Face-Off!
Filed under: Heidi Klum > YOU Decide! > Gwyneth Paltrow
Heidi Klum in the new issue of Marie Claire. Gwyneth Paltrow in the new issue of V.
Who worked it better???
- Heidi (77%)
- Gwyneth (23%)
Total Votes: 250,669
Loading …Posted: May 17, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Gwyneth looks like she's trying to stop a runny nose…not hott
who the fuck cares you big fat boar-faced idiot
Neither
sorry, they both look really gross
gwyneth is such a has been, no one likes her anymore
I personally think Heidi is overrated. Her features are a bit masculine for my liking. But Gwyneth's not my style either. And it has nothing to do with jealousy. It has to do with personnal taste a lot of times. I can say I think other women are attractive, but these two aren't ugly, but I don't classify as stunningly gorgeous.
Tell Gwyneth, Olive Oyl wants her arms back. Eat something.
Obviously Heidi would take the crown on this show off. Paltrow's eyes look droopy and boring. Heidi's had a little bit more experience in the model area. she looks great her eyes are perfect, mouth is closed which is a big plus for photographers.
Heidi DEFINITELY worked it better. you can almost see up gwyneths nose. plus, she's a bitch!
the difference between the two is that heidi doesn't need photoshop or anything to make the picture look good. thats all a natural picture. Gywns you can tell they did something or not enough. look at her eyes they look dead. thats a big no no. gywn wouldn't stand a chance on ANTM
Both of them look absolutely HIDEOUS if you ask me. But I guess the one on the left doesn't look as, IDK, high?
Um, isn't Gwenyth an actress? Klum is the model? Why even make this a poll?
Must be a slow news day, Perez.
Gweneth looks high
gwenyth looks like a cracked out version of heidi from the hills
none of the above.
German girl VS Jewish girl!!
It is not cool Perez!!
although gwenyth looks more like high fashion, her face just kills it, so heidi takes it here. if it was someone else's face, the V cover would win.
Gwnetrh looks like a drag queen who just inhaled some piss or is tryin to get off a high
heidi rocked it
hands down
That doesn't look like Gywneth. It looks like Celine Dione.
gwyn looks like heidi montag in this pic…
Heidi Deffinately brought it.
Gwyneth normally looks really pretty.
But she looks like a drag queen in that photo!!
neither….they are both ugly
They both look like haggard shit. Put all those fucking millions to better use bitches.
heidi is gorgeous and gwyneth is the homeliest girl to ever get a cover. why?
gwyneth looks like she is about to sneeze. or that she has a cold and can't breath out of her nose.
Heidi Klum is quite simply WAY more beautiful and fashionable than Gwynnie Pig.
I fucking hate Gwyneth… she's such a fucking snob. I think Heidi is happier on the inside than Gwyn. Plus Heidi is a NATURAL beauty… I've seen Gwyn without makeup… she's pretty fugly. Heidi always works it better!!!
Gwenyth looks horrid. Doesn't she know that blue eyeshadow is so 70s?
America's most despised Ex-pat Tranny, Gwynnie Paltrow- comes in a sorry second in this battle.
I'd happily go lesbian for Heidi.
What's up with Gwynnie's face? (Apart from the usual). She looks wrong.
Gwynnie in Bloom?
Puh-leeze! This bayotch bloomed a long time ago. She had her moment years ago. The bloom is long long. A shriveled up remnant of the flower, brown and crusty- is all that desperately clings to the vine~ now rotting in a vase of putrid water in London.
Why the media elite keeps favoring this tired has- been is anyone's guess.
Both photos look like crap. I just wanted to view the results to see how others voted!!!
Heidi looks really pretty. Gwenyth looks kinda scary..
Heidi looks like Pheobe fron FRIENDS. There is something weird about her nose. Gwynn looks pale with NO EYEBROWS. She's attractive, but this pic isn't working for her.
Gwen looks like that thing from I,Robot! lol
Gwyneth is so ugly. Now she's riding Robert Downy Jr.'s coattails instead of Brad Pitt's.
Heidi
Gwyneth looks like she's about to let out a really rank fart.
C'mon. How could Gwyneth ever work anything better than Heidi Klum?
why must you always create competition between two people who aren't trying to compete?
my god.
just like what you did to madonna and mariah.
umm those are gross pictures of both of them.. not flattering.
