Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Thought
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Posted: May 16, 2008 at 1:28 pm
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Not As Shiteous As We Would Have ThoughtFiled under: Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson singing live! Check it out (above). Posted: May 16, 2008 at 1:28 pm
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The only reason she is famous is because she is a jewish slut she can't act can't sing!!It was horrible!!
OH MY GOD! IS SHE FORCING THAT MAN VOICE? SHE IS TERRIBLE!
Give it a minute, and its super unique. I like it
Sorry but, the voice is OK, but the song just isn't good. If I wouldn't post it on my myspace page, most likely I would not buy it on CD either! She needs to stick to acting.
hate it!
I love how she thinks she can sing and doing it well.It was AWFUL!!!
That was really tasty. I loved it. Beautiful. You have to listen to the original to really appreciate this rendition. Anybody knocking the band is nuts, these guys are excellent musicians.
If you want to sing other people songs you must have an amazing voice or stage presence she has none of that!!She sucks can't sing can't write her own songs she is a fucking poser trying to sound deep the bitch didn't struggle in her life.
Pure Shiteous…boring, flat, shiteous tone deaf hooker.
Ick. Very pitchy…she veers in and out of tune too often. STICK TO ACTING SCARLETT!
Fairly SLEEP INDUCING..I stay stick to acting Hunny Bunny doesnt have the voice for singing !!!
Definitely not natural she is trying too hard her voice is bad she looked stupid!!
Wow…that was awful!
Could she look any LESS into this song!!
.Really, this is NOT a good song choice…In all fairness though; I think this song would suck even if she wasn't singing it. She has a good voice but it's a little too low pitched for my preference…she needs to just stick to acting. Sorrrrry!
I like it !!!
i think shes awesome…sounds like jefferson airplane, it ROCKS
u people dont like her cause shes got so much talent
cut down on the HATERADE
Can I say Neko Case/Cat Power rip off?
KEEP ON ACTING!!!
i like Heidi better. lol
I think she sounds great - very MBV meets Kendra Wilson. It reminds me of old Opal stuff.
She did sound a bit flat, and a bit mannish…and yet, I really liked it. It's interesting, I'm intrigued. If she keeps working on it, she'll be really good.
i actually really like the song a lot…good for her, she is doing what she loves.
just listened to it again, maybe that 'mannish' thing is because her voice is kinda heavy, and maybe that heaviness is thematic to the song…falling down….dont know I haven't heard anything else shes done - its just a thought.
I actually like it!
I really like Scarlett, but that was pretty bad!! Oh dear…!
You claim Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Thought, are you deaf as a tree stump. She is horrible, if she did not have those fab tits, she would be shitz.
wow she is horrible.
Its still lame though…
she kind of sounds like a wanna-be American version of Amy Winehouse; but at least Amy's stuff is good. poor Scarlett just sounds poorly trained and hoarse. up all night w/ Ryan's cock down her throat perhaps?
I think she is a great actress but as far as singing goes, it was BAD! She sounds like a man and I was not feeling it.
i actually think it is quite nice. there is a very unique tone there; the video does not do her voice justice. studio should leave it alone; it's rare for anyone to sound better live these days.
Her voice certainly doesn't match her looks. Not feminine at all. Added to that she sings flat. The only thing she's achieved here is embarrassing herself. I agree with the above blogger who stated that no one would even consider recording her if she weren't a well-known actress. What's next on the agenda - a clothing line?
Not as shiteous but still shiteous!
I don't know if I like it or not… she kind of sounds like a man
Hope she didn't quit her day job
For those old enough to know, she's a lot like Mel Torme, if you close your eyes, it isn't half bad!
Her voice is shiteous! Absolutely awful!
The song sucks but she isn't all that bad…and she's a doll.
The banjos at the very ending…..priceless
She sounds like a drunk at a Karaoke Bar!
Seriously…she's horrible…let's be real.
What's with the "Joe Cocker"arm???
there is a fine line between unique and trainwreck.
she has crossed waaaay into trainwreck territory.
The banjos at the very ending….priceless
my motherfuckin ears are bleeding!!!!!!!!. bitch just lost 10000 pionts with me!!!!
This is the music she wants to make…And I applaud her
LOVE IT.
This song would be a thousand times better if it were a real singer. I love her as an actress and I was hopeful his wouldn't suck so bad.
she plays a mean tamborine!, that for sure! heheheeeeee
Sounded like a man moaning. Great actress.
It's different, but I like it.
