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Too Cute For Words

Filed under: Paris Hilton > Benji Madden

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Benji and Paris pose with a new cousin of Hilton's.

180 comments to “Too Cute For Words”

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  1. whaaat the eff says – reply to this


    101

    That's not you're photo someone stole that off my friend's FACEBOOK!

  2. Yuck says – reply to this


    102

    Ok - this child needs to be taken away from it's parents immediately!!! Only unfit parents would let these 2 dirty looking scum bags hold a newborn.

    DYS - Where are you???????

  3. loge says – reply to this


    103

    Looks like they are squishing the poor thing. Get it away from them!!!!!!!!! Those 2 are the perfect poster couple for birth control.

  4. ashley says – reply to this


    104

    Re: Goofball

    hahahahahahaha……you're trying to be all cool throwing out your "knowledge" of the honeymooners…but you fucked up the facts.

    Art Carney played Ed Norton, not Ralf Kramden. Ralf was Jackie Gleason.

    you douche.

  5. justin says – reply to this


    105

    UGHH! Why would she wear sunglasses holding a baby. So very shallow

  6. Cindy Brady says – reply to this


    106

    Is that baby trying to get some milk from Paris?

  7. The Oracle Questions says – reply to this


    107

    Why does she look so unnatural and uncomfortable holding that baby? And he looks like a compete doofus.

  8. Harry says – reply to this


    108

    If it's possible to read facial expressions, then the love is clear enough, only love.

  9. ChristieG says – reply to this


    109

    Where are they??? Check out those dated laminate cabinets and vertical blinds in the background….. Sooooo 1983!

  10. Jen says – reply to this


    110

    Dose anyone else notice that baby's face, its trying to get at Paris's nipples looking for some damn milk.

  11. sprout says – reply to this


    111

    Not too cute for words. Too GROSS for words. Look at that all that guys tats; he looks like he has gangrene. And the baby looks like it's about to barf on Paris' chest. I would too if I were in her presence.

  12. Meme says – reply to this


    112

    they didnt show the pic when she dropped the baby…

  13. Sexymami says – reply to this


    113

    She wants to be sooo much like nicole is not even funny she doesnt have her own personality thats soooo sad

  14. clown town says – reply to this


    114

    obv shes only with him because nicoles with the brother, fuck all these hollywood wankers

  15. Streets says – reply to this


    115

    Two crackheads holding a baby. aww.. they look like they don't even know where they are

  16. Miss Nimbus says – reply to this


    116

    He looks like a wicked stoner … no wonder he always has his shades on…

    yeah yeah.. i know i said i'd never be back… but i am.. and badder then eva
    biatches

  17. Salina says – reply to this


    117

    So, she had to get the TWIN of Nicole's bf.
    Then she had to have as many photo ops with him as possible.

    Now she found a baby to do the EXACT same pose as Nicole has recently done in Harper's Bazarre mag?

    PATHETIC!!

    Next, she'll either try to get married to him BEFORE Nicole can get married. Or she'll just go all out and get knocked up, too.
    Except she'll most definitely have an ARMY of nannies, when not in need of a "cute" or "hot" photo-op!

    Ugh.

  18. So can it be ... says – reply to this


    118

    … any MORE obvious that Paris is trying to become Nicole? I mean, dating the brother, avoid the paps, taking pics w/an infant and putting them out there for all to see. It's kind of sick and scary–and rather sad. Can't she create her OWN life?

  19. suggamama39 says – reply to this


    119

    I soooo cannot stand Paris, but she looks so adorable holding that beautiful baby. She should give the baby back before she corrupts the poor child!

  20. Yasmin says – reply to this


    120

    awwwwwwwwwwww that is soooooooo cute ily paris

  21. bitchlip says – reply to this


    121

    GROSS! disinfect that child!!!!

  22. tina says – reply to this


    122

    Neuter that SKANK

  23. kimmers says – reply to this


    123

    that's actually pretty cute. and i hate paris hilton.

