well over 600 million…..you do the math
Perez, you are a shithead. I hope that Howard stops plugging fucking website.
As for Dolly bitch, please get the fuck over it.
Team Howard!!! 4ever!
Re: Dylanne – you're a never has been you jealous waste of good air…everytime people like you wake up in the morning you're wasting good air loser
that shit was hilarious
#11 - free speech with your own voice. Big difference. Howard should stick to being a smut head in his own voice. She has every right to be disgusted and sue his perverted ass.
Well, if anyone can take on Howard Stern, it would be Dolly. I hope she does sue….because that type of shit is embarrasing and what's more, it can ruin a brand, in this case herself which she has built up to a certain standard all these years. Yeah, it may be funny, but Howard better be ready to pay!
He reminds me of the stupid horny boys in high school who thought they were so edgy because they so boldly talked about sex and sex acts and made fun of other people. It was mildly funny then, now it's just stupid.
Don't get you titters all in a huff. It's a joke Dolly, chill out.
where is the link for this?
Fuck all you Stern haters. The bit was hella funny. I am sorry that Dolly was hurt by it, as she seems like such a sweetheart. A lawsuit would be ridiculous as they do this to everyone with an audio book. No level headed person would ever believe those were her words or true feelings. Lighten up sweetheart. BABA BOOEY!!! BABA BOOEY!!!
Fuck all you Stern haters!!! The bit was hella funny. I am sorry that Dolly was hurt by it, as she seems like such a sweetheart. A lawsuit would be ridiculous as they do this to everyone with an audio book. No level headed person would ever believe those were her words or true feelings. Lighten up sweetheart. BABA BOOEY!!! BABA BOOEY!!!
We can only hope Howard gets a Dolly-boot shoved up his ass and another one shoved through his temple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the guy shoulda been taken down LOOOOONG ago!
Dolly - you have proven yourself to be a kind woman over the years, Howard can take a long walk off a short dock.
What the hell is with that right boob - it comes out of her shoulder???
Re: NIKKI –
howard's recordings are fucking HILARIOUS. get over it dolly! he has done it to more people than you and will continue doing it.
I HOPE SHE SUES THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!
her audio book was spliced together - poorly - on purpose. if she filed a lawsuit, she wouldn't get anywhere. splicing a public figure's audio together is not "illegal" or "slander," as some of you moronic internet lawyers are claiming. dolly obviously only released this statement to clear things up for the 812 confused rednecks out there who hear the clips from howard's show and think they're legit. the rest of us have some intelligence.
Re: jfer – It's a short pier not a dock, asswipe!
maybe dolly will go on the stern show and ride the sybian so she can loosen up a bit, sheesh.
SO I GUESS DOLLY HAS EITHER A NEW ALBUM, A NEW BOOK, A NEW "DOLLYWORLD", A NEW WIG COLLECTION, A NEW FILL-IN-THE-BLANK, COMING OUT.
it was so fuckin funny, who in their right mind ever could think those exact sentences came from this womans mouth?
im still laughing. even at the shatner book howard and richard christy (the main offender and my favorite person ever) cut up and played this am.
hahahahaha
I can't stand Howard Sterns…he needs to shut the fuck up with his ugly ass…I love Dolly and she doesn't have a mean bone in her body…he thinks that kinda shit is funny but have you ever heard the saying "I joke but I do not play"……a joke is one thing but he goes too far.. just because he has money Dolly should sue his ass for slander and take some of this money everybody says that he's making..maybe then he'll shut the fuck up..HIT HIM WHERE IT HURTS DOLLY
Don't be stupid Dolly. You can't sue over parody, it's free speech.
Go Dolly! So many more people like her way more than Howard! She's a freaking icon, Howard doesn't know who he was messing with. There is backlash to come.
Oh poor Howard… Trying to spark up controversy to get attention to a show that no one listens to anymore… Guess that whole move to Sirius didn't pan out as expected… I know no one who switched over just for him and those that did don't even listen to him. I'm sure he still has an audience but it is nothing to what it used to be…. It's sad, I listened in all the time, but felt that move to Sirius was a slap in the face for the fanbase… What a hasbeen…
I miss having Porter Wagoner's gigantic cock rub me raw!
