Kristina Chen's Latest Masterpiece
Filed under: Canadialand > Nelly Furtado > Tina Chen
Tina has added a new song to her official MySpace page!
Click here to listen to her interpretation of Nelly Furtado's Say It Right.
Classic!
Posted: May 16, 2008 at 11:30 am
it sounds like whale calls…
I'm really quite distressed, and whats really worrying is that she is serious and because of the profiling she's had on here she's starting to believe that she has some talent.
I have serious doubts as to how she's going to handle the truth and hope that her family a) don't encourage her b) stop her, ground her, section her and c) don't own any dangerous weapons that she could get her hands on, face it folks, her voice is a dangerous enough weapon…..
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It's obvious that she is not 15, she is in her early 20's. She is FAKE you guys!!
Perez knows this
SHE IS AN UNDERAGE GIRL! For reals yall. Perez found her youtube page with a bunch of fucked up videos of her trying to "sing", so he made fun of them. He made her into a huge star. She could not handle all of the attention so she took down all her videos. Then out of nowhere she comes back with a new video. It was so scary! Perez told everyone about because she deleted it a few minutes later after she posted it. It was a video of her, with no bra on and a unbuttoned shirt. She then flashed the camera! She also asked her male "fans" if they think she is "sexy"! She's only like 16! This girl is out of control! She had a bunch of pics like that on her myspace a while ago but took them down. AND YES, SHES FUCKING SERIOUS ABOUT HER "MUSIC"!!! HAHAHA! Yes, she thinks that she will be a huge pop star. She also thinks that she has millions of fans around the world that love her. She is obviously deaf.
What a FAT FUCKING RETARD. No, not you Perez.
How does she not know how HORRIBLE this sounds! OMG!!
Is she fucking retarded???
IT HURTS TO FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS OUT LIKE THAT, HOW DOES SHE CONSTANTLY DO IT………….IN EVERY FREAKIN PIC OF HER!!
LOL THAT SHIT SOUNDS LIKE WHALES HAVING SEX;; NASTY
Thats just brutal. Poor thing.
Ouch, my poor ears are bleeding! I can't believe her idiotic "friends" on myspace are actually telling her she's talented. Stop encouraging her you morons!!! Next thing you know she's going to think she's going to audition for American Idol! Actually that wouldn't be a bad then because then Simon could tell her how much she sucks and she could stop pretending she can sing.
Re: SuperstarTina! – That video is still up. A bunch of people downloaded it before she deleted it. It's still up on youtube; You just have to search or ask around for it. She flashes the camera but you don't see nips (just A LOT of cleavage) and it has no nudity; It's very sexually suggestive though. It's some PG-13 shit. It's gross and you will vomit though. So be cautioned before you take the journey to find this holy grail.
is she retarded
I hope that this is all fake, because if it's not this is all seriously pathetic and gross.
How can you all sit here, and make comments about a young girl if you're an adult? It's disgusting, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
this chick is two steps away from being retarded. why is this albino beached whale showing her stomach? maybe she should go back to church and think of something original and inspiring.
WHAT A HOUND
Tina has asperger's syndrome it's quite obvious. Wikipedia it if you don't believe me.
For the person who commented about her having thousands of friends who say nothing negative to her it is because she FILTERS her comments. Unless it is flattering or "nice" she will not approve the post and will actually block you. She is quite delusional and I'm not saying that to be mean, but honestly if you look at any of her THREE myspace pages it is clear that this young girl probably does not have the most stable mental capacity and probably not a lot of contact with the "real world" or "real" friends. She puts everything into the internet and her "millions" of fans…It is quite sad and I really wish her parents/guardians? knew what she was up to so they could get her the help that she so desperatly needs.
That was hideous. She's tone deaf and disgusting
Perez, why do you continue to give this fat pig faced lil girl attention??
