Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Thought
Filed under: Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson singing live!
Check it out (above).
Posted: May 16, 2008 at 1:28 pm
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Not As Shiteous As We Would Have ThoughtFiled under: Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson singing live! Check it out (above). Posted: May 16, 2008 at 1:28 pm
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That may be the worst example of actress turned musician I have ever been exposed to. Scar should stick to acting…
Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Though
You might want to proof read…
UM… I THINK SHE IS TRYING TO HARD… AND SHE NEEDS HER OWN SOUND. SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE IS A MAN.. OR MAYBE SHE IS TRYING TO SOUND LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE/SEAL…. SHE SOUNDS LIKE A MAN TOO… NO OFFENSE. i LIKE HER… BUT SINGING IS NOT HER THING.
this live version sounds WAY better than the music video. the prodution on the cd version sounded like the vocals were in slow motion.
Okay - talk about PITCHY! Not good at all. That was laughable..,….of course, there are a lot of talentless singers out there who make a killing. So why shouldn't she?
Stick to lookin' pretty honey…that is all you are good at.
what you people cant listen to anything other then sean paul. BEAUTIFUL!
my ears are bleeeeeeding!!!!!!!!! with all the filters she is using, she still sounds awful
OMG!!! god lord please donrt sing anymore she cant wow perez its shiteous!!! really shes a good actriz and please stay there justin must be lauging his ass off!!!lol.lol.lol.
You're right, it's not as shitty as we thought; IT'S WORSE!
Are you fucking kidding me? I never thought I'd say anything was worse than the video, but this definitely is.
She fucken SUCKS!!! STOP singing Scarlett!
SHE PUTS HILARY DUFF AND LINDSAY LOHAN TO SHAME… SHE IS GORGEOUS AND UNIQUE
This crap is worse now that it was sang live. Awful, just awful. Scarlet, do what you do best, and leave the singing for ppl who truely have the talent for it.
…PLEASE SHOOT ME BEFORE I HAVE TO ENDURE ANOTHER NOTE FROM HER BLOW HOLE
SUCH A DRAB AND DREARY SONG. MAKES ME WANT TO GO KILL MYSELF.
that sounds like SHIT! i couldnt even finish it. not only did it sound horrible, she looked like ass!!!!
BAD. HORRID. TERRIBLE.
I like it more here than in the video.
it sounds a lot better live.
i hate the recorded version, but this is alright
I really enjoy her singing and I think this is a great cover of an even greater song. It's unique. SHE is unique and obviously an artist. Anyone who fails to recognize that has the mental capacity of a pigeon. Which, as displayed here, is unfortunately a lot.
I love her voice. It just is refreshing to hear a deep voice rather than those whispering ones… I love it, a bit trashy, a bit arcade fire, a bit girly and lost in translation. Go Scarlett! You have my canadian love!
Oh my God, she's awful!
scarlett is extremely attractive and young but this is not good music to me - even with loads of effects or by indie/folk/pop/DIY standards. a beautiful voice is not required to make great music (look at bob dylan) but this isn't great music by any means that i can see or hear.
she is pretty to look at, so i can listen to her…..
serious? This is even moe shiteous than I was expecting
i love ScarJo but her voice is horrible !! and her music is shit too… she should just stick to acting !
wow that was BAD, BAD, BAD WOW
It's sad to see that we live in a world where there are so many talented and struggling artists who can't make it big, yet we have "artists" such as Scarlett (who suck, may I add) that have it so easy and DO NOT deserve it. She's a good actress, that's all.
she isn't even on tune - pathetic
She sounds fucking retarded. And, bitch could use a nose job. What the hell does everyone see in her??????
For christ's sake… she's average all around at best. My left ankle is sexier. The average joe/josephine on the street fall head over heals with anyone that hollywood dresses up. Wake up people… your hairdresser, mailman, or kid's school teacher is probably better looking.
And what a stupid name.
Horrible!!!! She needs to stop. She sounds like a man. Just awful!
HORRIBLE, JUST PLAIN HORRIBLE!!!
Just shoot me now!
She is so beautiful. I like it! She sounds good
perez……..WHAT ARE YOU THINKING HER VOICE IS AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST AWFUL!!!!!!!!! and the song is equally awful. I didn't need prozac before, but I'm gonna need some now, cuz that is the worst shizzle ever. ps. saw her in person, not pretty in person, she just does the makeup bigtime and shows her boobs and dyed hair.
SHE FUCKING SUCKS!!!! DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB SWEETIE!!
Re: xie – what are you talking about? This is a live version.
I like her voice and style. However, there are a few sour notes in there. It makes me wonder if she was using monitors at all. Also, a bad mix in your monitors can mess you up as well. I actually enjoyed it.
Normally, I'm pretty easy. I like actors. I like singers. I like artists. It's got to be pretty bad before I'm really turned off.
Usually when I see the "if you are easily offended" thing, I follow it and go "wtf? that's not THAT bad".
But this? This is awful. That girl can not sing a lick!
