Separated At Birth
Filed under: Brad Pitt > Angelina Jolie > Separated At Birth
Left: Brangelina at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday. Right: Jan Van Eyck's The Arnolfini Wedding Portrait.
Posted: May 16, 2008 at 10:00 am
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Separated At BirthFiled under: Brad Pitt > Angelina Jolie > Separated At Birth
Left: Brangelina at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday. Right: Jan Van Eyck's The Arnolfini Wedding Portrait. Posted: May 16, 2008 at 10:00 am
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Actually it's not possible to know whether the woman was pregnant or not, and even the dating of the scene is in dispute. The cut of the dress and the posture of the woman were elements of style in that day, and considering the obvious display of wealth in the picture, the woman would naturally be depicted in the best style. The only thing that can be said with confidence about the picture is that you can make up your own story as you like. If the woman is not pregnant she certainly is trying to appear so, and if she is pregnant, she is proudly and fearlessly so, probably because Mr. Arnolfini's money would be able to paper over any serious scandals. Things don't change much.
i like this one !
The bride in the painting is NOT pregnant. It is a misconception. Angie on the other hand, is definitely pregnant but not married, because she doesn't believe in giving her man the right to be a husband. Just a cash cow and sperm donor.
Madge and Gwynnie = SHIT.
my favorite couple and my favorite painting! well done Perez
brilliant!!!!
I love that you put these two portraits together!
The woman in the painting is NOT pregnant. Her dress is being held up.
take it from an art student. !!!
HAHAHA Love it Perez!
Glad you liked my contribution Perez.
I have a master's in art history - in Van Eyck's Arnolfini Wedding, she is not pregnant, rather holding the fabric of a heavily draped dress up and against her chest - if you look closely, you will see where the fabric folds against her actual silhouette.
1st! lol!
Well, good job Perez!
The woman in the van Eyck portrait is not pregnant, it was just the style of the dress that made her look like she was.
Wow.. This is the most educated discussion I have seen on your website. Kudos to you for bringing up a clever comparison, and kudos to everyone else on here that actually have a brain!
Excellent!!! Perez/Mario, you have outdone yourself. This is a classic. This would make a good poster/print. My favorite of all your side-by-sides.
that was really funny!
Those 2 are home-wreckers. Has either one won an Oscar? Brad used to be good, but now he is a baby-sitter. Who cares if she is pregnant. It takes no talent to do that. They are both no talents. J.A.
The couple on the right actually looks friendlier, sexier, more dignified, more life-like, and more approachable.
Funny! And keep up the good work.
very good comparison even though the woman in the arnolfini wedding portrait is not pregnant
The similarities are uncanny the mirror in the Van Eyck picture is like the cameras the paps are holding both reflect an image, the red carpet the red bedding, I wonder if they are secretly married like Janet Jackson was for years and managed to keep it out of public record until she was divorcing. They seem married…
YOUR FINANLY RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM LOOK STAGED. WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS PITT HAS AGED SO MUCH SHE'S EATING HIM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha,
That's a painting from a Belgian artist
Beautiful painting, ugly Angelina
Re: Jennifer A. – As a matter of fact, Angelina is an Oscar winner. People change, so why dread on the past especially when it does not concern anyone but them. It's amazing how people are so nosey. Do you want someone getting into your business. They love each other, move on. If Jennifer was perfect like some of you think, then why have she dated so many people. It's because they weren't right for you, and maybe that was the same for Brad and Jennifer too. People fall in love, some fall out, that happens… so he found love again, so what, other celebrities find love right after breaking up w/ their spouse/significant other. People, don't be so judgemental when you don't know any of them personally, just what you read.
i have that doggie!! he belongs to the artist and he painted him into every portrait. cool!!! i was so shocked to see that. mine is named deanMartin
oh, and of course the angelina thing is cool too:)
LOL IS THAT NOT CUTE HOW BRAD DYES HIS HAIR THE COLOR OF HIS LADIES. FIRST HE WAS BLONDE WITH JA THEN NOW DARK WITH THIS BIMBO. GOD WHY CANT THE GIRL DYE HER HAIR TO MATCH HIS?
lmao amazing, only people who know art history would understand, i love you perez!