HAHAHAHA!!!! OMFG! I JUST WET MYSELF READING THIS! An excerpt from her very profound bio found on her page- "Tina has been working very hard at writing music since she is now working on three books. She dreams big. The bands that she loves are the Backstreet Boys and Jonas Brothers. She wonders what it would be like if she was popular like the Jonas Brothers and the Backstreet Boys. Is there anything this girl can't do? Who knows? We will just have to wait and see. What's next for Tina? who knows… but we know to expect only one thing… Perfection! "
This girl is a class act. I would definitely pay 50 cents to see her perform live. This bitch is going to be the next American Idol.
Does she dress like this to prove she is not 300 pounds? Because if you only saw that face, you would bet your life she was 300 pounds.
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why does she do it?
Excerpt from her profound bio found on her page- "Tina has been working very hard at writing music since she is now working on three books. She dreams big.
The bands that she loves are the Backstreet Boys and Jonas Brothers. She wonders what it would be like if she was popular like the Jonas Brothers and the Backstreet Boys. Is there anything this girl can't do? Who knows? We will just have to wait and see.
What's next for Tina? who knows… but we know to expect only one thing… Perfection!"
The bitch is crazy and out of it. She will probably be a huge star in Japan because they love the shitty music.
where to start, the eyebrows? the glasses? the braless rolled up buttoned down top? the dressing gown! The pasty bare midrif? It's all wrong, not to mention the talent or lack of it. How anyone apart from a paedo would find a young girl of her age trying to act presumptuous and sexy anything other than worrying and sickening is beyond me. Re the myspace comments, i would think they review the comments before they are listed on there and if they are negative they won't get up. It's very sad because it's surely damaging her
eeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!
is this girl mentally handicapped? seriously.
TINA ROCKS THE FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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GO TINA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ANYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE THAT TINA ROCKS HAS TO GO THRU ME
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YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN SWING IT? THAN BRING IT?
Holy crap she sucks! I had never heard her sing but wow, she ruined it…it was hillarious how many people made fun of her and told her that the song was "excellent".
Why do you insist on putting this very unattrative and untalented twit on this website? Along with Patatahead, that awful model agyness(sp?), et al.? Just sayin.
All I can say is, if south park decided to make fun of her singing, they just have to make her sing. ’nuff said
OK!!! SOME PEOPLE ARE FUCKED IN THE HEAD….NASTY ASS MOTHER FUCKERS. BUT THATS THE REACTION U WANT SO ITS COOL BUT FUCKING NASTY DOWN SYNDROME BITCH'S
Tina
no need for pics lik tat…. put it away gurl
Love the music tho
OMG o.O
hahahahahahahaha wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Odd and disturbing.
Perez, you should stop teasing this poor girl. It is like the hunk at school acting like he likes the geeky girl just for kicks. Unless you are just as tone deaf as she is.
Is she retarded or something? Like seriously. Is she mentally disabled?
is she mentally challenged? if she is, i think it is very mean of you to make fun of her.
I think that she is the reason that the Middle East hates the US so much. Bin Laden must have seen her on your website and decided that this needed to be stopped.
Tina defines white trash!
All I can say about that is…….NO MA'AM!!!!! That almost gave me a migraine!
wow! this is so sad!
This "girl" isn't mentally sound. You putting her on your site, you are feeding her illness and that makes you a part of it. Feel good?
I don't think she realizes that she can't sing… there is no way her parents know that she puts pictures of herself like that on the internet.
I'm reporting you, for Child Endangerment.
is this girl for real?
she's been working on her singing and dancing since she was young? she can't do either ..
omg.
someone tell her. are her parents alive?
This breaks my heart…this truly makes me worry about the state of the world…How can you sleep at night Perez? You have exploited this poor girl who obviously has some sort of mental handicap, and you know it. You know that she's not well, and you still continue to exploit her. I've never been more disgusted by you. You know damn well that what you're doing isn't right. I'm sure you're making plenty of money off this site, but is it worth it? Clean up your fucking act Perez, I have a feeling that even you are better than this.