It's very bad.
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"Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Thought"
What do you mean? Did her record company pay you to say that?
Ew. No. Some parts are okay but for the most she sounds like a man.
Perez I love you, but that suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkked. She is delusional if she thinks she can sing. It was really boring too.
Oh and f you to that q8 for the Jewish slut comment. That's unecessary. But oh yeah she sounds like a dying animal.
She needs some lessons. She would sound a lot better if she wasn't TRYING to be soulful. It just sounds like she's grunting or something.
she is a great actress……but DAM! She sucks at singing!
Just shut the fuck up already beeeoooootch. We hate your heinous ass.
Oh my God! So Bad!!!! That sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually sort of liked it. Earthy. I wonder if she's got any depth to it…
omg that was so bad..
are you kidding me?? It's VERY SHITEOUS
You really are deaf Perez.
She's tone deaf.
Oh my F*#cking GOD!!!!! That SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I am not one to normally say things like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you're right- it's worse!!!
ps if you know you're being taped couldn't u do your hair?!!?
Man I love Scarlett johansson, I really liked that song. ANd I like her video that you showed. But I think the vocals are better in this version
my eardrums melted. her voice would be unique…if it wasn't so shiteous.
Perez, are you kidding? That was awful, horrible, and painful.
that was the most bizarre shit ive seen in a while.
i never understood why actors always have to explore in different directions,
when they excel in one already, like dont screw it up shiiiit man
her voice is creepily low/monotone
I'M SORRY SHE'S A GOOD ACTRESS AND BEAUTIFUL BUT SHE'S NOT A SINGER
I went to get something to drink and i was listening to the song at the same time…and i had to rush to the computer to turn the sound because i don't like the way she sings!
i thought she used sound effect… i was wrong.. haha. she sounds like a man. but somehow, pretty unique
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
HELP, MY EARS HURT REALLY BAD!
My little 12 year old sister sings better than that & she sux!
Dude; Not as Shiteous as you would have thought? She is just a step above that guy on American Idol who sang "she bangs". Don't get me wrong, I loves me some of that Scarlett but pa.lease.
i dont like her as an actress and i didnt wanna ike her s a singer but shes awesome and i cant help it.
THIS MUST BE A JOKE
I hate her "acting" and whatever the hell she's doing in that video. Caterwauling? She seems pretty laid back and I don't begrudge her the cash she's worked for, but I can't stand anything she does.
She is beyond amazing and her voice is so unique.
Oh please!! She sounds as bad as ever, no difference whatsoever between this and the video you posted before! What is it with her and her need to hurt our ears?!!
I'm guessing people that hate this song are probably those who only listen to mainstream pop britney spears crap. I think its original and definitely catchy. Tom Waits/Sinead O'Connorish.
Hope more songs are to come.
luv it… sounds good
JUST ANOTHER REASON 2 VOTE FOR HILLARY!
Re: Steph –
TURN YOUR HEARING AID UP!
No one would give a shit if it wasn't Scarlett. She blows…she blows HARD!
omg this is horrible! absolutly awful! is this some kind of sick joke?! i think tina might be able to sing this song better! hahahha
Sounds like a MAN! A very constipated man!
I dont know why everyone keeps saying she is aweful. I honestly was expecting some pop bull and was very suprised… I loved it. It's edgy and different and not fake. She has an orignal voice- not high pitched junk that is messed over by sound technicians. … It has soul and is moving. I guess you would hate it though if you like fake people that sing fake music. This is real- and it's great.
I can't wait for SNL to make fun of this silly slut.
… AND– if bet if ya'll heard this song on the net and had no idea who sang it or heard it on a soundtrack it would be downloaded like crazy.. but there is this stigma associated with actors/actresses tapping into the music field- we just expect it to be bad. But she is not- she is by no means ordinary and that is soooo refreshing. — I haven't heard anything like her voice … that's not a bad thing!!!
Re: whitshey –
because she sucks!
H O R R I B L E !!!!!!, no puede ser, es bella, sexy, actua bien pero, que no cante, please!!!!
the arm thing is the best!
Um… if you bother to listen to the original song, you`d know she`s doing an accurate cover. Look up her singing Summertime - she actually has an amazing voice.
is she was anyone else it would never be made.
Come on people, admit it, it totally blows. Sounds like 2:00 am karaoke.
I like it! Very Joan Armatrading ish….
she's definitely no alanis morissette.
Re: GG1000 –
No they sound better!