Hahaha. Good one! Angelina looks Beautiful!!
niiiiiiiiiice art history ref.
the similarities are uncanny.
this art major approves.
When i see Angelina I still see a self cutting, blood drinking, brother kissing, home wrecking skank! Am I the only 1?
Well actually I'm an art history major and the woman in The Arnolfini Wedding Portrait is not preggers. If you look closely she is just holding up her dress.
PEREZ you are soo art literate!!! luv it!!!!!!
nice. haha. maybe that dress was inspired by that artwork, haha.
ha ha. cute.
Hey Perez,
Love the reference. But the woman in that painting is not actually pregnant. During that time period, the women's clothing was draped so they way they held the fabric made it look like they were preggers!
Still..love your life.
Random
she looks happy
but brad doesnt, weird. very weird
oooo good one!
i just studied this in art history.
two beautiful pictures!!
♥
wow, not use to this kind of reference from "pop" culture, but it's on the mark.
your best S@B ever Perez. This rocks my socks off.
Great! Good job Perez… now i am wondering about Brad and Angie getting married since as far as i recall they said they will marry when everyone will be able to get married and since California is now pro gay marriage well… just wondering…. any news on that?
I really hope they do get married… whore + adulterous should stick together, that way she would take her paws off any other hot guys… so the hollywood ladies can take a breath and let their husbands go out by themselves…
LMAO! only perez would think some shit up like this.
I just took an art history course, and if i woulda thought of shit like this I woulda passed the course with FLYING colors instead of a C.
Clever!
In stance and in Fashion, that is the only resemblance. But please don't compare her to the virtuous woman in the painting.
art history education in belen :]
The woman in the painting isn't prego you douche.
WOW! that's the greatest.
good job!
hahahaha
She's a beautiful pregnant woman and looks exactly as she should for having twins. Nothing is worse than listening to people who have never had children, criticize or make fun of the appearance of a pregnant woman. I'm 9 1/2 months pregnant and due next week, and most people have been nice, but there have been a couple of rare instances where I encountered someone who doesnt want kids and made no effort to hide their complete disgust over a pregnant body. Let them see how they feel when they are old and alone at the end of their lives with no one to come and visit them or really care, and in the meantime their friends are all spending holidays with their adult children.
Besides the David Archuleta and Bat boy comparison…this is the best SAB ever.
HOME-WRECKING WHORE
Kudos Perez! Way to pull out the obscure art school reference!
thats too funny! also in the pic the man is supposed to be super old (like 40ish for that time) and the girl is apparently 13! I'm a history major…kinda like brad and ange's age difference…
oh perez..i'm so proud of you for making such an art historically appropriate comparison!
Gorgeous! The most beautiful couple ever!
so this is "separated at birth" solely because she's wearing a green dress..? as many people have already noted the woman in the portrait isn't even pregnant. wow you think you know art. you're a dumb ass perez.
That's pretty cool, actually!
so so impressed with perez's intellect on this one
wow perezito! i am so impressed that you know who Jan Vam Eyck is!
So True!
This is Definately your best "Seperated at Birth" yet! I love it!!!!
the woman in the "arnoldfini wedding portrait" isn't pregnant at all… it's the way dresses were like in the 16, 17 century…
Perez, you got class.
God why don't they just go live in the woods?! Her hand on the stomache……………..makes me wanna vomit. I guess after being used as human condom knowing that though men wanted to fuck her but didn't take her seriously or wanted to wife her (Billy and the exes still wonder what they were thinking) I guess spitting babies out like a farm animal is more respectable!
what person who works at perez's headquarters knows anything about fine art? really impressive. this is a great painting as is all of jan's work.
The lot of you are as mean as the words you immaturely spew out towards this couple. Perez loves Brangelina and obviously was paying them a compliment with this comparison. Were you a fucking saint when you were a teenager? Angie has grown immensely since then - she's done a fuck load more humanitarian work than Jen - and I like Jen! I'm just stating the FACTS. Angelina SAVES 1/3 of her paycheck. FACT. She GIVES 1/3 of her paycheck. FACT. Keeps 1/3 of her paycheck to live on. FACT. DO YOU?? Probably not! You're all so jealous. Brad would've left Jen by now because their priorities are so different. Ange & Brad are two peas in a pod.
