Don't Mess With Dolly
Filed under: Howard Stern > Dolly Parton
Last week, Howard Stern and his crew manipulated recordings from some Dolly Parton audio books into stuff that was seemingly racist and sexually graphic.
Well, Dolly's pissed!
Miz Parton just released the following statement through her reps:
I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.
And there you have it.
We love Howard, but….
We love Dolly more!
Does Howard Stern have ANY limits? While I don't claim to love her music, I respect the hell out of Dolly, she is a force to be reckoned with. She's sweetness and light, a true Southern lady who wrote the book on gentility, morality, the value of hard work and goodness. All that and she's a savvy businesswoman as well. He's a filthy, malicious, self-indulgent bully. He's stooped too low this time and I hope he loses a good portion of his fans over this.
I love you howard!
Ive been to Nashville…there is nothing to do except listen to shitty country music and get bad plastic surgery there.
this is the most excitiig thing that has happened to Dolly in sometime. When was the last time she had any type of real pub? exactly. she should thank Richard he picked HER book and not someone elses.
why doesn't Perez out Dolly? Why doesn't she embrace being a lesbian?
is it because she wants to keep up her image and is afraid the truth will hurt her living? sounds hypocritical to me.
HOWARD IS A SHOCK JOCK. HIS "SHOCKS" ARE NOT AMUSING; HIS JOCK HAS NEVER ROCKED. HE IS OLD HAT
NOW HE WILL GET TO BE DOLLY'S BITCH.
ON YOUR KNEES HOWIE!!
GO GET HIM DOLLY!!! I met her once. She is such a REAL person. No one should fuck with the Dolly!
Ah. Perez, you disappoint! Did you even listen to the 'Dolly' remarks? No one would actually believe she said this. Howard and his crew did what they do with other celebrity recordings - obviously dubbing together nonsensical words/phrases (kind of like Mad Libs). It's a joke!!
Perez, Inc.- Isn't it hard on issues like this to pick which ass you're going to kiss? Wouldn't it be much easier if say, Stern was talking about that Willis chick?
…and you morons talking about Stern have $500 mil, not true. That is what he will be paid over the LIFETIME of his contract which is several years. So it's not like he has that money in the bank. Anyway, Dolly probably has $500 million in her purse. With all her many records, theme parks, wig lines and other businesses, the woman is rich. Much more than Stern.
Sorry, I'm Team Dolly on this one.
Re: Kevin –
it was a 5 year deal Kevin, which is pretty much half way over. on top of that he has 20 years of being the highest rated morning show in radio, books, TV and movie deals. Get your facts straight before you talk about the king Kevin. @ years from now, he will re-up for hundreds of millions more.
he is more popular than Dolly, and his fans care more about him
I hope she sues his dumb ass off! Go Dolly! Fuck that ugly bitch Stern.
I'm on team awful plastic surgery on this one.
that woman looks like a blow up doll. she should be offended when she looks in the mirror every morning.
I love Dolly and I love Howard. But is she so crazy that she thinks ANYONE would believe she said those things? Howard's staff does that to everyone. Take it as a compliment and laugh like the rest of us at the silliness of it. WE KNOW IT'S NOT REAL!
She should take it as a compliment, they do that with anyone who has a book on tape out. Bababooey to you all!
I don't care if he's the pope, or the most popular person in earth. That was a retarded has been move. Come on, it's not even funny. Come up with something new, try to be funny without manipulating stuff. That's just lame, it's like laughing at a photoshopped head in someone else's body. It's old.
Go Dolly, huge ass tits, bad costumes and still a really classy lady. Let's see how anyone else can pull that off.
Oh Jesus, If you listen to the show, you OBVIOUSLY Know that its edited, they do it for humor, do you see William Shatner, or Oprah, or anyone else they do this with making a big deal about it, get over yourself Dolly, and unlike Perez, I like HOWARD STERN more.
Dolly would never ever say something to hurt others. shes is probably the nicest celebrity let know person in the world. she does more for others than any other celeb. Howard stern sucks! he's gross and i dont see why people like him?
Re: chad –
Chad, what show are you listening to? N word and child porn? You clearly have no idea what you are talking about so please keep your ignorant comments to yourself.
And Dolly should calm the fuck down, it's a joke.