  24. Cali says – reply to this


    124

    Mel said: 'If the world only had more peolple [sic] of wealth and drive to have children instead of uneducated dirtbags'

    Paris IS an uneducated dirtbag.

  25. Cali says – reply to this


    125

    Mel also said: 'Why don't you make it a point to shun the scumbags in trailer parks or ghettos not to have children'

    We DO shun them. This post is about PARIS moron.

  26. lenka says – reply to this


    126

    Yes, let the woman with Herpes hold the child.

  27. Liss says – reply to this


    127

    Cute, no. Scary, YES.

    Die.

  28. Manhatten Penthouse says – reply to this


    128

    Re: mel – Um, ok, Kathy. No one is jealous, I assure you. They actually feel that way. Sorry. When you present yourself one way and act another, people notice and don't respect it. BTW, folks in trailer courts can be far, far nicer and more worthy people (who may have suffered series of misfortunes not of their making) than jet setting shallow fashion obsessed non academic ethicless parasitic jailbird hypocrites.

  29. tina says – reply to this


    129

    Paris Hilton always a step behind.

  30. Amanda says – reply to this


    130

    benji is what makes this pic cute

  31. LC says – reply to this


    131

    She has to always do that same damn pose, even in candid family shots.

  32. AMO says – reply to this


    132

    Why is she wearng sunglasses indoors while holding an infant? She probably doens't have "her face on" and looks hideous. Has anyone ever seen her w/o make-up???

  33. ligf says – reply to this


    133

    yeah he looks like a prize, he is such a loser that is dating a bigger loser, shes a skank and always will be, the poor baby

  34. brady says – reply to this


    134

    This is new! she's used to having dead babies on her chest

  35. Not Real! says – reply to this


    135

    These 2 idiots wouldn't be caught dead standing in some random skanking 1980's kitchen with vertical blinds in the backround. This pic is totally photoshopped. Very sad Perez!

  36. sick folk says – reply to this


    136

    memo to all…can't give a baby herpes by holding it. you should all know that. your children would all have herpes if that was the case.

  37. paulyn says – reply to this


    137

    Cute

  38. Danielle says – reply to this


    138

    nasty ass fools both of em.

  39. Love ya Perez says – reply to this


    139

    Hope the baby doesn't get sores in her mouth

  40. J says – reply to this


    140

    Whose nasty ass house are they in? There's trash everywhere behind them.

  41. Butterfly says – reply to this


    141

    LET'S HOPE THAT WHORE WILL NEVER PROCREATE. JUST DIE!

  42. nazeeluv says – reply to this


    142

    it's more like EWWWW you fucking retard. those two together look GROSS.

  43. Another idiot.... says – reply to this


    143

    #139 - sick folk says –
    'memo to all…can't give a baby herpes by holding it.'

    The Hilton Herpes is sneaky; if a girl is cuter than Paris, the Hilton Herpes will infect the girl's boyfriend behind her back….

    Since the baby is cuter than Paris (with no boyfriend to infect), the Hilton Herpes would seek to disfigure the baby by causing sores on it's mouth and face.

  44. karbar says – reply to this


    144

    poor baby look how much it wants to get away from her quick check it for STDs!!!

  45. Paris should be sterilized says – reply to this


    145

    It's scary to think Paris might genetically spread her special kind of stupid on to another human being *shudder*

  46. nicole's inner circle says – reply to this


    146

    People wonder why Paris has sunglasses on- she needs to cover up the wonk so it won't scare the baby.

  47. Inner Circle says – reply to this


    147

    'UGHH! Why would she wear sunglasses holding a baby'.

    I can answer that one Justin… they were used as a shield so the baby would not be frightened by the wonk.

  48. nicole says – reply to this


    148

    && there you go shes just trying to be like nicole

  49. shannon says – reply to this


    149

    barf

  50. HAAA says – reply to this


    150

    That picture is totally photoshopped!! Look at benji's head.. and that's not even paris!!
    Oh good lord.