One word: PATHETIC.
this is really sad…
LMAO she is so funny! and your funny for keeping up with her! hahahha did you hear her gimmie more! yikeees! LMAO I love you perez!
It's TINA BITCH!!!!! i love her!!!!!!!!
love her new song! keep rocking girl!!!
This poor girl is obviously not all there. I think its mean the way Perez makes fun of her. Its like making fun of the slow kid at school.
Still a sexy bull dyke!
LOL!! What a trainwreck!! Loves it!
WTF happened to her eyebrows???? And…take off the glasses and she looks exactly like Miss Piggy!
I am not one to like to put others down who are focused and have dreams…but someone needs to make this girl realize that she is meant to do something else in life! Is her family really encouraging this?! As much as I would like to sound like Christina Aguilera…it ain't gonna happen! If she reads this- sweetheart no one wants to "hate on you" but you just don't have the IT factor. And stop dressing with rolled up shirts. You are not a good influence, nor does it look classy! You want to change the world and promote understanding, happiness and peace…then use your voice and speak out about the negative things in world. Become an ACTIVIST not a singer! Happy weekend everyone…
GROSSS!
no le da verguenza??!!!
She's retarded, right? RIGHT?!
Seriously Perez? This is pathetic. She's 17, leave the poor girl alone. Your behavior is truly despicable, and the fact that you post about her knowing the comments you'll incite is so sad. You can do so many good things with this medium and it's truly disheartening to me that this is how you choose to use it. These posts contradict all the good your try to do elsewhere.
Is she fucking serious? I'm mean people that are her friends have to be laughing they're ass off when she puts a new song up. LOL!
she.is.retarded.
lets leave her alone. geebus.
She's autistic. Lay off the vaccines!
Honestly, not only is she some kinda nasty Asian (bad), but she's also clearly mentally retarded (extra bad). Perez, you've reached a new low, it's awesome.
TINA IS PEREZ' JOKE ON YOU ALL! She's a hoax, a scam, a fake, a phony. There's nothing to be concerned about and no authorities to call. I'll say it again for those of you who were not listening — TINA IS PEREZ' JOKE ON YOU ALL!
She is just NASTY. And she has NO talent; doesn't she know she's only "famous" because people are making fun of her? Gah. And the trying to be sexy thing is just flat out gross.
Re: Monica – #165 I THINK SOMEONE'S JEALOUS OF MY LOVE GODDESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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I KNOW SHE'S HOT AND I'M EVEN GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'M DOING A GUY WHO CAN ROCK A SPEEDO. HE'S A TOTAL EXHIBITIONIST!!!!!!!!!!!! HE NEEDS TAMED
DOES THIS CHICK ACTUALLY TAKE HERSELF SERIOUSLY????
SHE SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING RETARD! IT'S LIKE LISTENING TO THE CHRISTMAS CONCERT AT YOUR SCHOOL WHEN THE MENTAL KIDS GOT A CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING!!
FUCK OFF CHRISTINA, YOU'RE A JOKE!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
GO LISTEN TO HER GIMME MORE…. IT'S HILARIOUS!!
FUCKIN 'TARD
Oh. My. God. She's AWFUL. Her dream is to be a famous singer? Yeah, give it up fugly.
She looks like one of the people who are spawned from Conan O'Brians "If they Mated"….only I don't know who which couple it would be that would produce something this hideous. She has to have some kind of mental disability. She looks like a normal ugly person, but I don't think she has the mind of one.
So…I'm suffering through her rendition while checking my email and found myself with a question…did she just say, "Its Tina, bitch!" ? Her handlers need to be reported.
ok someone please tell me
shes like mentally challenged or something right
her voice makes me sick to my stomach!
Is it just me, or does this fugz chick look like that Miranda Cosgrove (or w.e) from ICarly, with like 200 extra lbs?
Lol.
Perez, drop dead.
You know what would be really bad? If she's not mentally handicapped at all but just so ugly and pathetic that everyone here thinks she is. God help her.
