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Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Thought

Filed under: Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson singing live!

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843 comments to “Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Thought”

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  1. q8 says – reply to this


    501

    The only reason she is famous is because she is a jewish slut she can't act can't sing!!It was horrible!!

  2. Machelle says – reply to this


    502

    OH MY GOD! IS SHE FORCING THAT MAN VOICE? SHE IS TERRIBLE!

  3. Poopy says – reply to this


    503

    Give it a minute, and its super unique. I like it

  4. Goro says – reply to this


    504

    Sorry but, the voice is OK, but the song just isn't good. If I wouldn't post it on my myspace page, most likely I would not buy it on CD either! She needs to stick to acting.

  5. ACE MILLER says – reply to this


    505

    hate it!

  6. xze says – reply to this


    506

    I love how she thinks she can sing and doing it well.It was AWFUL!!!

  7. chetbaker says – reply to this


    507

    That was really tasty. I loved it. Beautiful. You have to listen to the original to really appreciate this rendition. Anybody knocking the band is nuts, these guys are excellent musicians.

  8. jj says – reply to this


    508

    If you want to sing other people songs you must have an amazing voice or stage presence she has none of that!!She sucks can't sing can't write her own songs she is a fucking poser trying to sound deep the bitch didn't struggle in her life.

  9. va jay jay says – reply to this


    509

    Pure Shiteous…boring, flat, shiteous tone deaf hooker.

  10. please says – reply to this


    510

    Ick. Very pitchy…she veers in and out of tune too often. STICK TO ACTING SCARLETT!

  11. SHITEOUS SHITEOUS SHITEOUS says – reply to this


    511

    Fairly SLEEP INDUCING..I stay stick to acting Hunny Bunny doesnt have the voice for singing !!!

  12. qq says – reply to this


    512

    Definitely not natural she is trying too hard her voice is bad she looked stupid!!

  13. nic says – reply to this


    513

    Wow…that was awful!

  14. Renee says – reply to this


    514

    Could she look any LESS into this song!!

    .Really, this is NOT a good song choice…In all fairness though; I think this song would suck even if she wasn't singing it. She has a good voice but it's a little too low pitched for my preference…she needs to just stick to acting. Sorrrrry!

  15. Laura says – reply to this


    515

    I like it !!!

  16. kate says – reply to this


    516

    i think shes awesome…sounds like jefferson airplane, it ROCKS
    u people dont like her cause shes got so much talent
    cut down on the HATERADE

  17. Ana Banana says – reply to this


    517

    Can I say Neko Case/Cat Power rip off?

  18. Susie says – reply to this


    518

    KEEP ON ACTING!!!

  19. Leii says – reply to this


    519

    i like Heidi better. lol

  20. sammy says – reply to this


    520

    I think she sounds great - very MBV meets Kendra Wilson. It reminds me of old Opal stuff.

  21. nonames says – reply to this


    521

    She did sound a bit flat, and a bit mannish…and yet, I really liked it. It's interesting, I'm intrigued. If she keeps working on it, she'll be really good.

  22. erin says – reply to this


    522

    i actually really like the song a lot…good for her, she is doing what she loves.

  23. nonames says – reply to this


    523

    just listened to it again, maybe that 'mannish' thing is because her voice is kinda heavy, and maybe that heaviness is thematic to the song…falling down….dont know I haven't heard anything else shes done - its just a thought.

  24. YOPEREZ says – reply to this


    524

    I actually like it!

  25. Katie says – reply to this


    525

    I really like Scarlett, but that was pretty bad!! Oh dear…!

  26. Slick Willey (Remember Me) says – reply to this


    526

    You claim Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Thought, are you deaf as a tree stump. She is horrible, if she did not have those fab tits, she would be shitz.

  27. nick says – reply to this


    527

    wow she is horrible.

  28. Jenny says – reply to this


    528

    Its still lame though…

  29. debstar21 says – reply to this


    529

    she kind of sounds like a wanna-be American version of Amy Winehouse; but at least Amy's stuff is good. poor Scarlett just sounds poorly trained and hoarse. up all night w/ Ryan's cock down her throat perhaps?

  30. Stacy says – reply to this


    530

    I think she is a great actress but as far as singing goes, it was BAD! She sounds like a man and I was not feeling it.

  31. hmm says – reply to this


    531

    i actually think it is quite nice. there is a very unique tone there; the video does not do her voice justice. studio should leave it alone; it's rare for anyone to sound better live these days.

