Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Thought
Filed under: Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson singing live!
Check it out (above).
Posted: May 16, 2008 at 1:28 pm
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Not As Shiteous As We Would Have ThoughtFiled under: Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson singing live! Check it out (above). Posted: May 16, 2008 at 1:28 pm
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this really sucks and i hope just because she's woody allen's toy, people don't jump on the bandwagon and say it's good. pretend it wasn't her- and no one would have ever listened to this marbled mess.
sounds like shit to me.
SHE NEEDS TO STICK TO HER DAY JOB! UUGH thats awful!
Re: brand-a-too-ee – No, that's her voice. Have you ever heard her speak? Some women have deeper voices and it's natural to sing within that range. Her voice is pretty powerful actually. Get over it.
Oh my goodness, her voice isn't manufactured and layered 40 times like the artist YOU like Perez. These are the exact same things they were saying about Bob Dylan when he began. Can't sing, blah blah blah. She has a deep voice which does NOT sound like a mans. Its okay for men to sound like girls but girls can't sound like men? Whatever, you people wouldn't know art if it kicked you in the face. Poor things.
Apparently most of you have no idea what talent is. Just because she does not have the typical "Bubble Gum Pop Voice" does not mean that she sucks. Have you even heard the original version of this song? If you had, then you would know that she is singing it the way that it is supposed to be sung. I (and about a thousand other people I know) love this version, and I can tell you that she will do well with her CD.
It actually DOES suck as much as I would have thought….you are wrong Perez!
Re: CK –
enough said!
She has a very deep voice, that is true, but i love it! It's not the type of sound u hear alot these days! And it's live, I think she really pulled it off. I actually really like the song!
OMG!!!! HORRIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Wow that is WAY MORE SHITEOUS THAN I EVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT! What a pile o' shit!!! PLEASE STOP SINGING BITCH
Re: Rachel –
is she tone deaf? poor thing. someone needs to tell her.
I CAN'T STAND THAT SLUT!
Wow, she even plays an instrument…lol…
i loved it
Re: Rachel –
lol you are just jealous. If you are insecure with yourself, than that is your problem to deal with. You don't need to put it on someone else. She has more charisma in her little pinky, then you probably do in your entire body. Get over it!!!!!
I loved it!!!
wow. i'm impressed. and you know she's actually good because none of these perez readers think she has any talent.
Sounds like a dude
horrible.
She sounds like Sinead O'Connor…only worse.
I'm sure Gilbert Godfried could carry a note better than she can.
actually, i love it.
www.democracynow.org
This isn't the right song for her. She has a unique voice though!
Re: Mag13026 –
Fiona Apple was like 6 years younger than ScarHo when she made it big. (circa "Criminal") Der.
PLEASE JUST STOP SINGING!
SERIOUSLY??? You have goto to be kidding me. She has the WORST voice EVER!!!! I dont ever want to hear that Ashlee, Jessica or Britney cant sing. Cause that is the worst display of singing I have ever heard. PERIOD!!!!
whats with the fake accent?
poor girl doesnt look like she enjoyin herself.
I like it… i really do, she has a unique voice:)
luvin it!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this serious? If Justin Timberlake knew she sounded like this, he would have NEVER had her in his video. AWFUL.
what are you talking about perez.. its really awful. She's a fantastic actress.. but singing is not her forte
How did they get stuck with her?
What do you want a sugar coated pop vocal just cause she's a broad!!! Figure it out- she's gonna have a different sound, and I think it's raw and refreshing cause it's not all vocally altered like other actor/ singers nowadays- you can hear her really voice. I'm sure she doesn't give a shit if it's a top 40 hit. I say well done.
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ITS LIKE ABORTION GIRL!
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SHITTY … UNIMAGINATIVE … AND JUST SSOOO TERRIBLE THAT SOMEONE INEVITABLY CALLS IT "ART"!!
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I like it alot too
she sounds slightly like amy whinehouse to me
horrendous and awful
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QUICK … SOMEONE STICK A D*** IN HER MOUTH AND STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!!
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It's awesome, you guys must be nuts. She sounds great and the song rocks!
i really love it, sexy voice, sound great, bravo scarlett !keep going…..
Um….. this is the worst shit I have ever heard. I threw up a little in my mouth. Someone save my ears!
What are you smoking perez….NKOTB sucked this morning but this sounds good!!!! Are you mother fucking insane!! I think you just say good things about the celebrities you like and the ones you dont you trash!! Her singing is TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seems pretty shiteous to me!
appauling. Simon Cowell would check her out at the first auditions if she was on Idol……
WTF! YOU SHOULD HAVE A WARNING WITH THIS ONE.
horrible
WTF? She is making an ass out of herself! Your an actress not a singer! She will ruin her reputation sorta like when Eddie Murphy tried to sing and he still gets made fun of.
that was absolutely terrible –
Yeah, not everyone is a triple threat. Poor, poor scar-jo
I'm still not sure if this is a good thing or not, but apparently I'm one of the very few who actually liked this.. a lot. I couldn't agree with n. more.
i like it
Not as shiteous?! Are you tone deaf? I love you Perez but girlfriend can NOT sing. She needs to stick to acting!!
wow… F
This performance made my mood fall down. Please gag her and tell her to stick to acting. HORRIBLE.
