Quote of the Day
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"I want everyone to know that my mom is not a crazy freak mom who's just trying to be famous and be in the spotlight. She's not. She's just helping her kids follow their dreams in life, just like any other mom would. We're doing this show to set the record straight and defuse all those rumors out there that say we're this crazy family. We're like any other family in the world."
- Ali Lohan, 28, on her new reality show
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: May 24, 2008 at 1:25 pm
OK CRAZY BETCH
What makes ppl like Denise Richards and The Lohans think ANYONE GIVES A SHIT about them setting the record straight? Like people are going to watch their shows and say "Oh, well…I was wrong! I want to be her best friend". I will NOT be watching!!!
"Ali Lohan, 28…"
hahahaha good one.
Funny…I'm not sure I know a lot of the other actresses moms making reality shows…how totally self indulgent,attention seeking and pathetic..
umm who the fuck in their right mind would let their child wear THAT much makeup?!
Ali looks like a teen prosti-tot with all that makeup. yea shes 14 but thats YOUNG. i'd kick my little sisters fuckin ass for wearing that much makeup.
i agree with liz. dina lohan is a fucking whore.
her daughters have clearly learned from the best!
"defuse"?
yikes!
28 hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
how much do you all want to bet she is going to end up pregnat anytime soon.
she is just a kid and she looks like a 50 year old woman.. TOO MUCH MAKEUP .>>GROSS!!
PS. she is fucking ugly!!
This is a family of whores. What kind of mother makes her 14yr old up to look like a 25 yr old slut…the white (trash) Oprah. She's a vile woman…as are her daughters.
How many times are they gonna say "to set the record straight"?
I think the comments about the mother "allowing" her to wear that much make-up are crazy! Teenage girls like make-up and they don't listen to their parents opinions. Thats what being a teenager is all about.
Does she have a glass eye!?!
ewwwwwwwwwwwww what a fucked up family!!!!!!!!!!! and right on to the person "Courtney" you took the words right outta mouth!!!!!
why does ali insist on wearing blue contacts?
Haha shut up you fucking whore. so obv that shes ginger and colours her hair fugly cunt
i heard this a bit ago already…
I see nothing wrong with wanting to be an entertainer, be it acting, singing or whatever. It's nice work and even better money if you can get it, and it sure as hell beats being a bank teller.
lazy eyeeee
You would think with a screw-up daughter like Lindsay, that Dina would want to take some time with her family away from the spotlight. It's sick and twisted, what this woman is doing to her family. It is so obvious that she didn't make as much money as she thought she would off her first child, so she's trying to pimp out her little daughter to make up for it. Ali is what, 15? Most mothers would never let their children dress like that. And if they did, well they definitely wouldn't promote it. If Dina really cared about her children as much as she claims, she'd keep their private lives private - and shut her damn mouth. She tries to get attention in any way possible - which is obvious even from the way she dresses. She wears her clothes and does her hair and makeup like she's a 21 year old porn star. It's disgusting. I'm a 21 year old girl, and if my mom ever acted like that I would disown her.
Sooo sick of these hos!! NOBODY CARES!! Perez, stop reporting on these losers.
Riiight!
Who wears colored contacts anymore?
yeah cus every other family in the world has a tv show !
her eyes aren't lazy…if u look closely, that dumbass is wearing stupid looking colored contacts to seem even whiter than she is and the contacts must be those cheap .99 cent store ones cuz they can't ven stay in place….what an idiot!!!
LONG ISLAND WHITE TRASH
Pretty telling example of unusual stupidity as in almost every perceivable way her family is NOT normal. Don't all your friends live on TV, have superstar siblings, stupid lots of money coming in and out, rerehab, parole, public custody battles and so dramatically on? Normal. Right.
THE WORLD IS READY FOR ANOTHER LOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh she looks good for a 28 year old!
i bet there neighbors have the cops on speed dial… or child proctection agencey…….hahaha that'd be funny
shes 28 i thought she was younger
lol thats hilarious !!!!!!
