Uhmmm….
Filed under: Star Jones > Francophilia
Star Jones (or a really good drag queen) attended the premiere of Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona at the Cannes Film Festival on Saturday.
Why the fuck was she there??????????
Next time, she should get some colonic irrigation before she walks down a red carpet.
Then her face won't look like she needs to take a big dump (all over Big Gay Al's head)!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: May 17, 2008 at 7:18 pm




Hey isn't this B*tch due for another gastric bypass!? She should also invest in a plastic surgeon to pick up her fat ugly ass face up!!! Gross!!!
that ugly bitch needs to jump on some luggage. yeccchhh!
Re: A Win For The French (And The USA Apologizes For Letting Star Out Of Her Padded Cell) – Thanks, I was actually just going to reply to Tori (but won't bother now) that if there's one thing I am NOT it is racist (being french living in the UK it'd be pretty silly from me to be it anyway), what I meant is that the festival de Cannes is about films, people meant to attend it are people with a film to show (directors, actors, crews, etc…) and people chosen to be part of the jury, and she is neither of them, just like Paris was a few years ago when she made a fool of herself (once more, sigh) by inviting herself to its red carpet, and that people attending it for no other reason than publicity and getting some attention like these two make the festival lose a bit of its good reputation.
I'm glad you understood what I meant, that's at least one person who did.
Does no one see the scars under her arms.
lol I figured that would be Perez first comment.
hehehehe u are a dog perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Eva is married to a popular Frenchman and she is employed by L'Oreal,a French company and is house hunting(she is looking at houses near Thierry Henry,Zinedine Zidane(footballs(soccer players for Americans) and Amelie Mauresmo(tennis player);all French athletes and very popular ones not only in France but in Europe who happen to own houses around Cannes,Nice and Antibes and the neighborhood and they are ALL good friends with Tony and Eva.
Mischa Barton;althought she will never win an Oscar is there to promote 2 movies.
As for Star Jones,she isn't very liked in America,Europeans don't know who the fuck she is and couldn't care less who she is;about a certain show called the View and the fact that she married a man that is supposedly gay!
I bet she paid someone to get to Cannes so that she can show the world that she has moved on from this whole scheme of a wedding and moved on from Al.
the people at Cannes have lowered their standards…for the worst!
Why the fuck is she there other than those results I don't fucking know!
"Why the fuck was she there??????????"
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You have no right to ask this Perez. You were at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, that's the biggest "Why the fuck was she there?????" question ever.
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"Then her face won't look like she needs to take a big dump (all over Big Gay Al's head)!"
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Why do you always have to be so fucking disgusting?
I gotta agree with comment #43! I love you Perez, but you're going a little overboard with all this hating, and you're starting to get too "HOLLYWOOD"! I'm not giving up hope yet. I think you'll eventually see the light and get back to your old self-minus the weight…..by the way, you look awesome
FUCKIN BUG EYES
FAG-HAG IS STARTING TO GAIN WEIGHT AGAIN !!
Common, she's looks beautiful and has every right to be there. Jealous?
she looked better FAT
I thought Star Jones looks good here! Better then before at 305 pounds! Anyone saying she doesn't is pretty fricken jealous! Star does need to watch what she says though. It was not classy to knock Barbara Walters book recently. She should take the high road if she ever wants to work in television again. As for her ex, he should shut the fuck up about doing a paid sit down interview about Star. Star has probably alot more to say about Big Al being she is the one that filed for divorce in the first place!
Dead Star Walking!
Why is this hairy gorilla at Cannes? She's over, yesterday, jumped-the-shark. There really is no category for this cow — why the hell is she there?
Re: hi – Nicole Ritchie is black! (lol) You mean darker right?
Nicole Ritchie is black! (lol) You mean darker right?
She is so disgusting and the things she said about Barbara Walters are horrible. She should die of a cancer.
Em, darling, your homophobia is showing.
Unless you are talking about a cigarette, that word doesn't fly.
(I am not a homosexual, but I still don't like your comment)
Angela
Re: YourMom –
She looks like she needs to take a big dump? She looks LIKE a big dump!
She belongs in a cave on a remote island where no one has to look at her or listen to what she has to say….she sucks!!
She looks beautiful for a woman her age. Give her a break! She must be in much better health from losing all that weight. She is intelligent. She is a lawyer, remember?
Leave the lady alone!