  32. leila says – reply to this


    532

    Her voice certainly doesn't match her looks. Not feminine at all. Added to that she sings flat. The only thing she's achieved here is embarrassing herself. I agree with the above blogger who stated that no one would even consider recording her if she weren't a well-known actress. What's next on the agenda - a clothing line?

  33. shaleen says – reply to this


    533

    Not as shiteous but still shiteous!

  34. M says – reply to this


    534

    I don't know if I like it or not… she kind of sounds like a man

  35. gia says – reply to this


    535

    Hope she didn't quit her day job

  36. scarlett says – reply to this


    536

    For those old enough to know, she's a lot like Mel Torme, if you close your eyes, it isn't half bad!

  37. lisa says – reply to this


    537

    Her voice is shiteous! Absolutely awful!

  38. Pamela says – reply to this


    538

    The song sucks but she isn't all that bad…and she's a doll.

  39. Seth MacFarlane says – reply to this


    539

    The banjos at the very ending…..priceless

  40. KELLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY says – reply to this


    540

    She sounds like a drunk at a Karaoke Bar!

  41. jamie says – reply to this


    541

    Seriously…she's horrible…let's be real.

  42. Kat says – reply to this


    542

    What's with the "Joe Cocker"arm???

  43. SWF says – reply to this


    543

    there is a fine line between unique and trainwreck.
    she has crossed waaaay into trainwreck territory.

  44. Seth MacFarlane says – reply to this


    544

    The banjos at the very ending….priceless

  45. crapsandwich says – reply to this


    545

    my motherfuckin ears are bleeding!!!!!!!!. bitch just lost 10000 pionts with me!!!!

  46. vicmarie says – reply to this


    546

    This is the music she wants to make…And I applaud her

  47. kiko says – reply to this


    547

    LOVE IT.

  48. jules says – reply to this


    548

    This song would be a thousand times better if it were a real singer. I love her as an actress and I was hopeful his wouldn't suck so bad.

  49. crapsandwich says – reply to this


    549

    she plays a mean tamborine!, that for sure! heheheeeeee

  50. Stick to acting says – reply to this


    550

    Sounded like a man moaning. Great actress.

  51. Alibee says – reply to this


    551

    It's different, but I like it.

  52. PETA my ass says – reply to this


    552

    It's very bad.
    .
    "Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Thought"
    What do you mean? Did her record company pay you to say that?

  53. Dee says – reply to this


    553

    Ew. No. Some parts are okay but for the most she sounds like a man.

  54. juls says – reply to this


    554

    Perez I love you, but that suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkked. She is delusional if she thinks she can sing. It was really boring too.

  55. juls says – reply to this


    555

    Oh and f you to that q8 for the Jewish slut comment. That's unecessary. But oh yeah she sounds like a dying animal.

  56. AgentGiggles. says – reply to this


    556

    She needs some lessons. She would sound a lot better if she wasn't TRYING to be soulful. It just sounds like she's grunting or something.

  57. Karla says – reply to this


    557

    she is a great actress……but DAM! She sucks at singing!

  58. JFTIII says – reply to this


    558

    Just shut the fuck up already beeeoooootch. We hate your heinous ass.

  59. booboo says – reply to this


    559

    Oh my God! So Bad!!!! That sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  60. DNR87 Dee says – reply to this


    560

    I actually sort of liked it. Earthy. I wonder if she's got any depth to it…

  61. asdsadas says – reply to this


    561

    omg that was so bad..

  62. sirendreams says – reply to this


    562

    are you kidding me?? It's VERY SHITEOUS

  63. Jenny says – reply to this


    563

    You really are deaf Perez.

    She's tone deaf.

  64. Specialstarr68 says – reply to this


    564

    Oh my F*#cking GOD!!!!! That SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I am not one to normally say things like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. Princess Aurora says – reply to this


    565

    you're right- it's worse!!!

    ps if you know you're being taped couldn't u do your hair?!!?

  66. Nicole says – reply to this


    566

    Man I love Scarlett johansson, I really liked that song. ANd I like her video that you showed. But I think the vocals are better in this version :)

  67. Ashley says – reply to this


    567

    my eardrums melted. her voice would be unique…if it wasn't so shiteous.

  68. Melissa says – reply to this


    568

    Perez, are you kidding? That was awful, horrible, and painful.