DAMN! ANGELINA'S BOOBS ARE HUMONGOUS NOW THAT SHE'S PREGNANT AGAIN. AND NOT FAKE! IT WAS SWEET HOW SHE SAID ON E! HER KIDS WANT TO FEED THE TWINS BROWNIES WHEN THEY'RE BORN. WHAT AN ADORABLE FAMILY.
Hey, to the idiot who said you're upset that she's always clutching her stomach while pregnant - obviously, you've never been pregnant. Most women hold their bellies because it's HEAVY. Stop judging.
Re: Harmonia – Nope. She stated she chose the dress because Green is her favorite color and it matched her green eyes.
Ahaha, for the first time Perez, that was a good one.
there is debate about whether the Arnolfini portrait is a "wedding" portrait… it is often called the Arnolfini Double Portrait. And she is not pregnant… that is how they portrayed women's bodies back then.
OK who told this sell out "fug" douche anything about art history/ REAL culture?!??
Well, whoever you are, thanks, I'd like to see more and I think more readers NEED it!!!!
p.s. chodesuckers "first" MEANS NOOOTHINGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
hihi, the painter, Jan Van Eyck, was born in the town I live in!
kiss from Belgium!
and i'm proud to say that i'm born and raised in the same city a jan van eyck : maaseik
I don't see the similarities at all. Wow, they're both pregnant and wearing a green dress. Who cares?
More bastard children for them..
It is similar, but i will just add that the lady in the painting wasn't actually pregnant, it was just her dress style of the time making it look that way. I myself used to think the lady in the painting was pregnant 2 until investigation some years ago.
i knew ive seen a photo kinda similar to that brangelina somewhere! its crazy!
This is great, I was just about to go, but that lady's not pregnant! but since everyone else has already said it, i'll point something else out. You can totally see the painter in the mirror behind them
yay for Art in Society class!!!!
This was noticed on Jezebel on the 15th. Yawn.
i am impressed by your comparison. i love that jan van eyke painted his self portrait in the back mirror - presence of the creator. that is mimicked in the brange with the paps! and they are both convex glass (lens and mirror).
bravo, mister!! thanks for the art history!
hahahahahh as an art history student, i must say that this made my day
possibly the only time i've ever seen you display intellect
ahhah
I'm a 31-year-old straight male but to be honest I wouldn't hit it. What's the fascination with her? I haven't had sex since July '96 however I'm sorry but if Angie came up to me and asked me if I wanted to sleep with her, I'd have to pass. I wouldn't be able to get it up from her. Not that I'm a Jennifer Aniston fan, I wouldn't do her either. I'd rather do Brad, but as I said I'm straight (meaning I wouldn't do Brad but I'd pick him over Angelina).
–Davey Dave
There's hope for brad and jen to get back together in the back of his mind he still loves jen dammit.
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I don't think he will ever go back to Jen even (as many say) if he is still in love with her. He is too good of a father to go back to Jen and then have his children question the love or maybe lack of love he had for their mother. I don't think he would have them thinking he made a mistake loving and having a family with their mother.
Re: Kendra sheppard – He has NEVER gone back to his exes.
HA! Oh so good. I agree, this is the best seperated at birth yet by far! You make all our little art history hearts swoon. Also very whore vs. Madonna undertones. Clever Perez, very clever!
Hahaha!! Well done Perez! That's really funny - in a "mixing-the-high-culture-with-the-popular-culture" sort of way…!!
Ha ha, I like this. But I learned in my Art History class that she's not really pregnant.
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Too funny!
its funny, i will give you that perez but all that are in common is the color.. ive studied art history and taken enough classes and lectures from profs who say that arnolfini's bride is NOT preggers… they would NEVER memorialize a shotgun weddin and it is just an unfortunate unflatterin choice of dress.. this is actually a portrait of weddin on the right and on the left is just all sorts of ugly [angelina]
after taking art history this year… its a perfect match =]
Awesome comparison, only the woman in the painting isn't pregnant. It's just the fashion of the time.
Funny they picked that picture huh