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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Tina Chen

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Left: Internet superstar Kristina Chen. Right: Ronald Lacey (Major Toht in Raiders of the Lost Ark).

184 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. marwin says – reply to this


    101

    Ugh! She is so friggin gross dude!

  2. 3213 says – reply to this


    102

    M:

    STFU. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FAT UGLY ASS.

    CHRISTINA CHEN IS AN UGLY BITCH.

  3. Donna says – reply to this


    103

    feeckin haleeeerious….best EVER

  4. Lady_Canuck says – reply to this


    104

    Job well done, son. I knew she reminded me of someone!

  5. emma says – reply to this


    105

    geez. on the MONEY.

  6. Mimi says – reply to this


    106

    Aren't you worried about getting sued for libel?

  7. m says – reply to this


    107

    she sounds horrible and somehow manages to look worse. she's deeper in denial than anyone i have ever seen. lol it amazes me; i'm sure she has mirrors. did her parents tell her every day of her life how 'special' she is?
    i don't get it.

  8. Tezza says – reply to this


    108

    that is hilarious!!!!!!

  9. Kate says – reply to this


    109

    haha best one EVER!

  10. BrandonLee says – reply to this


    110

    hahahaha….. totally!!!!!

  11. tatty says – reply to this


    111

    they look the same

  12. RYAN SHECKLER MAKES ME HORNY says – reply to this


    112

    She looks more like an overweight Miranda Cosgrove from Nickelodeon's "ICarly"

  13. Matt says – reply to this


    113

    OMG. That is so creepy. She should get credit for a cameo even though she wasn't born yet.

  14. Renee says – reply to this


    114

    Or like Mr. Slugworth from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!!!

  15. lengos says – reply to this


    115

    DUDE I was watching Raiders of the Lost Ark last night and said the same thing! How funny!!

  16. indyjonesfan says – reply to this


    116

    LOL!!

  17. tina is fugly says – reply to this


    117

    except he's not as fug

  18. Kate says – reply to this


    118

    Wow. They DO look alike! Love the Indy reference!

  19. tiff says – reply to this


    119

    i think she looks like marcia gay hardin.

  20. Tammy says – reply to this


    120

    She looks a lot like this bitch I used to work with. She was half asian too and huge and fat as well as incredibly homely. Why does that combo sometimes make the ugliest people? Other times they turn out beautiful. Go figure!

  21. ghostin007@gmail.com says – reply to this


    121

    birth control anyone???

  22. WTF? says – reply to this


    122

    Who is this ugly thang and why should we care????

  23. just sayin'..... says – reply to this


    123

    told ya!

  24. Minizimi says – reply to this


    124

    straight up twins!

  25. roeli says – reply to this


    125

    funny or not… the resemblance is uncanny!!!

  26. Beth says – reply to this


    126

    What's that nasty thing on his hand????

  27. vanessa says – reply to this


    127

    I knew I recognized her from somewhere!

  28. Ana Banana says – reply to this


    128

    When I was little I thought that guy was fake, cuz he looked like plastic, then when his face melted off.

  29. sara says – reply to this


    129

    my god, I knew I saw her from some where, this has bothered me for months!!!

  30. callie says – reply to this


    130

    does she have a disability because that would be why she sucks
    and if she doesnt
    god bless that talentless soul!

  31. HAAAAAAAAAA says – reply to this


    131

    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHH best laugh I had today… yeah honey you look like this guys twin.. you smarmy little bitch!! You should be kissing Perez's ass for all the fame he's given you, but no.. instead you are nasty to him.. YOU WILL KISS PEREZS ASS BITCH DO" YOU HEAR ME???????????????

  32. Rhum Girl says – reply to this


    132

    That's just wrong, P! But it is effing funny!

  33. JB says – reply to this


    133

    lol!

  34. Perez is a blowhard! says – reply to this


    134

    You know… Who lets her post her v-blogs on the internet. My god, doesn't her family know she's being mocked, for god's sake. She doesn't have an ounce of talent and honestly… I think she looks like you Perez. You guys have so much in common.

  35. Nora says – reply to this


    135

    Perez, I love you.

  36. Steph the QUEENSLANDER! says – reply to this


    136

    OMG I knew she looked familiar!!! You totally got it spot on :D

  37. bay says – reply to this


    137

    PEREZ,SHE SO LOOKS LIKE VANESSA HUDGENS!!

  38. BLAH says – reply to this


    138

    eww!
    who is this girl? I don't understand her existance, she looks like petunia from looney tunes hit by a nuclear disaster. Somebody please help me comprehend her status!!!

  39. Johnny Boy says – reply to this


    139

    Don't give this racist, homophobic, ugly, idiotic bitch any more free publicity, please Perez!

  40. ME TOO!! says – reply to this


    140

    Re: Lisa – Thank you….I was thinking the same thing! She looks like a fat version of Carly from iCarly(Miranda Cosgrove).

  41. Buster Cherry says – reply to this


    141

    Talk to the hand, Kristina.

  42. d jarv says – reply to this


    142

    I am confused is she mentally challenged? or is she just really weird and fucked up? Her music sucks!

  43. Amanda says – reply to this


    143

    lmao

  44. joo says – reply to this


    144

    lol…pobresita

  45. Jonsi says – reply to this


    145

    Perez you are amazing.

    If anyone can get through to Chen, it's possibly you.

    That's if she pulls her own nipples out of her eye sockets for a second and notices all the shit that's being taken out of her ahahahaaaaaahahhaa.

    Oh Perez diss her again!

  46. kk says – reply to this


    146

    aw the poor girl, i admire her courageousness..ths mockery should stop.

