Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Thought
Filed under: Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson singing live!
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Posted: May 16, 2008 at 1:28 pm
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Not As Shiteous As We Would Have ThoughtFiled under: Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson singing live! Check it out (above). Posted: May 16, 2008 at 1:28 pm
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WHO THE FUCK TOLD HER SHE COULD SING???????
She def needs to stick to her day job cuz she'll never make a cent singing.
My ears are killing me.
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Hah! Heidi Montags song was better than this!
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Horrible beyond belief. She couldn't carry a tune if it had a handle on it.
WHINING the same dull monotone notes like a dying cow does not make a singer! Epic fail
her voice is different and her music is too (even thought this is a copy of someone else's or something??) anyways point is, she isn't a stupid pop singer like every other young chicka in hollywood music!
GOOD FOR YOU LADY!
I'm impressed. I really really do like her voice. Not at all what I would have expected. Seriously. She actually adds depth to an already great song. Good job, lady.
is she forcing it to be deeper?? sounds like she should be a better singer..or maybe im just delusional cuz she's so hot. She has no talent in acting…apparently no talent in singing either.
thats possibly the worst thing i've ever heard. i could only listen to that for like 10 seconds
THIS IS REASON RECORD INDUSTRY IS IN THE SINKER>>>>>WHERE ARE THE REAL MUSIC TALENT SCOUTS>?
TURN YOUR HEARING AIDS ON KIDS>
AWFUL!!
it's good & makes her even more appealing… sexier
She is truly awful. Flat, tone-deaf. She makes Tom Waits sound operatic by comparison.
Most overated vanity project. Ever.
Perez, are you on the payroll? Why do you keep pimping this crap?
she did a cover of "summertime" on a cd called "unexpected dreams", which features a bunch of other celebrities singing as well, and did an amazing job singing it (look for it on itunes). i hoped she would do something with a little bit more blues or soul on her own album. i mean, she sounds better live than on the studio version of "falling down", but still, i wish she would REALLY show us her TRUE vocal talents.
How told her she can sing?? Spencer Pratt?
She is right there at the Heidi Montag's worse singer's list
I'd rather listen to that than the over-produced, complete shit on her video…yikes!
i love it. so unique. i want to hear another one of her songs!
I like her deep voice. She is damn flat at times though. Studio recordings will be better for her.
wow. that is terrible. and i'm not even very critical.
no pude ni siquiera termiar de escucharla!! espantosooo horribleeeeeee
Sounds amateurish and manly.
She does not sound that bad, but she is obviously not the best singer in the industry now. She should stick to acting.
Sounds pretty shiteous to me…
um i think def NOT
Perez–clean your ears for the love of Pete–Shes horredous!!!!!! Sounds like she has a huge wad of phlegm lodged in her esophagus!!! Or perhaps, a little wad of Ryan!!! He is a fine piece of ass…don't know what he sees in her! Ok, shes got nice boobies, but thats as far as it goes. Don't know why people find her attractive. She needs to keep her day job and give up the singing "career". SUCKS!
What the hell…. Did she sleep with record bosses in order to get a record deal? I'd rather listern to Perez sing…….
sounds like a young Fiona Apple …
That is about the most boring music video I have ever laid eyes on. OMG - she should definately stick to acting. Yuk.
Oy Vey so bad -
this song makes me sad…
Hate to say it, but really not that great. Not awful, just, not great. Why does she seem so bored the first half? And when she starts shaking the bells, she looks like she really does not want to be there!
I hear they play Harlot's music at Gitmo. Poor rag heads.
Yes, it does should a little manly, but I like it. It's catchy
It is that SHITEACIOUS! God, did she just embarass herself.
fucking idiots google Tom Waits!!!!
Scarlett does it like it's supposed to be done!
You have just been brainwashed with all the shiteous comercial pop!!!!
Expand your horizons a little.
This was the most horrible thing I've heard all day. Oh Mah God. Please stick to acting…at least she's half decent there.
I think she has a great bluesy, jazzy voice. why the hate?
She wouldn't make it past round one on american idol….at first I thought it was a joke…she's really bad!!
i actually kind-of liked it. She did a good job for what she can do. Her voice is unique
YUCK! It is shiteous! She needs to stick to looking pretty…
I like it….she sounds better live than in that recording she made
awfull OMG
She's got an OK voice and is actually better live. It takes a lot of guts to put yourself out there, I just don't think many people relate to Tom Waits's music, which is really, really mellow.
I like her voice
My dogs are howling (with her) and my ears are bleeding.
Overly produced. But there will be enough bubble gum low self-esteem teens who will spend their coke money on this song to make it semi-successful.
Re: daddy – I agree with you 110%. These teeny boppers don't know good music. Tom Waits is brilliant and I think SJ did a very nice job. She gets it. Kudo's. Hopefully when you kids get older and wiser you will appreciate good music for what it is.
My dog started to howl. Not very good. I'm not motivated to purchase this product.
um…shoot her already and put her out of her misery
OMG, she really suck!!!!!
booooooooooo
she sucks
She is awful!!!
Seriously? I'd rather shoot myself than listen to that again.
Tina is acutally better than this. I couldn't watch the whole thing. It was noise to me. Perez you just like her and are being nice sucking ass.
um, not good
God help me! I liked it!!!!!
Call me crazy, but I really like her voice. Unique!
Stick to the day job!
You know, when I first heard it, I thought "oh god, she sounds like a man." But by the end, I kind of liked it.
Her voice is not that bad. It's the song that sucks.
hello … i'm johnny cash.
Heidi's was better - yeah Scar's that bad!! Ugh. No, No, No! Please, no more music from her. Ok, she had her fun tried a hobby at record making - please tell me this "phase" is over for her. Who would be stupid enough to buy this shit?!