It's not funny when the person really starts to believe your "compliments". This is not funny, at all. It's super sad and beyond mean.
is this chick fucking serious??? she has no talent. you should stop putting her on your page. i feel sorry for her. she really thinks these people like her, but in realuty their just making fun of her annoying ass!
I really really don't understand how some people can be so delusional. It's laughable that she actually thinks she is good. What is even more ridiculous are the people on her myspace that think she's good. What is the world coming to?
whoa thats all i have to say.
I think in one's lifetime they are fortunate enough to experience The Beatles and Tina Music…. Tina is truly gifted in song and voice… Thank you Tina.
That girl is so damn tone depth. She sounded like she had a tennis ball in her mouth.
She thinks she can sing, well she sure as hell cant. She thinks one day she will get a record deal, she never will. She is so ugly, reminds me of Shrek. And for those who think she actually has talent, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! She cant sing, i couldnt listen to more then 10 seconds of the song. But it was the funniest thing i had ever heard. Even if she could sing, she's too ugly, record companies want people who and hot, not people who look like ogres!
Is this for real? How can this girl not know that she can't carry a tune and looks like the back end of a hooker?
I can't believe she actually wants people to listen to that! I feel sorry for her.
what the frick is wrong with that thing?
Re: D.C.E – You ar 100% right! She does looks like an ogre! Also i think she is mentally retarded, and so are the people who think she can sing!
I seriously think she's retarded folks. just forget about her perez. she doesn't know any better.
Two things:
I love in Gimmee More all the 'gimmees' are way out of sync. The panting and spoken words are creepy and completely unsexy.
I also love all her 'friends' and comments. They're evil and wonderful!
She probably has a padlock on her bedroom door so mommy can't witness the monstrosity that is her spawn.
I can't believe I'm posting on Perez Hilton, first comment ever! She's so gross and so untalented yet FASCINATING! Some SERIOUSLY funny shit!
Re: elley –
I beg to differ… I think she knows full well what she's doing. Sorry, but a 'mentally challenged' individual would not be capable of managing a Myspace account or work a fucking camera to record all her beauty. Don't be fooled by her pounds. I warn you.
EEWWWWW!!! she needs to put a baggy sweatshirt on… no one wants to see her titties… or come close to seeing them…
I can not believe how she is just butchering songs like that!
If I ever thought I was a horrible singer she makes me sound like friggin Toni Braxton!
Ok. If she suffers from mental illness than that recording it hawt!!! But, if she isn't suffering from mental illness then that was SHITEOUS!!!
For the love of god. She's the worst thing i've ever heard in my entire life. her version of when you look me in the eyes is the worst thing i've ever heard. soo funny! i can't believe she actually thinks she's good.
WTF is that???
I guess I don't keep up with who this person is?? Is this an american idol contestant. Music is absolutly horrible. She has to be joking
she looks like a turd wih burnt hair wrapped around it lol OH SHE NEEDS SINGING LESSONS RIGHT NOW (YEAH)lmao……wow that sounds like shit
PEREZ,
IS SHE DEF OR SPECIAL????
Re: Renae –
Tina is not white you dumb bitch now get a pair of fucking glasses and take another look at her.
O.M.G. - her "gimme more" cover is seriously awesome. Can a nice christian girl really say, it's tina bitch? Her MySpace description is just HIGHlarious:
Kristina Chen is a 17-year-old singer/songwriter from Kansas City. Ever since she can remember she has been working on her singing and dancing and her ultimate goal will be to get signed by one of the biggest record labels in america. Her style is classic pop, her biggest influences are Backstreet Boys, Jonas Brothers, Her aunt, and Rachel Stevens from S Club. Her work on YouTube has got her a lot of fame, and millions of fans all over the globe. When she covered Bet On It from High School Musical 2 the response was overwhelming…" wtf?
Is she retarded? Seriously. Or just really stupid. I can't believe her parents let her do this. She should fucking audition for American Idol. Or half chink Idol.
omg is she retarded???…no really is she???