Her Lovely Lady Lumps
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Damn!
She's gotten ginormous almost overnight!
Angelina Jolie shows off her twins' baby bump at Cannes on Thursday.
The actress is in town promoting her new animates film, Kung Fu Panda, co-starring Jack Black.
No way she's gonna pop August 19th, like she's claimed.
Expect these babies way sooner!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: May 15, 2008 at 11:30 am
DO I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING THIS??? SHE HIRES SOMEONE TO HAVE HER BABY, SO SHE WEARS THOSE FAKE PREGNANCY PILLOW THINGY'S AND THEN DISAPPEARS WHEN THE BABIES ARE BORN SO THE SURROGATE CAN HAVE THEM AND THEN BHAM SHE WILL BE SKINNY AGAIN LITERALLY OVERNIGHT. NO OTHER PLACE ON HER GETS FAT, SHE PUTS IN FAKE BOOBIES AND BUTT AND PRESTO SHE IS SUPPOSABLEY PREGOS. SHE ALWAYS SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE PREGNANT SO THEY SPERMINATE ANOTHER W/HER EGG AND BRAD SPERM. WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE REALIZE THIS????
k–whats with famous people being preggo with twin–each a boy and a girl… what are the effing odds here folks? Julia roberts.. chick from desparate house wives..jlo and NOW angie– sounds like there is some genetic manipulation going on here…
and my god– how can you be so skinny with twins– loving the veiny arms! Imagine the stretch marks under there–oh no wait stars do not get stretch marks magically either..i forgot!!
Aud-
She will not be having them vaginally. Since she had a c-section before, doctors won't allow you to give birth naturally with a multiple pregnancy ( High Risk Of Uterine Rupture!!!) If she was pregnant with a singleton, some doctor's will do VBAC.
The longer she keeps them in her. The healthier they will be. I should know I HAVE 2 SETS OF TWINS!!!!!!!!
She was showing in January, so no way. She is probably due in July and twins always come at least a month early, so expect those puppies to drop in June sometime.
Re: CK – I agree. No pregnant woman stays skinny except for her stomach. They gain weight all over, ankes swell, arms and legs look fat.
omg….sooo big…love her!….I can't wait to see the pics of these babies and I hope they are boys!
She could really be due 8/19. But with multiples, you usually don't go to your due date because their isn't enough room inside for two+ babies. I can see this especially with her being so thin.
Well I'm glad to see that she can quit holding her gut in now that she's let the world in on the horribly-kept secret. I feel sorry for her, three months to go and already that huge.
love angie!!
so rad that im Jolie too lol
That's my b-day too….and my niece's.
Anyhow, that is one seriously unhealthy looking pregnant woman. Ewww with the skeletor arms!
EAT something!!!!
What the hell is this ugly ass woman's obsession with children lately? Bitch, GET MARRIED first!!! What a disgrace and she's supposed to be admired and a big star? Not in my book. Children don't need to see these kind of people at all.
'king hell, is she giving birth to a cushion?
as a mother of twins myself, let me tell you — she's gonna get a WHOLE LOT bigger! You ain't seen all of her lady lumps just yet!!
As a mother of twins I can tell you she will get much bigger! The Goodyear Blimp had nothing on me and I only gained 21 pounds!
Morons, AJ is skinny to begin with, i have seen plenty skinny woman who are pregnant and look skinny everywhere else except their boobs and stomach, I work as a office manager for a obgyn, so believe me I know. Does not meanshe isnt healthy or her baies are not healthy, she looks plenty healthy to me.
Re: jaz – um retard the chcik from deperate houswives has two girls, do your homework before you open you ignorant mouth
Angelina is not aging well. The face, the veins, the hair loss. Kinda gross.
I hope Brange stops at 6 kids. After a while it's going to seem a bit freakish, like a bizzare baby addiction or something.
Of course she will not give birth in August! She is pregnant with twins!!!!!! When giving birth to multiples it is always almost expect to deliver a month or so earlier.
EWWWW! The veins in her arm are so gross!
I had twins, and believe me - I looked that big at like 5-6 months too. By the time I was 9 months, I couldn't fit behind the wheel of a car, couldn't fit in a booth of a restaurant and my girls were both in the 5-6 pound range. I also gained 35 pounds - not bad at all for twins.
I have twins and I was as big as her at 7 months. And I gave birth at 7 months!!! So maybe she,s due in august but looks like she might not make it!!! 40 weeks twin pregnancy are rare!!!
Veins (i know, looks really gross) like that are NORMAL during multiple pregnancy. Especially when you're up on your feet or moving around…your BLOOD VOLUME DOUBLES in a multiple pregnancy. I've had twins…due date WAS 8-19, and I delivered 7 and 8 pound babies at 39.5 weeks after an induction! Yes, I was huge, but only gained 22 pounds net, because had morning sickness the whole pregnancy…but hey, I was down 60 pounds at my 6 week check up, so it was a hellish, but effective diet!
why are her arms so veiny, is she shooting smack???
omg what is up with those veins in her arm i have never seen them like that
something about her grosses me out, maybe it's her banged up arms and man veins………
THAT VEIN CREEPS ME OUT!
shes so beautiful though and shes is married to the hottest guy on the planet.
Great mother
Who really gives a shit about Angelina??? She will never be nothing more than a husband stealer.
Her hands and arms are GROSS. What a lovely circulatory system you have, Ms. Jolie.
Okay there is no way that she is complty healthy. I mean look at her arms!! There is NO fat there, and it is all veiny. She is prego and doesnt that mean gaing weight? She is supposed to be having babies and she looks like an anorexic model (minus the stomach). She really need to pack on the ding dongs!
zombie hands!!!!!
Looks like that vein in her arm is going to pop before her belly does! Eww!
to all u people who have no muscle tone: People who work out with weights, or who do physically strenuous work, like lifting boxes, etc for a job have muscle tone. Muscle tone builds vascularity(veins). Vascular arms, feet etc are the bodies response to blood being pumped through the veins. The more active, and the more use of ur bodies muscles means the larger veins. Madonna and Angelina are two examples of this. If u think it's disgusting then u prob are overweight. Muscularity and vascularity are like peanut butter and jelly. It does not mean they are anorexic. When u work out with weights ur body works out harder at rest. When u sleep u are burning calories etc. Haven't u ever seen a body builder's body? Veiny!!! I always imagine the sad sacks who make fun of veins!! Veins! What kind of people are so freaking lame that they dis peoples veins?!!! u guys tease people with superior bodies than u!!!! what dumb fucks!
Maybe there are a couple of african babies in there also.
if i were her, i would have done everything to get rid of the veiny arms. she's got so much money. isn't there any surgery to hide those creepy veins or somthing? she looks like a laborer because of those veins. eeeww!
what's the use of money when your veins are bulging? so ugly and scary!
You are all ao mean, nasty and despicabe. give the girl a break. she is georgeous pregnant or not and may god bless her with two beautiful healthy babies.Brad, you too.You are the best ever.
You idiots- Those veins in her arms are from her pregnancy. You get veiny when you're preggers because you have to produce 1/3 more blood than usual. Read a book before you comment.
Angelina and Brad are the most beautiful couple in the world and their twins and Shiloh will be the most gorgeous kids. Eat your heart out Jennifer, you're looking older every day and Angelina is radiant..