If you maintain a certain level of drug usage for long enough, you eventually begin to believe that good is evil and evil is good. That quota seems to have been attained, and the result is evil disguised as humor. Ms. Parton has been sadly mistreated, and that seems to be very plain now, so here comes the legal remedy, and quite right.
Give me a break. It is so obvious that the comments are bits and pieces put together as a JOKE! Remember? haha heehee. Blah, I'm sick of overly sensitive people. Stern had William Shatner on yesterday and they did the same thing with his audio book and Shatner thought it was hilarious. All I have to say to Dolly is lighten up, oh, and……………………WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude-get a sense of humor
Please Dolly—everyone that listens to Howard knows Richard and Sal cut up the tape—Go have some more plastic surgery and relax
There is actually a whole world of devoted stern fans who listen all the time to his show and LOVE it and him and know when a joke is a joke. Dolly needs to lighten up!!! The tapes were funny, actually better then any of her real albums! =)
BA BA BOOEY BA BA BOOEY BA BA BOOEY!!!!
Howard is funny.. she needs a sense of humor. Everyone knows its edited. They do it all the time.
She is a has been anyway… plastic grandma
You fag go on howard stern and kiss his ass, he allows you to call yourself the queen of all media and you pick that plastic bitch over him, Hope he gets wind of this and blasts your ass monday morning or they sick steve langford on your ass.
howard stern is a fucking asshole.. a pervert, should be locked up and his fat ass assistant should be ashamed of herself, she is a black woman and all she does it sit there as howard uses racist remarks… shame on howard stern… would he think it was funny, if someone said vulgar stuff about his daughters… howard stern is a motherfucking asshole pervert and anyone that supports howard is a racist pervert
Dolly is an icon, a class act and loves everyone. I hope she crushes this tasteless bottom feeder for good!!!!!!!
Beth Oats is a cross-eyed, horse-faced gold digger. In real life she looks like a tranny.
Beth Oats is a chromosome away from retarded.
Fuck Dolly. it was funny and howard does it to every body. even to zulu in his face and he laughs nobody take it Sirius.
I applaud her and I hope she sues the pants off of Howard Stern. He is lacking in the brains department and he doesn't know it yet but he has messed with the wrong person.
Howard Stern must need money again because attacking Dolly Parton is like attacking your family's friend. She is such a nice person, has done so much good, and he is soooo vile. How ugly. She is an accomplished muscician, songwriter and he is a shock jock we know, but to manipulate and imply that she is racist….take him to the bank, Dolly! He shouldn't get away with it.
I'm not a country music fan (i.e., Dolly Parton fan), but everyone knows that Howard Stern is a total waste of human existence. He should be sued.
Howard Stern is absolutely vile; I cannot understand how intelligent, cognizant people could even REMOTELY like ANYTHING that motherfucker has to say. He's a fucking condescending woman-hater and one of the most degrading cretins ever.
Love her!!
It's mean that a talentless whore would do such a thing to an icon.
Howard is a sicko, Dolly is cool. Shame on him. I can't believe people still listen to that pervert.
Fuck Dolly! Howard ALL THE WAY!!!!!
Let's get this straight… A woman who is pretty much famous for having gigantic boobs and unrealistic beauty expectations is offended at a JOKE? Dolly Parton's entire existence as a "celebrity" is offensive. Cutting up some audiotape and blatantly making it clear that it's not really something she said, is not offensive. Apparently only Dolly is dumb enough to think anyone would believe she actually said that stuff. If William freakin' Shatner can have a sense of humor about that being done to his audio book, anyone should be able to laugh it off. What a bimbo.
Howard sucks. I hope she sues him. He deserves it.
Perez, you are such hypocrite! You say and do and write whatever you please. You "imply" horrible things about celebrities all for the sake of humor and entertainment. Howard Stern has promoted you from the onset, and you are foolish and ungrateful. I have read through many of the comments and find it ironic that people find Howard Stern disgusting and vile but ironically find you to be palatable. I have always enjoyed your website for the same reasons i enjoy Howard Stern. Its funny, and honest and intended to make you cringe. You however, have proven that you are a fraud. The other hilarious part is that you are making Dolly Parton seem really stupid. Anyone with half a brain would know that Dolly would not have a leg to stand on in a law suit. Family entertainer my ass, she made her living with those ginormous tits. Soooo Family. Get realy Perez. Howard is gonna fry you, and putting up some pithy "congrats on maybe getting married this weekend" post isn't gonna save you from the crucifixion come monday morning! Ha ha! can't wait!