Gwyneth is attempting an artsy fartsy thing that just doesn't translate well. Time to eat some meat methinks and feed the other brain cells. The convoluted frenetic attempt doesn't work for her. It might work if she cut her hair short and opened her eyes. Usually she is gorgeous. I much prefer Heidi here. She is natural (a work of art in itself), sexy, the fashion is understated chaos and the lighting shows her color and shadows accurately. Gwyneth is washed out. Who took Gwyneth's photo? An amateur? I need a frame of reference for her photo. What is the next film she has coming out?
BRAVO!!! hope u feel really proud of urself for bullying a 14 y/o girl. this is not high school u fuckin tube of lard. she is a KID. UR not. ACT UR AGE!!!
And everyone else out there followin this retards lead, c'om, seriously??? how would u feel if ur 14 y/o kid or sister or brother was bein cyber-bullied??
be socially responsible u miserable , self-hatin, piece of shit, excuse for a human bein. PEREZ, SUCK IT HARD!!!
gwen's face looks so gross. it looks like all raw and like she just got over a bad cold.
anyone who did not vote Gwyneth is
1. Pig disgusting american
2. Does not know anything about fashion
and
3. Is a pig disgusting american.
heidi looks like shit on that cover, and also incredibly fucking BORING, AVERAGE, WHO GIVES A SHIT
the question was WHO WORKED IT BETTER. The answer is Mrs. Coldplay.
If the question were who looks better…then Heidi takes the cake.
It looks like Heidi's reaction is responding to Gwenyth's reaction. DOMINATION!
Heidi all the way!!
HEIDI ALL THE WAY!!!
Heidi did.
Gwyneth looks like a coke head.
Re: emily – They look like twins.
I know it's not nice, but I have never understood what people see in Gwyn.I do not think she is attractive at all!
u know what people may jump on my back for this one but they kinda look alike in a wierd way.
gwyneth is a SKANK!
I honestly can't stand gwyneth paltrow's face… she was definitely not made for modeling like Heidi was…
Gwyneth can't compete…she's an America-hater, she shows no remorse for her stupidity, whereas Heidi doesn't hide the fact that she knows where she gets her popularity. Smart business-woman…
Re: butts –
ummmmm Gwyneth hates american people………And Heidi is actually a model she knows more about fashion than G.
they both look great so I didn't vote. meow*
Gwenny looks odd in her photos lately! Like over photoshopped or something
she actually looks kinda like Kate Blanchette in this photo
Gwyneth Paltrow hates Americans. She think we are all stupid. She said it in some magazine article. I have not been able to stomach her bullshiz since I read that article. Google it if you son't believe me. I Won't buy a magazine she is on. Won't see/rent a movie she is in.
Pompous Bitch.
Team Heidi
they both look like ghouls.
and tranny's
Gwyneth looks shocking… Heidi got my vote. Although, she is not looking her best either.
They both look horrible and totally retouched. It's a tie.
i love them both but definatly heidi.
Gwyneth looks like Cate Blanchett in that photo
GWYNETH NO COMPETITION!!!! She's beautiful!!!!!
GWYNETH W/OUT A DOUBT!!!
Heidi is ravishing. Gwynnie Paltrow is a joke. A really bad, tranny joke.
You know- everyone wouldn't hate her so much if she just kept her trap shut about America. "We don't kiss on the red carpet and let you into our world."
Who does this yenta kunt think she is anyway?
Gwynnie is a PR professional's absolute worse nightmare. Everything that comes out of her mouth are pretentious- pompus non sequiters.
Americans have long memories- and they will not suffer traitors. Every American school child learns about Benedict Arnold in history class. Gwynnie is like a modern day Benedict Arnold. Made her millions making shiteous films sold to American filmgoers- then shits all over the very Americans who made her rich and famous.
What an ingrate. Hope she rots in England the very rest of her life.
heidi ofcourse!. hello? she's a supermodel
heidi wins this one: i think gwyn is beautiful but she looks like heidi montag in this pic
Chacun a son gout!
Neither of them to me look gorgeous…Heidi always looks so stiff and FROZEN, always the SAME expression on her face (NOT in fashion shoots but on all "snapshots" at events.
Gwyneth looks like HEIDI MONTAG Pre-Photoshop…
oh good god heidi is a fucking bitch shes such a fake!!! i hate her voice and in germany nobody likes her because of her attiude
I have nothing against gweneth.. but she looks od and scary… whoever edited her photos did a really bad job.
As for Heidi.. c'mon it's Heidi Klum!
gwyneth looks like a drunky whoreªª
go heidiª she is soooo a topmodel
Come on, Heidi has a deer in the headlights look!!
hello heidi is a model…offcourse she was gonna look better
Heidi Rocks! Gwenith is NOOOO model.