I thought she was 14???? There is no fucking way she is 28 LOL
Is she wearing colored contacts? Is anything about this little girl REAL???
nice vagina lips.
Forget her makeup, what the fuck is wrong with her eye? She looks Sloth from "The Goonie's"
she's not 28. she's 14.
She says the most profound things, with her mother's arm up her ass working the lips with her hand.
wait wait wait, 18? not 28!!!!
Lmao. Her random ages are the best!
What kind of a responsible parent lets their 14 - sorry, 28 - year old child get lip implants? She looks like a cross between a slag and a drag queen. Not a good look for a youthful 14 - errm, 43 - year old.
dina's a whore, lindsay's a whore…and guess what…this little ugly girl is also a whorE!!!
Uh, I'm sorry but you are NOT like any other family. 'Other' sisters don't want to grow up to be just like their older sister who's an alcoholic, obviously off the wagon. 'Other' parents don't go airing their divorce purposely on TV & magazines. 'Other' 14 yo girls are hanging out with their friends, NOT going out with 25 yo music producers they don't know, with the permission of their moms. 'Other' moms don't hang out drinking & God knows what else until the wee hours of the morning with young children at home. Be honest & just admit you & your family are just a bunch of FAMEWHORES. You don't want to be an actress or a singer, you just want to be on any tv show, any magazine cover—-as long as you are getting attention. Ali, you are 14 yo GIRL & have NO CLUE what life is really about, little girl. Shut your piehole until you ARE old enough to know what the hell you are talking about. Peace out…..
poor, poor delusional child. start saving for the expensive rehab/therapy/mental institution now, worst mother in the world.
Hey you ugly little bitch stop wearing the fake blue contacts because you think itll make you prettier or more popular or some stupid BULL SHIT like that. YOUR FOURTEEN START LOOKING LIKE IT. STOP GETTING YOUR LIPS INJECTED TO LOOK SO FUCKING PUFFY. BE YOURSELF YOU DUMB CUNT!
SHE IS 15 AND WEARING LIPLINER. MEXICAN CHOLAS IN THEIR 20'S WEAR LIPLINER. NO COMPRENDE
FYI the child has blue contacts in, she's another Paris!
lmfao @ the 28 part
haahaha
omg! this will haunt her when she notices that her mom IS a creazy freak!…but when would that be?…she's sooooooo lost
Uh - you screwed up your lipstick dumbo and the blue contacts don't do a thing for you!. You are not talented so please go away.
bahahahah 28, i love her ages lmao
If I have to hear this quote one more time….:0:0:0!!!!!!
I don't know anyone who cares about this family - i'll watch this show just for the train wreck value!
THIS GIRL LOOKS LIKE SHE IS OLDER THAN SHE IS,LIKE…35.
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if you cover the left hand side of her face she looks like Lindsay…..if you cover the right hand side she looks like Juliette lewis. Oh and Dina Johan is a media-whore.
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lol at aliana lohan, 28. that girl looks too damn grown
Ali is only 15, not 28. Might want to actually get your facts straight.
That nasty bitch is subhuman. Her kids are completely fucked up and spinning out and she just wants to be on TV. The clock is ticking bitch!!! Once your brats aren't fuckable (oh wait, that happened already), there's no more cash for you until one of them kills themselves. My bet is on Ali. My other bet is that you already have your shitty fucking speech written for the occasion.
that's a good little trained puppet!!!!!!!!
28??????????????
Anyway…That girl sure has been brainwashed by her CRAZY ass mom!!!!
Interestingly enough…. Went shopping today and saw promo posters EVERYWHERE for this and the Denise Shitters show (feel free to use that Perez). The pic of Ali and Dina shows Dina sitting in a make-up chair while Ali holds a make-up brush to Dina's face. Who is the show about?!?!
Dude, wtf? This show sounds so LAME! Who gives a fck about their lives?? && Ali looks like a friggin prostitute! She wears more makeup than Miley Cyrus!! And that is WAYY too much. (For her age, at least). These stupid teen attention wh*res make me sick!!