Not bad!
I like it.
Im sorry…Is this a joke? This is pure crap!!
Re: T-Meister – Uh, you're sooo missing the point! HER VOICE SUCKS ASS!!!! Period! I'm no "teeny bopper" and I know a shitty voice when I hear one! You are obviously just as tone deaf as Scarlett!
What the FUCK? She always looks so glamorous and feminine… But she sounds like a freakin' MAN! Yikes. Don't put all your eggs in 1 basket, Scarlett. Keep up with the acting crap. It's slightly better than your attempt at "singing".
It's horrible!
UGH!! I'm embarrassed for her!
SHE SOUNDS A MESS……A DOWN RIGHT MESS……I THOUGHT IT WAS A MAN….WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
are you serious!?! that's fucking horrible…sounds like me singing in the shower and that's not a good thing!!!
Hmmmmm…her voice sounds nothing like I thought it would. I expected the same old Hilary/Xtina/Britney/Paris/Ashlee/Brooke high, weak voice that needs considerable post-production processing to sound decent. Scarjo's got a little power in her voice, and it's unique.
Not sure it's good, but it's unique. I'll have to hear more.
Re: Scarlett Jo Sucks Whoaaa –
It's a freaking Tom Waits song and nothing he's ever done sucks- and what the hell is wrong with singing in a lower register. Marianne faithful , Amy Winehouse, Tanita Tikiram, a ton of women do it.
i think she sounds pretty good considering what other actresses turned singers sound like.
awful. honestly, really awful.
I STILL HAVE A HEADACHE FROM THAT BITCH!
i like it … she has an emotional side here, like makes her more real
This makes me feel things, things i'm not sure i want to feel, makes me wish it were better, or worse, so i could make up my damn mind. We all know it don't take a good voice to be successful anymore, atleast she looks like SHE'S feeling it. Right? Oh i just don't know, do you even read these comments?
Youd think with alll her years of acting, she would be able to act like she gave a shit??? I really wanted to like this but shes just talking! I mean its medeocre at best…I just keep seeing how shes trying to be like Fiona Apple, and that WILL NEVER HAPPEN! what a shame…
maybe not as shiteous as i would have thought, either, but certainly not good!!!
i didnt like the vid but live sounds gud
BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! She sounds like a man….she can't act and and now she proves she can't sing either.
I think that she is sexy! But serious… I like it because her music is different, and that is what we need more in the music ind.
That was horrible, wow stick to acting chick!!!
No offense for attempting to do the music thing but this song makes me want to slash my wrists. It's such a downer!
I like this song
SHADES OF FIONA APPLE. I LIKE IT!
Such a pretty face and suprisingly deep voice. But however odd it might be, the song is lovely
FINALLY!!! Intelligent music in the United States. I have banned my own country for far too long!!!!! Scarlett is awesome.
Please tell me you are kidding, I have perfect pitch and, she is very much off key. Unless of course, you are tone deaf yourself that you didn't hear this. She should just stick to acting, even that is sketchy.
it's totally shiteous
Everytime I hear it, it grows on me. I like it
STICK TO YOUR DAY JOB
SHE'S GOT A GORGEOUS FACE,BODY AND A TALENTED ACTRESS not singer.
…LMAO NICE TRY THO
Not the worst song I have ever heard.. but it's just such a boring song…. so depressing and bland. She doesn't have a horrible voice…….
Me no likey…its awful! What is she thinking?
that was horrible. her voice sucked but more importantly it seemed like she didnt even wanna be there. for such a great actress she showed No emotion at all.
It's awful, absolutely terrible. She sucks big time
Re: Andy – Some of us are actually college-educated professionals who pay the money to buy the CDs artists put out, and sorry…even though I am (how did you say it?) "a Perez reader," I don't consider myself the lowest common denominator. I come here for fun…for a break from my REAL life…get over yourself, and stop name-calling…
Re: Daryl –
Do you mean like a STD?
Her voice is unique, but she needs to work on it - a lot…you can't just be a part-time musician. She needs to devote herself to music entirely, and perfect her craft.
I enjoy the deep raspy-ness, very different but cool
But shiteous enough to never warrant getting behind a microphone again.
This is really bad!
Wow…she sounds just like she did in the video……..too bad both are equally as awful!
YOU SUCK!
it's ok except for the part where she drones falling down repetitiously. she should hook up w/ the guy in the trucker's hat and beard.