  69. gigi says – reply to this


    569

    that was the most bizarre shit ive seen in a while.
    i never understood why actors always have to explore in different directions,
    when they excel in one already, like dont screw it up shiiiit man

  70. netsirk says – reply to this


    570

    her voice is creepily low/monotone

  71. Bag says – reply to this


    571

    I'M SORRY SHE'S A GOOD ACTRESS AND BEAUTIFUL BUT SHE'S NOT A SINGER
    I went to get something to drink and i was listening to the song at the same time…and i had to rush to the computer to turn the sound because i don't like the way she sings!

  72. jtothaella says – reply to this


    572

    i thought she used sound effect… i was wrong.. haha. she sounds like a man. but somehow, pretty unique

  73. lola's mom says – reply to this


    573

    blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  74. I THINK HER VOICE CAUSES HEARING LOSS! says – reply to this


    574

    HELP, MY EARS HURT REALLY BAD!

  75. Gina says – reply to this


    575

    My little 12 year old sister sings better than that & she sux!

  76. Mike says – reply to this


    576

    Dude; Not as Shiteous as you would have thought? She is just a step above that guy on American Idol who sang "she bangs". Don't get me wrong, I loves me some of that Scarlett but pa.lease.

  77. scarace13 says – reply to this


    577

    i dont like her as an actress and i didnt wanna ike her s a singer but shes awesome and i cant help it.

  78. I WISH SHE WOULD FALL DOWN says – reply to this


    578

    THIS MUST BE A JOKE

  79. djibuddha says – reply to this


    579

    I hate her "acting" and whatever the hell she's doing in that video. Caterwauling? She seems pretty laid back and I don't begrudge her the cash she's worked for, but I can't stand anything she does.

  80. I love Her says – reply to this


    580

    She is beyond amazing and her voice is so unique.

  81. lady_wraith says – reply to this


    581

    Oh please!! She sounds as bad as ever, no difference whatsoever between this and the video you posted before! What is it with her and her need to hurt our ears?!!

  82. Steph says – reply to this


    582

    I'm guessing people that hate this song are probably those who only listen to mainstream pop britney spears crap. I think its original and definitely catchy. Tom Waits/Sinead O'Connorish.

    Hope more songs are to come.

  83. Angie says – reply to this


    583

    luv it… sounds good

  84. HILLARY says – reply to this


    584

    JUST ANOTHER REASON 2 VOTE FOR HILLARY!

  85. WTF says – reply to this


    585

    Re: Steph

    TURN YOUR HEARING AID UP!

  86. burritosb says – reply to this


    586

    No one would give a shit if it wasn't Scarlett. She blows…she blows HARD!

  87. erica says – reply to this


    587

    omg this is horrible! absolutly awful! is this some kind of sick joke?! i think tina might be able to sing this song better! hahahha

  88. honeygirl says – reply to this


    588

    Sounds like a MAN! A very constipated man!

  89. whitshey says – reply to this


    589

    I dont know why everyone keeps saying she is aweful. I honestly was expecting some pop bull and was very suprised… I loved it. It's edgy and different and not fake. She has an orignal voice- not high pitched junk that is messed over by sound technicians. … It has soul and is moving. I guess you would hate it though if you like fake people that sing fake music. This is real- and it's great.

  90. What is she doing with her arm? says – reply to this


    590

    I can't wait for SNL to make fun of this silly slut.

  91. whitshey says – reply to this


    591

    … AND– if bet if ya'll heard this song on the net and had no idea who sang it or heard it on a soundtrack it would be downloaded like crazy.. but there is this stigma associated with actors/actresses tapping into the music field- we just expect it to be bad. But she is not- she is by no means ordinary and that is soooo refreshing. — I haven't heard anything like her voice … that's not a bad thing!!!

  92. Wake up says – reply to this


    592

    Re: whitshey

    because she sucks!

  93. hahahaha!!! says – reply to this


    593

    H O R R I B L E !!!!!!, no puede ser, es bella, sexy, actua bien pero, que no cante, please!!!!

  94. I can't wait for SNL to make fun of this silly slut! says – reply to this


    594

    the arm thing is the best!

  95. Suzie Q says – reply to this


    595

    Um… if you bother to listen to the original song, you`d know she`s doing an accurate cover. Look up her singing Summertime - she actually has an amazing voice.

  96. jordan says – reply to this


    596

    is she was anyone else it would never be made.

  97. GG1000 says – reply to this


    597

    Come on people, admit it, it totally blows. Sounds like 2:00 am karaoke.

  98. paia67 says – reply to this


    598

    I like it! Very Joan Armatrading ish….

  99. raheel says – reply to this


    599

    she's definitely no alanis morissette.

  100. ho can't sing. says – reply to this


    600

    Re: GG1000

    No they sound better!

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