WTF are you talking about "Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Thought"
She is almost as bad as some of the comedic first round rejects from American Idol.
well… she wants to be soooooo like grace slick!! yaaaaaaahh!!!! BUT….. naaaaaahhhT!!!
that's gross, her pitch is everywhere, and her talent is nowhere
Ohh … How embarassing! Eesh.
she sounds like a man haha
tone deaf. if she weren't an actress should wouldn't have been given the time of day.
she sounds like wino!
are you deaf.
this is fucking horrible.
couldnt hold a note, voice cracked. sounds like a man. looks like she doesnt even want to be singing.
ugh
Good on her. I think she sings really good. At least she sounds just like her recording. No synthesized surprises there. Very unique.
not entirely aweful, sounds a lot like Mazzy Star to me, but thats my opinion.
okay let me get this straight?! You didn't like NKOTB on the today show but you like this bullcrap? Perez are you hitting the sauce? What the heck is going on with you today. I am very disappointed!
She's got to be kidding!!!! That was really bad!
she sounds drunk.
Fucking terrible. I mean seriously? she cant sing for shit.
she should have used this for the music video…now that was shiteous!!
Wow, she sounds like she needs to be put down to sleep….
OMG WTF ????please stick to your day job…damn
It's better than her video
wow.. uhm.. that sucked.. =/ she's not even trying to sing.
i kinda dig it…her voice needs some professional training but its a good sound…yea i dig it
horrible…not comments..she should quit her singing career and stick with acting…
Needs more cowbell… er, jingle bells.
she should just keep to being shitty at one thing.
All this song needs is a video of day in the life of Scarlett Johansson played behind it–sped and cut up–including an extended sequence of her in a chair having her makeup put on. Nothing could be more perfect than that! Or endearing to the average Joe, for that matter.
ugh….do you think she can even hear the music that she is supposed to be singing along to?
HOOOOOOORRIBLE!!
ouch. monotone would be the word i'm searching for.
i'm so in love with her version of this song.
Sorry Perez, but she's really bad. Like, REALLY BAD. Just because you like her acting or thinks she's pretty doesn't mean that she can do anything. She isn't even really singing, or even changing notes. One bad note throughout. Geez already. Post some good music - you haven't done that in a while.
i love this song… its a grower, though i seem to sense an awkwardness produced from her sways!!
This is good because it is different than all the teeny bopper shit out there
I think its growing on me?
it reminds me of… crannberries or sinead oconnor maybe? idk. kinda cool tho!
I love Tom Waits
I love Scarlett Johannsen
I do not love Scarlett Johannsen singing Tom Waits, though.
Boo.
WTF! Can you say tone deaf??? She didn't hit one fucking note! She might have huge boobs but her voice is 100% FLAT!!! That was PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to the person who says shes NOT IN TUNE: and you would know how?? LOL how can she not be in tune on her own song? you think it should be a different tune?? LMAO
at first i hated it. i thought her voice was awful and really really bad.
but after listening to it a couple times, it's not too bad. lol
I like the style of the song, but she can't sing. It would be good if someone who could actually sing was performing it.
THE MUSIC IS A RIP OFF OF WEEZER'S 'MY NAME IS JONAS'!
"THE WORKERS ARE GOING HOME…"
I like the song.
Her voice is not very good.
Ummmm ok, between listening to Scarlett and Tina's singing "abilities", my ear are officially bleeding! They both suck but actually Tina is slightly better! That isn't saying much. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Scarlett honey, please don't quit acting with the delusions of becoming a singer!
What the bloody hell was that?
i lovee it.. shes unique, unlike these pop bitches
amazing, she sounds even better live
Does anyone else think she's trying to be like Cat Power?
She's about as good at Heidi Montag!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, she would be a candidate for American Idol reject shows at the beginning of the season. I don't think Scarjo is a good actress either, just really lucky.
I couldn't understand what she was singing…
It's funny that people with the least talent always have the most to say. Your a high schooler still trying to be cool. It's sad
LOVE IT!!!!!!!
Actually I think she has a decent voice but just needs some training in how to use it! She does seem like she has potential. Maybe it's nerves…?
Are you serious? Not as shiteous? How about MORE shiteous.
She sounds A-W-F-U-L.
foreveryone saying its bad, she's covering tom waits and that guy does not ahve a very conventional singing voice aka you guys opinions are ill informed.
on another note, where is the scarlett from ghost world and lost in translation that I know and love?! someone please take this justin timberlake loving nanny diaries star away and give me the old scarlett back!!!!!
No, Perez that is pretty damn shiteous!!
hi there please stick with acting and keep these tones for the shower yes your beautiful and talented maybe for a play to sing these songs but not for the world circuit let justin and maddona do there business and you do yours act i like your movies alot so i want to see more of the movies and less of these songs.
scarlett, i love you… but really? please don't mess up your career. You may be way better than paris hilton, but let's not jump on the band wagon. i wanted to be a singer too, but i know i can't sing, so why embarass myself? maybe you should just stick to acting, and leave the funny stuff to your fine-ass fiancee, ok?
whatever. i'd still do her.
it´s the same masculine, plane, boring voice all the time….she suckssss
Are you smoking some of that Amy Winehouse crack? This is TERRIBLE!!!! I was laughing outloud at how bad it is. OMG someone stop her from singing!
You can't touch her with a ten foot pole can you Perez. Thats why all the nastiness. Girl can do no wrong, her voice is like art. But you don't know good art do ya honey?
I think she sounds great and that song is really starting to grow on me. I think shes brave and cool.
OK perez now I know you're an idiot. Earlier you said that the NKOTB sounded horrible and you don't think this is that bad? It's fine for you to think what you want, but lets be serious.
I like it. I doubt it was intended to sound like Hannah Montana. There is still a market for artists that are not simply packaged for mass market purposes.