GET-A-SENSE-OF-HUMOR
You go, Perez! Dolly rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How Dare you!!!!!! Howard is the best and he has done WAY more for you than Dolly can ever dream. I love big tits and all, but i appreciate talent more…. HOWARD HOWARD HOWARD HOWARD
Good for Dolly. No one needs that.
here too, big time Team Dolly !!
"I EAT OLD PEOPLE'S EXCREMENT"
"I USE MY DEAD GRANDMA'S LEG AS A DILDO"
Re: laura – Well, Dolly doesn't know what SHE'S messing with-THE FIRST AMENDMENT! The Supreme Court has already tried this case-it's called PARODY AND it's the same reason why Paris Hilton lost her bid to take down Hallmark. GET EDUCATED, DOLTS! THIS IS ALL FOR PUBLICITY ON DOLLY'S PART. HOLLYWOOD BULLSHIT!
Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988), the United States Supreme Court held, voting 8-0, that the First Amendment's free-speech guarantee prohibits awarding damages to public figures to compensate for emotional distress intentionally inflicted upon them unless they can show that the statements that gave rise to the distress were false and that the person that made those statements knew they were false or acted with reckless disregard for the truth in making the statements.
Ummm hello Dolly!? Howard's show is a COMEDY. No one takes the rehashed tapes seriously. Howard's guys have done this with countless celebrities. Haven't you heard the ones that they made with Bill Clinton and Ed McMahan. They are hilarious. The humor is that you wouldn't saw these things. Duh.
Fuck you Perez, if Shattner can take a joke, so can Dolly. Richard is a genius, at least you have to give the show that much..ease up!
ps, love you xxooxx
she has no case.
Re: jerseygirl – Rednecks are racist-they would applaud Dolly. Maybe Dolly was promised something from Obama if he becomes president.
Dolly is one of the greatest hotties of the world. At age 62 she still looks better than a lot of those so-called supermodels. I'd say it's way overdue that she showed "The Best Boobs in the Bizz" to the world, so c'mon Dolly pose nude in the near future and don't wait until y'er 100-th birthday or at least have the pictures that have been taken in the past published!!
Hey, I like Dolly but………..what the f*ck is happening with the upper lips and eyes??? Guess she used the same plastic surgeon that did her booooooooobs. Kinda resembles a Halloween mask.
Re: The Bitch is Back – [quote] WAKE UP YOU DUMB ASS TOOLFACE. Dolly Parton is one of the richest stars in the business…she owns owns a fucking theme park. [/quote]
Hmmm, that conjures up quite an image.
A "Dolly Parton Fucking Theme Park" ; any clue about the dates and times she will be present herself??
GO DOLLY!!!!
SOUTHERN GIRLS RULE!!!!!!!
COME ON HOWARD…..PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!!!!!!!!!
Re: Rush Windbag – jesus I hope you're wrong! Cuz how wrong would that be if fucking Rush Limbaugh the hypocritical druggie douche was richer than Howard & Dolly…..love 'em both btw.
Screw Dolly Parton. Get over yourself. It's a joke and there's not a whole lot you can do about it. Howard is the king!
I like lengthy black teenagers
i mean seriously!! is dolly serious with that face???
I love Dolly Parton and I am a huge fan of her music and country music. Howard fucking Stern is the biggest piece of shit to ever hit the airwaves. This is just another example of some dumbass idiot trying to take the spotlight from someone who actually has the light on them by using that person's original material - because Howard can't make good original material. Howard ass sucking stern is the biggest slime ball on earth and his show sucks even bigger wind. I hope Dolly sues him straight into bankruptcy! LOVE YOU DOLLY, GIVE HIM HELL!
Love Dolly!! How dare Howard Stern manipulate her beatiful music.. Dolly is a lady and would never say anything offensive about anyone.. Howard Stern is a pore exscuse for a human being.. DOLLYWOOD is the shit
Howard Stern is nothing but a perverted, ugly nasty Jew.
if people actually took that audio bit seriously they have serious issues. like seriously.
Dolly has done more for this country in charity work and even more for Tennessee. She loves ACROSS the board. She does not judge people. I would vote for her if she ran for office. Howard just bad mouths people to entertain.