  47. katie says – reply to this


    147

    seriously.. i'm not being mean but is this girl retarded? and if she is, do her parents even look out for her?

  48. sherrill says – reply to this


    148

    Wow…that's the best one ever!

  49. eww says – reply to this


    149

    effin hilarious

  50. Liss says – reply to this


    150

    Right on target.
    Shes godawful fugly.

  51. suzanna says – reply to this


    151

    THAT's where I recognized her from. I couldn't figure it out, it bugged me everytime you posted on her. thanks perez :P

  52. Aubree says – reply to this


    152

    OH DEAR

  53. kristin says – reply to this


    153

    oh, that's good. She kind of also looks like that dude from penn and teller, the big one with the hair… you know, the one who talks

  54. wade says – reply to this


    154

    CHRISTINA CHEN IS FUCKIN RETARDED……….

  55. jordinsilver says – reply to this


    155

    ah ha ha ha ha ha ha…
    ah ha ha ha ha ha ha….

    you're right!

  56. Maj says – reply to this


    156

    GENIUS, PEREZ!
    I never thought of it, but GOD you're right!

  57. Same sex Lover says – reply to this


    157

    I must say that he is far sexier…

  58. jenbunny says – reply to this


    158

    they're both nazis!

  59. Erin says – reply to this


    159

    She looks like Miss Piggy!!!!!

  60. SeSkIIIZ says – reply to this


    160

    lmaoOooo funnyy

  61. q says – reply to this


    161

    ha ha, that is so funny perez! she actually does look just like that guy!

  62. andrea says – reply to this


    162

    OMG Perfect! i've been wondering who this girl reminds me of and it's exactly this actor - brilliant brilliant perez - also, you're such a child of the 80s (like myself) to see this!

  63. Miss Mezza says – reply to this


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    Ooooooo, Peretzel, you are naughty. Smack-bang on target with this one (love your 'Separated at Birth's, very funny), but she is gonna be sooooooooo angry with you. Dontcha know that she's a 'beauty'? Hopefully she missed it, maybe she's over in England meeting all her 'fans'.
    I wonder if this dude can 'sing'. They should do a duet!!!

  64. debber says – reply to this


    164

    I seez it

  65. P says – reply to this


    165

    THIS is the reason I love Perez. That made my week.

  66. FAS says – reply to this


    166

    This evil bitch has all the physical signs of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome! A small head. Low Nasal bridge. Small eye openings ( similar to Down's). Thin lips and absent philtrum ( usual dent below nose and lip). Stubby fingers. And there is a general look as one of my professors in the past said to 'look gnomish in nature' as to general build. This is often accompanied with lower than average intelligence. This would seem to be the case here. To me, she's a disgusting and bigoted person who is ugly on both the inside and outside.

  67. Andy says – reply to this


    167

    Ok, I love you Perez, but this is a bit mean isn't it?

    You already exploit her and her disabilities already and 'pretend' you are her biggest fan, but I can't tell if you genuinely like her or just do it sarcastically anymore.

    If it's the latter you should be ashamed, because it's just pure bullishness.
    You're meant to be critical, but not of some poor talentless nobody, just because she insulted gays.

  68. Mike says – reply to this


    168

    Ugly and stupid, yes … disabled, no. The real crime is that when Americans think of Asian singers this bitch and William Hung come to mind. That's the real crime.

  69. BBBoricua says – reply to this


    169

    Oh, leave her alone. She obviously has Down Syndrome, so let her do her thing…. If this makes her happy, I'm happy for her…

  70. CORA DE LORY says – reply to this


    170

    I think she looks more like Yabba the Hut from Stars wars

  71. hello says – reply to this


    171

    poor tina :(

  72. ugh says – reply to this


    172

    [re=2200995]Re: assliegh[/re

    #87, good job on being a total fuckin racist. and good job perez, on encouraging this sort of shallow and bigoted judgment. this whole website is like being in junior high- making fun of and talking shit on people who you don't think are cool enough, look amazingly good, or whom you just deem fair game to be ripped apart by you…what's the point????

  73. Smarter Than You says – reply to this


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    Re: CORA DE LORY – You dumb shit. It's Jabba the Hutt. Yabba?? Seriously? I've never even seen Star Wars and even I know it's not Yabba.

  74. dsg says – reply to this


    174

    Re: Karilynn
    I totally agree with this comment

  75. Natalie says – reply to this


    175

    Oh my gosh, there has never been a more accurate one of these.

  76. lizzy says – reply to this


    176

    Re: TehDevil

    if you don't like perez then why the hell are you on his website??
    lame ass..

  77. aahahahha says – reply to this


    177

    LMFAO.
    awesome.

  78. PINK LADY 85 says – reply to this


    178

    LMAO…TOO EFFEN FUNNY!!

  79. CORA DE LOREY says – reply to this


    179

    GET A LIFE I THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOM

  80. eeeeek says – reply to this


    180

    she look like the girl from "drake and josh" and "icarly"

  81. I heart lamp says – reply to this


    181

    Yes! She looks like that iCarly girl!! totally! Everytime I'd see her on tv I'd think to myself..wow, she looks like Tina Chen. lmao. It's Tina bitch!

  82. Megan says – reply to this


    182

    Okay so this girl scares me. I've been checking out your site for a couple weeks now and i'm loving it. So when i learned about this chic i swear she gave my 27 year old ear drums praying for sticks to be stabed into them. At the very least it nice to see a not so attractive, very untalented girl have such high thoughts of herself. No one not even you can take that from her!

  83. Hot-4-Teacher says – reply to this


    183

    It's Fucking Uncanny. Too Bad her spectacles aren't roundOO

  84. Lu says – reply to this


    184

    He's that baby's daddy!!!

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