  51. Kgal says – reply to this


    151

    is it just me or does Benji's head look like it's been cut out and imposed onto this pic?????
    notice the little white line around his face

  52. Jen says – reply to this


    152

    This picture looks photoshopped. Look at the right side of the guy's head. You can see a white edge around it, like it's been cut out of another picture. Also, why is there a shadow behind his head but not Paris' head? I think the picture was just of Paris, and they photoshopped him in to sell it for a higher price or something. Cute baby though…

  53. Trevor says – reply to this


    153

    AWW. That is too cute.

  54. BILLY says – reply to this


    154

    I LOVE PARIS ..!!! CONGRADULATION!…HOPE ALL IS WELL!

  55. rgd says – reply to this


    155

    Cute??? That's one UGLY little troll!

  56. Christine says – reply to this


    156

    Aww what a cute picture. Maybe they don't make a cute couple but they look good holding that baby.

  57. mamma says – reply to this


    157

    look at that pig sty of a home??????????????wtf

  58. WHY??? says – reply to this


    158

    Why would anyone let that stupid brat hold their baby…let alone go near their baby??? What if she transmits some sort of STD to the baby??? The baby has a right to a healthy life…

  59. alyah says – reply to this


    159

    Seeing as how she even missplaced her dog that time, I doubt she would be a good parent.

  60. Suzanne says – reply to this


    160

    That is an awfuuul photoshop job.

  61. Ian says – reply to this


    161

    Are fucking kidding?

  62. Hank Schmankenlicker says – reply to this


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    That was one of the most frightening pictures I have ever seen. Don't scare us like that again.

  63. Erik says – reply to this


    163

    She can't even hold that baby without posing. Its just an acessory to her.

  64. Erik says – reply to this


    164

    Paris photoshopped that pic herself.

  65. WHY GOD?! says – reply to this


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    Re: HAAA
    Photoshopped oR NOT, this is the scariest shit ive seen in a long time! Idiot inside with sunglasses And holding a baby! God Paris is such a Poser! Always will be the last at the party and continues to look stupid in HER own designer clothing!

  66. JKokain says – reply to this


    166

    Oh my goodness. They look so cute together, especially with a baby !!

    It's going to be so wonderful when they have a baby together !!

  67. Nicole says – reply to this


    167

    "…. I am gonna have to disagree Perez. the condition that Paris is in, should NOT be holding a baby. I mean she is probably a nice girl which i believe every body is a nice person.. I truly do just her doing drugs, her doing bad things with her body and ect. she is in my prayers but it would be hard for me for her to hold my child =] !! love your site. just got to it, LOVE PEREZ !!

  68. Tar says – reply to this


    168

    it's a cute picture, but it looks photoshopped, look at the side of Benji's face…some white?

  69. Christina says – reply to this


    169

    P, you kill me with kissing Paris' ass now! You are still a wetback to her, just give her some drinks and she'll tell you how she really feels… what a brown noser!

  70. abc says – reply to this


    170

    LOL, it looks like the baby is
    trying to eat paris's boobs…

  71. j says – reply to this


    171

    I think that's JOEL……

  72. nonya says – reply to this


    172

    that baby is trying to suckle her teet.

  73. Yourfairytale says – reply to this


    173

    NOT cute. Nothing about Parasite is cute.

  74. britney says – reply to this


    174

    that's so cute… they just look so normal… paris would make a kiss ass mother she'd be so sweet and gentle with her kids.

    p.s thanks for the new photo's perez :)

  75. LeeLeeLee says – reply to this


    175

    Hope the poor kid doesn't catch anything from that whore!!!!!!!!

  76. pleasegodno says – reply to this


    176

    she is such a copycat wannabe. Get a real personality, paris. You don't have an iq high enough to take care of an infant.

  77. jc says – reply to this


    177

    ewww benji

  78. cookies says – reply to this


    178

    can't you peeps see that's a photoshopped benji madden (or at least I think)

  79. AAA says – reply to this


    179

    save that unlucky baby from that whore!!!

  80. Massie :) says – reply to this


    180

    omg i would never give my baby to her she would give it crack ;)

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