I heard this on you tube, and it is disgusting. Howard Stern is a sick, vile creature and why anyone would want to listen to this is beyond me. Dolly should sue the shit out of him for the slanderous things he is playing.
poor dolly
she seems so genuine and lovely
Re: kelly –
I bet the only people talking shit about Howard are old, fat and ugly as sin broads like this one. GO HOWARD!
Perez,
You are a back stabbing asshole! Howard gave you a ton of new fans. When you were on his show promoting he treated you with nothing but respect and praised your honesty. Howard is the reason I found your site. You should know that Howard and his team make fun of everyone including that cunt Dolly. When was the last time Dolly plugged you to millions of listeners. Think about it bitch! Your loyalty should be to Howard I hope you rethink your post and take the right side.
okay, but dolly is way better than howard STERN.
it's DOLLY PARTON.
Howard stern is TRASH. Dolly Parton has more grace and class in her pinky finger than all you hate mongers put together. And if she DOES decide to go up against that bag of assholes in a court of law, Stern doesn't have a leg to stand on. Her manager ALONE will eat that bastard for breakfast! It's libel … it's slander and CRUDE defamation of character. Character of a woman who handles herself and her dealings with others, ALWAYS, with heart and great dignity. Wish I was half as classy and kind-hearted as she is.. then maybe I wouldn't feel the urge to scream FUCK YOU! on her behalf and behalf of all who love and respect her. ….Hope she DOES sue his common ass. …and takes the money and goes and has as much plastic surgery as she wants JUST TO PISS Y'ALL OFF. (sings) "Dontcha wish ya girlfriend was HOT LIKE ME…" *Love* SarahKaine
Dolly can't touch Howard in innovation. You are on a site that was spawned because of Howard Stern. The first to make fun of celebrities. Perez is a format thief. Howard is a COMEDY GOD! Try to be funny for 5 hours a day and stay relevant for thirty years. If Dolly has any guts she would face Howard on his show and I guarantee his fans would respect her more.
I am Asian and I believe in anything she said that she had nothing to do with this stupid dumb dumb shit!
That Howard needs to soak his coward ass sucking mouth into some serious soap for making shit up that way! Low move from him!
Re: Fa Fa Flo hi…. – so true… half these people dont even know what they are commenting on… they see racial and sexually graphic and jump to conclusions
when you hear the tape you can tell it's chopped up, not to mention their banter
people need to get a grip, she should be happy that hs did this, maybe now someone will buy her stupid book… nah prob not
Well, #1 it's free speech. #2, and probably more important, parodies etc have always been found legal. Remember when Jerry Falwell was accused of having sex with his mother (or something like that?) - all the way to the Supreme Court that said Hustler was within its rights to parody a known figure. So, sorry Dolly. Gees, just take the joke. It's Stern, for God's sake!
ba ba booey
where'd you get your name from Perez? you better start kissing howard's ass - he'll getcha. don't fuck with the man.
You have been on his show at least 2 times ! And you kissed his ass while you were on it. Quit talking shit about Howard "The King of ALL Media". You wouldn't be able to do and be who you are without him and his influences. Dolly is an old diva with no sense of humor. I'd love to see her try to sue Howard. Bababooey to you all!!! 143
I love the whole fucking show every single day. William Shatner today was amazing. And the mincing of "books on tapes" and remixing is hysterical. Love it. Always. And Perez you better bow down at the feet of your lord. Queen of all Media — THIEF. And ingrate.
DOLLY FOREVER!!!!
Dolly is like the sweetest most gracious person EVER and I cannot imagine her saying anything racist or sexist. She's the best! I hope she gets him GOOD with a big fat slander lawsuit!!!
Howard shits on everyones favorites, bend over and take it prudes.
well, she has to issue a clarification to let people know that its not her speaking on the tape because most of the people who listen to that yokel shit she sings are retarded idiots from deep deep south who are clearly too stupid to realize that its a spliced recording.
And Perez, you fat tub of cum, better call into the show tomorrow and apologize to Howard for saying such stupid shit like you're liking Dolly more than him. You certainly don't wanna incur his wrath or the wrath of his fans like myself, who were introduced to you by him. Get those cocksucking lips ready and start sucking up some wicked apology penii, prontissimo.