To me there are many models who aren't gorgeous. I don't feel model automatically equals beautiful.
someone should slap those photogs for taking such awful pics.
is it just me or does gwyneth not strike quite a resemblance to another heidi… as in the hills heidi????
Paltrow and Blythe Danner both pimped abortions on MOTHER'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! What tramps! So, who had the abortion? Mom or Gwynn? They both work for Planned Parenthood. Sluts.
Re: Jennifer Perez – Well, I disagree for this photo only. She looks like a man a little.
gwyneth looks like she's taking a shit. push baby, push.
Re: Paltrow is an abortion pimp – It doesn't surprise me that Gwynnie Paltrow would pop off in favor of killing babies on Mother's Day.
Just when you think this girl can't get any more loathesome.
The world might be a better place if ole' Blythe had aborted Gwynnie.
As if the world needs another reason to hate Gwynnie Paltrow. It just came to light that Gwynnie and Mumsie Blythe Danner spoke out in favor of killing unborn babies- on Mother's Day no less!
These left wing, Elitist Hollywood Pigs are a disgrace. Heretofore, Blythe escape the disgust of most people- but now she has sunk as low as her GwynnieSpawn.
Actresses Blythe Danner and Gwyneth Paltrow are at it again, asking abortion advocates across the country to donate money to the nation's largest abortion business.
In an email Friday prior to Mother's Day, the mother and daughter Hollywood stars primped the pump for more donations for Planned Parenthood.
"We are Blythe Danner and Gwyneth Paltrow, and this is the third time we've written a Mother's Day letter to people like you who support Planned Parenthood," they wrote in the email LifeNews.com received.
The pair apparently believe promoting abortion is the best way to honor mothers. go figure…
HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?
Gwyneth Paltrow couldn't wait to get the "American filth" off her body when she recently touched down in London's Heathrow from Manhattan.
The actress' venom for her mother country is so intense she tells airline employees she's British.
You haters need to lay the fuck off Gwyneth! It's not her fault.
All her anti-American thoughts are programmed into her brain by Madonna Ciccone! Madge is smart enough to keep her anti-American vile thoughts away from the press- but poor Gwynnie is to stupid not to! She's like a parrot repeating all this shit she learned from Madge.
Madge- Quit fucking with Gwynnie!
Thank you for the back up my friends!!! They are the lowest of the low. Blythe and Gwynne. Gee, should Americans kill their babies b/c we're "stupid"?? Wouldn't want to breed anymore stupid kids. Maybe she's just supporting Madge. Miss 11 abortions. The blonde Abortion. Forget ambition. I'll bet Paltrow has had a few abortions. Mom too. Get your ugly whore, big bird ass back to London, and stop accepting American cash. You dumb, bimbo, trash bag.
Americans are stupid? Lets start with Madonna {the AMERICAN} 11 abortions. Yep. She is stupid. Stupid about using a rubber. Stupid about not protecting herself from HIV. Both women are twits. The only things they're good at is sipping tea and working out.
Why do they want to be British? I don't get it. Gwynne is 1/2 Jewish. Madonna used to be cool, but I stopped liking her when she started preaching Kaballa to everyone. I read that some lady pal of Madonna got really pissed at Madonna when she tried pushing that crap down her throat. The lady finally got so fed up, she kicked Madonna to the curb. Not everyone wants a piece of it. Same goes for you, Tom Cruise.
Okay. Let's start with the 2 dumb Americans who advocate child murder on MOTHERS DAY!!!! What a dumb fuck she is! Her mother too. Baby killers.
DIDNT WE SEE HEIDI'S COVER BEFORE WITH POSH AND KEIRA KNIGHTLY!?!? THE WHITE WIFEBEATER, BLACK SUSPENDERS, …. POSH WORKED IT BEST, SORRY HEIDI AND KEIRA.
Paltrow has had 3 abortions.
I find it rather disturbing that Blythe Danner and Gwyneth Paltrow think that promoting abortion is a way to honor mothers on Mother's Day.
These ladies are completely whacked- deeply out of touch with reality.
The exist in a rarified, elite, "limousine liberal" kind of world.
Re: Joan Nesbitt – Joan, I agree. I don't get that at all. Why don't they go talk to a few women who regret their abortions and want to die from the guilt/shame. Thankfully that's never been me, but I know several of the walking wounded. Abortion on Mother's Day? How could they be so cold hearted on a day that we honor mothers? Not honor them having their children ripped to shreds in their wombs.