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However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Lindsay Lohan's personal assistant is named Jenni Muro.
It has been reported that Lohan was chasing Muro's mom before her arrest earlier this morning and Muro's mom allegedly alerted 911 to Lindsay's out-of-control behavior.
However, we must ask….
Linsay was arrested at approximate 2:15 A.M. this morning.
What was the mom of Lohan's personal assistant doing up at that time??
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