YUCK!
OMFG….are you kidding me with this. That was B-A-D. Her voice isn't unique people, it's horrible. Good lord.
Honestly….the first 2 mins of this song sounds really confusing and perhaps unfinished? But after she pretends like she is a part of the (instrumental) band by picking up the bell bar… and the loud shoegaze instrumentation sets in…it isn't half as bad. Props to SJ for not choosing a ridiculou pop or notes that are too far to reach for her vocal range. HOWEVER, I say get rid of the cheesy S in the background. It doesn't work unless the artist is prince.
Honestly….the first 2 mins of this song sounds really confusing and perhaps unfinished? But after she pretends like she is a part of the (instrumental) band by picking up the bell bar… and the loud shoegaze instrumentation sets in…it isn't half as bad. Props to SJ for not choosing a ridiculou pop or notes that are too far to reach for her vocal range. HOWEVER, I say get rid of the cheesy S in the background. It doesn't work unless the artist is prince.
not bad…kind of amy winehouse-ish
Beautiful……………..and BORING
AWFUL!!!
I think that this is what any woman would sound like with a mic and a half decent band. It is not bad but it isn't anything special. I think ScarJo's looks and acting ability have always been over rated. ScarJo = Average. Always has, always will.
The lyrics aren't too bad but her voice is not good. Even her bandmates have a pained look on their faces as she is singing.
it sounds like a broken record.. she does not have a good voice people come on… she sounds boring and out of tone
I agree with #2 - she DOES have a unique voice….sounds a wee bit like Joan Armatrading - except deeper….I would definately listen to more!
sounds like she is taking a big ol' poo while singing.
WTF….SHE CANT SING AND SHE CANT EVEN ACT!!!
Jesus f*cking A Hilton! She's bloody shite!!!
ya know, i'm all for people giving different directions a shot, but come on.. Perez… I dunno which version you listened to, but this isn't good… she's monotone and yet pitchy which is a pretty amazing accomplishment lol…. there's not substance behind the song at all…. lyrics are decent, but scarlett my darling, stick to what you're amazing at, acting… please…
Looooooooove it!
bad~~~~~~enough said
The song is amazing, and the her voice is very, very special. In a good way.
bizarrely compelling
For everyone out there there thinks all female singers should sound like Britney or Jessica… ever heard of the legendary Nina Simone? Thought not.
Scarlett ain't no Nina but atleast she has a unique voice that can't be mistaken for all the ubiquitous and disposable female pop "artists" out there. I'm obviously odd man out here but then again I'm one of the apparent few folks who can't for the life of me find the appeal or genious of Kanye West.
OH MY LARD….ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS IS "NOT AS SHITEOUS AS WE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT"? IT'S WORSE…..SHE IS TERRIBLE!!! TERRIBLE BEYOND BELIEF…IF SHE CAN HAVE A SINGING CAREER, SO CAN I! PROBLEM IS, I'M NOT AN ACTRESS OR AS HOT AS HER!!!!!! MY EARS. MY EYES. MY SOUL….HELP ME GAWD!
Horribale and terrible!!
perez–
you're shitting me…she sucks. the song is good tho, i'd like to hear norah jones sing it.
i can't believe u think it's good. you are supposed to be this talent expert. you SO are NOT.
She sounds like Amy Whinehouse….
This is horrible
ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF!???????????!
THE SONG HAS A RANGE OF ABOUT 5 NOTES AND SHE WAS FLAT ALMOST HALF THE TIME…YOU MUST BE TONE DEAF…ADD THAT TO YOUR OTHER AFFLICTIONS, FATTY!
WHAT A LOSER YOU ARE…AND SHE HAS AN AWFUL TONE TO HER VOICE…NOT MUSICAL AT ALL…SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S TALKING, NOT SINGING…AWFUL, AWFUL, AWFUL…YOU YOUR AND IDIOT!@
Your right, not as shiteous - worse! Have mercy, no more Scarlett singing videos, please!
i dont get it at all. i seriously think its terrible and if she wasnt scarlet jo she would have never been signed to any sort of record label. sad sad music industry.
WOW!!! THAT WAS BAD. WHY COULDN'T SHE WRITE HER OWN SONG OR SOMETHING??? JUST BAD SINGING OR SUPPOSED SINGING. ACTORS EGOS ARE HILARIOUS.
That is awful. Not only can I not understand what she is singing, but she is clearly tone deaf as well. Ryan should have stuck with Alanis.
YUCK! she sucks!
holy shit she sounds like a guy. i'm not impressed.
This is worse that Sinead O'Connor!!!!!!!! Are you fuckin serious???? Horrible! Who told her she could sing??? Ryan went from fab to drab!!!! He shoulda spent his ring money on a new harley! LOL!
Loved the lyrics! Great Job Scarlett..not bad at all! Music was infectious!!
Thanks for sharing Perez…..luv u too!! : )
ok, she is off key and the tom waites angle has already done (in perfection) by Holly Cole (check out her CD 'Temptation')–looks like Scar Jo is ripping off Holly
really? if you were in a smokey and dark music hall and she wasnt famous, you would say she sucks? not at all. great low range and conviction in her singing. wouldnt it be amazing if your opinion was authentic and not influenced by the norn. i dig it…………………feels like mazzy star
um, "not as shiteous"? was she even on key? was there a key? i think she could be pretty good, but the song is horribly written. sorry scarlett!!
Hey, I didn't think it was so bad. Dare I say pretty good!
her drummer's beard is triumphant!
Learn how to spell you tubby, pink headed fruit cake! It's THOUGHT…not THOUGH…
im suprised…shes good! kinda sinead o'conner ish
Bad!