isn't this ironic?
i love how you stole howard's nick name 'the king (queen) of all media' and than you tell him to not 'mess with dolly?' like howard stern messing with people - you, bascially stole from howard stern, again.
stop stealing ideas perez and get original.
never go on howard again. ever.
for all you stupid idiots who say howard is irrelevant because what YOU don't have Sirius? are you so stupid to think you are the world. you're such a dumb ass! Howard is the man who's making 500 million dollars….uh i guess that means no one is listening? Screw you and screw Dolly who must be desperate for attention to even bring this up. it was a joke. i guess everyone is so holier then thou now? you are all hypocrites!!! and until you actually know howard how can you say he's evil and dolly is sweet? are you guys 5 or something? you don't know either one so you can comment on either's personality.
what's up with people saying howard is disgusting, but you're reading perez?? hello where do you think he got his act from? BABABOOEY!! By for now…….
I'd give almost anything(except money)just to see those old, bigassed titts one time. LOL
damn…well if its as bad as she says, then by all means she should sue…if its character defamation and assassination, hit them hard dolly - people have to learn there is a line not to cross, and protected speech is just that, within reason.
Go for it Dolly!!
Re: Howard is a dog – WRONG! He's one of the most talented radio hosts that has ever been around.
I heard the clips and they were hilarious.
Dolly needs to get over herself.
I LOVE DOLLY!
Dolly's Playing at the Greek Theatre Los Angeles Sunday, August 3rd!
Tickets available now!
DOlly Parton is looking for a big pay day. GOLD DIGGING TRAMP
who knew that old bat was still alive? the only thing interesting about her is that sound bite The King of All Media plays on his show. Howard is the most entertaining person ever to live, and if the pole smoker perez goes on his show again you will hear another amazing ass kissing segement from hilton. Just show your breast dolly and maybe you might be noticed by people who have a full set of teeth. bye for now
Howard Stern is a cunt.
You mean it is not true that Dolly Parton likes to suck on little black boy's dongs?
Perez,
I can't wait until Howard gets back from vacation! He is going to tear you apart and I predict you will be on the phone begging for forgiveness. If you don't think he is going to catch this. Think again, I emailed Richard and received a response today. Your a piece of garbage. You better give him a front page retraction, or "Traction" for the Howard fans.
OMG is she for real?? They'll be diggin up her rotting corpse to give it some Botox cause she's got it like that.
What the hell that's bullshit! I can't belive they did that to her shes a sweet lady with kindness all thoughout her soul.
I hope nothing bad happens to dolly, but Howard Stern needs to ROT.
It's racist crap…and it doesn't matter who he had saying it…it's offensive becuase it's racist and sexually vulgar. He should have had balls to say it all himself and not hide behind someone else's voice.
I'd be ticked if I was Dolly too. It's got to be hard to hear something that sounds like yourself saying shit that is so vile.
Dolly's a sweetheart and doesn't deserve this. Stern crossed the line. He sucks.
Re: Sandal – Dolly Parton is one of the most talented song writers of our time. You need to do some research if you only know her for boobs.
I hope Dolly stomps that son of a bitch!
LOL, All of u uptight assholes are insane. If she files a law suit, she'll never win in a million years. Isnt she supposed to die soon or somthing? She looks like a fucking dinasour. Perez is a fat cuban fag
Whats with all the fags being so into this cunt? Get a sense of humor, and not that lame ass humor like on will and grace, your lives will be much better. Just go fuck some other fruits in the ass and throw on howard. He supports all of u ass pirates
Those clips were fuuny as fuck, I can't belive that dolly got butt fucked by black teenagers, thats insane
Howard Stern is THE KING OF ALL MEDIA…. Dolly's time has long passed.
Dolly should shut up, calm down and get a grip. She is receiving SO MUCH attention and press over this which is a good thing for an old plastic faced bag.
Howard rules and Dolly will loose her pants if she thinks she will win one cent frfom Stern
Team Howard!!!!! Dolly's a dumb cunt. I hope my Howie rips Perez a new sexual orifice this Monday!