Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Thought
Filed under: Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson singing live!
Check it out (above).
Posted: May 16, 2008 at 1:28 pm
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Not As Shiteous As We Would Have ThoughtFiled under: Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson singing live! Check it out (above). Posted: May 16, 2008 at 1:28 pm
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looks like a woman … sounds like a man
i really like it. shes fine and sings too… yummy
fallin waaaaaay down
OMG. She fluctuates between three whole notes the entire song. It's awful. Its like Mazzy Star on testosterone. She needs to stick to acting, and looking beautiful. Her voice should be contained to the shower and car only.
She's horrible!
she is amazing! way to go!
what are you deaf? She sounds like a tonedeaf hoarse bored sheep.
ugh…ugh…ugh…dreadful
I'm liking her voice, it's raw and pretty powerful, definitely refreshing in comparison to the sugary sweet pop singers out there right now. She does look a bit out of her element though, she looks somewhat uncomfortable.
I'd have to listen to it twice…..but I don't think she's got a beautiful voice at all
(though I love her as an acttress)
If she was auditioning for American Idol, Simon would tear her into pieces.
ScaryJo!!!
She's a tenor! Hehehe
uhm, no.
she is actually still shit.
Poor song, poor girl. Horrible !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still Shiteous. She sounds like a horse with a cold!
Scarlet, Stick with what you excel at. Singing is not one.
*shakes head* *just shakes head*
WHAT the HELL does she think she is doing?
omgbad
It's not THAT bad but it doesn't sound nice either…….
What's with the 'FALLING DAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWN' by the way?
Sorry, Scarlett but stick to movies hun..
It's still bad!!!
i hate the song. her voice isn't terrible, but it's not that great either. the song totally blows though.
its hard to say really but she is not as bad as i thought she would be
was it just me or was that awful??
My ears hurt
She sucks so bad its like having neddles put in my eyes stick to acting oh wait she sucks at that to YOU SUCK
Eeeeeepppp! My god! Tis a good job I already hated her lmao! It sounds to me like she is trying really hard to sound talented and she sounds STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINED! God, this is truly awful if she COULD sing then it would be a nice song, maybe the rest of the album wont be ass bad…..then again how many good actors turned singers are there???
i like her voice, keep singing, fuck all theses people talking shit
wow she sucks harder then a monkey ona banana!!! lmao
to the person abover fargle i can name one jared leto….he is hawt and awesum! and talented….he is better singer tho….and he is hott….hot….did i mention tht….it sux tht he fucked the ugly cow….but he is hawt…i wud fuck him…..luckily her suckiness isnt contagious cos he wuda caught it….but he didnt…..cos he rawks……he is hawt…yeh thts right ppl i sed it….hawt
That was TERRIBLE!
woah! i shud be as famous as her i am a more interesting and better actress and i sing just as badly cept i sound female also yep jared leto is hawt lol
so hard to believe that terrible voice coming out of her beautiful face and body… such opposites.
I kinda love it…
wow i shud be as famous as her! ima much better and more interesting actress and i sing just as badly…..i kid….im a great singer!!!! no im not im awful! but i am a better actress
p.s jared leto is ahwt…so hawttt
I lasted 44 min versus 32 on her vid, why is she doing this? Is it because Ryan likes women who can sing (Alanis)? Embarrasing yourself is not worth it, girl! Find another man who will be straight with you and tell you that you S-U-C-K at singing….
THe thing people have to keep in mind is that Tom Waits music is not all pretty and polished. It's artistic and gritty and that's what she wanted to do. She never intended on re-creating something or making something gritty into something sugary and watered down. I think she did a great job and I think that she has a great voice.
GIVE IT UP!
it IS shiteous!! song is good but her voice is fuckin awful!
Surprisingly good!
Very Mazzy Star
at least she can sing and better as jfloop sorry j-lo or oldonna
Why???????
i'm so sorry for the musicians
and for the poor guy who had to mix her voice
and listen to her once and twice…
falling down,that's what she'll do as a singer
eeew.
She sounds like a deeper version of Courtney Love.
I think playing this for Gitmo detainees would violate the Geneva Convention on torture.
i like it better live than the recording
hmm, definitely an alto. i'm iffy…
all of you are idiots. she's covering tom waits. have any of you heard HIM sing? come on.
I think she sounds great. She has a cool voice. All you haters are probably fans of shithole singers like John Mayer, or even worse Heidi Montag. Open you minds up a little bit. You are all just jealous b/c she is hot, can act, sing and has a smokin' hot bod.
very monotone…
OMG….Doesn't anyone know Holly Cole's version of this????!!! What a rip off. And she looks like hell.
I couldn't even continue to listen to that crap. She's terrible. Very off key and bland.
Obviously perez hilton readers are not familiar with Tom Waits' music. She is very brave to attempt this style of music and does a decent job. It shows she is a person of depth to even attempt this, and the majority of peoples blogging here don't know the meaning of the word.
OK - I suppose it's an homage to something 60s - Nico? Whatever. It's all taking itself a little too seriously. I mean, the drummer with the trucker hat, Scarlett doing the head duck and tamborine…ugh. If this is supposed to look like they didn't know they were being videos, it fails. I think she's hot and support her, but wait til she is in her 30s. She'll look back at this and roll her eyes. I would rather see her do something more Duffy or Winehouse stylee I think.
