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Uhmmm….

Filed under: Star Jones > Francophilia

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Star Jones (or a really good drag queen) attended the premiere of Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona at the Cannes Film Festival on Saturday.

Why the fuck was she there??????????

Next time, she should get some colonic irrigation before she walks down a red carpet.

Then her face won't look like she needs to take a big dump (all over Big Gay Al's head)!

[Image via WENN.]

121 comments to “Uhmmm….”

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  1. Lil says – reply to this


    101

    Hey isn't this B*tch due for another gastric bypass!? She should also invest in a plastic surgeon to pick up her fat ugly ass face up!!! Gross!!!

  2. cornjob says – reply to this


    102

    that ugly bitch needs to jump on some luggage. yeccchhh!

  3. Caroline says – reply to this


    103

    Re: A Win For The French (And The USA Apologizes For Letting Star Out Of Her Padded Cell) – Thanks, I was actually just going to reply to Tori (but won't bother now) that if there's one thing I am NOT it is racist (being french living in the UK it'd be pretty silly from me to be it anyway), what I meant is that the festival de Cannes is about films, people meant to attend it are people with a film to show (directors, actors, crews, etc…) and people chosen to be part of the jury, and she is neither of them, just like Paris was a few years ago when she made a fool of herself (once more, sigh) by inviting herself to its red carpet, and that people attending it for no other reason than publicity and getting some attention like these two make the festival lose a bit of its good reputation.
    I'm glad you understood what I meant, that's at least one person who did. :D

  4. VirginiaG says – reply to this


    104

    Does no one see the scars under her arms.
    lol I figured that would be Perez first comment.
    hehehehe u are a dog perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  5. honeydoo says – reply to this


    105

    Eva is married to a popular Frenchman and she is employed by L'Oreal,a French company and is house hunting(she is looking at houses near Thierry Henry,Zinedine Zidane(footballs(soccer players for Americans) and Amelie Mauresmo(tennis player);all French athletes and very popular ones not only in France but in Europe who happen to own houses around Cannes,Nice and Antibes and the neighborhood and they are ALL good friends with Tony and Eva.

    Mischa Barton;althought she will never win an Oscar is there to promote 2 movies.

    As for Star Jones,she isn't very liked in America,Europeans don't know who the fuck she is and couldn't care less who she is;about a certain show called the View and the fact that she married a man that is supposedly gay!

    I bet she paid someone to get to Cannes so that she can show the world that she has moved on from this whole scheme of a wedding and moved on from Al.

    the people at Cannes have lowered their standards…for the worst!

    Why the fuck is she there other than those results I don't fucking know!

  6. ass says – reply to this


    106

    "Why the fuck was she there??????????"
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    You have no right to ask this Perez. You were at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, that's the biggest "Why the fuck was she there?????" question ever.
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    "Then her face won't look like she needs to take a big dump (all over Big Gay Al's head)!"
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    Why do you always have to be so fucking disgusting?

  7. Wendy says – reply to this


    107

    I gotta agree with comment #43! I love you Perez, but you're going a little overboard with all this hating, and you're starting to get too "HOLLYWOOD"! I'm not giving up hope yet. I think you'll eventually see the light and get back to your old self-minus the weight…..by the way, you look awesome :)

  8. bugeyed crazy bitch/ex fatty - present ugmo says – reply to this


    108

    FUCKIN BUG EYES

  9. TrickSlut says – reply to this


    109

    FAG-HAG IS STARTING TO GAIN WEIGHT AGAIN !!

  10. Beautiful says – reply to this


    110

    Common, she's looks beautiful and has every right to be there. Jealous?

  11. karina says – reply to this


    111

    she looked better FAT

  12. Jaret says – reply to this


    112

    I thought Star Jones looks good here! Better then before at 305 pounds! Anyone saying she doesn't is pretty fricken jealous! Star does need to watch what she says though. It was not classy to knock Barbara Walters book recently. She should take the high road if she ever wants to work in television again. As for her ex, he should shut the fuck up about doing a paid sit down interview about Star. Star has probably alot more to say about Big Al being she is the one that filed for divorce in the first place!

  13. the phantom says – reply to this


    113

    Dead Star Walking!

  14. Janni says – reply to this


    114

    Why is this hairy gorilla at Cannes? She's over, yesterday, jumped-the-shark. There really is no category for this cow — why the hell is she there?

  15. Jules says – reply to this


    115

    Re: hi – Nicole Ritchie is black! (lol) You mean darker right?

  16. Jules says – reply to this


    116

    Nicole Ritchie is black! (lol) You mean darker right?

  17. PhillipP says – reply to this


    117

    She is so disgusting and the things she said about Barbara Walters are horrible. She should die of a cancer.

  18. angela_lushious says – reply to this


    118

    Em, darling, your homophobia is showing.

    Unless you are talking about a cigarette, that word doesn't fly.

    (I am not a homosexual, but I still don't like your comment)

    Angela

    Re: YourMom

  19. booshdag says – reply to this


    119

    She looks like she needs to take a big dump? She looks LIKE a big dump!

  20. alison says – reply to this


    120

    She belongs in a cave on a remote island where no one has to look at her or listen to what she has to say….she sucks!!

  21. Enough already! says – reply to this


    121

    She looks beautiful for a woman her age. Give her a break! She must be in much better health from losing all that weight. She is intelligent. She is a lawyer, remember?

    Leave the lady alone!

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