WONKY EYE ALERT
Shouldn't these kind of things like exploting your children, growing them like completely fame-whores and sending them on the road to being alcoholic before they even turn 18 be illegal..?!
"We're like any other family in the world." Um, no you're not.
Delusional!
She looks really old with all that out-dated makeup and fake hair. Ick.
dude, what's with her face?
haha bitch has a new age every other week
LMAO!!! Fuck, stupid little shit like "Ali Lohan, 28" make me crack up. You're such a sneaky bitch P. I love it! She looks way too old. Lay off the make up skank. Not even Lindsay wears that much…
hate all lohans
BUT!
her eyes are really stunning!
Re: lef – hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaahhaah!
does she have a lazy eye? Why is one pupil so muc bigger than the other… that only happens with head trauma… drama…
her right eye is fucked
Re: Courtney –
well said courtney =]
did she have her lips done already?
Okay. God, she is definitely trying too hard.
But I sort of agree with her. No, I take that back.
Kudos to Perez on the "28" thing!
This Lohan has the same freaky lazy eye and eyelid thing going that Paris Hilton has.
why is she wearing color contacts and lipliner like pam and?
honey, crystal meth is bad. and you look like a picasso in this pic
Suicide and or overdose by 17. Go Ali, you only have 3 years left to live. Party it up!!! You go girl.
it says her age is 28 because she looks like she is 35 when she is really a young teenager.
what the hell would that child know about a normal mother? Has anyone seen a picture of dina and lindsay together in awhile? No because dina knows her career is gone and over so now she is busy working on ali's "career". And you only see pictures of those 2 together. Isn't that strange hey lol.
But once again what would she know about a normal mother? She has a mother who has never grown up and found out the whole world isn't about her. She has a mother who lists her jobs as a manager first and a mother 2nd. Right that normal isn't it? Because gods knows anyone who is normal would never dream of being a mother first and fore most.
We all know the dina lohan is only interested in keeping herself "famous" and no one else. Actions speak louder then words ali and your mother's actions show she is only interested in herself and she will used anyone including her children to get what SHE wants.
The sooner you see that the better.
ahhhhh yes sure you are, that's why we ALL have reality shows!!!!! stupid lil' bitch!
Does anyone else notice that her top lip is way fucked up? What the hell?
she's 14 give her a break.
It should be child abuse to cause your child to age that much in 14 years. She easily looks 25, and she can't even drive yet!!
ew, SHES SO UGLY! lmao 28. i can't believe shes my age, disgusting.
What the HELL is wrong with her EYES?!
How old is this chick? 14? She looks like shes 35…. way 2 much makeup girl, dont be in such a rush to grow up, and by the way a mother should be ur mother, not "friend" u have other 14 yr. olds for that.
Holy crap she's 28?? Lindsay looks older but i guess being a drunk and a crackhead do that to you :p
i hate her eyes! i know that seems stupid- but i hate them i can't even look at her because of her eyes!
She looks retarded, and skanky.
Everytime that girl says something about the show, it sounds exactly the same. It's like pre-recorded and burned into her brain to say the same damn thing every time she's asked about the show.
Am I the only one who's noticed?
One thing is for sure: that crazy criminal dad and that nutty mother sure make beautiful babies. Hubba hubba.
Okay. So im going to hell because shes only a 14yr old girl. But WTF, she has uneven collogen lips, fake contacts, a wonky coke eye (see all major celeb cokeheads), and i think she may also have died hair. She needs to go wash her face and look nice.
Re: hclaf – im glad i'm not the only one who picked up on that
she isnt 28
She looks waaay too old for her age….way too desperate too
curse of the lohan family
what the fuck. ali is like 14 not 28.
wow..where'd she come from? she's way prettier than the other two.
This little girl looks too old with makeup. I think she should just be a kid and try not to be too much like her fucked up sister. I would hate to see her in rehab in two years. The destruction of innocence.
Yeah, one more thing. You can realize your dream after you completed your education. Get a freaking college degree first then go after your dreams!
***cough***BULLSHIT***cough***
biggest bullshattt ive ever heard!