That sounds better than the recording. Usually the recording sounds better. . .
Still not a fan. I don't understand why THIS is the first song they released. Such a mistake because it doesn't show her vocal talents at all. What idiot decided this was the way to start the interest in her album?
My ears are bleeding…
Sounds kinda like Adele
TOM WAITS IS AMAZING
its not as horrible as i expected but her voice isnt like at a professional level. its definitely different sounding like im trying to look past the fact that shes an actress and then it isnt horrible but you can tell she doesnt have much training and she should stick to acting cause most people arent very accepting when you switch like that
jsut to add more there are parts where shes on and its allright and her voice is just kinda different but then shell be off on the last note and then ur like..
She sounds better then lindsay.
absolutely loved it!!!!
reminds me of nico from the velvet underground
i love her deep,off in all the right ways voice. beautiful !!!
if all the songs are of this flavor i will be buying
I think she is 100 times better than that old bag - you know the skanky ho, her name starts with an M? Oh thats right Shitonna
I think she sings horrible!
wow SO bad. i forgot what i was listneing to and i thought it was a guy:|
she cant sing.
it's actually pretty good. i wouldn't expect most people on here to like it though…as, they have no brain cells or taste, to speak of.
I like it, but the song needs a little more energy. I don't know what Nico sounds like but her voice reminds me a little of CAT POWER'S and I LOVE her voice! No she's not a good singer but there are plenty of bad singers who sell a lot of cds like J LO and Britney, there are sooooo many to think of! I think her songs are going to have a cool vibe and they are a reflection of her musical tastes which might be a little offbeat. SHE IS CLEARLY NOT TRYING TO SELL ALOT OF RECORDS. OTHREWISE, SHE HER MUSIC WOULD HAVE POP, HIP HOP AND ROCK INFLUENCES LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON TRYING TO PLEASE THE MASSES (HELLO PARIS & LINDSAY ETC!) AND BTW: she does NOT sound like a MAN!!!! Her voice is deep and i think it sounds sexy to have a deeper voice! I WISH i had as deep a voice as hers!!!! I'd actually find it a kinda wrong if a man sounded like that!!! YIKES!
my ears are bleeding
Why does she sound British?
STILL SUCKS!!!!! You're an idiot, Perez!!
she fuckin sucksss! i hate her voicee
OMGOODNESS! LITERALLY, HER VOICE IS SO DEATHLY THAT I SAW MY OWN FLASHES OF LIFE PASSING ME BY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REALLY HOPE SHE CHOOSES ANOTHER SONG TO SHOW MAYBE MORE OF HER "MUSICAL TALENT"
I love it.
I love it!
I think it is only a little better that Heidi Montag. That is not saying a lot
why the hell does she have to sing, ughhh she sucks i felt like shit just listening to her. I hate actresses trying to be singers, like her and Terry hatcher. Geesh.
Not too great. As in, marketable because of who she is, not because she can sing better than the average wannabe.
It's better than the stupid poptart trash that we hear on here every day. It's folksy. A much more mature audience would like it. Imagine camping by the lake, water skiing, coming in to have something to eat and a margarita or a stella artois. I could hear this in the back ground and it would be pleasant.
She is God awful. What an ego she must have.
I don't usually trash people but…
This is an INSULT to music and to all the human beings who can ACTUALLY call themselves "vocalists".
This woman is beautiful and an amazing actress, and that's about IT.
It angers me that some dickhead put her to sing. It's not her thing. What, you thought because she's famous everyone would rush to buy her album and love it? Who the hell is his manager and does he know anything about this business?
what is that noise!? ahhhh
I'VE FALLEN (D0WN) AND I CAN'T GET UP!
you're right, it's not at all what I expected, but it still sucks ass. She has no stage persona whatsoever.
This would be okay for an open mic in SF, but that's about it. She sucks and shou
beurk! Not good at all!
She's not bad. The songs not bad. Actually, I really like the song. Something is up with the mic and it might be the only reason why she sounds fair. She is pretty much talking the song. My kind of kareokee.
you're right, it's not at all what I expected, but it still sucks ass. She has no stage persona whatsoever.
This would be okay for an open mic in SF, but that's about it. She sucks
this is really good.
perez are you kidding me.. this sucks! it should be under the "if you're offended" section.. great band though
that is just terrible! Being a singer is more than carrying a damn tune. jesus. She is "speak singing" and anyone can do that. And it sounds very breathy and amateur. That's AWFUL. Seriously- she needs to stop NOW. how embarrassing for her! Another example of celebrities never being told the TRUTH by the people who handle them.
Frustrating.
I really like it!
Have you heard her sing "summertime" on the Unexpected Dreams - Songs from the Stars. It's not bad. Found it on ITunes.
It's death…that's it….death.
eee she sounded like a man. why her face and singing don't complement?
I think both her and Lindsey Lohan should just stick to acting because thats the only thing they're going to be good at. The song is retarded who's going to listen to that??. maybe my grandmother… wrong year honey.
I like it…but, I am sick to dead of pop shit
soo good! wish it was on itunes to buy - i really like that song and was pleasantly suprised
Sucks beyond belief….what's with the wing flapping and the stupid bells? Needs more COW BELL!!
Perfectly awful. There is no excuse for such idiocy.
AHHH my freakin ears!!!
WOT A LOAD OF CRAP!!!
I like it, I like it a lot